Spells and Louds
Chapter 116: Total Drama Reunion
(Somewhere in the Canadian watery coasts)
A Medivac Dropship makes its way towards an island known as Pahkitew Island.
Inside the Dropship is Neil and Gwen. Neil looks at Gwen and can feel the tense in her.
"You don't like to do this" said Neil.
"Yeah, I don't like to do this" replied Gwen. "But this is a reunion, which means all former members of the show have to report in, plus all of my friends are gonna be there."
Neil then holds her hadn in reassurance. "Hey, you got me and if anything stupid happens, then we'll take it all head on!"
Gwen felt motivated by her husband's words.
Then one thing comes up in their thoughts. "I wonder how the kids are doing."
(Spellman Estate)
The kids have finished their dinner, they clean the dishes, finish their homework and get to bed, all before nine o'clock.
Sunset, Leni and Luna are left in charge, though Lincoln and Linka are also responsible. You know what, they're all capable of handling things, except for Lily.
Leon and Sergei weren't available because they had other plans, which they kept in secret from Neil.
(Back to Neil and Gwen)
The Dropship then spots the destination and lands on the beach.
Gwen and Neil stand up from their seats and they look to the pilot, Victor. "Well, here we are, Pahkitew Island."
"Another one of Chris's insane creations" replied Gwen. "One that is powered by his insanity" said Neil.
"Alright, once you two are out of the Dropship. I'm gonna head back to the aircraft carrier. We have an entire naval fleet on standby in case something bad happens, you just have to give us the word if we should open fire" replied Victor.
"Noted" replied Gwen. They both exit the Dropship and it heads back towards the aircraft carrier from the distance.
"Let's hope we don't have to open fire on this island" said Neil.
"How about, after the whole reunion party we blow this stinkin' place up to smithereens?" asked Gwen.
"Ooooh, now you're talking" said Neil with a smirk.
Just then they spot a small yacht. They then recognize who were on board. "Hey guys!" said Geoff.
Coming down was Geoff, Bridgette, Brody, MacArthur, Sanders and the newlyweds since September, Mike and Zoey.
"Hey guys!" said Gwen.
Bridgette is about to go and hug her bestie, but she gets knocked away by MacArthur.
"Oh my gosh! It's Neil Davion Spellman!" said MacArthur. Neil gets freaked out by this cop chick.
She then goes to hum and shakes his hand, very fast! "I am truly honored to be in the presence of a man of the true power of authority!"
Neil then uses his powers to increase the heat on his hand. MacArthur feels the pain and lets go. "Oh sweet monkeys milk that burns!"
Brody sees this. "IU got you babe!" he uses a coconut and gets some of the lake water and splashes it on MacArthur's hand but he misses and hits Neil.
"Whoops! Sorry dude!" said Brody. Macarthur heads to the water and cools down her hand. In annoyance Neil punches Brody away.
"Okay listen up! I don't give a shit with either Brody or officer crazy pants over there! I am not planning on going cataclysmic on this island and believe me I will go cataclysmic!" said Neil with fiery eyes.
They decide to tone down the crazy for a bit.
Gwen helps Bridgette back up. "Dang, that cop sure is a handful" said Gwen.
"You have no idea" replied Bridgette. The two of them then hug it out.
Then Zoey joins in on the hug. Neil fist bumps and high fives Geoff and Mike and salutes to sanders who also salutes.
"So, how have you and Mike been?" asked Gwen.
"Well, our honeymoon in morocco was everything I have ever dreamed of and he was so romantic to me" replied Zoey with a love daze.
Gwen and Bridgette giggle at this. "You must've really enjoyed yourself" said Bridgette.
"Anyways, enough about me. You guys stoked for this reunion?" asked Zoey.
They all have some smiles, but it all fades and they all respond. "No!"
Yeah me to" said Zoey.
"Well, let's get this stupid reunion over with" said Neil. They all head towards the path in the forest.
"By the way, whats with all of those ships out there in the distance?" asked Geoff.
"Emergencies only" replied Neil and Gwen.
