Spells and Louds
Chapter 412: G.H, T.D and A.N.P.W.
Then title is all short for Ghost Hunter's, True Damage and A New Parallel World.
(August 30. Royal Woods.)
A bunch of vans make it to Ketcham Park. Some camera crews come out of some vans and someone also comes out and looks around the place. His name is, Hunter Spector the man who leads ARGGH! And with him, is the shows manager Allan Veranger.
"So, this is the town where we're gonna do our next show? This is gonna be awesome! Look at these weird things!" said Hunter as he looks to the Pokemon wandering around the place.
"Just remember Hunter, we're here to see what hauntings are there if we're to make our show about real bad ghosts. We can't keep having our many comments ranting about how fake we are and also the little number of viewers watching the show" replied Allan Veranger
Hunter sighs. "Yeah, I know. I mean, there aren't actual bad ghosts to capture or take down and we usually have to do the fake ones and you know how I hate to make it all fake! I like ghost hunting, and we can't even go to the most haunted areas!"
"Yeah, damn I hate the paranormal investigation association for restricting us into those places!" said Allan Veranger. "Now, let's figure out what ghosts are here, or whatever these things are."
They then spot a Gengar flying by as well as a Haunter. "You saw that right?" asked Allan.
"They're ghosts! And in broad daylight! How and why? And why aren't they attacking or doing any harm?" asked Hunter. "We have to know more about Royal Woods and what the heck is going on here!"
Allan sighs. "I don't even understand why the FutureTech guys don't give us any information on this place! All we have are small rumors and reports about some odd and slight paranormal things in this town, sure wish we had more info! But. We'll get our answers, soon!"
Hunter Spector then sees someone. "How about her." They both see a pale girl with long hair and dark velvet clothing and only her right eye is visible and she has this living candle sitting on her head.
They go over to the 12 year old. "Hey you! Hey kid!" Haiku and her Litwick turn around and look to the two gentleman and they're camera crew. "We wanna know more about this town and whatever ghosts are prowling around" said Allan.
Haiku sighs. "First off, the Ghost-Type Pokemon are only a threat when you provoke them and many of the people here would rather defend the unity that binds us all with the Pokemon and Faunus, also aren't you the dorks with the fake ghost junk?"
The very mention of that hurts Hunter, like deep inside of him. "Well, we're here to look for an actual ghost. We know that there have been reports about some odd and paranormal stuff, know any?"
Haiku can tell that these men are just going to be annoying with their dumb ghost hunting stuff, but then she has an idea that could literally drive them out of town. "I think there is a ghost, but they live on the far side of town. Looks for the house with the mailbox named, Sharp."
Allan smiles and knows this will get them back they're lost ratings. "Okay, looks like we got what we needed. Everyone back to the vans! We got a ghost to see!"
"Thanks kid!" said Hunter Spector with excitement. "Finally! Some Ghost Hunting Action! Time for some ARGGH! To come back into the spotlight!" He hops into the van with his manager and Haiku waves at them goodbye as they drive off.
Haiku then gets her iCoffin (A gift from Lucy, straight out of Monster High.) "Hey Lucy, I know it's not October yet, but how about we give some heads up to our friends and make something spooky happen?"
"What do you mean? What's going on Haiku? Great Grandma Harriet and I can sense something's wrong and you met some people."
"Let's just say ARGGH! Might get more than they bargained for" replied Haiku. "Call the others and tell them to give them a spooky show they will regret so much."
(Sharp Residence.)
Peter Sharp checks if he has everything he needs. "Okay, I have everything with me. Time to head to Spellman Estate and see this group that wants to make a song in the studio."
Ember comes down the stairs with her axe. "So, any idea who this musical group is?"
"From what I heard, they're named True Damage and are straight from Rune Terra. Gyro said they would come sooner or later, so I guess today is the day" replied Peter. "I'm gonna head off to Spellman Estate and meet this band, you wanna join me?"
