Spells and Louds
Chapter 353: Game Stream 4.0.
"Welcome back guys! We're back on the one game I completely forgot about! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator! And with me of course is Leon, and he's ready too!"
"I am, I am ready and this game is not gonna be the same" replied Leon.
"Leon is not wrong, we are about to go and see the faction that came out last year, I didn't get the chance to get to it, because we were on Minecraft for so long and right now it's time to go back. So let's see what the Renaissance Faction can do!"
We now see the map they're in and it looks fancy. "Wow!"
"This is, this is like ancient history beautiful" said Leon as he looks at the buildings around the battlefield. "Like I could be sitting there and drinking some coffee."
"This is like a tourist attraction, now before we get to the fight let's see what the Renaissance Faction has!" Sunset checks on the units tabs and see what they got.
"Okay, so we got Painters, Fencers, Balloon Archers, Musketeers, Halberd, Jouster and the Da Vinci Tank. What?!" Sunset is confused by this unit.
"Maybe Leonardo Da Vinci is in a fucking Sherman Tank, we don't know" said Leon as he chuckles.
Sunset snickers. "I don't know either man, but let's get to see how the painters work!" She places down three painters and they look closely at them. "What the heck? Look at these guys."
"They look like they're gonna paint something" said Leon. "The fucking Mona Lisa maybe."
"Alright, alright!" Sunset zooms onto her painters. "Listen up guys, today is going to be an epic battle, and we will see who is the best by showing the enemy that you boys can pain the best of the best
! So show these dorks who … What the?" There's no one on the red side. "Where are our opponents?"
Leon snickers. "That's what I was trying to say to you, you were too busy mono-logging to your guys you didn't even give me any fucking dudes to use."
Sunset also laughs. "Okay, okay. Here you go." She places down 3 cavemen clubbers. "There, clubbers vs Painters, so we got the better painters vs the old painters who draw on the walls and get in trouble." Leon and Sunset chuckle hearing that.
"Now this makes sense" said Leon. "Because these guys are pissed off, because they wanna paint on the walls, but no! You guys show up and paint on fucking paper and say stop painting on the walls! Get em boys!" The battle starts and the two armies walk towards each other.
"Paint! Paint my army! Paint them the best painting ever! Paint the Da Vinci Code!" They watch as the painters can dodge and slap the cavemen clubbers with their pain brushes. "Oh god! Did you see that?!"
"Aim! Aim and swing you fools! Kill them!" But the battle ends with only one painter left standing after everyone else is dead. "Oh wow! These guys are not to be messed with."
"I did not see that one coming, they dodged they're swings and came out slapping! Wow!" said Sunset. "They painted all over your army, okay so now that we have the painters done and checked, next we got Fencers."
Sunset places down 5 fencers. "Wow! These guys look like the 3 musketeers! They look awesome!"
"Yeah, but you put 5 so it's the 5 fucking musketeers, and I can recall from history the musketeers squires were from France, back in the olden days that is and they were like royal guards" replied Leon. Leon then has an idea. "I got it! Put in the teachers! And let's see who teaches better at fencing!"
Sunset chuckles and she places down 5 teachers. "Let's see who can teach the best! Who is the better at the sword? Who are better with the sword fight?!" She clicks start and they march towards each other.
"Class is in session!" One of the Fencers and a teacher are in front of each other, the fencer tries to hit but the Teacher blocks. "Let me teach you a lesson little boy!" The Fencers dash forward and kill one of the teachers. "Oh god! Never mind, he just got ass whooped. Run for your lives!"
"Whoa! They dodge backwards and they lunge strike at random occasions and kill! Wow!" Sunset and Leon watch as the teachers are getting man handled by the fencers.
"My teachers are getting their asses whooped by those Fencers!" said Leon. "What the hell?!"
"Fence em! Fence em! You know there is a fencing club at the high school I attend so this is my team! Go fencing club!" said Sunset and then she laughs as all the teachers are down and only two Fencers are left. "Yes! Fencers win it for the Sunset Army!"
