Spells and Louds
Chapter 155: The Russian & the Hellhound
Warning! This Chapter contains some curse words and inappropriate description of sexual things. This chapter has been Rated M for Mature and H for Hellish. You have been warned! Enjoy Folks!
(Spellman Estate)
Sergei is waiting by the Great Gate, he is not wearing winter gear, obviously because he's used to the cold.
But why is he waiting by the Great gate and why is Leon and Neil hiding in the shadows with binoculars.
"So, has she arrived yet?" asked Neil.
Leon eats some chocolate while watching Sergei. "Not yet, but I think she might come at any minute."
And he was right, coming out of the portal is a tall wolf looking humanoid She has Red Sclera with white irises. White fur with grey patches on her shoulders and voluminous grey hair swept to the side to reveal her ear.
Wearing a black choker that has white spikes. Her grey crop top has strings shaped like a star to resemble a pentagram to hold it up. Fingerless gloves and shorts with no shoe. It is Loona, the receptionist of I.M.P.
Loona doesn't need any winter clothing, because of her fur she's technically capable of adapting to the weather.
Sergei looks at her. "You made it. I thought you might have another call about an assassination."
"Well, we did, but Blitz said they had it covered. Also Millie is taking my shift for today" replied Loona as she puts her red phone away.
"Cool, so you ready to go?" asked Sergei.
Loona smiles and lets her tail whip by his face. "Let's."
Then Braviary arrives and hands Sergei his Car keys. "Thanks Braviary."
Loona approaches Braviary and pets his head. "He seems nice, I'm not a fan of birds. But I'll make this an exception."
Sergei was confused by this. "Something tells me in hell there's someone who is bird like you hate."
"His name is Stolas, some rich dick shit who always calls Blitz to knock him up" said Loona.
Sergei knows Blitz is a guy and this Stolas is also a guy, some part of Sergei thinks he shouldn't go any further with his questions.
They both head to a dark grey top down corvette and drive off to Royal Woods, leaving Neil and Leon confused.
"Okay, when did he get a car?!" Neil looks to Leon.
Leon is just stunned. "I have no idea man."
Then they regain their bearings and head to Neil's car and follow.
Meanwhile someone red colored with some white spots and a camera comes out of the Great gate and follows them.
Sergei and Loona soon make it to their destination for dinner. Lynn's Table.
"So, this is the place?" asked Loona.
Sergei parks his car. "This is the one."
"Never really had human food before, I was born and raised in hell" said Loona.
"Well, you might be surprised just how good the food here, I don't think there is any alcohol here. I hope you're okay with that" said Sergei.
Loona sighed. "Usually I would resent that, but I wanna see where this all leads to, but if they have iced tea or root beer than I'm fine with it. Aren't there other restaurants in this boring town that have alcohol?"
"There are, they all got booked for private parties. I wish I made the appointment earlier" said Sergei with disappointment.
Loona didn't like to see him feel like a failure, it looks familiar to her. "Hey, don't beat yourself up over it, you did you're best to make this sort of first date of ours look good. I like a guy who tries his hardest."
Sergei smiled. "And I thought you were gloom and doom."
Loona snickers. "Only when I'm doing my dumb ass job."
They both enter the restaurant and find a table. They do get the attention of the other patrons, though it did seem normal for them to see someone like her, strange things are now normal in Royal Woods.
They soon grab some menus.
"So, anything you might like here?" asked Kotaro who arrives as their waiter.
"I'll just take the spicy buffalo wings and a large glass of iced tea and make sure to add the blue cheese dip" said Loona.
"I'll take the deep fried chicken with rice and gravy and add a glass of iced tea as well" said Sergei.
"Okay then, I'll be back with your orders soon" said Kotaro as he heads to the kitchen.
Sergei and Loona remain silent. What they don't know is that Neil and Leon are at another table and they already made their orders.
"Looks like their date is looking good" said Neil.
"I'm surprised she hasn't ordered anything alcohol like or complained" said Leon.
"He seems like he's keeping tabs on my little Loony" said Blitz.
Neil and Leon look to their right and between them was Blitz. "Hey guys, mind if I spied on them too?"
"What are you doing here?" asked Leon.
"How the hell did you get here?" asked Neil.
"I secretly took the portal and came here to see how my little girls date is going and I wanted to see just how good enough is this Sergei" said Blitz.
Neil and Leon understand him. He's a protective dad, even though Loona is just his adopted pet.