"Sure, why not? Aggie is spending time with the Dazzles today at the mall and the rest of the kids are having fun with their own thing before school begins" replied Ember. "Sam is at Spellman Estate right?"
"She is and she's probably waiting alongside Luna and Sunset for True Damage to arrive" replied Peter. He then goes over to Ember, he knows something is wrong. "Ember, I can tell you're a bit upset with the whole issue of Aggie headed for school this week. It's Sunday, and soon she'll be going to Royal Woods Elementary on her own, but know this, she's not gonna be alone and she'll be fine."
Ember smiles and hugs him. "Yeah, yeah. I know." They then break the hug. "Well, I should go and check if I left my phone here." She heads back upstairs and thinks about something. 'It's not Aggie I'm worried about, September is the month where ….. Where my life changed, forever.'
Ember heads to the room of Peter and she sees her phone. "There it is." Then she notices something. "A message from Neil?" When she reads it, she snickers. "Well, this should be interesting."
Back down stairs. Peter goes through his tablet on any upcoming gigs, and there doesn't seem to be any for the Dazzles. "Looks like the girls will have a whole month of no gigs, time for them to focus on their studies I guess."
Just then the doorbell rings and Peter is confused. "Who the heck could that be?" He goes over to the door and he sees who it is. "What?" He sees this camera crew, a man in a suit and this weirdo wearing what looks like black sleuthing attire and goggles. "Can I help you people?
"Hey there sir! My name is Hunter Spector and I am the main man of the Academy of Really Good Ghost Hunters! Also known as, ARGGH! We're here because of a ghost that's been living in your home!"
Peter has no idea what the heck is going on. "What the hell are you talkin' about boy?"
"Word is that your home is haunted and we're here to find us the ghost!" said Hunter.
Peter then gets a message from his phone. "Oh, really now. Well, I assure you that this ghost is not a threat and is more than a friend and fellow family member."
Then the upstairs windows start to bang open and close multiple times and they all look to the house and see the windows. "What the heck was that?!" asked Allan Veranger.
"Could be her, and I wouldn't even try and come in, things could get bad for you dorks" replied Peter. He then steps aside and lets them through. "But, you're welcome to try."
"Good choice sir!" Hunter Spector and the camera crew step in and they look around the house. "The coast looks clear and there seems to be no sign of the ghost!" Then his tracker spikes. "Whoa! We got something!" then his tracker fries and breaks. "Well, that can't be good."
They then hear some guitar strumming and a melodious tune. "Are you alone in here sir?" asked Allan Veranger as he looks around.
"Yup, all my kids are off having their own fun before school begins and it's just me and the ghost I come to know and love so much" replied Peter Sharp with a chuckle.
This confuses Hunter. "I'm sorry, but did you just say love?" Then a bluish mist comes to them and it gets cold. "Whoa! This is ….. This is kinda new! What the heck?!"
Then they see the coffee table and couch start to shake and shutter, then the TV turns on to different channels of rock and roll shows. "Looks like my paranormal friend is not feeling so stoked with the presence of a bunch of annoying wannabee ghost investigators" replied Peter.
"Sir I am a professional and we can handle this" said Hunter.
"Can you now?" They turn around and see the ghost, wearing a rocker-like attire, pale skin, an electric guitar and flaming hair. "Let's see if you dorks can manage a ghost whose got an affinity to be called, a Royal Defender!"
Hunter and the crew are shocked to hear this. "Wait what?!"
"You heard my lover." They turn around and see Peter's eyes glow red and his head is now a burning skull. "She's a ghost who is a Royal Defender, and let's just say I sold my soul years ago and sure as hell I ain't ever gonna get that back. Welcome to the home of the Sharp's fools."
They back up and see the door close behind them. "What the hell is this?!" said Allan Veranger.
"A damn good thing we got friends all over town who know how to warn us about anything stupid or annoying coming into our unified town and you dorks are one of em" said Peter.