(Pahkitew Island camp site)
The group make it to the camp grounds and there they see a lot of food on the table and a lot of guests, but these were not any ordinary guests. These were some of their old friends from the Total Drama series.
Let's do a head count shall we!
Leshawna, Beth, Lindsay, Tyler, TJ, Cody, Sierra, Eva, Katie, Sadie, Justin, Alejandro, Heather, Courtney, Duncan, Trent, Harold, Izzy, Owen, Noah, Cameron, Brick, Lightning, Joe, Anne Maria, Scott, Dawn, B, Sam, Dakotazoid and Stacy. Ezekiel is still at large.
Even members from the last season were there. Sky, Shawn, Jasmine, Samey, Ella, Beardo, Dave, Scarlett, Max, Leonard, Rodney, Topher and Sugar.
But what shocked them the most were there were some characters from the Ridonculous Race!
Kitty, Emma, Crimson, Ennui, Jay, Mickey, Jen, Tom, Ellody, Mary, Laurie, Miles, Gerry, Pete, Kelly, Taylor, Dwayne, Junior, Rock, Spud, Ryan, Stephanie, Carrie, Devin, Jocques, Josee and Tammy.
"Wow! Now that is a lot of people!" said Neil.
"Huh, that explains why me, MacArthur and Brody were invited" said Sanders.
"And it's about to get crazier" said Gwen.
They head to the camp ground and are greeted by some of their friends.
"Well, well. If it isn't my dark girl! How you doing Gwen?" said Leshawna.
"It's good to see you too Leshawna" replied Gwen with a smile.
"And your man is here as well. Now I'm surprised!" said Leshawna.
Neil chuckles a bit. "With you here it's already gonna get Wiley up in here! Woo!"
They soon meet up with some of their closest friends. Lindsay, Tyler, Beth, TJ, Owen, Izzy, Noah, Emma Kitty, Cameron, Dawn, B, Sam, Dakotazoid, Cody and Sierra.
Though Cody is still saddened that Gwen found love, but he had to be happy for her. Now if he could only get rid of Sierra.
Lindsay greeted them and actually recognized them. Turns out she took some private lessons and is no longer a dumb blonde, thank goodness! Now she won't forget Tyler's name!
"It is such an honor to meet you again Neil" said Cameron. "I think the last time we met was at Zoey and Mikes wedding."
"Please, it is an honor to meet the little nerd who helped Gwen defeat that freak Zeke" said Neil.
Gwen then sees Trent approach her. He grew a beard and a mustache combo. "Hey Gwen, long time no see."
Gwen sighs. "Yeah, looks like you turned out well."
"I did. Me and Harold are trying to make ourselves big again in the music business. I heard that you and your husband have kids now, well adopted" said Trent.
"We do have kids and one of them is pretty much the next generation of music" replied Gwen.
Trent still had some feelings for Gwen, but that was all in the past. He has to let her go and be happy her own way.
Then Neil arrives, which made it seem tense for Trent, so he headed back to Harold.
"So, he still kinda likes you?" asked Neil.
"Yeah, but he's trying his best to cope. Kinda like Cody" said Gwen. They then see Cody drinking punch, then Sierra comes to him quickly and hands him some medicine.
"Sierra! I am not a sick person anymore! I have a few allergies but definitely not to punch!" said Cody.
"Hello Gwen" they both turn around and see Duncan. They both groan in annoyance.
"And guy she's married to" said Duncan. He grew a bit tall, well not as tall as Neil. "Heard you two got a family."
"Yeah, what's it to you?" asked Neil.
"Sorry, just trying to make a conversation" replied Duncan with a smile.
Gwen and Neil did not like this. "Okay, first of you stay away from us. You got yourself locked up for your own stupid credibility and now you're out and you think everything's gonna be okay? Well get real Duncan! I am a mom now and I am gonna make sure scum like you stay away from my kids!" said Gwen in anger.
Everyone was shocked at her back talk.
"Or better yet. Our kids can lock you up. Most of them are government authority in nature and can whoop your ass back to the clink in less than ten seconds" said Neil.
