Spells and Louds
Chapter 409: A few August Reports.
(FutureTech HQ. Royal Fortress.)
Now neighboring the coast of Tokyo, the Royal Fortress reloads and restocks the Imperial Navy there with some new Empire vessels. From the Shogun's Battleship to the Naginata class Destroyer, including the Sea Wing/Sky Wing. Onboard, everyone is busy and Lincoln, Linka and Jordan are onboard and headed to the main building of the FutureTech Defense and Technology Bureau.
The three kids enter the structure and they see Gyro, Neil, Leon and Sergei are in the main meeting room alongside Martin, Victor and Carol. "Where the heck are the others of FutureTech?" asked Jordan.
"Jack Cyber is at the Tokyo Harbor showing them the new Sakura Attack AI Torpedo, Penny is checking on Vale and how the place is fixing itself up from last year's Grimm attack and Tadashi is at San Fransokyo, and we know everyone else is busy with their own things for today, so it's just us going through some other worldly reports" replied Martin.
Then Gyro speaks. "Pyrrha is back at Karazhan and is helping Bill Cipher go through some books for anything on Amphibia, we think that Medivh might have been there, once."
Martin cringes from the world. "Yeah, I don't wanna go back there ever again. I hate that place."
Lincoln and the others take they're seats. "So, what's happening at the other worlds right now?"
Victor shows them some of the reports from the other worlds. "Just the normal for some of the worlds from our allies. No troubles in most worlds, no Hybrid or Varelsi reports, Cybertron is close to finishing all repairs and slight and odd anomalies in the world of Danville."
This didn't sound kind of a good thing for them, so Linka asks. "What kind of anomalies?"
"A place not too far from Danville has been getting some odd disturbances, from small earthquakes, accidental traffic and car crashes, loose steel girders, ships crashing onto the ports, helicopters spiraling out of control and almost anything from the top of buildings falling down" replied Victor.
They all had no clue what to say about this, then Victor checks his tablet. "Oh, and this time anomaly there, and the source is coming from two dudes who dress odd."
Gyro then recalls. "Oh, ignore those two guys, there not a threat and less of even called useful and more into comedic. Is one wearing a jump suit and the other one dressed in old fashion?"
"Yes" replied Victor. He then shows them the image of what they look like.
"Those guys dress with some seriously weird fashion" replied Linka. Even Jordan found it odd.
"I know them, Cavendish and Dakota. We met last month and they told me what they're up to and they showed me their boss and they fully understood my role and I understand they're role. So, we should leave them be, they're not hurting anyone" replied Gyro.
"Are you sure? You don't think they're the ones causing the trouble around the place?" asked Neil.
"Positive" replied Gyro. "They work for a time organization that has to fix things that may have gone missing in the past and Dakota and Cavendish only have one objective and one objective alone, and it's not really the best thing they could've ever asked for."
"And what is this mission they don't like?" asked Martin.
"To save Pistachios" replied Gyro. They all remained silent and looked to him confused.
"Pistachios? They're mission is to save pistachios?" asked Lincoln. "Is that even a mission?"
Gyro nods. "Yeah. I'm not in full intel on why this is their mission, but it is known that there are no pistachios or not enough pistachios in the future, which really is odd and also doesn't seem like a complete worth time to deal with."
"We could just send some shipment of pistachios to their world and make sure it doesn't run out. That sounds way easier than just going around town and making sure all the pistachios are safe" replied Carol.
"As much as a good idea that is, I suggest we do not get involved and just leave them be with their mission. They also said they'll keep in touch with me if they see anything else odd that might be of my interest" replied Gyro. "So, contact the empire outpost there and tell them that Dakota and Cavendish are not threats and more like informants."
"We can get to that one later, now what's the word on our friend from the Boiling Isles?" asked Martin.
"Yeah, what's the word on Eda the Owl Lady, Lux Noceda and her witch friends? They did leave yesterday after our small tour for them on earth and Eda left with lots of junk to sell" replied Jordan.
"Eda is doing well, and also doing her best to evade her sister Lilith and the law. Surprised that Lilith has no clue that her student, Amity is friends with Eda's student, Luz and she's not going after her. Eda told me that come Monday is when Luz gets into Hexside, and then she can get to training and then choose which covenant track she wants to be part of for the rest of the witchcraft school year" replied Gyro.
