Spells and Louds
Chapter 219: Bachelor Party: Hugh
(Huntington Oaks)
Hugh is busy with the dishes, he then gets kissed by Sirena on the lips. "Tomorrow is the day my darling."
Hugh chuckles. "That it is, and I suppose you and some of your friends and family are going on your own bachelor party?"
"You know how it is, though as tradition I will be celebrating it with my familia. I wish you all the fun for yours" replied Sirena.
"I know Lincoln has it all planned out, I trust the chap" Hugh then puts away the last plate and heads to the living room to grab his bag.
They both head out of the house and lock the door. "Maybe he's going to bring you to some other world" said Sirena.
"You're probably right on that-" a dart hits Hugh's neck and he passes out, but he gets caught by Sergei and put into a large brown bag.
Sirena is shocked by this, Sergei sees her. "Morning, don't mind me. Just bringing this soon to be married man to his bachelor party."
Sirena's shock was now replaced by that of a smile. "Was this Lincoln's idea as well?"
Sergei was a bit nervous. "Yeah sure. Let's go with that." Sergei then takes the unconscious British hunk into a special ops Dropship and it takes off.
'I hope they won't get themselves in trouble, god wonders what crazy things they will do' Sirena then heads to her car, her first stop before she goes to meet with her family is to check on her wedding dress.
(Aegis Battlecruiser)
Hugh suddenly wakes up and all he sees is darkness. "What the? What the bloody hell is this?! What's going on?!"
Then someone removes the brown bag over his head and a spotlight is on Hugh. "Where am I?" Hugh also notices he is tied to a chair.
Then he hears a dark and evil voice. "Hugh Jonathan Kirsch, you have been summoned here for one thing and one thing alone!"
Hugh was getting nervous at what was happening. "And what might that be?"
"To party like a free man before you get married my good man!"
Hugh was now confused. "I'm sorry what now?"
Then the lights turn on and he was in a room for weapons testing, and next to him is Sergei who then unties him.
The door opens and coming in through some fog is Lincoln, Gyro, Neil, Leon, Martin, Victor and Boomer.
Hugh suddenly chuckled. "So, this is my intro on your grand scheme for my bachelor party?"
"Yeah, it's not impressive but it's the best I could come up with. But it's just getting started, are you ready to have one heck of a party?" said Lincoln.
Hugh smiled and stands up. "Let's do this thing!"
They all leave the room, and are now in the hallway of the Battlecruiser. "My word Lincoln, this really is some ship you have here." He then looks out the large hallway window and sees earth. "And we're in space."
"Well, I'm glad you like this. You're first time in space with us guys" said Lincoln.
They then make it to the Great Gate onboard the Aegis Battlecruiser. "Alright Guardian, take us to our destination!" said Lincoln.
Gyro casts energy onto the Great gate and it summons a portal. "Umm, where are we going?" asked Hugh.
Gyro then casts energy on them and they're outfits change, they now look as if they are dressed from the early 40's. "And now we all dress the part, let's get going."
"Why are we dressed like something out of Charlie Chaplin?" asked Hugh.
Leon pushes him to the portal "Less talking more moving, let's go guys!"
They all enter the portal, Hugh opens his eyes and he sees they were now in London, or what was left of London.
They look up and see multiple aircraft flying by, they looked old fashioned. "Lincoln, where are we?" asked Hugh.
Lincoln smirks. "Don't you mean, when?"
"What?" asked Hugh.
Then he looks around and see some of the people look as if they are all old fashioned.
They walk around and Gyro speaks. "Gentlemen, welcome to London, England 1940."
Hugh was shocked by this, he could see soldiers and other people helping others out of rubble and fixing some places.
Leon was able to keep himself disguised so no one would attack him for being German, Sergei as well.
"So, I'm actually here, I'm actually here during the air raids of London!" said Hugh.
"Think more like, after the second air raid over London" said Lincoln. Then Lincoln spots someone and smiles. "Hugh, who is that guy over there?"
Hugh looks and is shocked, walking and greeting his fellow people was none of other than. "Winston Churchill?!"
"Yup, that's him. Oh and next to him, who is that handsome face?" said Gyro.
They were all stunned to see Gyro McKenzie walking next to him, wearing the same attire as Churchill along with a soldier's helmet.
They all look at Gyro. "Can you explain this dude?" asked Boomer.
"Yeah, I was there during the whole thing. This sorta takes place somewhere before Sergei and Leon's death" replied Gyro.
"So, our past selves are here?" asked Leon.
"Yeah" replied Gyro.