"Well, you're in luck. We ordered a bucket of popcorn shrimp" said Neil.
"Oooh! Now that sounds fancy! Why are you two spying on your own brother?" asked Blitz.
"We just wanna see how he's going with his date. Normally Sergei is one guy who isn't much into romance. This is the first time he's had a date" replied Leon.
Blitz scratches his chin. "Hmm, I see. Has he lost his virginity yet?"
Neil and Leon look at him with shocked expressions.
"What?" asked Blitz.
"I am this close to kicking you're demon ass out of here" replied Neil.
Blitz rolls his eyes. "Fine, fine. I'll stay silent."
Back with Sergei and Loona.
"So, what made you wanna ask me out?" asked Loona.
Sergei crossed his arms. "I wanna know first, why are you interested in me when we first met?"
Loona smirks. "I guess, when I first saw you while I was trying to kill your brother. I thought you looked like a tough and responsible kind of guy. You don't see much of them in hell, they're usually jerks and dick heads. I thought maybe I'd find someone in you, even though we're from two different worlds. You're human and I'm a hellhound."
"Well, I'm not quite sure if I am human. I died during World War 2 and given life to be in this timeline. I did saw my parents die and I am against communism" replied Sergei.
Loona smirks. "And that is another reason why I think you're attractive, you don't take shit from nobody. Kinda like me, I hate my job, my life and everyone who treats me poorly. They just tick me off, even when I'm at my happiest, which is never."
"I only get happy days when there's peace and quiet. Feels like I'm back in Siberia living alone on the lone island in the lake. Sure beats dealing with everyone else and their issues. But I have to watch over them and see what help I can offer, even though it might sound stupid in the end" replied Sergei.
Loona then puts her paw on his hand. "I guess we're both screw ups who just want some peace and quiet time and little annoyance as possible."
Sergei also smiles. "Yeah, I guess we are."
They just look at each other for a few seconds. "So, what gave you the courage to ask me out?" asked Loona.
"I just couldn't get you out of my mind" replied Sergei.
"Oh, did I haunt your dreams? Or did you have fantasies of being with me?" asked Loona with an alluring smirk.
Sergei chuckles. "A bit of both really. I was actually surprised you accepted my call."
"Well, it was the best time to accept it. I knew there wouldn't be another chance" said Loona.
Sergei and Loona remembered it like it was yesterday, right after Becky's birthday party.
(Flashback)
Sergei is on the couch of the airship. He then sees Leon is heading down to talk to Neil.
Sergei looks outside and sees Leon was out of ear shot.
Sergei then grabs his phone and calls the card of I.M.P.
(Imp city, hell)
Loona is reading a magazine, then her a=receiver phone with the Chihuahua ring goes off. So she answers it. "Hello I.M.P, how can I hate you?"
"Hey there Hellhound" replied Sergei.
Loona puts the magazine down and is shocked. "Oh, it's you. Does someone need to be killed?"
Sergei chuckles. "No, no. not really, I just wanted to talk to you."
Loona was shocked. "Really? Well, what's the big scoop Russian?" she grabs a ball made of flesh and tosses it into the air.
Sergei snickers. "First off, my name is Sergei Dragunov Spellman. And secondly, do you have any plans tomorrow night?"
Loona stops tossing the flesh ball and drops it. "Umm, no why?"
Sergei sighs. This is it. "Do you … wanna have dinner tomorrow?"
Loona was now wide eyed. "Like a …date?"
"It's okay if you're busy, I understand" replied Sergei.
Loona then hesitates, "No, no. I … I'm available tomorrow. We can go to dinner, I guess. Should I meet you at the gate or something?"
"Depends, which side of the gate do you wanna meet me at, because there certainly no way a third way is there" replied Sergei.
Loona snickers at his remark. "I'll meet you on your side then."
Sergei smiles. "Yeah, that sounds awesome. I'll see you tomorrow then."
Loona twirls the phones wire. "Yeah, tomorrow."
They both hang up.
Sergei sits on the couch. "I just got a date tomorrow."
He had no clue Leon was there to hear the whole thing. "What?"
Loona stands up and sees Blitz and Moxxie. "Blitz, I'm taking a day off tomorrow, tell Millie she's taking my shift. I have a date."
Moxxie drops his cup of water and Blitz spits out his onto Moxxie. "What?!"
"Yeah, I have a date and it's with the Russian guy from the Spellman house" replied Loona.
