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"Uzumaki Naruto! You complete and utter fool!"

Naruto Uzumaki was a boy of average japanese school boy height, about 166cm in height, with a lean muscled build that he currently showed off with an slightly unbuttoned white shirt, wearing an open black middle school uniform and a black headband to hold back his golden spiked hair. He had an annoyed look in his blue eyes as he was confronted with an angry shout. His hair, despite being Japanese, was naturally blond unlike the normal black or brown, and his eyes were blue, unlike the natural Japanese brown or hazel. His looks were unique enough that many assumed that simply by looks, he was a delinquent.

Then there were the three whisker marks on each cheek that he possessed.

"Ooooh, Iruka's mad."

"Of course I'm mad!"

Iruka, on the other hand, looked the part of a Japanese business man, down to the very last detail other than a scar that went over his nose. He had a deeper skin color than Naruto's peach skin, with brown hair and dark brown eyes, as well as the fact he was dressed in a black business suit that was neat and proper, a complete contrast to Naruto's unruly appearance.

"Bleeeeeeeh, none of these schools are any good, so why should I take their entrance exams seriously." Naruto stuck his tongue out in distaste for the word that related to learning. He had zero interest in any school that didn't have a ton of renown students in it who were famous across Japan for their skills. He wanted to test all of his skills against the very best of the very best, he wanted to beat the best soccer players in soccer, the best martial artists in martial arts, the best kendo fighters in kendo. "None of those schools you picked sounds like that would be filled with geniuses to beat." Naruto spat on the ground.

"That's gross, don't do that."

"My apartment, Imma do it anyway." Naruto spat on the floor again.

Being told not to do something, made him want to do it all the more.

"Of all the traits to inherit from Kushina-sama, you inherited her personality."

"I also got her beautiful face, which makes me pretty handsome." Naruto laughed with a forced grin and he looked at his face in his cellphone's screen. He looked a lot like his father, who he had never met before, but he had his mother's face. "Anyway, it's not like you care what happens to me anyway... it's just your job." Naruto became slightly more serious and distrustful towards Iruka, who sighed and rubbed the top of his head.

He wasn't completely wrong.

"I know I was an intern when I worked for your father's company, but I was still tasked with the job of making sure that you grow into a man who will take your father's company even higher than it was under him... just like he made it better when he inherited it from his father, and he his father before him." Iruka stated with a sigh.

The job of looking after Naruto's wellbeing had fallen to him when the person who had been doing it before, had fallen ill and decided to spend his remaining time with his family. As a younger member of the company, naturally many believed the more narrow gap between their ages would allow them to see eye to eye.

Of course, nobody told him that Naruto was more like his mother than his father.

How one of the world's greatest business geniuses fell in love with a delinquent like Kushina was a mystery to him, but their love gave birth to their son.

"Well then, find me a school that is interesting."

"I'm not finding you a school where you will just pick fights, and get expelled and... and... actually, I do have a school where you won't get expelled." Iruka blinked.

Naruto blinked, before he scoffed.

"It must be some rich kid school, no thanks."

"Yokai Academy actually, this was sent to the your father's old office and the board of directors believe that this school will be a good fit. You won't need to take an entrance exam, and the school sent a letter saying that even delinquents and trouble makers are allowed to fight amongst themselves." Iruka realized that there was a good school that he hadn't thought of before now. Of course, he couldn't find out any other information about the school other than it was apparently super secret and for the gifted. "It hosts many clubs where extremely talented-"

"-and I'm in!"

He was game for Yokai Academy.

-Flashback End-

"-and that is how I found myself going to Yokai Academy, apparently it's a super secret school filled with talented people to beat up." Naruto stated to the bus driver that was taking him to the school he was going to be attending, a super creepy man with a cigar and his eyes not visible. Naruto was fine with creepy people for the most part, when he was excited for things he wanted to do at least. "Yeah, I can't wait to crack some skulls." Naruto pounded his fist into his palm with visible excitement on his face.

"Heheheheh, be careful son, Yokai Academy is a super scary place."

"Oh, I'm counting on it, by the way, you're way creepy, so I doubt the school will be any scarier than you are!" Naruto laughed loudly at his own joke.

...

"You don't have many friends, do you son?"

Naruto shut up and sat back down in his seat, with a burning red face as that low blow hit him far harder than one would have expected. There were only a few students on the same bus as him, but the few students there were, were laughing a little. Naruto didn't have a comment for that, so he crossed his arms with puffed up cheeks.

"Can I sit here?"

