Hello everyone! Welcome to my new fic! Disclaimer I do not own most of the things you're about to read!

It's basically a rebooted version of I will protect.

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My English be bad but you can definitely pick out the story. (fuck fanfiction! my edits and spaces aren't showing up!)

Before we start I would like to say thank you, this means a lot to me. Due to life being just the worst I'm almost homeless. With this maybe I can at least do something.

Chapter one

Ras Al ghul sighed as he sipped his wine, his problems weighing heavily on his mind. All he wanted was a son, a son! Was that so much to ask for! He had achieved everything he had wanted, every single goal he had achieved. Now it was time to pass on his name to his would be heir and son. But fate had fucked him over and given him a daughter. He loved Talia don't get him wrong but he wanted a son, someone to carry his blood for years to come!

But alas…

When he first found out he was having a baby girl, he didn't know what to think. He thought he could handle it but upon seeing her in front of him he just…just shut down. He just walked out of the room and never looked back. He kept on walking…moving his body on autopilot as he did so. Somehow, he found himself at a random bar in Paris wearing an expensive black suit with a red undershirt. How the hell he found himself in Paris could be anyone's guess but he was just too depressed to care.

Fate had robbed him…

"Oh my, a man drinking wine?" A voice said as a figure took a seat next to him at the bar.

Ras glanced at the woman next to him. she was beautiful, extremely so. She was dressed in a red dress that hugged her figure tightly and accented her breasts. Long curly blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes and beautiful red lips that were pulled back in a teasing smile.

She was a literal goddess…

"I simply enjoy the taste…" he muttered as the woman laughed, her laugh bring a drop of joy into his dried up desert of a heart.

"Don't we all," She said, her blue eyes sparkling with mischief. "That flower," she pointed at the flower he didn't even notice he put on the breast pocket of his suit. "That is very rare and can not be found in these parts, it's exclusive to the Himalayas. Now what's a man like you doing with it and how did you get your grumpy little hands on it?" She had a playful glare on her face as she asked the question.

The flower, a purple little thing really. Can only be found in one place in the world, on his fucking doorstep. And very few people can recognize it.

"I bought it off a street vender in New York," he lied smoothly.

"New York, huh?" The woman said with a playful smile. "That's a long way from home, poor little guy."

"You like flowers, miss…"

"Demeter," The now named Demeter said as she looked at him intensely.

"Like the goddess?" He asked, not sure why her playful nature suddenly turned…hustle.

"You a mortal?"

Weird question…

"Yes?"

"You have a name, mortal?" She was staring at him so intensely it was actually scaring him of all people.

"Ras Al ghul," He could have easily come up with a fake name but he didn't want to disappoint her.

"What a nice name!" And she was back to her cheerful self. "So Ras, what brings you to the city of love?"

"My love life has been…lacking and I thought being in the city of love would fix that." Ras said as he sipped his wine.

"And how is that working out for you?" Demeter asked with a head tilt.

"Not well, not well at all." Ras said as she laughed.

"oh so sad, maybe you might get lucky tonight!"

"I hope so to,"

….

Ras had the best time of his life, the past four months were great. That is, until she up and left. He'd all but looked everywhere, not being able to find her. Soon he just gave up, going back to his old life.

That is until nine months later he received a basket…

Hermes-

Hermes the messenger god stared at the snowy mountains with a confused look on his face.

Was this the right address?

With a large basket in hand, the Olympian god marched through the strong winds. The cold and strong winds didn't bother him on account of him being a fucking god! The address wasn't very specific his aunt just said it was in the Himalayas. Looking around, he couldn't see anything related to some sort of civilization living area.

"You know what fucked it!" With growl, a green aura covered him and he begun to move. Really fucking fast. He was but a blur as he zoomed around, searching every single bit of that mountain.

Until Finally…

Ras was on his desk doing some paperwork when one of the guards burst in.

"Sir, something just attacked the base." The guard said as she stood at attention.

"And just what is something?" Ras asked just as a man in a blue business suit walked in. Funny thing though, he was holding a basket.

"That would be me," The man said. He was tall, well built with black hair and blue eyes. "Now sleep," the man waved his hands and all the hidden guards in the room slumped to the ground.

"Are you Ras Al ghul?" The man asked.