Blitz suddenly felt like father mode, but he couldn't get in the way of his Loona. She was growing up and he knows she's one bat shit crazy woman/dog who doesn't take shit from no one.
"Okay, Ummm … have fun I guess" said Blitz.
Loona sighs. "I'm going to out to blow some steam and rip off someone's head." Loona then leaves the building.
Moxxie looks at Blitz. "Sir, are you okay?"
Blitz looks at a picture of him holding a Loona pup. "I'm fine Moxxie, I'm fine."
(End flashback)
"So, you actually gave yourself a day off? Wow! That sounded intense" said Sergei with a smile.
Loona smirks. "Yeah, I really hate it when Blitz gets into my face and starts giving me affection like I'm his teenage daughter."
"But aren't you adopted?" asked Sergei.
"I am, but as his pet hellhound. And yet he treats me like I was his own blood" replied Loona.
"Well, adopted pet still is family. I was adopted into the Spellman name, I doubted it at first. But then I realized just how important family is to me and to my brothers" replied Sergei.
Loona thought about this. "Well, Blitz can be very kind to me and I appreciate it when he stands up for me, he knows I'm very sensitive when it comes to insulting my face."
Sergei then intertwines his fingers onto her paw. This catches Loona's attention and she looks at him.
"I promise you, that you are not getting any insults out of me. I would rather treat you with all the respect you deserve, I know what it's like to be sensitive. I always try to hide that part of me, but when things escalate from bad to worse, then I take it personally. Like wake up pranking me with a space shuttle" replied Sergei. "I will stand up for you as well, I don't intend on hurting you."
Loona smiles. "You know, not many demons ever say that to me. Why are you so truly interested into someone like me? I'm not even human."
Sergei knew she would ask that question. "Just because you're not human doesn't mean I have any interest in you. Some might see you as a short tempered hellhound, but I see past that. What I see is a beautiful and sensitive woman, who just needs the right guidance to be given a chance to a happy life. Also you look really cute when you smile, and your hottest when you murder someone."
Loona starts to blush. "Wow, that was … beautiful. And you really think of me that way?"
Sergei then holds her paw to his lips and kisses it. "I do, I really do."
Loona couldn't help but just let her heart melt at how romantic he was getting.
Neil, Leon and Sergei were now jaws dropped by this.
"Whoa!" said Leon.
"Where did this Sergei come from?!" said Neil.
"What did he mean by Wake prank with a space shuttle?" asked Blitz.
Soon Kotaro arrived with their food. Both of them started eating their meals.
"So, what was it that I heard about you and you're brother being wrestlers?" asked Loona.
Sergei swallows his food. "Well, Leon and I are a part of WWE's rookie division NXT. We recently had a triple threat tag team match for the NXT tag team championships, we are the Euro fighters against Undisputed Era and the Forgotten Sons."
"So, what happened?" asked Loona. "Did you two win?"
Sergei sighed. "No, now e did not. But we're given one last shot for the titles before the end of the year, so our next match for the titles will be on December 27. I hope we can get tag team gold, but on the plus side we're getting onto the audiences food side."
Loona smiles. "Wow. I thought you and Leon would be pissed off from the loss."
Sergei chuckled. "We may have lost the match, but on the positive side e laid waste to both teams, they even brought their extra team mates and we still laid them down into a world of hurt, no powers included."
Loona snickers. "Humans are always intimidating when it comes to personal stuff."
"Yeah, yeah we are" replied Sergei.
Soon they finish their meals and Sergei pays for it. They both then leave the restaurant with Neil, Leon and Blitz following them.
"So, where to now?" asked Loona as they both walk through the snowy streets passing by Lampent and Watchog.
"Well I thought we could enjoy this night, go for a stroll in the park and-"
Sergei is interrupted when they see a man leave a drug store with a gun.
"Looks like trouble" said Loona. Her eyes start to glow red.
"Yup, so you wanna-" he notices Loona was gone.
He looks around, then he hears screaming in the distance. Loona comes back with some blood on her mouth and the bag of money.
The owner of the shop comes out and catches the bag thrown at him. "You're welcome" said Loona.
She then approaches Sergei. "What?" she wipes the blood off her mouth.
"Umm, where's the thief?" asked Sergei.
"Tied to a tree, missing an arm and passed out" replied Loona.
Sergei then pulls his phone out and calls police and an ambulance. "You didn't eat the arm did you?"