They were all expecting Leon and Sergei to protest, but instead.
"Meh, fine by me" said Sergei.
"As long as fate is set, I'm good" said Leon.
Then they see Churchill headed towards them, Lincoln nudges Hugh. "Go on, talk to him."
Hugh sucks it up and he shakes Hugh's hand. "It is a true honor to meet you sir."
"And a pleasure young man, I do hope you're fine after all of this bullshit chaos" said Churchill.
Hugh chuckles. "I am sir, and I do believe that with valor and dexterity we can win this was and end the Nazi reign."
Churchill chuckles. "I admire that confidence, there should be more men like you. Also, you are very devilish in looks."
Then Churchill is called up by one of his officers. "Sorry my good friend, but I must be off now. More people seem to require of me."
Hugh nods. "Everyone requires of you Mr. Churchill."
"My boy, Mr. Churchill was my father, call me Winston" replied Churchill. He then heads off to check on more of his people.
Churchill does look back a bit and speaks to Gyro. "That boy, he seems almost familiar for some reason."
Gyro is confused by this and he looks back and sees a group of men and one of them I him and he waves.
Past Gyro smiles and continues walking. "Well, whoever he is. I bet he's going to do good in the future."
"You and me both Gyro" replied Churchill.
Hugh smiles and wipes a tear as he watches Churchill walk away. "That was very nice."
"So, how do you feel meeting your great grandfather?" asked Neil.
Lincoln could see the smile of Hugh's face. "I've never been more proud of my mother's blood than I am as of now."
"And luckily, I secretly took a picture of the whole thing" said Martin, he then points to his FutureTech glasses.
"Well, we should get going now. There's more to this bachelor party" said Lincoln.
"Actually Linc, can we stay a bit longer? I want to help the people here with their damaged businesses" said Hug.
Lincoln smiles. "Okay Hugh, okay."
They all went around the place and helped with the repairs and the wounded.
Though one thing was on Neil's mind. "Gyro, did your past version just recognized us?"
Gyro chuckles. "Actually, I have many timeline's of myself and all of us have met on many occasions, but we all have the same intent mind. To complete the objective of what fate gives us."
They all continue in aiding the aftermath of the whole air raid. They even help take down a Nazi pilot who was trying to escape, Help a little boy find his mother, Tend to the wounded and clean up some of the dust and rubble from a nearby tailor, one that Hugh recognizes. 'Well what do you know, it's my uncles tailor shop. Kingsman.'
(One hour later)
They are all sitting atop Big Ben, looking onward to the city of London, slowly fixing itself. "So, where to now?" asked Hugh.
Lincoln smiles and Gyro teleports them.
Soon they are now teleported to the one place some of them did not expect. "My friends, welcome to the city of Augustgrad, the capital of Korhal and the Terran Dominion." said Lincoln.
Hugh was truly fascinated by all of this, he has never been on another planet before. "This is just amazing Lincoln, my first time on another planet!"
"Glad you liked it, because this is where the rest of the party goes on!" said Lincoln.
"Let's do it!" yelled Neil.
"Yeah!"
"Let's get to the montage boys!" yelled Gyro.
They're all exploring throughout every mall on Korhal, while saving Hugh from tons of girls.
They're all testing out many Dominion vehicles, while saving Hugh from tons of girls.
They're helping out some of the towns outside of Augustgrad, while saving Hugh from tons of girls.
They're in the capital library checking on some books, while saving Hugh from tons of girls.
They're having some lunch with Emperor Valerian, and all of the girls chasing him can't get involved.
And now the montage is over.
We now see all of them on the top of the castle of Augustgrad.
"This was awesome Lincoln" said Victor.
"In just one day (and montage) we just did tons of guys stuff" said Leon.
"And all the while saving this guy from every girl who wanted to rip him to shreds" said Boomer.
They all looked at Boomer, confused at what he just said. "What? You know I'm right."
They all go back to relaxing as the sun sets. "Lincoln, even though this wasn't the traditional bachelor party that most guys do, I had quite a blast. I got to see my old blood and explore this exciting new planet, you are by far the best man I have ever had and probably the only best man I will ever have" replied Hugh.
"Thanks Hugh, and to be honest I did have this plan to bring you to a place where there are tons of girls, but then I realized that you wouldn't last a day in that conflict, so the best thing I thought of was bring you to places that are the complete opposite to the normal bachelor party of a guy" said Lincoln. "Also, Dimartino will kill me if something bad happens to you."