"What the fucking shit?!" laughed Leon. "We didn't teach anything! Now we can't get our salaries no more." They both laugh. "Alright, who's next?"
"Balloon archers, let's see what their all about" said Sunset. She places down ten Balloon Archers and they look at them. "Wow! They have balloons on their arrows, oh what do you think is gonna happen when they fire?"
"Chances are my dudes are gonna get fucked up" said Leon. Sunset places some Squires on Leon's side. "Let's do this one for science then we can see what they do against fireworks archers."
Sunset clicks start and they see them shoot at the squires and they are shocked to see the results. The Balloon Archers shoot the arrow, it hits the target, a balloon on inflates and drags the mother fucking squire to the sky. "WHOA!"
"What the hell?! They're flying!" said Sunset.
"No! This is crazy! They got balloons! My guys aren't meant for space training!" Leon and Sunset laugh. "Look at that guy! Look at him!" They zoom in on the squire. "The balloon is coming out from his fucking dick!"
Leon and Sunset laugh. "This is so degrading! All your guys fall down when they reach the limit of the sky! They're all getting killed and my guys are still alive! Wow! These guys are so good!"
"My boys are now dead!" Then the game ends with Sunset winning. "And I lost too! Damn! Those Balloon archers, that shit is OP."
Sunset then clears out the squires. "And now, for the real fight!" She places down 10 Fireworks Archers. "Let's see what happens when these guys go toe-to-toe!"
"It's gonna be a fucking birthday party up in here!" The battle starts. "Let it begin!"
Both archer opposing fronts shoot arrows at each other, they fly around from the firework arrows and get launched away from the balloon arrows. "Oh my god! They're all flying! Look at them and there goes one of my guys!"
"My dudes are flying in the air and falling dead! This is some BS here Sunset!" said Leon. He then sees he loses. "What? What the fuck?! You only got a few dudes and I lost the whole army?!"
Sunset looks closely. "Oh, okay I see it now. Okay, so taking a hit from the Balloon archer does heavy damage to the enemy, but when the Fireworks archer shoots his arrow my guys can still shoot while flying around. So they got to shoot at your dudes even if they were flying around like maniacs before the fireworks arrow blows up."
"That is … That is some crazy ass shit here" said Leon with a slight chuckle. "You got six dudes still standing and every one of my guys are dead from fall damage. Damn that is scary awesome. We should see what the Halberd is about."
Sunset places down five Halberds and they look at the armored guys with the halberd axes. "Whoa, these guys are no joke. They look cool, and are those pole axes they're holding?"
"From my experience and what I know, it is a pole axe, but they did call it the halberd. Also, I know what to do. Let's see who has the better swing down axe, give me five Executioners!" said Leon.
Sunset places down 5 Executioners, now the Executioner is a secret unit from the medieval faction. Wearing a black bag on the head, leather clothing and one big execution axe, or whatever they called it back them. I don't know, and back to the game!
"Whoa! This is perfect! Axes vs Axes, though I think you're guys might win it." Sunset hits start and they march on each other.
"You really think so, I think my guys will win." But then the Halberds do one swing and kill five executioners. "What?! Are you kidding me? How?"
Sunset laughs. "I did not see that coming! I'm winning!" The Halberd's finish it off by slaying the last executioner, who is dabbing while he dies. "Why is he dabbing?"
"The Executioners are still stupid as fuck and useless! Let's go again!" said Leon.
"Alright! Round two!" Sunset resets the fight and clicks start. "You know, the way they bunch up and march looks like a protest."
"It does, it really does" said Leon. But the Halberd's once again slay the executioner army. "Come on! My guys are dying and we're the ones with big fucking axes!"
"I know! Why are my guys winning?" Then the fight ends with Sunset's win. "Well, that ended badly for you. I thought the bigger axes could win this one and kill my guys, how the hell did this end with my Halberd's winning?"
"No clue, but that was bullshit. Let's try and Musketeers next, I wanna see what they can do" said Leon.
Sunset places down five Musketeers and they look at them. "Oh wow. These are guys with guns! Look at the size of those rifles!"
