Spells and Louds
Chapter 298: Witchery tomorrow.
No, this has nothing to do with the Owl House. Yet.
(Royal Woods Elementary.)
School is over and all the kids are headed back home. Lincoln, Jordan, Linka and Timmy all come out of the school.
"Tomorrow is Saturday!" said Timmy.
"And it's not just that bro, tomorrow is Auntie Sabrina's Birthday" said Linka.
"We have to meet up with the others in order to figure out if we all have everything setup for her birthday and what we got for her" said Lincoln.
"You guys only got to know her since you guys met her last year, and when she comes over to visit" replied Jordan.
"True, but we have to make sure that what we got for her can be useful for her when she gets ready for her next step in High school and as long as it doesn't involve her old witch school" said Linka.
Then they stop and see something unexpected.
Three of Jordan's friends. Kat, Joy and Cookie. Are talking to three boys, which Lincoln and Jordan know all too well. Trent, Lance and Artie.
And judging by what they're saying, it looked like the three boys were asking them out and the girls looked like they were saying yes.
"And it looks like my Saturday will be busy talking to my friends and when they got their boyfriends" replied Jordan.
"Sure wish you could join us at Sabrina's birthday" said Lincoln.
Jordan kisses his cheek. "You go celebrate with your family, pretty soon in the future I'll be part of your family" she then gives him a quick kiss and hops onto Dominic. The Indoraptor roars and they race back home.
Lincoln chuckles. "I love that girl so much."
Linka and Timmy chuckle. "Darn right you do bro" said Linka. "The rest of our friends have their hands full with their own things to do, so we have a lot of spare time for the rest of the day."
"So, should we meet up with the rest of the family?" asked Timmy.
Lincoln snaps back into focus. "Yeah, let's go guys." They hop onto the vulture bike and drive off.
"By the way, which is faster? The Vulture Bike? Or an Indoraptor?" asked Timmy.
"Tied with both" replied Lincoln.
"He's not wrong, Dominic and the Vulture managed to get to the mall in a tie" replied Linka.
"Damn, would've been nice to see that small race to the mall" replied Timmy.
"Jordan and Dominic were gaining the upper hand when they raced with us, but then I gave the Vulture all the juice she needed to pick up more speed and we were able to catch up. So in hindsight, I guess the Indoraptor might be faster than the Vulture bike. Even though we got a tie, I think Dominic is faster" replied Lincoln.
"Maybe you and Jordan should have a race again, not now or tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. But soon" suggested Linka.
Lincoln chuckles. "That doesn't really sound like a bad idea, and maybe we can do that after Jordan's figured out what her pals have been hiding. I too wanna know how those three boys met with Jordan's three gal pals."
(Spellman Estate.)
They soon return home, but when they arrive they can see the vehicles of Sunset, Luna, Leni and Sam. "What the heck is Sam doing here?" asked Linka.
"Maybe she was hanging out with Lunes" replied Lincoln.
Timmy then notices something else parked. "Looks like Leon and Sergei are here too." They look to see the Tiger Tank parked nearby.
"Looks like we're all here to begin planning on Aunt Sabrina's birthday" said Lincoln.
"Then let's go and get this meeting started" replied Linka.
They hop off the Vulture bike and head into the house, when they step in they are greeted by the small meows and barks from five little kittens, kits and a kit-tten.
"Hey guys, look who's up and roaming around!" giggled Linka as she petted Suzie.
"And to think, all it took was overnight for them to finally open their eyes and start exploring" chuckled Lincoln as he picks up George and kisses his forehead.
Timmy picks up Sam and Eugene and hugs them. "Come here you little cute rascals!'
They then see Victoria arrive and they hand them back to her, she has to groom them. "You guys should be careful with wandering around, this is still a big place for you guys" said Linka.
They are about to head to the stairs, but then Harv calls them. "Your family is not upstairs, nor are they in the kitchen."
They were confused by this. "Then where the heck are they Harv?" asked Timmy.
"Music room, your sister Luna and her girlfriend Sam arrived and said they have an idea for a song. Inspired by a horror movie, the hunt for the Owl Lady and some parts to your Aunt Sabrina Spellman" replied Harv.
Lincoln wasn't surprised by this. "Thanks Harv." They all head to the kitchen, into the basement and straight to the music recording room.