"That sounds hard to do, why not just go for any kind of covenant and combine both spells?" asked Neil.
Gyro can see the issue here. "Okay, so I think Eda should speak to the principal and I should also check it out. I just hope the Principal can keep me a secret from the Emperor's Coven, we should establish a new kind of class system for the place so they can have students who can do better than any other."
"It was nice to see a witch who's not like the bad stories we've heard from the old stories, and a dang shame Luz didn't want to have a Pokemon companion, but she wants to focus on being a witch and she said she has a Pokémon companion already" said Jordan. She chuckles and so does Lincoln, Linka and Gyro.
Seeing how this is confusing and why this seems funny, Carol asks. "Really? Who?"
They then reply in unison. "King!" They then laugh.
"But, King's not even a Pokemon. He's a demon, or he prefers to be called the King of Demons" replied Martin.
"True, but she said he seems like a Pokemon!" chuckled Linka. "We showed her the book of all the Pokemon and we saw something that'll blow your minds!"
Lincoln then shows them the image of King, and then the image of Cubone. This shocks them. "Wait what?!"
From the right is Cubone: Skull for a head, horns, small body, stubborn and scared at times and has this cute squeal.
On the left is King, the King of Demon: Skull for a head, horns, small body, stubborn, scared and very annoying and has a squeal that makes him sound like a tea kettle.
"Wow. So that's why! Okay, this is kinda funny. What did King say when he saw this?" asked Neil.
"He freaked out in anger as to why there are creatures that look like him, then he made this squeal on rage and he sounds like a freaking tea kettle!" chuckled Jordan/. "Gosh! He is just adorable, even when he's angry."
"It was by far the funniest thing that has ever happened to me yesterday and sure as hell I am so going to keep this up against King!" chuckled Gyro. "And Eda is as well!" They all laugh.
They then stop laughing. "Okay guys, let's be serious now. Anything else from the other worlds and from our allies?" asked Lincoln.
Martin regains himself and reads some more reports. "The Omniverse is still calm and handling slight threats on earth and also some intimidating races that are close to waging war."
"Hollow sent us a message that he'll be participating with the Winx for their back to school shopping, alongside the specialists" replied Carol. "It's kinda sad for him to go through, and not because he has to be there to help them shop, but because he has to endure the princess of Solaria, Stella."
"Marine ships are still getting a beat down from Gangplank and his ship and crew, there is nowhere safe for marines in that world and the search for the One Piece treasure is still on going and so is the long training of the scattered Straw Hat pirates" replied Victor.
"Ephedia is rebuilding nicely and so are the kingdoms neighboring it and the Lolirocks are also looking forward to coming to Ever After High soon" replied Gyro.
"Beach City is still secured and the Gems get calls from Steven from time to time" replied Martin.
"Talon is still a threat and Overwatch is still on the alert level for when they show up and do something evil, also Omnic threats are rising and we're hoping the Overwatch team can maintain the peace" replied Carol.
"Hollow still jokes how stupid his fight with Snoke is and is planning to make a movie soon, and he wants us all to be part of it as well" said Victor. "This is gonna be ridiculous and one short film."
"Drake City only has threats from Biker trolls and small crimes from low-life's in the land, dragons are prospering well, Gawayne is ticked off that Piper is now in the family and the Mysticons are looking forward to their time to go to Ever After High" replied Gyro.
"And what about Malveron's sister, Tazma? Whats' her whereabouts?" asked Linka.
"She was spotted acting more like a vigilante than a hero" replied Gyro. "Whenever the Mysticons aren't around, then she does her part to help keep Drake City and all Gemina safe. So, she's not a bad person and more like a nice gal, but she refuses to rejoin the Astromancers and would rather be on her own. She does visit her brother at times."
"Well, that's good to know and we still wanna know what's the big surprise our dad has that involves you at Ever After High" said Linka.
Gyro chuckles. "Patience children, all will be clear once school begins and Duchess informs all of you about it."
"Sure will be a bit sad to see Duchess go back to Ever After High, but she will visit at times" replied Lincoln. "And now for the one thing we wanna know from you, what's going on with Mewnearth?"