"Yes and you are?" Ras asked as the man sighed, put his basket down on the desk and pulled up a chair from thin air and sat on it. Now Ras had seen a lot of things in his time, one of them being so called magician that actually just pulled slight of hand tricks. But this man just pulled an office chair out of nowhere.

"This is for you," the man gestured to the basket. "A little something from my aunt Demeter."

Demeter?

Ras slowly went for the basket, he opened the top and the was bundle of blue blankets. He gently pulled the blankets down and revealed…baby. Head full of blonde hair and sleeping peacefully.

Ras's heart almost skipped a beat. This was he's…

But was it a…

"It's a boy," The man answered swiftly. "His asleep so we have some time to talk."

"Y-yes I have questions," Ras said softly as he stared at his sleeping son.

His son...

That felt good to say.

"So you're the leader of a league of assassins? Hermes asked with a raised eyebrow. "She sure knows how to pick them."

"Yes I am, but how did you know that?" Ras asked, his gaze still on his sleeping son.

"I can read minds," Hermes replied easily. "Most mortals are easy to read accept demigods those be really fucking hard."

"Yes mind reading. You're a man of many skills Mr…"

"Thieves, Hermes god of thieves."

"Hermes, as in the god?" Ras said as he looked up.

"Yep,"

….

Ras could not help but raise an eyebrow at what the god was saying. Most of the gods existed in the world and they usually came down and had babies with mortals. These babies were called, Demigods!

Demigods were strong not as strong as their parents but still above average. His son, heir to the league of Shadows would do great things.

"Let me stop you right there," Hermes said as he stood up. "I can see it your eyes you think your kid is gonna do great things don't you? News flash buddy, only fighting gods get to have strong kids. Yeah sure he's gonna be strong but not Heracles strong. I mean when have you ever heard of child of Demeter defeating some world ending threat. It just doesn't work that way."

"He is my son he will do great things," Ras's voice held conviction.

"Yeah I'm sure the name Breadcrumbs Jr the 3rd will be written in the history books along side the likes of Heracles."

Hermes laughed as Ras grit his teeth, that damned woman named his son Breadcrumbs Jr the 3rd. Who does that! What's even worse is that Breadcrumbs Jr the 3rd is the 3rd that means there is a second and first out there…somewhere. "Look I gotta go, I hope I've answered all the questions you had. Remember when he is old enough make sure you take him to camp half blood."

"Yes of course…"

"I get the feeling your didn't listen to that last part." Hermes said blankly as he stared Ras.

"Don't you have pleases to be…messenger god?" Ras said as he tilted his head to the side.

"...I hate you," Hermes muttered before he vanished in a flash of green.

"Fucking god, thinking he can seal my son's fate," Ras said as his guards stood to their feet. "Gather the entire league, my son is here!"

Also it seems that the god left before he could answer one question.

What the fuck were those on his son's cheeks? Whisker marks?

….

20 years later-

A blonde man stood in the middle of what appeared to be an arena. He was shirtless, showing his muscular upper body. For bottoms he wore white loss pants and his feet were bare. The man tightened the blind fold on his face as two figures dressed in all black slowly got on the stage.

The blonde got into a fighting stance as the figures approached him.

Ras stared at his son a distance away. Breadcrum-rather Naruto had grown up into a strong young man. He looked to the side of the arena were men stood with giant drums. He nodded and they begun to play the drums, loudly.

The figures attacked Naruto and his son easily blocked there attacks. At first Naruto was on the defense making sure to block all the attacks. The figures were skilled fighters and they easily rotated around Naruto. Soon the blonde begun going on the offense, throwing punches and kicks exactly were his opponents would be. The two figures jumped back as Naruto paused. Then a smug smirk crossed his face and he moved. Despite being blind folded Naruto easily found his opponent, the enemy throwing a punch which Naruto caught easily. He then pulled them in and punched them in the face, knocking them out. He let the body drop and just as a throwing star stuck itself into his exposed back, making him stumble. Naruto quickly moved to the side as more stars were thrown. He quickly stopped and pulled the star lodged in his back. More stars came and Naruto let them hit him.

His chest was pelted with Stars but the blonde let them. A second let he flung the Star as hard as he could. The Star hitting his opponent and sending them flying back. The Star would have killed them had it not been for the body armor they wore.