They then see the rest of the Spellman family, as well as Duchess. "Hey guys."
"Hey, heard there was a song being made" said Linka.
"There is bro! You guys made it in time!" said Luna.
"Harv tell you guys what this song was about?" asked Sam.
"He did, this song isn't gonna be played at Aunt Sabrina's birthday is it?" asked Timmy.
"Probably not" replied Leon who is on the recording table.
"Depends if she and her friends want to hear it" replied Sergei also helping Leon on the recording table.
They see their mom and dad in the small glass recording room with Luna, Sam and Sunset with their instruments.
"And mom and dad are signing the song, this should be good" said Linka.
"Believe us guys, we read the lyrics and they are awesome. A bit scary, but awesome" replied Neil.
"It makes the whole thing sound like a freaking horror movie" said Gwen.
Lincoln, Linka and Timmy also see Gyro with sitting next to them. "Hey kids."
"What the heck are you doing here Guardian?" asked Lincoln.
"After the song we have a lot to discuss, mostly about Sabrina's birthday. Now, let's get this song started then" replied Gyro.
Luna and Sam start the beat.
Neil: So I heard another boy went missing, the poor kid.
Not to be poignant, but I wish I'd ignored it, cuz.
I didn't even believe in witches before this.
But now it's time to get my pitch fork and torch.
Three o'clock in the mornin', I probably oughtta be snorin'.
Instead I'm gettin' lost in a forest.
Don't' call me goldilocks - I don't want any porridge.
Like I give a fuck which bowl's coldest, hottest or warmest.
I got bigger problems – should've gotten insurance.
For his trip, cuz now I'm missin' - someone report it!
Sure hope the cops brought a lot of chalk for my corpse.
If they find it, it'll be divided up into portions. (Ew!)
Chopped and tossed into a bubbling cauldron.
Along with body parts, possibly belonging to orphans.
The moment that you start runnin' low on your resources.
You're only in survival mode, totally robbed on endorphins. (What the hell?!)
I've stumbled upon a cacophonous chorus.
Of the awfulest noises, there's a knot in my organs.
But I got my dog at least, and I keep him off the leash.
If he's barkin' up a tree, you don't wanna ignore him.
I got a feelin' there's some ominous force.
This godforsaken nature walk couldn't be farther from borin'.
I found a house with every orifice boarded.
I think it might be haunted, should I knock on the door? Witch!
Gwen: Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumpn'?
Neil: Don't put me in a corner!
Gwen: Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin'!
Neil: Don't put me in a corner.
Gwen: Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin'.
Neil: Got a tissue? Cuz i really could afford on.
Gwen: Turn around, i wanna show you somethin'.
Neil: No thanks, I'm looking at the corner.
Neil: Starin' at the wall paper. Cuz I adore it.
But I think these support beams need some reinforcement.
This shithole's a little more than just a fixer-upper.
If I were you, I'd put on the market, get another.
You could probably find a squatter or list it for rent.
But if you move, Mrs. Witch, tell me which way you went.
Cuz I don't need to see you, I can picture it in my head.
I mean, look at me I'm already pitching a tent.
I know that I never should've been holdin' her totem.
I saw the writing on the walls, but I don't know who wrote em.
I really thought I had balls, but I'm not so bold in the scrotum.
I wanna go back home and knock open a cold one.
Military training didn't prepare me at all.
I'm converting my k-nine into a therapy dog.
Come her bullet, stay put and wide awake until daytime.
With daddy in the corner, we'll be watching the paint dry.
Gwen: Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumpn'?
Neil: Don't put me in a corner!
Gwen: Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin'!
Neil: Don't put me in a corner.
Gwen: Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin'.
Neil: Got a tissue? Cuz i really could afford on.
Gwen: Turn around, i wanna show you somethin'.
Neil: No thanks, I'm looking at the corner.
Gwen: Yo, goldilocks, you better be scared bitch!
This predicament's worse than your "Three bears" sitch!
It's timeout for you, does that seem fair kid?
Unless you dare turn to face me, the Blair Witch!
I'm gonna make you take a walk down memory lane.
Cuz I'm a devil manifesting your shame.
Remember everything wretched, you're getting less and less sane.
You're never finding the exit when I am letting you stay.
Setting the stage, and you've been cast in the play.
