Spells and Louds
Chapter 361: Game Stream 4.1
TABS!
"Hey guys, looks like it's time for another round of the most insane game! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator! And one again Leon is back in action and we are gaming it with the faction we also missed, the Pirate Faction!"
"I heard of it, I just didn't wanna spoil myself with the secrets and junk, and there are like four secret units for the pirate faction and we should use them for this fight."
"Yes! So let's get it on!" sunset sets up the map and they see how nice and scurvy it kinda looks. "Whoa! So both red and blue sides have their own Pirate ship, okay so this looks fair."
Leon chuckles. "There is treasure on the north side, look at that." Sunset pans the camera and they see the pirate treasure on the north area and on top of a mountain. "Looks like we R! Ready for this fight people!"
"Then let's get scurvy my Shimmer Cove pals!" said Sunset.
"Before we do that, Sunset what is a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?"
"The letter R, that's for sure and I kinda figured this would be a joke."
"True, true. But don't you know that pirates have a deep love for the C!" They laugh at that joke. "Now I'm starting to sound like Luan! Damn!" They both laugh at those words.
Sunset then stops laughing. "Alright, enough of that. Let's set up the guys and see who we got." they then see the Pirate Factions units. "Okay, so we have Flint Lock, the Blunderbuss, Bomb thrower, and the harpooner, the cannon, captain and pirate queen. So, we should lock and load with the flint lockers!"
Sunset places down 10 Flint locks on both sides and they see the units carrying two pistols on either hands. "Wow! These guys look like they are armed and ready to scurvy the timbers!"
"Kinda looks like the same gun from Pirates of the Caribbean, let's see what they can do" said Leon. "Let the fight begin Sunset!"
Sunset clicks start and they see the Flint Locks gets down from the ship. "We made land fall! We made fucking land fall! Kill them! Shoot these sons of bitches!" said Leon.
"Get them! Shoot!" yelled Sunset. They then see the Flint Locks shoot their first pistol and then they toss it away and shoot the other one and toss it away and they go close for melee. "What the? They don't reload the guns? Are you serious?! Why did they just toss them away like that?"
"Well, it kinda makes sense, I mean pirates can't be able to reload their guns fast enough. Look at my guys, they're getting their asses whooped!" said Leon. "They're now fighting like the halflings!"
They then see the last one standing is Sunset's, which means she wins. "Drop dead you sicko! Looks like I won the treasure for this round. Avast and plunder the island boys!"
"I think we should see what happens when we combo the Flint locks and the Blunderbuss's" said Leon. "So we got the short range guys with pistols and the big guys with shotguns or something."
"Okay, let's see what happens." Sunset places down ten Flint locks and 6 blunderbusses. They zoom in to the Blunderbuss's and see what they look like. They are the same units as every TABS unit, but they are wearing a barrel and they are carrying a large boom stick. "What the heck?! What's with the barrels and those guns? Are those even shotguns?"
"Those could be boom sticks" replied Leon. "That's what they called them back then, and I can only guess that they could be the equivalent to the knight, they could be durable. So let's see this shit!"
Sunset clicks start and they come down from the pirate ships and they walk to each other. "Shoot them! Open fire!" said Sunset.
"Blast them to next Friday and have no more Saturdays!" yelled Leon. The Flint locks end up shooting themselves in a stale mate. "What the? Did they all die shooting each other?"
"We still got those boom stick guys! Fire on them!" yelled Sunset. The Blunderbusses shoot each other and knock back. "Whoa! The blast knocks them off! Or the blast from their gun is so powerful they knock themselves off!"
"Look at him! Look at that son of a bitch getting up!" They see Leon's Blunderbuss getting up slowly. "He looks like fucking terminator!" they both laugh at this.
"Oh god! Are they taking damage?" asked Susnet. "Let me see." She takes control and sees the health on one of them.
"He's at half health" said Leon. "They are like the knight, the hay baler, the roman shield guy and that caveman shield dude." One of the blunderbuss's are dead. "Oh, one is dead on the spot."
