Spells and Louds
Chapter 535: The songs for the first month of the year.
( Spellman Estate.)
We now go to the music recording room of the Spellman home, and the band are checking on the instruments for the big song recording session. Luna, Sam, Sully, Mazzy and Sunset Shimmer.
The ones handling the recording table are Michelle Lewis and Linka. Neil had the table modified with some new technical adjustments for the table.
The ones going through the lyrics sheets and trying to see how they can make their voices work for the songs. Neil, Leon, Sergei, Peter and Peter.
And watching them perform, are Lincoln, Jordan, Simon, Loona and…… Octavia Goetia, the daughter of Stolas and Stella of the Goetia Royal Family.
Octavia looks around at everyone preparing for the songs to perform. "You know, this place is a superior and royal looking estate seems a bit like my home, but has a much tolerable inside. I like this place."
They all don't know what to say about that. "If this has something to do with your parents, then the issue is that we don't know what to say or how to respond to any of that" said Sergei.
Loona smirks. "Octavia just likes the way the place looks."
"She's not wrong" said Octavia. "My place is a palace and has a lot of stuff, but doesn't seem to have this place. I think I can get used to coming by, from time to time."
Lincoln chuckles. "Well, we are going to make some songs that could be of an interest to you, but the songs are mostly from video games, so we don't know what you might think of them."
Octavia smiles. "Whatever works kid." she ruffles his hair. "Now, let's get this over with. I wanna see what you guys can do."
Luna then gets her axe ready. "Alright, so let's do this thing. The first two songs are from Simon, which he kinda have us the idea, and the second part is the lyrics idea from Lincoln. We're gonna need Dad and Peter for the first one."
Neil and Peter Sharp walk into the recording area with the band and they setup their headsets and stand by. Michelle gives them the thumbs up and they all get ready.
"This should be interesting" replied Octavia.
And they start.
Neil and Peter: Here I stand, don't know why, don't know where. Nothing to my name but my stained underwear. Nonetheless, still got swag, check out my hair. Can you spare some 5.56? Like hell I'll share!
Neil: Ammo don't grow on trees, son. Neither does victory. But you know what does?
Nuts!
Neil and Peter: This Island's bout to light up. I'll be walkin' through the fire. From friendly conversation. Into a battle of survivors.
Pray that you ain't scared of heights. Neil: 3, 2, 1, JUMP!
Neil and Peter: Like angels stripped of wings. Forsaken, fallen from the sky.
To burn in Hell on Earth. Our quest to scavenge and survive.
This revolver's all I've got so keep an eye out for rifles. I'll stock up on .45.
Where's the squad? Swear to god. We gotta rendezvous, we'll take a Dacia for a drive.
Fire up the whip, take a ride to town. Just like Stevie Wonder, gotta get the Higher Ground.
Except we're never blind, we've got eyes around. Peter: Fight with pride, don't go hiding now.
Neil: We're just going prone. You mean lying down.
Neil and Peter: I hear victory calling, I follow the sound. The last man to stand, will be me on these Battlegrounds.
My conquest will start with Pochinki. Traverse mountaintops, someone king me.
Hope you got good guns behind those doors. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Peter: Time to hit the road bros yo, this zone is closing. Neil: Wait a sec I need a piece of inconspicuous clothing.
Peter: Put the clothes on hold, shots fired due west. Enemy bearing 250, Neil: wait is that right or left?
Medkit! Been hit! Is it bad? Peter: Don't look! I'll patch you up, brother. Cuz this ain't the worst we've been shook.
Neil: I deflected half the flak that I took. Peter: I guess you can do more with a pan than cook.
We're in the middle of the ring, sick, we can just kick it. Neil: Popping painkiller pills, shit, I think I'm addicted.
Peter: Hey that place looks vacant, I think that I'll raid it. Neil: Grab me some camo pants, I can't fight naked.
Neil and Peter: Peel your eyes, for mortar strikes from skies above. Better hide, if you're outside, you're kinda dumb.
If there's a drop, and it's nearby, you bet I'll come. So get your bearings cuz it's time to run.
(Guitar Solo!)
Make sure the tank's full, we'll be going far. I call shotgun! Would you rather have a scar?