"Nope, he looked like he had a lot of unhealthy situation sin his body, so I just left it in his pants" replied Loona.
Sergei chuckler. "Nice, I didn't think you would be the one to save the night from disaster."
Loona then held Sergei's hand. "I don't know, I just felt like it."
The two of them head to the park, while Neil, Leon and Blitz saw everything.
"Well, that happened" said Neil.
"She just … and …. The guy … what?" said Leon.
"That's my Loony!" said Blitz.
They continued to follow them.
Sergei and Loona both relax onto a bench, Loona notices Sergei putting his arm around her and she decides to lean onto his shoulder.
"This isn't the first time someone has tried to be romantic on me" said Loona.
Sergei looks to her. "Was it an ex?"
"Nah, just some loser who wanted to date me. It went well … but, it didn't in the end like I thought it would" Loona then looked down with sadness.
Sergei could see this and he did not like seeing her sad. Now he knows how Lincoln feels when Jordan is upset. "What happened? But if you don't wanna talk about it, then I won't ask anymore."
Loona sighed. "We both went to his apartment and … we got frisky … we slept and … when I woke up and got a checkup … I found out that … I have Syphilis."
Sergei looked confused. "Okay, okay. What the hell is Syphilis?"
Loona was now the one confused. "Seriously? You have no idea what that is?"
Sergei shrugged. "I may be a grown man, but I don't know all medical situations. I was isolated in Siberia since I was 11."
Loona sighed. "Syphilis is a serious disease, I got it three months ago and I do not like it very much! I've had sex multiple times, but this last person I had sex with was the one where I contracted the fucking disease from!"
Sergei pulls out his phone. "You don't mind if I look it up?"
Loona shook her head. "Go ahead, I'd rather not tell you what it is."
Sergei then goes wide eyed seeing the results. "Wow! That is scary and horrible."
Loona looks away with sadness. "Yeah, that's me. A Hellhound with Syphilis. I suck."
Sergei puts his phone away and hugs her, which catches Loona off guard. "No you don't. You just didn't know and I will help you get rid of it."
Loona felt like tears and hugged him back. "A-Are you sure? I-Is there even a cure?!"
Sergei breaks the hug and wipes away a tear from her face. "There is, but there's only one person who could give me access to it."
Loona sniffles and wipes away some of her tears. "W-Where is it? W-What is the c-cure? W-Who has it?"
Sergei clams her down. "IF you want, we can go there now."
Loona smiles. "Y-Yeah, let's do it."
They both leave the park and head to Sergei's car.
Neil and Leon look at Blitz with shock.
Blitz was nervous. "Oh yeah. Loona has Syphilis."
Neil then punched Blitz away and Leon scratched his face.
They all head into Neil's car. "You are an asshole you know that?!"
"Jeez! Sorry!" replied Blitz as he rubs his injuries.
(FutureTech HQ)
Martin is drinking coffee and looks stressed. "Oh god!"
Jack Cyber steps into the warehouse. "You okay?"
"No" replied Martin. "I am not okay, I already have another stray in the facility who needs some of our help. We'll have to rally the rest of the team for tomorrow."
Jack Cyber was confused. "Okay, but you should know that Sergei and that Hellhound are here."
Martin puts his coffee down and looks at Jack Cyber confused and annoyed. "What?!"
The doors swing open and they see Sergei and Loona. "McKenzie! We need a shot of Penicillin."
Jack Cyber looks at Martin who is confused. "What?!"
Loona looks away. Jack Cyber scans her which made her upset. "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Jack Cyber finishes the scan. "Scan complete … You have … Syphilis. Wow! That is messed up!"
Loona was now enraged. "Did you just scan my body? Did you just scan my fucking body?! Do you have any idea how rude that was?!"
Sergei places a hand on her shoulder. "Calm down, just calm down. They're trying to help."
Loona then softens her face and starts to shed some tears.
Martin and Jack Cyber can see that she was in distress, strange when they first saw her she seemed violent and mean.
"So, you wanna cure her?" asked Martin.
Sergei looks to them sternly. "Yes, she needs to be rid of the infection."
"How long has she had it?" asked Jack Cyber.
"Three months ago" replied Loona.
Martin drank all of his coffee. "Which means the Syphilis is currently dormant and we can … OH GOD! THAT IS HOT!" Martin collapses to the ground. That's what you get for drinking your coffee to fast.
Jack Cyber sighs. "We can cure it before it gets worse, come on."