Then Hunter recalls that pale girl. "No! She …. She warned them! Why?!"
Ember slowly walks towards them with her eyes glowing fiery blue. "Because we don't take kindly to those who just wanna make things into their little dumb show of fake garbage! A real ghost investigator would learn to speak and listen to the ghost and then figure out why they're lingering here and then help them find peace! Trying to capture them is almost as racist and rude!"
"I've seen better ghost experts from Leon and Sergei, Ghost Labs and heck, even those Fenton's and they're weird ghost containment stupidity which I do find very odd" replied Peter Sharp.
Hunter then points his ghost catcher at them. "Freeze! I have this and I'm not afraid to use it!" Then something takes the device away and tosses it aside.
They see in front of them is a ghost that looks like an older version of Lucy. "You're dumb and fake ghost hunting gear is truly offensive, and to the fact you wish to be a ghost hunter is the dumbest thing in the world. You are not the law, the real law is understanding the paranormal and learning what's wrong with their life in the world of the living and why they refuse to travel to the world of the afterlife."
Peter chuckles. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the great grandmother of the Loud Family, Harriet Willard."
"B-But …. Aren't all g=ghosts bad?" said Hunter in fear, as he and his crew back up against the door.
Harriet makes her advance on them. "Not all beings of the ethereal are dubbed vile and insidious, but it seems that within every human is an annoying piece of garbage who can't think about what they're doing and you sir are just down right obnoxious and this dream of being a ghost hunter is just too cheesy."
Ember then sees Gyro walking out of the shadows. "I think it's about time we showed them what a true evil spirit looks like, shall we?" They all nod and back away.
Gyro then does an incantation and he opens up a portal. "Straight from the Philippines retards!"
Stepping out of the portal is this woman in white and with long black hair. They're shocked to see this person. "ARGGH, say hello to a classic ghost who defies unruly humans to the lands of those who own it, and also a spirit who is the Philippine symbol of death and the meaning of fear. The White Lady!"
The ghost looks to them and screams, she then opens her mouth wide and her eyes turn blood shot red and blood pours out of her mouth and she goes after Hunter and his crew. They scream in horror and the main door opens and they look around and see that they're outside.
They also see all of the Royal Defenders, Mayor Davis and Sienna Khan looking at them, they even see the Frost Wyrm from Luna Frost hissing at them in anger. "Looks like some people just don't know when to stop snooping around a peaceful town and leave it be to their own business" said Mayor Davis.
"We kept your manager from knowing this town's information and the things that have been happening for a good reason and it looks like you all know why and so do you're viewers" said Sienna Khan, because the cameras were still rolling.
Lincoln scoffs. "And to think that I was once a fan of the show, well now I'm not and thank goodness for that!" Even Jordan and Linka agree. Linka did watch the same thing in the gender bent world, well the gender bent version of ARGGH! And it's host Huntress Spectra.
They then see Gyro, Peter and Ember walk out of the house. "Ya'll are tresspassin' and I think you boys should leave, before the whole dang town and almost the law and the realms comes bearing down on ya'll like Hurricane Katrina!" said Peter Sharp.
They all scramble to get up and head back to their vans. "Sir, when we get back to the studio, we quit!" said the Camera crew.
"I am so going to want a one week vacation from this!" yelled Hunter Spector.
They then drive off, and they all sigh in relief. "What happened here, is bound to stop them from coming back and disturbing the peace" said Mayor Davis.
"Let's make sure it stays that way, the whole world is not fully ready for the population of unity yet" said Martin. "That'll be a long, long time to get to."
"Let's make sure they left the town." Victor takes off as a bolt of electricity in the power lines, Jack Cyber turns into a helicopter and Martin takes off in his Tech Sector suit, alongside Penny and they head off to see if the crew of ARGGH! Have left their home.
Gyro then looks to the white lady ghost. "Thank you, now you may return back to haunting the mansion in Manila." The ghost nods and she heads back to the portal, but she does look back and she grins wickedly to Neil, Leon and Sergei, and then she goes back to her home and the portal closes.