"I think those are the long rifles used back then, it shoots one round and then reloads slow, so maybe these guys will reload slow too" said Leon. Sunset places down three monks. "Three monks, you think my monks will go down? They will not!"
"Only one way to find out." Sunset clicks start and the musketeers open fire! And shoot their single bullet onto the monks, but the monks keep going. "Whoa! The range! The range they had was across the map!"
"Yeah, but here come my fucking monks" said Leon. "And they didn't do much damage to them, let's see how many bullets it'll take to take my guys down."
"Reload! Reload guys! Reload already!" said Sunset. Her Musketeers finish reloading and they fire again and three monks are dead. "Three bullets, it takes three bullets to take them down! Reload!"
"Kill these bastards! Show them the dynasty!" yelled Leon, but the musketeers finish their long reload after backing up and they kill two monks. "Damn it! You might win this shit!"
"Yes! Reload! One guy left!" said Susnet. But the four monks are getting their asses whooped by this single monk and his pole, but one musketeer is looking at them. "No! My guys are getting beat, shoot! Open fire on him!"
"Whoop they're asses and turn around!" yelled Leon. The musketeer shoots and then they slow it down. "Oh, oh no. Look at that little bullet, it's gonna kill my guy for sure."
"Come on, hit!" And the bullet is a direct hit and the monk is dead. "Yes! The shot and look at that guy!"
They both laugh. "The way the monk looks is like from a fucking movie, he got sniped by that musketeer. Also, I don't think any other guys can take the musketeers on. They got some considerable range, and I like it. Makes this into an actual shooting game."
"Okay, now let's see the Jouster!" Sunset places down the jouster and they see the armored guy on the horse and both are well decorated and the guy is carrying a jousting pole and a shield. "Whoa! Wait! I know what to do!"
Sunset places a jouster for Leon's side. "Yes! Like a good old fashioned fight between two men and their horses and their long jousting poles! Let's the joust commence!"
"Have at thee!" Sunset clicks start and the horses run to each other and crash and Sunset wins. "Wait what?! What?!"
"They just crashed into each other!" said Leon in shock and then they laugh. "What the hell just happened? What the fuck?!"
"They just crashed like an accident and all this went into something I didn't even see!" said Sunset.
"Can someone tell me how the fuck did I lose? We seemed equally matched" said Leon in shock.
"I don't know, but let's do that again." Sunset resets and they charge at each other again, only this time the horse from Leon's jouster is dead and the guy riding the horse jumps off and walks around to go after Sunset's jouster with his jousting pole and shield. "Oh, he's on foot and he has to fight my guy now."
But the horse hits Leon's guy and the jouster on the horse hits Leon's dude and Sunset wins. "Okay, so I guess they have to get hit or something to win and you killed his horse so he had no choice but to go in and fight on foot. This makes sense, I think."
"We nailed it with that, and the horse just straight died" said Sunset. "And I thought Minecraft was this crazy, this new faction is awesome!"
Sunset then gets ready as she clears the playing field. "Alright Leon, this is it. We are about to unleash the mighty weapon of the Renaissance Faction. But first let me place down you're army."
Sunset gives Leon's side: 10 Balloon Archers, 10 Cavemen Clubbers, 10 Roman Shield guys, 10 Squires and 10 Hay balers. "There, now you got your army and I have this!" Sunset places down the OP unit of the faction, The Da Vinci Tank. "Whoa what the hell is that?!"
The Da Vinci Tank: Looks like a Carousel or those round hut stands, has cannons all on the sides and wheels underneath, and within the thing is the pilot: Leonardo Da Vinci.
"Oh my god! Oh my god what the hell is that thing?" asked Leon as he looks in confusion at the unit. "Is that even a tank, what the hell? Did Da Vince even make this?"
"From what I heard rom history class, Leonardo DA Vinci had some machines he wanted to build, but he never got the chance to make it. So this must be one of them." Sunset looks through the gaps of the tank and sees something. "Oh, there he is, it's Leonardo Da Vinci! He's in the Tank!