Naruto blinked and looked at a girl, his age, who stood a good amount shorter than him, he would put her at 155cm tall. While most of the people on the bus looked rather normal, she looked... different to say the least. While he had refused to wear the school's uniform and opted for his normal clothes, she was much the same. She did wear the school's skirt, but she wore a long sleeved, loose white and black sweater with a baggy front pocket that was completely open at the shoulders held up by two black straps. She also wore white and purple striped stockings, stockings that matched her long and untamed purple hair.

Her eyes were blue though, just like his eyes.

While his eyes looked like the ocean, her eyes looked seemed to be tinted to look like a frozen ocean that had hints of other blues and purples.

"Woah..." Naruto whispered as he got lost in her eyes, and almost didn't notice her slim figure, or her well formed body in general. Not to mention her pale skin that looked like fresh snow, a stark contrast to his sun kissed peach skin. "Yeah... sure..." Naruto moved over to let her take the seat next to him.

She sat down, and she turned her head to look at him.

She just stared for awhile, and he looked out the window when it got a little awkward for him. She awhile, she didn't say anything and just stared at him.

"Is it true?"

"Huh!?" Naruto was startled when she talked out of nowhere, and after he finally got comfortable with the silence. "Is what true?" Naruto asked her as he shook his head, and she leaned closer to him, so that she was staring even more into his eyes than before.

"Do you not have friends?" She asked him.

"I mean, I wouldn't say I don't..." Naruto glanced into her eyes, and she seemed to never blink, to the point that he felt a little awkward lying to her. "Well... it's not my fault! Just because I don't look like the normal Japanese person, people avoid me all the time, and bullies always wanted to fight me. Of course, it's totally not my fault I don't have friends, people who can't understand what it's like to be lonely, they just don't get it." Naruto crossed his arms and puffed out his chest.

Even if he felt uncomfortable lying to her while she gazed into his eyes, he refused to take blame for any part of him not having friends. He blamed people around him for not understanding his point of view, or trying to understand it.

"So you're lonely too, that's cool, you're like me." She said as she smiled a little and leaned back into a normal position, but she kept staring at him.

She seemed to like his answer.

'Why the hell did I answer that question? Her stare was so fucking intense... but her eyes are super pretty, like clear orbs of ice.' Naruto took a glance back at her eyes, before he glanced down at her body for a split second, and brought his gaze back to her eyes. "Don't think that I share this stuff with just anyone, it's just because you're a little cute is all!" Naruto crossed his arms and loudly stated with a prideful smirk.

The girl just stared at him.

"You suck at lying, your eyes are really honest. It's okay, I don't understand friendship or stuff like that. You know, for a guy who talks tough... you're pretty cute." She stated as she examined his face and body, though he was actually very modest about how he dressed. He didn't show off his muscles, other than his pecs for the most part. "It's okay, we're kindred spirits, who know what it's like to be all alone... I really like you... can I call you Naruto?" She asked with with a little bit of pink on her cheeks.

Why the hell were her cheeks pink?

"I mean, sure, it's my name after all ya know."

...

"Shoot, damnit... it came out again." Naruto covered and uncovered his mouth. The girl tilted her head in confusion.

"It came out again?"

"Sorry, whenever I get embarrassed or excited, my verbal tic will show up is all. I got it from my mother ya know." Naruto's face went a shade of red deeper when he realized that this girl talking to him so much was making him excited, and it was showing in his speech in a audible way. Now, because of those chilling eyes of her, he had even revealed the origin of his verbal tic.

She giggled a little.

"It's cute too, I like it. I'm Mizore Shirayuki... you can call me whatever you want though, I would prefer snow angel or sweetie." Mizore introduced herself to him, giving him a name to call her.

She still hadn't... okay, she finally blinked, but she didn't look away from him as she just gazed at his face, waiting for his response.

"It's not cute... it's hereditary, and boy's shouldn't be cute, we should be manly."

"You're very handsome, which is why I called you cute... and your verbal thing is cute, I like it, and I like you too. You understand me."

Naruto was paused at that for a moment.

"Well... then I guess it's fine this time... Mizore ya know." Naruto stated her name, her given name, as he quickly looked away from her. She took her sucker out of her mouth and smiled at him, nodding her name as if she was taste testing his voice saying her name in her head.

She still didn't look away from him.

"I like you a lot."

"... You're super weird... but I don't hate it ya know."

"Are you embarrassed or excited right now?" Mizore tried to look into Naruto's eyes, in order to figure out what he was feeling, but he kept them firmly closed and turned away so she couldn't read his face either. He even puffed his cheeks out all the way so that nothing would give him away.

Both.

He was extremely excited and embarrassed.

It was a good feeling.

Chapter End!
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This story uses the Naruto from Kishimoto's "Shippu! Konoha Gakuen Den!"