Duncan was gonna talk back, but he decided not to escalate the situation. So he walks away from them.
"Whoa! Now that was impressive" said Emma. "Just, wow!" said Kitty.
Gwen then sees Courtney looking at her with discomfort and guilt.
Bridgette and Zoey notice this. "Looks like Courtney is feeling regret after what happened when we were in the game" said Zoey.
Gwen sighed and looked away from Courtney. "She made her choice long ago with breaking our friendship. There's no way in hell she'll ever be my friend again."
"Good choice of words Gwen" they all look to see it was Heather and her husband Alejandro.
Gwen looks to Heather with annoyance. Neil senses this and is ready to defend her.
Heather also sees this and sighs. "Look, I know we both can't see eye-to-eye, but that was the me in the past. The stupid, selfish, pushy and mean me."
Gwen and the others were confused by this.
"I'm trying to change for the better, to make up for tall of the people I have wronged and humiliated" replied Heather.
"She's not wrong, we both live in Spain now. So we can stay away from both of our families and live in peace. In our restaurant" replied Alejandro.
"Gwen, I'm sorry for making you feel like a fool and making the rest of you look like idiots. I was the one acting like a bitch" said Heather.
"Yeah, you kinda were" said Cody. "A lot" said Sierra.
Heather felt a bit saddened that they all still recall all of her worst moments.
But Gwen can see in heather's eyes just how guilty she felt.
"Look, Heather. It's not gonna be easy to earn our forgiveness. What you did in all of those season was the worst moments for everyone, you tricked us, abused us, tormented us and betrayed us. Maybe one day, I can forgive you. Just not now" said Gwen.
Heather nodded her head. "I understand. Maybe one day."
Just then a stream of confetti and glitter rain is above Neil.
"Huzzah! Greetings oh mighty wielder of magic! I am Leonard and this is my friend Tammy" said Leonard.
Tammy was playing some weird instrument.
"We have heard all about the other worldly things that have happened on your journey and we would like to join you and learn more on these magical endeavors and maybe become apprentices to your greatest allies" said Leonard.
"So, what do you say?" asked Tammy.
Neil looks at them with an annoyed look. "Get a life. Get a job. Stop acting like this. You two are morons. This isn't dungeons and dragons and leave. Me. Alone!"
The two larpers back away as they saw the fiery evil in his eyes.
"Well, this whole day is gonna be unsettling" said Neil. "Well, I'm gonna go and get me some shrimp."
"Get me something as well" replied Gwen.
"Sure thing" said Neil as he heads to the food table. He then runs into Dwayne and Junior.
"Dad, please don't do this!" said Junior.
"Hey there Mr. Spellman. The names Dwayne and this here is my son Junior" said Dwayne.
"Charmed" replied Neil as he gets a plate of spicy shrimp.
"I was wondering if you ever want to have a son and bonding moment with me and Junior. We could all go fishing or river rafting. Ooh or maybe even camping!" said Dwayne.
Junior slaps his forehead. "Make this stop."
Neil could see the awkwardness in this. He's seen the Ridonculous race show and how each contestant was. "Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that one."
"Oh, so next time maybe?" asked Dwayne.
Neil slowly backs away.
"I think we made a new family friend" said Dwayne to his son. Junior looks at his dad with disbelief.
Neil eventually makes it back to Gwen, but then they get interrupted by Brick.
"Sir, it is an honor to meet a man of the military law!" said Brick.
Neil and Gwen just chuckle at his devotion. "Dude, I thought you stopped being in military school" said Gwen.
Brick then stopped saluting and looked down nervously. "Sorry about that. It's just a force of habit."
"Still afraid of the dark?" asked Neil. "Yeah, pretty much. But I'm doing my best to conquer my fear!" replied Brick.
Then Rodney comes up to the two of them and looks nervous. "Can we help you dude?" asked Neil.
Rodney turns red in nervousness. "Umm, I am … well my name is Rodney …. I umm … saw your kids …. Well Leni on TV …. She is very ….. Well pretty as she is …. There is … umm ….. Well."
