Spells and Louds
Chapter 263: Birthday jokester, or is it a Quinn?
(The Loud House. April 3rd.)
Luan awakens to the sound of her alarm clock. She gets up and looks to her bed, she then recalls that Luna, Leni, Lincoln and Lily weren't there in the family anymore. But she had to put up a funny face in order to celebrate this day.
She looks to her calendar and sees the date April three marked in red. "Happy Fifteen Luan Loud!" Luan smiles and then she sees Mr. Coconuts. "Well Mr. Coconuts, looks like this teen is going to be sophomore than she could dream of, soon."
She picks up her dummy. "And sure as heck I'll be around fifty six this month!"
Luan laughs at first, then she stops laughing and looks to him. "Wait, what did you just say?"
Mr. Coconuts pretends he said nothing. "Umm, Happy Birthday toots!"
Luan was confused as to why Mr. Coconuts said all of that. He's gonna be fifty six soon?
"Mime, mime!" she turns around and sees Mr. Mime come down from the top bunk. If we could recall, Mime Junior evolved into Mr. Mime and is now Luan's roommate and good friend.
"Morning Mr. Mime, guess who's turning fifteen this month?" said Luan.
Mr. Mime smiles and hugs her with joy. Luan chuckles at this. "Thanks Mr. Mime, but I think it's about time we head out and get ready for that day."
Mr. Mime let's her go and they both head for the door.
Luan opens the door and gets pied in the face several times, Mr. Mime ducks down and also chucks a pie at Luan. "Happy Birthday Luan!" cheered the Loud Family.
Luan chuckles and wipes the pie off her face. "Wow! Thanks for making this birthday morning half-baked off! Hahahahaha! Get it?" She was shocked and impressed that Mr. Mime was a part of this.
They just smile, but they don't groan in annoyance. They know this was her day to celebrate.
"So, what are we planning for me today?" asked Luan.
"Well, that one is going to be a surprise for later. As of now sweetie you should get yourself dressed and ready, your ride awaits you soon" replied Rita.
"Okay mom, I'll be funny ready soon. Hahahaha!" Luan heads for the bathroom.
"Alrighty, so do we all know what to do?" asked Lori. They all nod in agreement. "Good, for now we have to wait for Luan to leave the house. Then we can set our plan in motion."
"We have to call the Spellman's that we'll be ready soon" replied Lynn Jr.
They all nodded and went back to their rooms to get themselves ready.
(Later.)
Luan is in the kitchen eating breakfast, she noticed that everyone even the Pokemon weren't around. She knew they all had something big planned, so she just went with whatever is going to happen.
Luan then finishes her breakfast and puts her plate in the sink, she then hears a knock on the door.
Luan goes to the door and sees it was Boomer. "Hey there kid. You ready?"
Luan was confused by this. "Ready? Ready for what?"
Boomer chuckles. "Come on kid." Boomer then walks away from the house and climbs up the ladder attached to the anchor. Luan comes out of the house and looks up to see the Super Kirov Airship.
"So, you're the person who's taking me somewhere?" asked Luan.
"I am kid! Now come on" said Boomer.
Luan starts to climb the ladder, she later looks down and sees that they are really high up. "Wow, now this is kinda scary."
"Easy kid, don't lose your grip" replied Boomer.
Luan continues to follow Boomer up the ladder, and soon she makes it to the airship and looks out the railed balcony. "Wow! Royal Woods looks amazing from up here!"
"Yeah, I get that thing every time I wake up in the morning. Now, get ready to be distracted for the day, also here" Boomer hands her, her old prank planning book.
"What the? This is …. Was my old pranking planning book! Why do you have it?!" asked Luan.
Boomer then maneuvers the Airship to head for the Great Gate. "We're gonna need that for something big, and I know that you are one to cause mayhem and fear when you do pranks and I also know you haven't done any intense pranking since last year. So, I am gonna grant you that wish."
Luan gasps. "A-Are you sure? This could be dangerous!"
"Easy there little clown, where we're goin all your pranks will have a meaning and a damn good one too" The Airship flies over Ketcham Park. Luan looks outside and she sees her family, the Spellmans and her friends all setting up the party. She also sees Mr. Mime and Benny, and a few friends of hers from Theater club.
"Huh, so this is where the party is?" Boomer gulps hearing that. 'Damn it! Why did I fly over the park?!'
"Kid, let's not ruin the surprise okay?" said Boomer.