Ras raised his hand as the drumming stopped. He slowly walked over to the arena where his son stood. As he got close, Naruto sprang into action. Throwing punches that Ras easily blocked.

"Did I win?" Naruto asked as he stepped back. The cocky smirk on his face prof that blonde knew he won.

"What do you think?" Ras asked sarcastically. "You've improved son. But you still relay too much on your healing abilities."

"Nothings ever enough for you huh, old man." Naruto grumbled as he pulled out the Stars from his chest. The cuts and wounds instantly closing up. "I'll be in my room if a certain father wants to complement his son on a job well done."

Ras moved to the side as the grumbling blonde passed him by. Naruto was perfect, the perfect son he always dreamed of. But Naruto had one glaring flaw…

He was his mother's son.

Naruto shared Demeter's weird emotion changing habit. One moment his all happy and dumb then bum! Called blooded killer the next. The sudden of things just set him off!

Sighing, the old man looked to his retreating son with a small smile. Despite what Naruto thought, Ras cared and was proud of his son. He just didn't know how to express it. Even now his son still had on the blind fold.

After all, what kind of assassin wears his emotions on his sleeves. Ras narrowed his eyes at his son, said son did a little jig before he turned a corner.

Ras sighed.

That boy would be the death of him.

...

Many years later-

Ras Al ghul held two swords in hand as he stared at his opponent. Ras was fully geared and decked in crimson armor. Ready for a death battle.

His opponent was a man decked in full armor that bronze and black. The man wore a helmet that was bronze on one side and black on the other. He had one sword with him.

Ras charged swinging his swords to cut the man's head off. But the man easily blocked both swords with his one. Growling, Ras stepped back has his opponent went on the offense. The man swung his sword and Ras blocked with his two. With each swing the their blades clashed and Ras's old bones shook with pain. His opponent's hits were hard and Ras found himself being pushed back. His opponent had gained momentum and was swinging his sword so hard and fast that Ras's blades simply broke. Ras's hands fell to his sides as he dropped his broken blades. The man then stabbed Ras in the chest, making sure to push the entire blade in. This had the effect of bringing the two close to each other.

Ras stared into the mask of the man, he could see bright blue eyes behind it.

"My son, re-remember one thing!" Ras said as he spit out a glob of blood. "M-make sure…no one s-should ever…tell. Tha-that…Breadcrumbs Jr the 3rd is a real n-name. It's so fucking dumb, why would anyone even think-ack!

With that Ras croaked.

The masked man let the body fall to the ground as the guards picked it and took it away. He then took off his helmet, showing blue eyes and whisker like marks on his cheeks.

Naruto smiled sadly as someone hugged him from behind.

"The old man always said I would be the death of him." Naruto said as the person behind kissed his neck.

"Dear brother, this is the way of the league. There cannot exist two heads at a time, only one." The figure, a woman said as Naruto glanced back.

"Whatever you say sister, you're the smart one." Naruto said as his sister laughed.

His sister let him go and Naruto turned around to see her leave. Her gorgeous hips swaying side to side as she walked away. "Come brother, we have much to do! "

"Coming, Talia…"

Years later-

Olympus

Ares the god of war marched towards his brothers palace with a scowl on his face.

"Apollo!" He called as he kicked down the doors and barged in. "I need to-what the fuck are you wearing!"

Ares paused as he looked at his half-brother.

Apollo was dressed in a…Wonder woman costume and was posing in front of a full body mirror.

"Brother great timing, tell me how do I look?" Apollo said as he turned to his brother with a smirk and hands on his hips.

Ares stared at his brother, while the war god liked to lie he felt this time honesty, was the best policy.

"You wear it well, surprisingly." Ares nodded as Apollo did a spin.

"Thank you! Now why did you come here?"

"Yeah so I got this growth on ma dick and was wondering if you could check it out." Ares said as he went to take off his

pants.

"Yes before all that do you mind doing my lips?" Apollo said as he snapped his fingers a stick of purple lipstick appeared

in Ares's hand.

Ares glared at his brother for a moment before he spoke.

"Red would suit you better," he said as the lipstick turned red.

"Oh since when are you an expert in make up?" Apollo raised a delicate eyebrow as Ares approached.