Neil and Gwen know where this was going and they know who he is and why is always like this.
"Let me stop you right there big guy. You are not going anywhere near our daughter Leni" said Gwen.
"W-What? But I like her … and I like …. I mean she like ….. This like should be-" was all Rodney could say.
"Yeah, how about you leave us alone and leave our kids alone before I have you sent to county jail country boy" replied Neil. The two of them walk away from Rodney who just sits on a log depressed.
They then spot Samey. "Hey Samey, where's your twin Amy?" asked Gwen.
Samey looked sad, but then she smiled. This was confusing to them. "Samey, where's your twin sister Amy?" asked Neil.
"Well, she found a boyfriend, who loved motor bikes. Then one day she went against mom and dad and rode off with him. She never came back, they found her in a bike bar. Dead" replied Samey.
Neil, Gwen and some of their friends were shocked, even Sky, Shawn and Jasmine, but then they felt no regret for Amy's death. She was the meanest person they met and she always made Samey look like a fool.
Then someone taps Neil's shoulder. It was none other than the wannabees villain Max.
"Greetings oh great and dangerous one, I have heard from recent news that you harbor an all-powerful villainous dragon within you and that you are in the so-called Villains roster" said Max.
Neil knew who this guys was. "Yeah, and you're a low life not so evil guy who won't make it to the evil top. Just become a baby sitter dude."
"Also, I am not a villain! The other guy is!" said Neil.
"True, but I wish to know how you truly make a mark in the evil world?" asked Max. He then begs onto Neil's feet for some advice.
But then he gets dragged away by someone. "Who dares interrupt my future evil mastering from a master?!"
But then all of the color in him fades when he sees who dragged him away. "Hello Maxwell" said Scarlett with her sinister grin.
Max immediately stays silent and runs for it.
Neil and Gwen look towards Scarlett. "Sorry about him, I'm sure you all know about the so-called villain max. Who isn't even a villain."
"Yeah and I'm surprised that you were the actual bad guy" said Gwen.
"Well, that was just my personality being desperate for the money. As you should know that money in competitions can make people attempt insane things, but I have surpassed that treacherous mind of mine, realizing that it was not going to get me anywhere at all" replied Scarlett. "So I took some rehabilitation and calmed down my violent temper, but I found that my evil look could scare those who I find to be annoying. Or in this case, Max."
Neil and Gwen were shocked and impressed. "Well, that was very informative" said Neil.
"So, what are you doing currently?" asked Gwen.
"Still taking some rehabilitation classes and I am still in college. Not the college I desire but its still college" replied Scarlett.
Neil and Gwen did saw how dangerous she can be, but knowing that she's going all out with trying to redeem herself, they had an idea.
"How about this, I ask Martin McKenzie to have you go to FutureTech College?" said Neil.
Their friends were shocked. Scarlett was more shocked. "Are you sure? I don't know if I am suited for this."
"If you can try and change who you are, then maybe it's time for a new change of scenery" said Gwen.
"I'll inform Martin about you and tell him what you've been doing lately" said Neil. "And who knows, maybe you can assist FutureTech with their communications with other dimensions" said Gwen.
Scarlett felt like crying. "T-Thank you, this means so much. Please inform me if Mr. McKenzie does accept me."
"We will" replied Neil and Gwen. "What about us?!" They turned around to see Mary and Ellody, the two geniuses from Ridonculous race.
"Umm, maybe not" said Gwen. "We've seen what you two do during all those times in the race. I don't think Martin would want either of you" said Neil.
"Oh Copernicus! So close!" said Mary. "The one college we never have attended has denied us" said Ellody.
"Excuse me" they turn around again to see the nature loving hippie girls, Laurie and Miles.
"We've heard so much about your daughter Leni and her amazing plant like abilities" said Laurie.
"It would be super cool to meet her and maybe we can all help save this world" said Miles.
Gwen chuckles. "I myself wanna save this world we live in, I really do. But sometimes you got to have some authority when it comes to these things."