The whole fight lasts way longer than they thought but then they see Sunset's stand tall, but the fight is not over. "Wait a minute, is there someone else still here?"
They look around and then they see the missing Blunderbuss and laugh. "Oh what the hell?!" laughed Leon. The Blunderbuss fell over and he's stuck dangling by the ship's edge and struggling to get up. "This guy is sober! He's fucking sober!"
"Did he trip or go to the wrong spot?" laughed Susnet. Then Sunset's Blunderbuss shoots the rival Blunderbuss and he falls off the ship and lands into the water, making this win for Sunset. "Yes, I won!"
"The hell with that guy! How the fuck did he trip and fall like that?" asked Leon as they both laugh.
Sunset and Leon continue to laugh then they stop. "Okay, so we should do some kind of combo thing to see how dangerous can they be. You ready dude?"
"Lock and load Susnet. Let's see what you got" said Leon.
Susnet places 3 harpooners on Leon's side along with 4 bomb throwers and she just have 4 Blunderbusses and five Flint lockers. "Is this okay?"
"Sure looks like it, I just wanna see what they can do" said Leon. "Look closely to the harpooner."
They zoom in and look to the face of the harpooner. "What the heck? Look at his face, he looks like the captain" said Sunset. "He literally looks like the captain! Look at this guy and his face."
"He kinda does and look at that harpoon gun" said Leon. "Looks like something from the fucking future, I wanna know if this guy can be like Mortal Kombats Scorpion!"
"Then let it begin!" Susnet hits start and the troops march on each other. "Shiver your timbers and spread fear into their eyes lads!"
The Harpooners come down and the Flint lockers try to shoot them but they miss. "Dang it, they missed. How?" But then the harpooners reel them in towards them. "Wait what? This turned into Mortal Kombat!"
"Get over here!" yelled Leon. "Pull them towards you and kick them in the balls!" The harpooners pull them towards them and they kick them, but the bomb throwers toss the bombs at them and they died. "What the? You back stabbing sons of bitches! You killed my own guys!"
Susnet laughs. "Get closer! Fire your boom sticks and show no mercy!" the Blunderbusses make it and they shoot the bomb throwers, though she lost one from the bomb thrower. "Yes! This is how I win it."
"Can you stop winning? Seriously I haven't won a single fucking fight here" said Leon. "At least I saw my guys go scorpion on your asshole guys! Fuck the bomb throwers!"
"No need to worry, I got someone for you." Sunset clears the battlefield and she places down two flint locks on her side along with two blunderbusses and to Leon's side is one cannon. "Whoa! Now that is scary to look at!"
"The cannon on my side is making this fair and I am bound to win this one kid" said Leon. Susnet hits start and the cannon with the guy manning it pushes the cannon and he gets down from the ship. Sunset's troops also get down and they start shooting but they miss they're rounds. "Fire! Fire on them!"
One of the Blunderbusses gets shot by the cannon and knocked away. "Oh no! The power from the cannon! No!"
"Reload! Reload the cannon! Reload!" yelled Leon. The Cannon then blasts the flint lock which kinda knocks the other Blunderbuss slightly to the right. The next Flint lock shoots but misses.
The cannon then reloads and it blasts the next blunderbuss and he's knocked into the water. "Yes, kill the last guy! Kill that last gun shooting mother fucker!" yelled Leon.
"You're winning! You're winning, this was a mistake!" Sunset's last Flint Lock has no weapon and just stands in front of the cannon. "What the heck are you doing?" And then he's blasted away. "No! Dang it! That was epic and those Flint Lick guys don't do well when they shoot they're pistols."
"Finally got a fucking win, that cannon is OP as shit and I love it. That guys is just like the fucking Da Vinci Tank from the Renaissance faction" said Leon. "We should do that later with the bomb cannons and see what'll happen. Let's make that one last."