They know who she is, she's the white lady they dealt with last year! Leon faints from this and Neil is jaws dropped from seeing her. Sergei however. "Well, this day has been made for me."
Everyone else heads off back to their own business. "Well, we made this day better that we thought" said Peter, he then looks to Luna, Sam, Sunset and the Spellman's. "So, has True Damage arrived yet?"
"Not yet, we were wondering if you guys would like to come with us now and see the guys come to our home" said Luna.
"Then let's get going" replied Ember. She and Peter join Luna, Sam and the others on the Frost Wyrms back. Gyro turns into a raven and follows them.
"Everyone hang on tight!" said Luna. They then take off and head for Spellman Estate. Luna then looks to the raven flying by their side. "Gyro! Who the heck is True Damage again?"
"No spoilers! Just be patient!" replied the Raven.
(Spellman Estate.)
They soon arrive back to the home of the Spellman's and see a group of five people are waiting for them and this group shocks them, because they know who they are. They land down and go towards them. "No way!"
What is True Damage? Or better yet, who are True Damage?
Ekko, the Boy who Shattered Time. Qiyana, the Empress of the Elements. Yasuo, the Unforgiven. Akali, the Rogue Assassin. Senna, the Redeemer and her lover, Lucian, the Purifier. And together, they are True Damage! (Except for Lucian, he's just there to keep an eye on his beloved.)
Luna, Sam, Lincoln, Linka, Jordan, Sunset, Neil and the others look to Gyro. Gyro snickers. "So, you guys ready to make their song sound like as if they are truly giants?"
They look to the band from League of Legends walking towards them. "Oh, this is gonna be one awesome day for all of us!" They then go towards the band and interact with them, they had a song to make and it is gonna sound giant for sure!
(Skip, Nighttime at the Tower of Karazhan.)
Gyro comes into his study and he puts his cloak away. "Well, now all we have to do tomorrow is see if they're song will be heard and how many will like it."
Gyro looks around his study. "Well, looks like Mina did well in keeping my place tidy, I should thank Bill Cipher for having her do this. Now, time to get some slee….." Gyro stops and he looks around. "Who said that?"
Gyro looks around and hears an incantation, he then sees a some runic symbols float in front of him and then create this bluish portal where the voice is coming from. "What in the ten hells is this shit?"
He then hears the voice again, and it sounded ghost-like and familiar. 'Harriet Willard? What?' He listens closely to her words. 'This sounds like an unbinding spell, but why would she wish to be unbound to the Loud House?'
Gyro then recites the incantation to reverse the binding from the ghost on the other side, and soon enough the portal closes. "Something is wrong." He then grabs his cloak and he picks up the lingering remnants of the energy from the portal and he makes a new one. "Let's see what we got here!" He turns into a raven and flies through, and the portal closes.
Pyrrha comes into the study. "Guardian? Guardian? Huh, I thought I heard him in here." She then leave the room and closes the door.
(Some other dimension or parallel world.)
A small portal is made in the sky and Gyro in his raven form flies out and he sits onto a fence and looks to the house. 'Hmm, another Loud House, which means this is another world based off of ours and I can sense the presence of a ghost within, a ghost I seem to recognize all too well.'
He then looks around and he sees the Purple Ferrari Italia, and the lack of many things from the usual messy look of the Loud House. 'Something must've happened, I will have to come back here next time.'
He then takes off and heads for the portal he made and it disappears, but Gyro left behind a rune on the fence, the rune has the symbol of the Kirin'Tor and it fades into the fence, marking this world for Gyro to return soon.
To be continued …..
A/N: Not much of a fan of fake ghost hunters, and I thought it would be a good idea to finally bring the League of Legends crew known as "True Damage" into the story for their song to make. Also, anyone know where Gyro went to? Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Hint: One of my stories, chapter 21.
Date made: 8/4/20.