Luan sits onto one of the chairs. "Okay the, I still don't like doing my pranks anymore. I don't want anyone to get hurt."
"Don't worry Luan, this is gonna be worth all the laugh and justice!" replied Boomer.
"If you say so" Luan looks out the balcony and sees a cluster of Drifblims and some passing flocks of Altaria.
(Spellman Estate.)
Luan looks down and sees the Great Gate was below them. "So, now what?"
"This" Boomer pushes Luan and she passes into a portal, then Boomer follows. "Geronimo!"
(Another world.)
Luan screams but she land safely onto a trampoline, she keeps bouncing and she then sees she's onboard an Allied Aircraft Carrier.
She jumps off the trampoline and is confused by all of this, then Boomer lands onto the trampoline and jumps off it and lands next to Luan.
"Come with me kid" said Boomer. Luan follows him into the aircraft carrier's cargo bay.
"What are we doing here Boomer?" asked Luan. Boomer snickers and reveals something underneath a large tarp.
Luan gasps and sees so much equipment, gags, prank materials and many things she has been planning for future pranks. All that she needed from her book was all there. "Wha … Wha … Wha … What is this?!"
"This! This is going to be your greatest pranks-terpiece!" replied Boomer.
Luan looks to Boomer confused. "What?! What do you mean?! What is wrong with you?! I do not wanna do my old pranks anymore! I am done with them! Are you crazy or something?!"
Boomer blinks. "I guess I can be somewhat crazy, but take calm now kid. Have you figured out where we are right now?"
Luan was confused. Then the platform underneath them slowly makes them rise up to the ceiling opening. She then sees they were back on the carries Tarmac, along with the pranks stuff.
"Now look over there." Boomer points to a distant island at the distance.
Luan looks to that direction, she sees a large land mass. "It looks like a land mass, or a mainland."
Boomer then hands her binoculars and he uses his own binoculars. "A Marine Base Mainland!"
Luan was shocked to hear that. Then she realizes what was going on. Boomer smiles when he sees her face. "Figured it out yet kid?"
Luan looks to the distance. "You want me ….. To prank the marines? The same marines who you guys fought against?"
"In hindsight, I never fought them before. But as of now, you can" replied Boomer.
Luan does recall who these people are. These marines are mean, horrible and take orders from the corrupted world government. This was the same marines that didn't care about the slaves of the Celestial Dragons, these are the heartless marines who don't care about the good will of pirates, and believe that pirates deserve to be extinguished.
Luan then goes to her pranks gear and she touches the red and black handkerchief. Boomer approaches her. "So, what's it gonna be Luan? You're choice if you wanna stop this and head home."
Luan gets some red and black war paint and put it on her face, she turns around and looks to Boomer. "Let's do this thing! Hahahahahahahahaha hahahaha!"
Boomer also laughs maniacally. "What the hell are we even laughing about?!"
Luan stops laughing. "One thing I need for this, is stealth!"
"And we got just the thing for ya!" said Boomer. He grabs a large chest that says Quinn and shows her what it was.
Luan smiles. "Oh yeah! I can work with that!"
(Marine Headquarters.)
Akainu and Sengoku walk down the halls with their commanders telling them about their reports.
They are still trying to snuff out Dragon and his revolutionary rebels, Monkey D. Luffy along with Portgas D. Ace is still on the run and both bounties have been raised, they are also trying to find out where the Straw Hats pirate ship is and the whereabouts of the real Kuma.
And one thing Akainu and Sengoku want to hear, is if they found Boa Hancock, they wanna know why she would betray the Warlords like that.
They enter Akainu's office.
"Admiral Sir, we have lost ten ships in the hands of this new enemy fleet. They're ships are made of metal and seem immune to all of our cannons."
"And many of our devil-fruit powered marines aren't able to take them down as well, the enemy troops are armed with sea stone bullets."
"The Sabaody Archipelago is now being ruled by some advanced fleet and we can't go near them, but we do believe that the ship of the Straw Hat pirates are there."
"Sir, they have full control of the waters and they have air dominance with them, many pirates are either being protected or just being given safe passage by them!"
Sengoku remains silent and he can see the upset stern look from Akainu. "Gentlemen, leave us."
They all looked towards Akainu, and they can see some steam coming from his right arm. They all salute and immediately leave.
The two leaders of the Marine fort stay silent and look to the map of all their territories, all of it is in red. It meant that those territories have been captured by this advanced naval army.