"Yeah, that does sound like a good idea. So now I think it's time for the captain to get into the fight!" Sunset places down a captain on her side and some Flint locks and Blunderbusses on Leon's side. "Whoa, look at the captain. It's almost like he just woke up from below the deck and he's ready to fight."
"It's like he's saying "What's with all this noise up here?!" Look at him, he's got a sword and a big ass pistol" said Leon.
They then zoom on and they see what's on his head, two parrots. One red and one blue. "Oh, look at that. That is kinda cute. He has parrots on his head, they're so small" said Sunset.
"Yeah, his two parrots. Um, Igor and um, Eyor? I think." Leon and Susnet laugh and then they look to the two parrots again. "Was it Eyore? I can't remember all the old stuff from cartoons."
"That is one big donkey on his hat!" Susnet laughs. "What the hell man?!"
"Who's that parrot from Aladdin?" asked Leon as he laughs.
"Diago" replied Sunset as he laughs.
"Yeah, his parrot Diago and his dumb cousin Eyore!" laughed Leon. Sunset and Leon laugh at the stupid words from Leon. He really mistook the whole situation. Why would he call the parrot Eyore? That's Winnie the Pooh!
"Alright! Let's make this happen!" Sunset clicks start and they march off the ship and close the gap. "Go my captain! Shoot them all!" The captain manages to survive the shots from the enemy and then shoots the Flint Locker as they get close and he uses his sword to kill the other one.
"God! This guy is shooting and slicing! He's got two weapons to cheat out of this shit" said Leon.
The Blunderbusses shoot the captain, but he manages to survive and he shoots one blunderbuss away leaving only his boom stick on the ground. "Whoa!"
"What the hell? Where did he go?" Sunset and Leon look around and they don't see the body of the shot off Blunderbuss guy. "Did he get shot off the map?"
"The blast from his gun is deadly up close! What the fuck? This guy ash an OP weapon!" said Leon. "Where is my guy anyway?"
They then look to the last Blunderbuss. "Shoot! Shoot you fool!" yelled Leon.
But the Captain survives the shot and he points his large gun to the head of the Blunderbuss and shoots him away, which means Susnet wins. But then they both laugh hard. "Oh god! What the hell?!" laughed Susnet.
The Blunderbuss who was shot, he was blasted so hard his head is stuck on the wooden ramp. "This poor guys, he's gonna be made fun through the whole god damn voyage!" said Sunset as she laughs.
"I've heard of walking the plank." Laughed Leon. "But this is a whole new fucking level!"
"He was the plank!" said Sunset and they both laugh. "Let me try something."
Sunset places a captain on her side and the cannon on Leon's side. "This one's for science. I wanna see how the captain can manage against the cannon."
"I wanna see too" said Leon. Sunset hits start and the captain makes it down the ramp. The cannon shoots and the captain takes the first hit. "Whoa! He took the first shot! Reload!"
"Keep walking! Keep walking and kill that cannon guy!" yelled Sunset. But the captain is killed by the second shot. "Oh! He did not make it at all!"
"So it takes like two fucking hits from the cannon to kill the captain, okay that seems fair. Let's see what the pirate queen does" said Leon.
Sunset places down the Pirate Queen on Leon's side. Just one Pirate queen, while Sunset has two Harpooners, two flint lockers and a captain. "Let's look at the queen." They zoom in and stop. "Whoa! Whoa! She is … She's seen better days."
Leon laughs. "The pirate queen looks like she has a fucking tree on her head, damn she is ugly!"
"Let's see how dangerous and OP she can be." Sunset hits start and the army marches off the ship. The Pirate queen is pulled by the harpooners. "Yes! Abduct her and take her down!"
"No! Let go of my queen!" yelled Leon. But the Pirate Queen slashes the two Flint Locks and then she leaps into the air and drops bombs. "Whoa! What the fuck is she doing?!"
"She's got bombs!" yelled Sunset. The harpooners are killed by the grenades and the Pirate Queen comes back down and she kills the Captain. "No way! She is OP as hell, how the heck did she do all of that?"