"Well, at least there were girls there and it was thrilling running away from them, and I would like to thank all of you for helping Lincoln through all of this" said Hugh.
"Thanks Hugh" said Neil.
"It was our pleasure" said Leon.
"All of this was Linc's idea" said Gyro.
"The man with the plan at his works" said Victor.
"I was here because I was bored" said Boomer.
"Plus, this is just a taste of what I will face soon" said Sergei.
"Oh yes, the wedding you're going to have, well I do hope you and Loona will have a very prosperous and hellish life, which is something you two might say" said Hugh.
Sergei chuckles. "Well thank you for those words Hugh, because you are invited, as well as Sirena."
"Really? Wow, thank you" replied Hugh.
Something did come up in Lincoln thoughts. "Hey Martin, where the heck are Jack Cyber and Tadashi? I thought they'd be joining us in this."
"Yeah, I wanna know as well" said Gyro.
"Well, Tadashi was busy helping out in establishing the transportation for Dimaritno's extended familia. Jack Cyber is currently occupied with some small projects at base, I have no clue what. He doesn't tell me anything when he works" replied Martin.
"And where the heck is Peter? I thought of all the people, he would be part of this" asked Victor.
"Peter had to do some paper work and calls for the Dazzles tour today. He might show up for the wedding tomorrow" replied Neil.
"And since we're all asking each other questions, Lincoln how did you know my blood line was linked with Winston Churchill?" asked Hugh.
"Well, I have my dad to thank on that one" said Lincoln.
They all look towards Neil.
"I did some research on your family tree and found out that on your mother's side is Churchill's bloodline" said Neil. "After that, I told Lincoln and the rest is history."
"Well, I guess that was by far the best thing that has ever happened to me, until tomorrow" said Hugh.
"And to help make it more memorable here" Leon hands him a photo of when Hugh was shaking hands with the British prime minister of World War 2, while Hugh was doing so next to Hugh was Lincoln, Neil, Leon, Sergei, Boomer, Present Gyro, Past Gyro, Victor and Martin.
"Thank you Leon, this'll be a story the rest of my family will never forget" said Hugh.
They then notice the sunset was over and nighttime has fallen upon the planet.
"Looks like this day is close to an end" said Hugh.
"What the hell are you talking about? We're just getting started!" said Victor.
"The daytime bachelor party may be over, but now it's time to go night time!" said Lincoln.
"Alright then, where to next chaps?" asked Hugh.
Gyro then teleports them.
They are now teleported to London England, but this was no ordinary London England. Hugh could see some of the citizens are robotic, or in this case Omnics.
"Well, looks like my first time in another dimension. Well, whatever it is you have planned, let's do this!" said Hugh.
"Yeah!"
"Cue the montage!" yelled Hugh.
They all have dinner at a fancy restaurant in London, and afterwards they start running from multiple girls chasing after Hugh.
They escape and manage to reach Watchpoint Gibraltar.
There they meet up with Overwatch and party.
They join Sojourn, Tracer, Mercy and McCree in fighting off Talon, Hugh's first time using a tank.
They join Junkrat and Roadhog on pranking Junkertown, which led to so many fireworks.
They all spend some karaoke time with Lúcio.
They fly around in one of the Overwatch aircraft.
They do some target practice with Hanzo, it shocks them that Hugh is good at archery.
They prank again only this time with Sombra, they target Reaper who was protecting a Talon convoy. The results: Reaper was given the wrong coordinates and he ends up looking at the harbor facing the Atlantic Ocean.
And finally they have one more party, this time with the Mecha force in China!
(Huntington Oaks)
Sirena returns home after one long night of partying, she parks her car into the garage and heads into the house, she removes the sombrero from her head and she sees Hugh fast asleep on the couch.
Sirena goes over to him and kisses him on the lips, Hugh opens his eyes and smiles. "Welcome home my Spanish queen."
Sirena giggles and lays next to him. "So, how was your night?" asked Hugh.
"It was, less chaotic as the last party I went to from my sister, what about yours?" asked Sirena.
"Well, let's just say we came, we saw, we shook hands with my ancestor, we ran, we fought, we partied and we pretty much had one heck of a good time" replied Hugh.
Sirena smiled and they both kissed. "Come tomorrow, will be the day we make it official."
"The day when we put our love together in the most harmonious of times, with all of our friends and family with us" said Hugh.
The two of them stay on the couch and fall asleep in each other's embrace. "Also, Sergei has invited both of us to his wedding."
To be continued …..
And that wraps up the big bachelor party. Come tomorrow is the wedding of Hugh and Sirena. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.