Gyro sighs. "A few, well not really a few, more like lots of issues with the whole merging of Mewni and Earth. The humans are trying to find some way to live with the Mewmans and the monsters in peace and they too are looking for some way to do the same thing."
"The leaders of earth have made a new decision to let equality set in and perhaps there will be peace and a good perspective on things with the many races around the newly forged planet, heck science is now on the verge of pure confusion with the existence of everything there."
"They're all looking for someone who would represent the society of mewni and all eyes are looking towards the former queen, Eclipsa Butterfly and her husband Globgore. But they haven't made their choice on if they should take leadership to keep the peace between Mewmans, Monsters and Humans. Okay, so Mewmans and Monsters are at peace, so the issue is peace with humanity."
"Star has been asking if she could be of any assistance and so does Marco, but they're not ready for that role since they're not old enough even though they've had experience with many things. Many other eyes are looking towards the other former queen, Moon, and once again she has to tell them that she is no longer the queen. I swear the mewmans are dense and almost dumb in nature, but they did live in peasant and Dark Age's times."
"At least things are being maintained there, we should only intervene when the issue needs it" replied Neil. "Like when a war is brewing, and what of the history of the Butterfly bloodline and the tainted one?"
"Though Butterfly Castle and the rest of the history is shattered from the incident with Mina Loveberry, I have the whole history chart in a room at Karazhan" replied Gyro. "and even though she is not of the Butterfly family, Eclipsa still sees Star as her family, and her tapestry is still being made within the tower and the room of the queens of Mewni."
"Well that's nice. What about Mina Loveberry? Where the heck is she?" asked Jordan.
Gyro chuckles. "Let's just say, she's enjoying her new role and so is Manfred."
(Karazhan.)
The tower of the guardian has a new tower on it. This tower neighbors the quarters of Gyro's study and has a pyramid roof with an eye on one side and the roof is slowly rotating. This is the room of Bill Cipher.
Bill is meditating and reading all the books. "It's not easy looking for intel on the whole land of Amphibia and what secrets it holds, but I understand why Gyro doesn't wanna go back there unless the time is right."
Then someone comes in wearing a maid outfit and is in a trance. "Here is your meal my lord." It's Mina Loveberry. Now under the control of Bill Cipher.
Bill floats down and he sits on his decorated throne, which is a statue of the former and traitor butler of the Butterfly family, Manfred. Bill turned him to stone and decorated him with things that look chaotic and symbolize the symbols from Gravity Falls.
"Why thank you Mina, now I can relax and get something in me before I can continue with reading. Now, go and dust off some of the things in the tower and do not break them or I will punish you!"
Mina cringes in fear. "Y-Yes my lord." She then walks out of the room and continues with her work.
Bill then calls out. "And don't forget to feed the Hydra Behemoth in the dungeon and polish all the Rune golems as well!" He then proceeds to eat his meal. "This sure does bring back some memories."
He forgot Pyrrha was in the room as well and looking into the books. "You do know that was kinda mean, and even though Gyro told you to do what you want with her, could you try and be a bit nicer?"
"Pyrrha, That girl was responsible for the near death of countless of innocent monsters and has been demented for a long time, so this is what she gets until we can finally send her kicking down the bucket in a fiery realm in hell" replied Bill.
"You could be nicer to her at least" replied Pyrrha. "She isn't even a threat anymore."
(FutureTech HQ.)
"As long as she's not gonna be a threat, then that's fine with us. Sure is a shame that the magic in mewni is gone now, but we don't feel bad for the loss of the magical high commission" replied Lincoln.
"Wasn't Rombulus in a dungeon cell in Karazhan?" asked Carol. "What's the word there?"
Gyro sighs. "Well, when I got there I was kinda shocked that all that was left was a large crystal and two snakes, so I gave the crystal to Bill Cipher as décor for his new room and the snakes as his pets."
Just then Leon and Sergei come in with concern. "We killed Donald Trump!"
This shocks them all. "What?!"
"It was an accident, this was his fault not ours. We were not the wrong, he was" said Leon.
"Slow down!" yelled Jordan. "What the heck happened? From the start."