"I didn't know she was that big!" said Leon. "Damn, she is one OP pirate on the faction!"
"Okay, so let's see the secret pirate units next!" Sunset clears the map and she places down the Bomb on a stick. One on Leon's side and one for Sunset's side. "This is for science!"
"Let's see what they can do" replied Leon. "Something tell me there will be an explosion." the bomb on a stick ladies get closer, they hit each other with their bomb and bot die, but mark Leon as the winner. "Oh!" Leon and Sunset both laugh.
"Well, that ended in the worst way possible" said Sunset. "Let's see the clam guys next." Sunset clears the map again and she places down the Clam units, ten on each side. "Whoa. This kinda looks like a restaurant war or something, or a clash of clam vendors."
"Then let the vendor fight begin!" said Leon. Sunset clicks start and the Clam guys throw their clams, the clams come to life and they all attack each other. "Wait, the clams are alive and they do the fighting?"
"Whoa! This is a Clam-Massacre! What the heck? This is so freaky" said Sunset. The whole fight ends with every one of the clam guy's dead from the clams, but Sunset is marked as the winner. "Whoa! So the Clam guys are, they seem good. Sorta."
"That was insane, they just throw the clams and they let the clams fight the fight, none of our guys lived for this shit" said Leon.
"Alright, now to try Blackbeard!" Susnet places one Blackbeard on either side. They zoom in and look at them, they're pretty big guys, anchors on either arms, peg legs on both legs and the beard is braded with some fire lit. "Damn. They do look like Blackbeard."
"I don't recall Blackbeard fighting with a fucking anchor or having two peg legs!" said Leon, they both laugh at this. "Lets' see what they can do! This is so messed up right now."
Sunset clicks start and both Blackbeard's walk towards each other. "The way they walk is kinda weird and funny" said Leon. The two Blackbeard's get in range and they toss at each other and start hitting each other with their own anchors.
"Whoa! They fight like boxers or something, or like the halflings but bigger!" said Sunset. "Hit em Blackbeard! Hit him!" And with one hit, Leon's Blackbeard is defeated. "Whoa! These guys are no joke!"
"This Blackbeard secret unit is kinda OP and pretty bad ass" said Leon.
"Okay guys!" Sunset clears the map. "Time to end this with the last secret unit. "So, get ready people!"
Sunset places so many cannons on both ships, let them be the normal Cannons, or the Bomb Cannons. She places down 10 of each Cannons and Bomb Cannons on the two sides. "Yes! This is what I am talking about!"
"What the hell is wrong with you? This is way too much!" said Leon. "But I wanna see this fucking fight through."
"Prepare to fife boys! End this video!" Sunset clicks start and the Cannons and Bomb Cannons from either side get down the ramp and they aim their weapons to the opponents.
Both Leon and Sunset cry out. "Fire!"
Both sides fire their cannons and both sides are dead from their own blasts!
"Oh what?!" Leon and Sunset then laugh, the whole thing is marked as a win for Susnet.
"So … So … They all come down, they take aim and then they all shoot at the fucking same time?" Leon laughs. "That was …. That was some kind of stupid shit!"
"Oh my god!" said Sunset. "I did not expect that to happen! Damn!"
"They just shot at each other and straight out died at the fucking same time!" said Leon as he laughs. "That was a fucking stale mate and the best way to end this shit! Wow!"
"Okay. Well, that ended that. Thanks for watching guys, and I never really thought this would happen. Leon and I will be checking out the Wild West faction soon. See you guys on the next Shimmer Cove and let's hope either one of us wins with no stale mate, Laters."
"We should do Cannons vs the Da Vinci Tank next time kid, I wanna see whose cannons are better" said Leon.
To be continued …..
A/N: Based off of H2O Delirious and Cartoonz when they play TABS as the pirate faction, I also added the secret Pirate units just for the heck with it. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 6/25/20.