Wasn't talkin' bout the weapon, I was talkin' bout the car. We look like bums, but we reign like czars.
We call it Pub-G, but we raise the bar.
I hear victory calling. I follow the sound. The last man to stand, Will be me on these Battlegrounds.
My conquest will start with Pochinki. Traverse mountaintops, someone king me.
Hope you got good guns behind those doors. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
As soon the song ends, they all high five. Michelle and Linka stop the recording. "That was kinda intense, and awesome!" said Linka.
"Wow! Now that was better than I thought" said Simon. "And each of the lyrics made so much sense to what I played."
"The game may have rage quit conflicts, but that was pretty sick" said Jordan.
Lincoln looks to Octavia. "So, how was that beat?"
Octavia smirks. "It was good, I liked it. But, I wanna see what you lot have next. Also, the way they sing it, looked like they had a lot of fun."
Loona smirks. "Via here can be quite the judgey type, at times."
Octavia smirks. "Even when I'm not feeling the moody Goth style demeanor I have, I can be judgey to anything, almost anything."
"We should start up with the next one. that was pretty intense" said Michelle. "So, the guys in there stay, and the ones to join them are Sergei, Leon and Gwen." They head inside and recall their parts.
"So glad I can speak the Spanish parts" replied Sergei. "Let's do this shit!"
Michelle hits record and the band begins, Sam has an acoustic ready and she lends Peter her bass.
[Luna and Gwen] Sé la locura. Todos tenemos un poco. Así es la vida. Porque me gusta vivir loco. Lo que puedes solo. No esperes a otro. Se me prendió el foco.
[Neil] Go now, jump out and float down. Roll into Pecado, now we'll throw down.
Like a tumbleweed, you'll get rattled, blown 'round. Yo dibs on that M4 with no doubt.
Then I pick it up and shit - it's got no rounds. So till I've found some more, I'll hold out.
Cuz you know how this showdown will go down. I'll mow down this whole town 'til you're found.
Scope out the low ground, reload – pow! Another foe down, crown me king of the whole mountain.
With no sound, I got a silenced gun. Time to run, airstrike, get inside and duck.
Then I'll be kickin' up dust in this old pickup. Cuz when I'm dealt a bad hand, no I won't get trumped.
I'll bust down the walls y'all put up around me. Then grab you by the balls, fuck your boundaries.
[Luna and Gwen] La locura - todos tenemos un poco. You know I like to live my life a little loco.
Lo que puedes solo, no esperes a otro. You know I like to live my life a little loco.
[Peter Sharp] You know my life's a little loco. Sneakin' around the map I need to keep a low pro-fo.
Thinkin' about the fact that you keep shootin' like a bozo. Try to win but no no! You can not get the cena de pollo.
Bust it wide open I ain't talkin' about a six pack. We can shoot the breeze but I ain't talkin' about a chit chat.
My bullets fly through the wind and right into ya window. I'm sayin' "Las palabras se las lleva el viento."
Hop in the Uaz mi gente, we drivin'. Olly olly oxen free, why they hidin'?
Come to the open in a spot where I can see ya. Cause I'm shootin' in the sky from the bottom of La Bendita.
Yeah, I'm 'bout that life, I'm 'bout to smack you with a frying pan. I wanna bring you back to life so you can die again.
To the lobby, try again, you got a little cocky. When all you shoulda did was sé humilde, siéntate!
[Luna and Gwen] La locura - todos tenemos un poco. You know I like to live my life a little loco.
Lo que puedes solo, no esperes a otro. You know I like to live my life a little loco.
[Leon] My boots hit the ground, I'm takin' you down.
Now I'm wearin' your vest and I'm cleanin' you out.
Hola como esta. Tomar una siesta. Me llamo Thick44, I got a level 3 cock.
I'm a heavyweight. I decimate. You'll never see me hesitate. I smack you with the back of my pan, now you're a paperweight.
A human piñata, Up in Minas De Plata. Try to run from me, I'll dome you all the way from Impala.
Son, you better call a doctor, disrespect me and I'll knock ya. Got your whole squad shakin', like a couple of maracas.
And just like Supercuts we got some bad hombres. Some nasty banditos we'll leave you dead in the valle.