Leon and Sergei calm down and then explain to them. "Okay, so we were just driving around the state of West Virgin after escorting the Russian and German president to the White House to meet up with President Joe Biden. We were sent on night patrol near the forests of Washington" said Sergei.
"It was past ten and we were on the night patrol and then all of a sudden we spot this car driving down the road and coming towards, us and the weird part is that this car is driving on the wrong side of the road" replied Leon. "We brought out the warning horn sound, but the car didn't drive off, so we stopped and the car sped up, so we made a turn to another direction and this car was turning to the direction we were!"
"Then we tried to evade the car, and also signal a warning but it was too late and it hits us!" said Sergei. "Here is footage." Sergei hands them the tablet, and they see the footage caught from one of the cameras on the electric post in the woods.
They see Sergei and Leon's Tiger Tank has stopped and the car is wrecked in the front of the Tiger Tank.
Leon and Sergei come out and see if the person is okay. "Is he alive?! Sergei, is the person breathing?!" Leon hops from the turret hatch.
Sergei then looks to Leon. "He's fucking gone and that person is fucking Donald Trump man."
Leon also looks inside. "Oh shit! It is Donald Trump! What the hell do we do now man?"
Sergei than makes the call, and Leon pulls the dead bastards body out the wrecked vehicle.
They then turn off the tablet and they're all shocked by this. "You two just killed Donald Trump! Good lord!" said Neil in shock and in utter disbelief.
"What the hell was he doing driving around like that?" asked Lincoln.
"Did you show this to authorities?" asked Carol.
"We did call the cops and told them what happened" replied Leon. "They then found out why he did that and why he crashed into us."
"Drunk driving" replied Sergei. "The sad bastard was still upset with the loss of being president from years ago and that his incoming run for presidency is still at a low. He was last seen at a nearby bar at a truck stop and was as sad as shit and then drove off, he was too drunk to even realize what h was doing. That and he must've been sick of not being president that he would rather kill himself."
"So, any news got out from this?" asked Jordan.
"The news came out an hour ago, and I think everyone knows and we got some message from people who were greatful to us for his demise" replied Leon.
"There was gonna be a court date of the two of us against Donald Trump's family, but from the evidence it was clear that the real wrong was the man drunk driving and not us" replied Sergei. "We were just driving and given orders to patrol and he was the man who was doing the stupid thing. So, the Trump family can't press charges on us for what we did."
"But we did do them a favor and paid for their idiot Donald Trump's mortgage and insurance" replied Leon. "So, that's all we did."
They all should feel bad, but now they don't. "Okay, so with all that being said. Who wants to have lunch?" asked Martin. They all follow him out of the room.
"Wow. You two got Donald Trump killed! Damn boys!" chuckled Victor.
"We didn't kill him, he killed himself" replied Sergei.
"We were just following orders from the German and Russian President, we didn't do shit to the guy but get his corpse out of the wreckage" replied Leon.
"You guys did the world a favor" replied Linka. "The gender bent world has Diana Trump and she's as dense as Donald Trump."
"Maybe she'll die next too" replied Victor.
Then Lincoln gets a text message from Lincoln Loud from the alternate dimension.
Lincoln Loud: Have you went over to check on an abandoned piece of land outside of your Royal Woods? If so, then go and check for an investigation of the paranormal and bring the louds, and Pop-pop. We did the same thing and we found something unbelievable.
Lincoln sends back a response: I know, we used the land to make some new homes for our Faunus and Pokemon allies, the land is owned by a new company called Rosato Real Estate, but was given to them by Pop-pop, well my Pop-pop and now it's a peaceful part of Royal Woods. We can discuss more whenever we have time to hang out.
Lincoln then puts his phone away. 'We need to setup a date for another hangout time.'
To be continued …..
A/N: Well, it seems things seem okay with the daily reports and so glad I killed off Trump in this one. Also, chances we might see Milo Murphy's Law, soon and I don't hold anything against that show, it seems normal with what Milo does, also some things will be linked with the events of "A Sparking Relationship". Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
And yes, I hate Donald Trump. He literally ruined America. Damn that bastard.
Date made: 8/1/20 – 8/2/20.