"Aphrodite talks a lot and, I guess somethings just slipped in between the cracks." Yep the down side of dating the Love goddess was that the bitch just didn't stop talking. Plus she always made him do her make up whenever he was bit to rough. "So why the fancy getup, going on a date?"

"No comic-con. Now tell me what happened while you work." Apollo said as Ares gently grabbed his face and begun applying the lipstick.

"It all started when this moose-

…..

….

….

Naruto took in a deep. "Smells like nerds and geeks!" he said as he spread his hands. "Anime-con!"

A few people gave him funny looks but the blonde didn't care. With a smile on his face he marched forward. All around him people were dressed in different colorful costumes. Most were based on some kind of fictional character while others just made up their own characters. All in all it looked pretty cool.

"Hey man nice costume!" A few stormtroopers waved at him and the blonde waved back.

"What costume?" Naruto muttered as he looked himself over. He had on his bronze and black armor. Just without the helmet. The blonde had a job last night and it took way too long to finish. He didn't have time to go grab his costume so he just kinda winged it.

"Alright the broacher said the JoJo booth and stands should be on the north…" Naruto said as he pulled out a broacher from one of his pockets and buried his face in it. "So if I just walk north…"

And so the blonde did…

Without even looking where he was walking the blonde marched on. His armored figure making people move out of his

way.

That is, until he bumped into someone.

"Oh sorry I didn't see you there…" Naruto put down the broacher and was met face to face with a very…confusing sight.

"…princess Diana of the Amazons?"

...

Ares-

Ares was a god of war, that means he was built for war and conflict. But there was no war at the moment, no conflict that would satisfy him.

In short he had nothing better to do and just followed his half-brother to Anime- con. A bunch of geeks and nerds running around didn't get him fired up and he was about to leave. That is until his brother bumped into someone.

"…princess Diana of the Amazons?" The man said as he looked at Apollo in confusion. Honestly Ares didn't blame the guy, Apollo was Rocking that look. Long luscious blonde hair that fell to his shoulders, blue eyes, full red lips and dressed in a blue leotard with star spangled bottom. His gorgeous legs were in full view, well mostly. His thighs were, his feet were covered in knee high red and white boots. He had the golden lasso somehow sticking to his hips. All in all Apollo looked gorgeous…

"No worries ma man," Apollo said in his normal voice.

"…So I best be on my way," The man said with a nervous chuckle.

Ares narrowed his eyes at the nervous blonde. Unlike everyone else at this stupid place his costume looked genuine. Plus the man smelled of blood…

"Oh? where you headed handsome?" Apollo asked as the man took out a broacher.

"The JoJo stand," The man said as Apollo's eyes lit up.

"A brother who has seen the light!" Apollo exclaimed which of course earned him some shocked looks from so nerds that were leering at the blonde god.

Sorry nerds, she's a man.

"I-I don't care!"

Ares blinked at the nerds, it takes some serious balls to admit something like that in public so good on the nerd.

"I was just heading there, just now!" Apollo said excitedly. "I heard that if you get a certain sticker from all the JoJo stands then you might win a contest to meet Araki!"

"Holy shit! I didn't know that!" The blonde man said just as excitedly. "So…ah…ma'am?"

"Yes for tonight it is ma'am," Apollo nodded.

The man knelt down as if preparing to propose. "Would you be the Star Platinum to my part 3 Jotaro?"

What the fuck?

"Yes," Apollo squealed happily as the man stood up. The two hooked their arms and literally skipped away.

With a sigh, Ares looked around. Apollo and his new friend had left him all alone and he was bored.

"Look at that guy, typical Alpha male. What's he doing here? " A bunch of nerds a good distance away were pointing at him. "Dragon ball fan you think?

"Nah, looks more like JoJo bro!"

"I'm thinking Baki?"

"Oi nerds!" Ares barked as he glared at the nerds that jumped in fright. "I have some questions for ya!" The god of war marched over to the shaking nerds. A scary frown on his face as he towered over them.

"The fuck is Dragon ball, JoJo and baki?!"

The nerds blinked as they looked at each other. The one who seemed to be the leader stepped forward with his hand

raised.