"Come next year, FutureTech will be replacing every power plant in America with some new cold fusion reactors, pure self-sustaining energy and environmentally friendly" said Neil.
The two hippies gasp. "Whoa! Didn't know the man on top does that" said Laurie.
"Are you Gwen?" she turns around to see the Goths, Crimson and Ennui.
Gwen was impressed and she was thinking Lucy would be impressed by the two teen Goth couple and what their wearing.
"Well, it's nice to finally meet the new Goth's in town" said Gwen.
"You were the great Goth before us, the one who had to endure all of the grueling torment of this show" said Ennui.
"We are like big fans of yours" replied Crimson.
"When we heard you became nice and found love, it made our hearts barf" said Ennui.
Hearing this did not make Gwen happy.
"And then you found true love in the form of a man who is part of the law" said Crimson.
Gwen's left eye twitches from the annoying words.
"But, then he became empowered by an all dangerous dark dragon" said Ennui.
"Wicked" said Crimson. "And your daughter Luna, with her demonic powers. Now those are true powers that she should have."
Then Gwen does the unthinkable, she slaps Crimson. Crimson feels the sting on her face and looks at Gwen and sees the anger in her eyes.
"You do not say that about me, my friends or my family! You sick twisted face painted idiots!" said Gwen.
They all gasp at what she just said. Gwen, the Goth, just yelled at two other Goth's.
"I've seen way better Goth's than you two wannabes! Lucy and her Morticians club is younger and more into Goth than you two preppy teens in clown make up!" yelled Gwen.
Neil then tries to calm Gwen down. "Okay, let's lower the volume there my love."
"No! I have a lot more to say to these two lower-class emo's!" yelled Gwen.
Ennui feels shocked and hurt at the same time. Then they all see Crimson have tears.
Gwen's anger dies down and she gets confused.
"I-I'm sorry, I didn't think what I was saying" said Crimson. Ennui put a hadn on her shoulder to calm her down.
Gwen felt some regret in hitting and yelling at her. "You know what. I don't think you two are worth anything to me."
Gwen then walks away towards the food table with Neil following. "Sorry about that guys" Neil said to the two Goths.
Everyone was stunned to see the first Goth in all of Total Drama History to just lash out like that. They have seen her get angry, mostly at Heather, but this was different.
Just then they all hear a microphone turn on and see that it was Chef Hatchet on stage. "Hello former maggots that I came to love and hate. Welcome to the Total Drama Reunion, I hope you enjoyed the food and don't worry, it's all legit cooking by me."
"And now, please welcome the host of the Ridonculous Race, Don" Chef Steps aside and the host of the previous show arrives.
"Oh it feels good to see you my fellow Racers" said Don. He then sees the awkward and shocked looks they have and then he sees the Goth's looking even sadder than he last met them. "And it seems it's already turned to drama here."
"And finally the man who started all of this, who brought you all pain and suffering, please give a warm welcome. As if we ever want to, Chris McClain!" said Chef.
They all hear a jet pack sound and spot the great (And most horrible) host himself. "And hello to my former campers!"
"It feels good to see some friendly faces" said Chris. They all look at him with annoyed expressions.
"Jeez, at least smile for me will ya" said Chris. "Chris, I don't think everybody here is happy to see you. Most of them are just here because they're all friends" said Chris.
"He is not wrong there McLain" said Don.
"Oh whatever, at least they're all here because I have great news!" said Chris.
Hearing that did not make them all feel happy or safe.
"Oh boy, here it comes" said Neil and Gwen.
"I am starting on a new Total Drama Season!" said Chris. "Total Drama Clash!"
"We will be bringing in contestants from Total Drama All-stars, Total Drama Pahkitew Island and The Ridonculous race!" said Chris.
"Wait what?!" said Don. "I did not sign up for this and I wasn't even informed of this!"
"Well, technically the Ridonculous Race was started by me and my first show Total Drama Island, so technically I own the whole Race show and Don is gonna be my Co-Host" replied Chris.
Don was shocked. "Now you know how I feel" said Chef.