Arrow through the heart like Valentine's Day. And even though we got beef we're havin' chicken for an entrée.
So don't mistake us. This isn't an oasis. Our gameplay is legendary, yours is kinda heinous.
And I don't know how to say this. But your shots are pretty aimless.
I'll snipe you with my M24 and leave you brainless. And I can make you famous.
Clip you on a top kill playlist. If you don't know who I am. Go ask YouTube what my name is.
[Luna and Gwen] La locura - todos tenemos un poco.
You know I like to live my life a little loco.
Lo que puedes solo, no esperes a otro. You know I like to live my life a little loco.
[Sergei] Yo, tres dos, uno, abro el paracas.
Contemplo todo el mapa.
Comienza el espectáculo pues pillen su butaca. Pues nada no encuentro más que desierto.
Rondando con la idea en la cabeza de dejar a todos Muertos. Menos mal. Que voy con la actitud.
Yo solo encuentro ballesta y los demás a full de loot. Se caput, no soy yo, eres tú. (Ah ha hay!) De todo los caen soy el pringado que ha pillado el nuevo bug.
Por eso juego y cuando vicio voy to loco. Me gusta matar campear me sabe a poco.
Escuche parce así es mi modo. Me bajo a una squad me quedo solo Porque. Soy peor que Pablo cuando dice plata o plomo.
No me des explacaciones. Me gusta pitar montrado en el carro mientras cruzo los leones. (Leones!)
Bailando una ranchera y a la hacienda del patron. Con la SCAR y la M4 me hago rey de la mansion.
[Luna and Gwen] La locura - todos tenemos un poco.
You know I like to live my life a little loco.
Lo que puedes solo, no esperes a otro. You know I like to live my life a little loco.
Michelle and Linka hit stop and the others look to each other and high five and fist bump at what they just did. "Now that is an epic song guys!" said Mazzy. "Good job on the spanish part Sergei!"
Sergei takes a bow as they all clap. "Thank you. Thank you. I know my spanish as I recall when Leon and I went to Mexico and got chased by rebels."
Leon sighs. "Dude, do not remind me of that one, too much memories.
"Well, that was awesome! I am pumped, what the hell is next yo?!" said Neil.
Luna chuckles. "Someone wants to go do the next song, and good thing he's needed for the song too. We're gonna need only Dad and the two uncles in here, no one else."
Gwen and Peter Sharp walk out of the recording area and let them take the spot. "This should be good" said Peter Harris.
"I don't really know Spanish, but that was impressive" said Octavia.
"The next song is gonna be, kinda brutal" said Lincoln.
Michelle and Linka then begin the next recording session and it begins, with a drum beat.
Leon: Hunters, we have recruited the most reputed weighty weaponed warriors, to protect the planet from impending doom!
Neil: Ahem, excuse me, I'm new here, how do you do this? My swords too big, it's a burden to move.
Is this normal? I'm getting awful blisters. Ouch, why does my sidekick have paws and whiskers?
I never was much of a hunter. Don't want any fresh air, much less a sunburn.
But I just heard pests are in excessive numbers. Except they're not vermin, they're all monsters.
Now the fifth fleet needs me to come tag in? I'd rather kick back, drink mead by the flagon.
I've never seen a beast, forget defeat elder dragons. My weapon's heavy, I bet that's why my feet have been dragging.
I'm no Frodo Baggins, already wanna go home. I feel like David fighting Goliath without any stones.
Agh! Close call but I dodged and rolled. I just saw that monster swallow another one whole. Oh no!
Leon and Sergei: With fearsome fangs and claws. I'll tear you limb from limb. To fight free from my jaws. You must unleash your beast within.
Neil: Yikes!
If I gotta do this, I gotta start small. Zorah Magdaros, that'll be the long haul.
Tracked down a Pukei-Pukei, felt bad for him though. When I cut his tail off, wailed on him, smashing his skull.
He had his back to the ropes, I loved the action so. I challenged a Ratholos, my ass was toast.
Carted off by my Palico, back to camp. Grabbed a lotion and a potion, and went back again.
I've been trekking with my weapon, guess I'm getting the hang of it. I built a bone hammer, you could say that I'm nailing it.