The final act is beginning, and it's a tragedy – Yay!
You want someone to blame for all of this? Take a hint, dunce.
Go sit in the corner, forget the witch-hunts.
Listen to my voice, follow the call.
If you simply give it time, promise you'll become enthralled.
I see it in your eyes, you don't wanna die at all.
But tellin' me to stop? Better off talkin' to a wall.
Gwen: Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumpn'?
Neil: Don't put me in a corner!
Gwen: Hair-raiser, got your heart rate pumpin'!
Neil: Don't put me in a corner.
Gwen: Roll camera, hope your nose is runnin'.
Neil: Got a tissue? Cuz i really could afford on.
Gwen: Turn around, i wanna show you somethin'.
Neil: No thanks, I'm looking at the corner.
Don't put me in a corner! (Corner!)
Don't put me in a corner! (Corner!)
Don't put me in a corner! (Corner!)
Don't put me in a corner! (Corner!)
They all cheer and clap.
"Now that was, kinda haunting" said Leon.
"The song is recorded and stored within the computer, also nice touch. Reminds me of the tales of Baba Yaga" replied Sergei.
"Gotta admit, that was kinda intense and good call with having mom and dad do the song, they were in total sync" said Linka.
"We shouldn't let any of my friends from Ever After hear this, otherwise Blondie will have second thoughts with porridge and bear houses, and bears, and possibly witches too" said Duchess.
Neil and Gwen then exit along with Sam and Sunset.
"So, who's hungry?" asked Neil.
They all head into the kitchen and enjoy the reheated chicken and fries. "So, our plan with my sister's birthday?" asked Neil.
"You mean our sister's birthday. We're also her siblings" said Leon.
Sam then grabs her guitar. "This seems like a Spellman family thing, I'm gonna head on home now" she kisses Luna. "See you later babe." And she heads out of the house.
Luna chuckles. "Later Sammy."
Gwen feeds Lily a bottle of milk and rocks her in her arms "Okay, so the whole plan with Sabrina's birthday."
"We already have the venues set, well more like she has her own venues set" said Sergei.
"And where would that be?" asked Duchess.
"Sabrina told us that she would rather have her last birthday in Greendale at her auntie's bakeshop/boutique, along with her friends from the witch school and normal school. This'll be hard to explain to her human friends" said Leon.
"The other issue is the boy Jim. Her classmate in high school who turns out to be her crush and he has a crush on her" said Sergei.
Neil felt uneasy by this. Which gets Leni's attention. "You okay dad?"
"Yeah, sure. Why wouldn't I be?" replied Neil with some slight anger. They know he's being protective with his little sister Sabrina when it comes to boys.
"Jeez pops! And I thought you getting protective with Duchess, Leni and Sunset was hard, seems like you treat Auntie Sabrina like your own daughter" said Luna.
"She's my little sister, and I gotta watch over her. This whole thing tomorrow is not gonna be easy" replied Neil.
"Everything's gonna be fine, but I'm sure she'll still wanna keep in touch with her school friends and relatives" said Lincoln.
Neil sighs. "Yeah, we have that part all sorted out. Well, Leon and Sergei have that sorted out."
"And why is Gyro here?" asked Timmy.
"The reason why I'm here, is because someone has to track down a mysterious source of magic" replied Gyro.
Some of them are confused by this. "I'm sorry, what?" said Sunset.
"Someone, or something is in her home and is trying to create some sort of chaos to make her leave the human world and reside into the witch world. I will be there to find this source and take it out! Sabrina is capable of so many great things, and this magic thing is trying to get her to stray onto a path that was not meant for her, the wrong path" replied Gyro.
They are all shocked by this, Neil, Leon and Sergei however look pissed off.
"Very well then, come tomorrow we get Sabrina's seventeenth birthday ready and track down this magic and send it back to the witch world, and I think Enchantra might be behind this, I will also be telling her of Sabrina's plans to transfer to Ever After High" said Neil.
"And what if she says no?" asked Leni.
Neil chuckles, and so does Leon and Sergei. "Then we'll make her say yes!"
To be continued …..
A/N: Come tomorrow is Sabrina's Birthday. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
"Don't put me in a corner" by JT Musics ft. Andrea Storm Kaden for the video game "The Blair Witch Project."
Date made: 4/20/20.