"W-well sir…"

Tyche was an introvert, she knew this and she liked it that way. Most gods didn't like her for her, they just liked being around her cause it gave them good luck. So she hid herself, with books being her best friend. Soon it went on to television, then comic books, anime, manga and Tyche found herself a full blown Otaku! Her only other friend was Apollo, a fellow Otaku and Jobro! She planned on inviting him to come with her to Anime-con. This particular one was a special event that they was called Journey across America! For six months, Anime-con would go from city to city in America. It was so exciting! But Tyche was an introvert, she was so socially Awkward that she couldn't even have the guts to talk to

mare mortals! But thankfully she would have Apollo with her, the second most extrovert God she knew.

Number one was her dad, the god of travel.

Tyche went over to Apollo's, to ask her friend to come with her but to her horror and surprise Ares was already there. She quickly hid behind the door and listened in on there conversation. Apollo was going to Anime-con just like she was but Ares had a problem with his junk…something about a moose. The two then teleported away, making her pout. Apollo was her only friend…well there was someone else. But that cold bitch was more like a rival really.

…Come to think of it, Ares appearing when he did was just rotten luck for her.

Rotten Luck for the goddess of good luck?

This had Nemesis written all over it! That grumpy old bitch!

Thinking this will stop her!

Tyche quickly ran over to Apollo's wardrobe and begun picking out an outfit. Nemesis would not mess this up for her!

Naruto and Apollo had made there way over to the JoJo stand and had begun to buy as much merchandise as they could. It turned out the Sticker Apollo was referring to was supposed to be won in a contest. Only two tickets would be given out at each convention and one had to have attended all the cons to get all the tickets.

The contests varied, so each one would be different from the next.

"The blonde future knight and his girlfriend have won by default of awesomeness!"

Apollo blinked in confusion as he stared at the man handing them the stickers. That didn't seem…right? Honestly the god was prepared to fight his fellow nerds for the chance to see the great Araki. But good luck was good luck, who was he to…to-

Apollo's head snapped to the side, his godly eyes searching…

A sluty Batgirl yelped as his eyes landed on her. Apollo waved as said Batgirl slowly approached. His would be boyfriend seemed to notice him looking towards Batgirl.

"Is that a friend of yours?" he asked as Apollo nodded.

"Yep, Batgirl you made it!" Apollo said as Batgirl looked around nervously.

"Y-You left me!" Batgirl accused as she pointed a finger at him.

"I didn't think you would want to come!" Apollo was quick to defend himself. And it was true, he didn't think her introvert ass would want to show but she showed. Good on her. "Meet my new friend…oops I didn't ask your name."

"I didn't ask yours either," the man laughed. "The names Naruto."

"Mine's Apollo and my sluty Batgirl is…"

"Tyche," Batgirl muttered shyly. Apollo raised a brow at Tyche, she was definitely blushing behind her crawl. "N-Nice to meet you Adonis-I mean Naruto!"

"Tyche huh? Like the goddess of luck?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"T-the very same!"

"Guess it's thanks to you we got an easy win. High five!" Naruto raised his hand as a nervous Tyche faced Apollo.

"Don't leave the man hanging," He said as Tyche nodded sharply. She then backed up a bit, with her being on the short side and Naruto's Adonis like structure she would need the space for a mighty jump. She leaped off the ground slammed her hand upon Naruto's. There was a loud smack as everyone went silent. Before they all cheered, loudly.

Tyche seemed to look at the cheering people with nervousness, but when her eyes landed on a smiling Naruto it seemed to calm her down.

"Alright guys might as well go enjoy the rest of con now that your good luck charm is here Naruto." Apollo said as his fellow blonde smiled and Tyche looked away cutely. Apollo wrapped his arm around Naruto's as Tyche did the same to Naruto's other arm. "Lets go have some fun!"

And they did.

….

….

Random pub

Naruto sighed happily, today had been the one of the happiest days of his life. He had friends now, actual friends that had the same interests as him! It was great! Now he was seated in booth with Tyche leaning against him. Apollo had gone to get them drinks, so it had given him and Tyche sometime to get to know each other. Apparently she's Apollo and Ares- the big guy from before's cousin. Their entire family are a bunch of Greek fanatics to the point they named all there kids after gods and goddesses. A bit weird but who was he to judge.