Plus a drum made of lightning 'cause I wanted to play with it. Rip out a monster collar bone and sharpen my blade with it.
I'm a proud hunter now, and I see the appeal. I get prepare in Astera before eating a meal.
I tend to ignore how little sympathy that I feel. Whenever executing a creature and hearing it squeal.
I wonder how many calories did I burn. Driving out the line of fire from a wyvern.
I wacked Anjanath in the face, he's limping away. I couldn't help giggling when I splintered his legs.
And then I'll let him decay after I get what I came for. Wait, maybe I'm getting a little carried away? No.
I'm here to take names and break necks. Oh shit, did I just wake up the apex? Yes!
Leon and Sergei: You've stirred my appetite. You sword will shatter on my skin. I'll hack and slash and bite. Will you unleash your beast within?
Neil: Come on scout flies, make proud guys. Find their hiding spot and I'll stomp out lives.
It's about time to climb up and mount spines. Smack 'em down, laugh out loud, while they writhe around dying.
It's the thrill of the hunt, still bubbling in my blood. I get a little pumped up when I kill 'em for fun.
And then I carve up their carcasses for parts. Their claws and jaws could make great armor – smart.
Just a few more scales, a carapace. A Great Jagras mane, a Girros fang.
Some Legiana plates, a Barroth scalp. Add Radobaan shell, all kinds of hides and pelts.
And then I'll tear the talons right out of your toes. Oh no, Anjanath I got your nose bone.
I get such a rush whenever I'm cutting 'em up. So make like Diablos, go back under the mud.
Because you're bigger but you're nowhere on my level though. You can choke on your tail, Deviljho.
Call me Kula-La Ku, I'm running circles on you. I take a Michael Jordan leap and treat your head like a hoop.
Now tell the Commission, I've picked up the addiction. 'Cause I'm ripping up monsters and I call it a living.
Don't matter if you're thick-skinned, quick, strong or limber. I'll hit ya where it hurts till I call out "Timber!"
Leon and Sergei: Have mercy on my soul. (Oh god Please!) I will surrender at your hands. (Just make it quick!)
Neil: I'll hunt you to your home. And slaughter all your monster friends.
(Maniacal Laugh.)
Leon: The heroic hunter has defeated the ferocious beings of the wild and restored peace and order-. Sergei: Please! Just kill me! Leon: Oh come on, someone please finish the job? Thank you!
They stop the recording and Neil smirks. "Monster Hunter. Damn, that is awesome. I did play the game ones, but that was years ago."
"Linka still plays it" said Sunset. "Played with her, and we both panicked."
"You were the one who suggested we go after the Rathalos and we almost lost" said Linka. She then calms down. "Okay, let's see what the last song is next. Which is about our Pokémon allies from the other world."
While they talk, Octavia is amused. "That was, well I am a fan of taxidermy."
Peter looks to her. "Really now? Well, maybe when you got time, I can bring you to this nice place in town where they do taxidermy on animals, and heck I got some in my office, now they might not be demonic animals, but they could be worth it. Heck, I got me a Graboid and Shrieker taxidermy in my office."
Jordan and Lincoln look to him. "Wait, what?"
Peter smirks. "Ya'll heard me."
"This just got kinda awkward and I know you might have wolves there as well" said Loona.
"Well, not just wolves, I got bears, deer, stag, raccoons, owls and…." Peter realizes and he looks to Octavia. "You know, maybe you shouldn't go to see my office."
Simon sighs. "Yeah, the best idea you got dad. I did go there once and I was kinda freaked out. I mean, I am okay with the fish mounted on the wall, everything else is a question for my inner thoughts to handle."
"The next time we go to hang out at your place, let's not go to his office and warn the others when school begins as well" said Lincoln.
Then they finish going through the song, and Neil does the song while Sergei walks out. "This should be good, and possibly for those who have been training Pokémon ever since the dawn of Pokémon ages past."
"I hope this song is good, let see where this Pokémon styled song goes" said Gwen. "Though, there are some songs that were made for the whole Pokémon genre since it was made in our world as a franchise."
"Not like this!" said Neil and Leon. "Hit it!" They then hit record and the song begins.
[Neil and Leon] Pokèmon GO!