"I think you are right about the history thing and damn Da Vinci in the tank! This is gonna be OP for sure!" said Leon. "This looks like a fucking beyblade, let it rip Sunset!"
Sunset hits start and then slow motion. The armies advance onto the large machine that is slowly moving towards them, but the Balloon Archers shoot their arrows and it hits the roof of the tank and raises the roof up a bit and Leon and Sunset laugh. "They exposed him, they exposed Da Vinci!"
"Zoom in! Zoom in and look at him." They zoom in and see Da Vinci looking at the army. "Look at his face he's like "Oh shit!"
But as the army gets closer, the Da Vinci Tank starts to spin and open fire on them! It spins and each gun fires onto the army making the advance. "Oh my god! What the fucking hell is this shit!" Leon is shocked at how it attacks.
"Whoa! This thing is awesome! Look at it shoot!" said Sunset. "You're guys are losing!"
"My guys are losing! We're getting cannon balled by some kind of fucking doomsday weapon! It's like a fucking UFO!" said Leon. "My guys aren't even getting near this thing!"
And it all ends with Sunset winning again. "Wow! This Tank is awesome! Even though it doesn't look like a tank, it just looks like a freaking carousel. Wow, I like this. I think we should see how great all the other units are."
"Then let the test begin!" said Leon.
TABS battle montage!
Fencers vs the Assassin Jester, but it seems the Fencers have won, then they go Fencers vs Fencers and Leon's Fencers won. Best two out of three, and Sunset's Fencer's won, round three and Sunset still wins it.
Halberd's vs Yarl! But it seems the Yarl wasn't strong enough, even with their big axe the Halberd's destroyed them, easy.
Jouster army vs Jouster army. It turns into a cluster to confusion as they all crash and kill each other in a pile of mess. They try again and they still collide, like the most terrible car crash in history.
Musketeers vs Knights, the knights died, then they try the king. Turns out the king is durable and wins it. How? The Musketeers can one shot or three shot half the guys from other factions, but they fail miserably against the shogun and the samurai.
The DA Vinci Tank vs a Catapult and that ended in the least expected time for them. How the hell does the DA Vinci Tank survive one boulder coming at it? They try the Hawatcha and the Da Vinci Tank still wins it.
They would like to test the Painter with others, but they seem less interesting and so they do one more test, the Balloon archers.
"Alright Sunset, what will the Balloon Archers be facing?" asked Leon.
Sunset chuckles and places down an Ice Giant. "This guy! Let's see if your giant can defeat my archers of balloons!"
"Oh what! Kill them! Get them!" The game starts and the ice giant walks towards the balloon archers, the balloon archers shoot all the arrows they got and the giant is being hoisted into the air, but not entirely.
"Oh god! My giant is floating and he's not even falling!" said Leon, he and Sunset laugh at the results.
The giant is just floating in midair while the balloon archers hit him with arrow after arrow and he's just floating and spinning in place and not even going anywhere near them.
"Look at him! Look at all the arrows on him!" laughed Sunset. "Oh my god!"
"Help! Somebody get this guy down! He's afraid of height, like five feet!" said Leon as he laughs.
"Make this tubby wubby float!" laughed Sunset. And the ice giant died. "He got killed from all the arrow damage. Wow!"
"Those guys are way better than fireworks archers for sure, but fireworks archers know how to make things funny when they make people fly around" said Leon. They both chuckle a bit.
"Okay, so that was awesome, weird and darn right stupid. We're going to do whatever we can to play some more TABS and maybe there might even be a secret unit in the Renaissance Faction. So, we'll be back when the next update comes or when we're playing the game with little to do in Minecraft."
"Anyways, thanks for watching guys and I'll see you all in the next Game Stream. This is Sunset Shimmer from Shimmer Cove, peace out guys."
"I heard there's a Pirate faction" said Leon. "We should do that next time."
To be continued …..
A/N: This is for TABS Renaissance Faction, it has been a while since I have done a TABS game stream and I promise there will be one and it'll be about the new Pirate Faction. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 6/21/20.