They all look at him with dumbfound looks.
"So, whose ready for some big winning cash?!" said Chris with a smile.
They all stay silent and glare at him. "Anyone? Someone? Seriously?!" said Chris.
"So, this whole reunion. Was just to get us to return to your stupid show?!" said Cody.
"Yes" said Chris.
"So you could get more ratings?!" said Sam.
"Yes" said Chris.
"So you could torment us some more?" said Sky.
"Well, that does sound cruel, so yes" replied Chris.
They all look at him in anger.
"My son can't handle this stuff!" said Dwayne. "It was fun watching, just not fun doing it" said Junior.
"I am not going through my evil demented side again!" said Scarlett.
"Same here!" said Heather and Alejandro.
"I am not facing another mutant shark!" said Scott.
"We have endured the race" said Jacques. "We are not going through with this scheme of yours!" said Josee.
"Aren't you gonna do something Don?!" asked Devin. But Don is just shocked and has no words.
"I think we lost him" replied Stephanie.
"Come on people. Who wants to relieve all of the best moments we all had together?" said Chris. "I mean, if it wasn't for me. Then none of you would have met each other right?"
They all knew he was right. Shawn and Jasmine wouldn't have ever met each other, Lindsay and Beth would have never been best friends, Cameron would have never have left his bubble and Emma and Noah wouldn't have met in the Ridonculous race.
Chris knew he was finally getting to all of them. Then he decides to escalate it even further. "And the most important thing, if it wasn't for me. Then Gwen would have never met Neil or even had their super powered kids."
Neil and Gwen's eyes were now wide in anger. Everyone else gasped at what he just said.
"I mean, if they never met. Then that kid would have been in the squirrel suit for who knows how long, his gender bent twin wouldn't have found them and I'm pretty sure Royal Woods would still be a mess" said Chris.
Neil and Gwen were now at a boiling point. No one talks about their kids like this.
"I have something to say" said Neil.
"Finally someone who wants to agree with me" said Chris.
Gwen smiles, she knows what Neil is planning. "Open Fire!" yelled Neil.
"What?" said Chris. All of a sudden they all hear sounds of explosions from a distance and soon the mountain and some parts of the forest are hit by an artillery strike.
"What?!" yelled Chris.
Neil and Gwen looked at everyone. "Alright people! Head for the beach now! Medivac's are inbound!"
They all follow their instructions and head for the beach.
Don and Chef also do the same. Before they leave Owen grabs all of the food, then he runs for it. Seriously Owen?!" yelled Noah.
Chris then sees Neil and Gwen with angry glares. "What are you two doing?! This was gonna be a new season!"
"We are not letting you torment anyone anymore McLain!" said Gwen.
"With the full authority of the US government, Chris McLain, you are under arrest!" said Neil.
Chris then gulps and tries to escape using his jetpack, but he gets grabbed by a Mutalisk and heads straight to a nearby Destroyer ship where multiple officers are waiting for him. "Oh come on!" yelled Chris.
Neil and Gwen then head for the beach and catch up with the others who are all boarding multiple Medivac Dropships.
The Dropships take off as the Battleships bombard the island at full force, thankfully all of the animals there are nothing more than just robots and the plants as well.
The Dropships land on an aircraft carrier, where they meet up with Victor. "Well, looks like McClain will have to answer for this almost crime he committed."
They all get out of the drop ships and look at the distance. The island was slowly exploding and sinking.
"And good riddance" said Zoey.
"Thank goodness that's over" said Beth.
"I have no idea why I eve idolized Chris" said Topher.
Neil and Gwen just watch from the distance while holding hands. "This was not the reunion I expected" said Gwen.
Neil looks at her confused. "It wasn't?"
She then leans her head onto his chest and smiles. "It's better than what I expected."
Neil smiles and embraces his wife, they all cheer for the destruction of the island and the arrest of that idiot host.
"I wonder what the kids are doing?" said Gwen.
To be continued …
And the Total Drama Reunion is over. Maybe they can have another one without Chris McClain in it. leave a review and tell me what you all think.