[Neil] Stocked up on Pokèballs! No matter how large or small!
Cuz they can run and hide. The power that's inside.
Is gonna Catch'em All! Gotta Catch'em All!
I'm on the road again! Dust off my Pokèdex!
Take a step outside and travel far and wide. I'm gonna be the best.
That there ever was!
[Neil and Leon] The game is changing!
We all evolve!
I keep on playing.
Till I got'em all!
I wanna be the very best
Like no one else before!
With every fight and every catch.
I'll always hunt for more!
[Neil] Since I was a child. I never feared the wild!
I gotta stretch my legs to incubate these eggs! I've roamed around for miles!
Teach me and I'll teach you! Courage will pull us through!
You are the one I choose. Let me see your special moves!
Light up the incense catch it on the breeze! I'll make the Pokèmon come to me!
[Neil and Leon] The game is changing!
We all evolve!
I keep on playing.
Till I got'em all!
I wanna be the very best
Like no one else before!
With every fight and every catch.
I'll always hunt for more!
[Neil] I've been around since Generation One!
If you think that you can take me on!
I know every kind of Pokèmon!
Choose your types right or you'll be done!
I'm the king I've earned the crown. I'll Cut your Grass and Burn it down!
I can't be Shocked when I hold my Ground. My Fighters got you pound for pound.
Pick you Poison, stick around. I'll kick your Dragon off his cloud!
You like Rock? Just like Brock?Water oughta wash you out!
I'm laughing while you drown. Squashin' Bugs that prowl around.
You look like you've seen a Ghost! Just go back to Pallet Town!
Read my mind, Psychics! Your Flight types won't like this! I hope you brought your Ice picks!
I'll strike you like Lightning! My Dark side is frightening!
Better get back when my hat's on backwards. Everybody knows I'm a Pokèmon master!
I'm one of a kind call me Legendary. You don't wanna know how many Pokèballs I carry!
Flick of the wrist, hit and a miss. Ain't gonna quit till they're all on my list!
I don't lift weights, but I hit the Gym! I took this Gym from another kid named Tim!
Leon: "Pokèmon's for kids, you can't play this no more!" Neil: "I've been a Pokèmon master before you were even born!"
[Neil and Leon]
The game is changing!
We all evolve!
I keep on playing.
Till I got'em all!
I wanna be the very best.
Like no one else before!
With every fight and every catch.
I'll always hunt for more!
GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL! (x3)
With every fight, and every catch.
I'll always hunt for more!
Pokèmon GO!
With the song done and recorded, they all clap and cheer and Leon and Neil bow and then go over and high five the rest of the band. "Now that was god damn, heck of an awesome song!" said Neil.
Linka and Michelle begin processing the songs and are looking forward to them being sent out for others to hear, onto the CD's, hard drives and Sunset's YouTube channel, and also to be posted on the Luna-Tics YouTube channel.
But, they make sure the warning about the rage quitting and console breaking issues to the end of the PUBG songs, a little heads up on that one.
"This is gonna be awesome" said Linka. "Surely the Pokèmon one is gonna be the most heard, I know for sure."
"Not wrong sis" replied Lincoln. They all go over and cheer and clap with the ones who made the song for Pokèmon Go! Possible, because that was epic and awesome.
"Loved the part where you went fast and spoke all the types and breaking it down like a veteran to a youngin!" said Peter.
Loona looks to Octavia. "So, what do you think of this rowdy crew from above hell?"
Octavia smirks. "I think I'm gonna like coming here more often, they're not so bad, kinda like my dad."
Lincoln then thinks. ' I should let the other world version of me hear this, along with the rest of his friends, since Pokèmon do reside there.'
To be continued…..
A/N: These songs are some that I like to listen to, even though I don't play PUNG or even Monster Hunter World, but I do play Pokèmon Go! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Songs:
Last Man standing by JT Musics ft. Neebs Gaming for PUBG.
Loco by JT Musics ft. NerdOut, Neebs Gaming, Kronno Zomber & Andrea Kaden for PUBG.
Beast Within by JT Musics for Monster Hunter World.
Gotta Catch'em all! By JT Musics for Pokèmon Go!
Date made: 12/14/20.