Sengoku takes a seat. "So, what are we going to do?"
Akainu calms down. "We do what we always do, rally whatever forces we have and take control of these waters once again. As well as the people from different islands."
"And what of this advanced fleet? Clearly they have full command of what we used to call our territories, and they seem to be linked with those people from last year" said Sengoku.
Akainu looks out the window. "We leave them be, or we can continue trying to seize their outposts. We show them that we are the dominant ones in these waters. That's all we can do, for now."
Then Akainu notices something at the distance, it looked like one of their ships. Sinking. "What is that?"
Sengoku gets up and also sees this. "This can't be good." Sengoku is about to leave the room, but then his foot gets snagged by a rope and he's dragged out the window. Akainu turns around and Sengoku crashes into him and both men are sent out of the office.
They both land onto a net that has itching powder on it, and then some whipped cream covers them and then the net slings them into the air.
All the marines stop what they're doing and watch Sengoku and Akainu get tossed straight into an invisible wall. They both slide off and land into two tubs of mud.
Sengoku and Akainu get up and are a bit itchy, they both try to use their Devil-Fruit powers but for some reason they can't, they also feel kinda weak.
"Wh-What is this? What is going on?!" said Sengoku.
"We have been …. Infiltrated!" replied Akainu.
Then some of their soldiers go to aid them, but then they all get punched in the balls by some boxing globes hidden underneath the concrete ground. They all groan in pain and collapse to the ground.
Some Devil-fruit powered Marines go to them, but they get grabbed by nest underneath them and are catapulted into the air. The net was made of Sea-Stone!
And they land into a large plate of Jell-O. Perfectly still.
More marines come to their aid, but all the windows and doors of the nearby buildings open and they unleash lots and lots of rice, whip cream, fudge, pudding and syrup. They were stuck.
The ships coming have been stopped in place. The captains all look down and see that they're ships have been blocked by a sea of rubber duckies.
The Commanders come out of the nearby door and go to them, but they get knocked away by an airbag from underneath. They each land inside of a suit, a string is pulled and lots of air is inside of the suits and they are floating in the air and panicking.
Akainu gets up and tries to make lava out of his hand. But then he gets hosed off by a fire extinguisher.
Sengoku tries to use his powers, only to be sprayed in the face by a Skuntank Pokemon. The Pokemon then runs off behind someone in an alley.
They both look at this mysterious figure. "Wh-Who …. Who are you?! How did you ….. Get in here?!" yelled Sengoku.
The figure then comes out of the shadows and reveals herself out of stealth mode.
A fifteen year old teenage Girl, with brown hair made into two ponytails held by a red and black scrunchies and white fluff on the ends of each ponytail, a red and black hat, red and black unitard that covers all of her with some symbols of the diamonds on her legs, a white flower on her mid-section, red and black boots each with a white flower, a white frill on her lower neckline and on her wrists and red and black gloves.
The red and black designs on her outfit were divided on either the left side or the right side.
Her face is painted all white, her makes looks like the ace of spades combined, she has black lipstick and her braces on her teeth are red and black.
She is also carrying a mallet with the symbols of all the cards of the deck. "Well, well. Look at what I caught. Two old stinkers!"
"What the hell is this?!" yelled Akainu.
"This? All of this?!" she points to everything that has happened. "This is ….. Hmm, what is this? You know what? I completely forgot."
Akainu gets up and tries to attack her, but she uses her mallet and unleashes a spray of sea water to his face followed by some mud and whipped cream and feathers.
"Easy there old timer. You wouldn't want your back to hurt now would you?" replied the girl.
Akainu goes to the ground and gags out whatever was sprayed to him. Sengoku gets up and looks to the girl. "What … What do you want?!"
The girl smiles. "For you guys to be humiliated!"
"What?!" they both then get grabbed by some hooks by the back belt of their pants. They're both pulled through all of the buildings in the area and then strung high up onto a flag pole where the Marine flag was supposed to be. Oh, and then the hook is replaced by some sea stone chains and hook and they were now dangling by their underwear.
They both feel pain, but try not to show it. Then the flag above them shows a skull and crossbones, with the small insignias of every pirate in their world.
The girl is underneath the flag with twenty five injured marines. Don't worry, they all got dick hit by her mallet-punching glove. She takes a picture and looks at the photo. "And now to make sure the world sees this."