Sergei escorts Loona to the other room, which leads to the medical bay where Luna Frost was treated after her ice power discovery.
"A-Are you g-gonna be there with me?" asked Loona.
Sergei smiles. "Only if you want me to."
Jack Cyber pulls out a penicillin shot and tells Loona to sit on the bed. "Please do not attack me because of this shot."
Meanwhile Neil, Leon and Blitz enter the HQ.
"This place sure looks swell" said Blitz.
"Please don't touch anything" replied Leon.
They then spot Martin getting up. "McKenzie where are they?" asked Neil.
Martin gets up and takes a deep breathe. "They went with Jack Cyber to get Loona a Penicillin shot."
They then hear a ravenous wolf roar.
"That must be her" said Leon.
The doors open and they see Sergei helping Loona to her feet.
"Well the signs of a fever will soon start up, it would mean that the Penicillin is doing its work" said Jack Cyber.
"So, what happens now that she has been cured with Penicillin?" asked Sergei.
"Well, she will experience Jarisch-Herxheimer reaction. The symptoms and signs are Fever, Chills, Nausea, Achy pain and a headache, it will last only a day" replied Jack Cyber. "But because she is from hell and her species is far more superior to that of a human, she might heal up faster."
"Thanks robot doc, sorry for yelling at you earlier" said Loona.
"No problem, I get that. Sometimes" replied Jack Cyber.
Then they see Neil, Leon and Blitz.
"Umm, hi" said Leon.
"We actually knew you guys were following us" said Sergei.
"It was easy picking up the scent of three spying idiots!" said Loona.
Blitz approached them. "Sergei, thank you for helping Loona. I couldn't do much to help with her current condition. You truly are the right man meat for my little girl."
This was awkward for everyone in the room.
"Umm, thank you" replied Sergei. "We should get you home now Loona."
They all head out of FutureTech and head back to Spellman Estate.
Then Sombra comes out of stealth. "So, those your friends?"
Jack Cyber was startled by this person. "Holy Christ! Where did you come from?"
"Jack Cyber, this is Sombra. From another dimension" replied Martin.
Jack Cyber then realized. "So, what's the plan Martin?"
Sombra smiled. "Looks like he's on the same page McKenzie."
(Spellman Estate)
They arrive and Sergei helps Loona back to the portal which Neil opens with Deathwing's magic.
Blitz then helps Loona from there.
"Thanks Sergei, for everything, the dinner, the stroll, the action, the nice conversation and curing me" said Loona with a smile.
Sergei smirked. "Technically you did the action, I didn't do anything at that point."
Loona giggles. Which was rare to hear for Blitz.
She then kisses Sergei and he kisses her back.
They hold onto each other as if this was a closet make out session.
Neil, Leon and Blitz felt awkward being there. What they all don't know is that Gwen, Sunset, Leni, Luna, Lincoln and Linka are seeing this from the living room.
"Wow!" said Luna.
"Uncle Sergei can sure make it happen" said Leni.
"What is Blitz doing here?" asked Lincoln.
"Obviously following Loona on her date" said Linka.
"This feels like one of those truth or dare things" said Sunset.
"This reminds me of when your father and I went on our date" said Gwen.
Sergei and Loona soon break the kiss and look at each other lovingly.
"Call me" said Loona as she walks into the portal dragging Blitz.
"I shall, when I feel like it" said Sergei sternly.
Loona looks back menacingly. "So will i."
She then steps through the portal.
Neil and Leon look at Sergei who only has one thing to say. "Our relationship is turning out pretty well."
Neil scoffs. "Yeah, yeah. Good job man."
Leon then sees he has a text from Martin. "Says here we have to report to FutureTech tomorrow morning, looks like the kids will have to explain that they all can't go to school tomorrow."
Neil then looks at his phone and receives the same text, everyone else also gets the same message.
"Something is happening, and it seems we might be in a whole lot of trouble with it" said Neil.
Leon and Sergei also agree.
"So, where did the car come from? When did you get it?" asked Neil.
"How come I never knew about it?" asked Leon.
Sergei chuckles. "Let's just say it's a trade secret."
"Oh come one!"
To be continued …
Seems I just gave Sergei one helluva date. And it's time my readers. We are Overwatch 2? Maybe. I saw the new trailer and I already know what the concept is. Also I know some of you are wondering "When is Penny going back to Remnant?" Well my answer is: When Volume 7 is finally over, so please be patient.
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