Akainu looks down to her. "Y-You wouldn't!"
She then lets a Chatot send the photo to a nearby Aircraft Carrier in the distance. "Oops! I just did. See ya boys."
Sengoku yells to her. "Hey! Who the hell do you think you are?!"
The girl stops skipping and turns around with a menacing glare. "Call me Quinn, Luan Quinn!" She pulls out a slingshot and shoots two smelly diapers into their mouths.
She then leaps off the edge of the port and lands onto the back of a Gyarados and they head back to the Aircraft Carrier.
Soon, a large ship arrives an onboard is Kizaru and his marines. They were all confused and horrified by all of this. "Huh, what happened here?" asked Kizaru.
"Sir! Look!" yelled one of his men. Kizaru looks to the marine flag and sees his two Admiral allies.
"Hey! What are you two doing up there? And what happened?" the two admirals just groan and rage in anger trying to get the smelly diapers off their mouths.
"Oh boy, we should help them off there now" said Kizaru. All of the marines nod and they get off the ship, but they all get sprayed by itching powder.
Kizaru is confused by all of this. Then his ship starts to sink. "Whatever happened here, I think I'm about to meet the same fate."
And he is, what happens next was almost a blur. Sea stone chains, hot fudge, itching powder, skunk spray, rotten cake, hot sauce, clothes ripped off and ladies underwear attached.
And now he's on the neighboring flag pole with the same smelly diaper in his mouth.
From a distance Luan is helped back onto the ship by the Gyarados. "Thanks big guy." Also with her is the Skuntank from earlier.
Boomer claps and smiles. "That was awesome! You killed it out there Luan! Nice one! Oh, and all images of what happened have been sent out to every news article around this world. Front line has it all in capital lettering! Congrats, you just pranked the most dangerous and evil navy in the world and humiliated them!"
Luan blushes. "Thanks, you know this whole thing was pretty awesome. I liked using my pranking skills for good and not for my own amusement. I could get used to this."
Boomer stands next to her and they both look at the distant marine base. "Perhaps, we can talk to the others about, an opening."
Luan smiles. "That would be nice, because sure as heck I ain't marine-ing to be less of a sea shank! Hahahahahahah! Get it?"
Boomer snickers. "Kid, you need some new material, also Happy Birthday Luan Loud."
"Thank you Boomer. Also, why were you so interested into my old pranks book anyway?" asked Luan.
Boomer chuckles. "I guess you can say, I used to prank hard back then. Way before the War of the Three Powers."
But what they don't know, is that everything Luan did was recorded by a hidden Sunburst drone and it's transmitting it back to Royal Woods.
(Ketcham Park, Royal Woods.)
Everyone is shocked at what they just saw and how she handled it all. "Wow! Now that was either awesome or just plain scary" said Zach.
"Now that's what I call clowning it hard core" said Giggles.
"That's my girl!" cheered Lynn Sr.
"Now that's how you teach some bad navy tyranny!" said Pop-pop.
"Woohoo! Yeah Luan!" cheered Lynn Jr and the twins.
"At least she put her insidious pranks for something better than making us run for cover" said Lisa.
Benny just blushes, he was mostly looking at Luan and the way she looks. 'Wow, she looks hot in that and so awesome too!'
Lincoln and the others smiled. "You know what sis, this could work."
"True, but we're all gonna have to come into an agreement for this to happen" replied Linka.
"Literally good job Luan" said Lori.
"I did not see that coming, I thought she was just gonna do some light pranks" said Neil.
"And how did Boomer get his hands on one of our stealth suits?" asked Martin.
"Better yet, what the hell did he do to it?" asked Victor.
"I'm so confused" replied Leon.
Luna just smiles at the happiness Luan is feeling, that wasn't the normal laughing at someone's own humor kind of laugh, it was the joy of stopping a bad guy kind of laugh. 'This could be the start of something new for her, maybe.'
Gyro snickers at what just happened. 'Who knows what else will happen to that girl'
Now all they have to do, is wait for Luan to come home. For this was her finest moment to prank like a hero.
To be continued …..
A/N: Happy Birthday Luan Loud! Fifteen and kicking it like a prankster, or a Harley Quinn! Some of you have been asking for Luan to be Harley Quinn and so I delivered, but I am unsure on how I can add her into the stories, perhaps time will tell. Leave a Review and tell me what you all think.
Date Created: 3/19/20.