"Naruto thanks for showing me a great time," Tyche said with cute smile and honestly to Naruto it was a breath of fresh

air. The only other woman he's been this close with was Talia and she was more of a seductress. Tyche had taken off her mask and Naruto could see she was indeed beautiful. Curly long brown hair and brown eyes with some freckles on her cheeks that made her just the most adorable thing ever! "I usually don't go out that much but thanks to you I'm considering going out more."

"Glad I could help," Naruto said with a smile as Tyche blushed.

"H-hey Naruto, are you and Apollo l-like a thing?" Tyche suddenly asked. "Its just earlier I heard someone say something about you and him being girlfriend and b-boyfriend."

"No we're just friends really," He answered with a shrug.

"W-what about like a girlfriend?"

"Nope, I'm not dating anyone at the moment." Naruto laughed. "Sad right?"

"Not really, I'm not dating anyone either." Tyche said with a sigh, a smile on her face as she looks at Naruto. "Naruto if-if you suddenly liked someone, w-what would you do?"

"Well, I would first take a feel of them. By that I mean take into account what they like and see if our interest are the same or even close. Then if they are I would approach and ask if they'd like to go out with me. And if they say no, I respect their decision." He said as Tyche nodded. "Did you happen to see someone you like?"

"…kinda?" Tyche said as she looked down. "But I'm not sure if he likes me back…"

"Tyche your beautiful and have a cute character, any guy or girl would be lucky to have you as a girlfriend." Naruto said with a reassuring smile. Truth be told he liked Tyche, she had the same interests as him and a very cute character. To bad she liked someone else…

"Na-Naruto I like you and would like for you to be my date to the next con?" Tyche said in one breath as Naruto's eyes widened. She…she liked him back?! Naruto was so shocked beyond words at the good luck he was experiencing.

The only the thing he could do was laugh.

…..

….

….

He was laughing at her! The shame and embarrassment she was feeling was immeasurable and her day was ruined. As tears begun to fill her eyes Naruto stopped his laughing and looked her in they eye.

"I…I was actually planning on asking you to the con," Naruto said as Tyche looked up at the blonde in pure shock.

"Y-you like me?!" A shocked Tyche asked as Naruto nodded.

"Yeah, I had fun today. Honestly this has been the best day of my life so far." Naruto had a small sad smile on his face. "My family don't like stuff like this, so before I left them it was just work, work and more work."

"I'm glad you like me back," Tyche said as she snuggled closer. She then punched Naruto in the stomach, the only reaction it got was a raised eyebrow. "That's for laughing at me!" she angrily glared.

To Naruto, Tyche's glare was more of a cute pout. He was glad she liked him and he really hoped things would go well between the two of them. Just then, Apollo approached. In hand with a large muscular black haired man.

"Guys this is Ben he's my date for tonight," Apollo said…in a woman's voice. The entire day he did that, switching between a male or female voice just to see people's reactions. A natural born prankster, Naruto respected that. "Ben this is my ex-boyfriend Naruto and my cousin Tyche." Naruto could smell a prank a mile away.

Natural born prankster…

"Nice to meet you Ben," Naruto stood to his feet and stared down Ben. He held out his hand as Ben took it.

"N-nice to meet you, Naruto." Ben greeted as they shook hands.

"Please join us," Naruto offered as Ben nodded nervously. They both took their seats.

"I ordered some drinks for us so I'll be back in a minute, by the way Naruto don't scare Ben to much." Apollo said as he smiled. "BRB!"

As Apollo left, Naruto stared at Ben firmly. "So, how did you two meet?"

….

….

As the tall over handsome man asked the question, Ben couldn't help but have a quick flash back on how he met his date for the night.

His nephew was attending some bullshit nerd convention and he was tasked by his sister to take him and make sure he was safe. The hotel they were staying at was nearby and after a day of hanging around a bunch sweaty stinky geeks he need to chill and possibly get laid. So he hit up a nearby bar and was now drinking the stress of the day away.

"Bartender!" he heard a man call. It was none of his business so he didn't pay much attention to it. "Yo Bartender!" The young bartender was too busy flirting with some of the young women at the other side. "Hey fucker! I'm gonna come over there and shove my foot up your ass if I don't get any service!" the man pounded his fist on the table, making Ben's drink fall over. Ben was about to punch the fucker when he paused…

The fucker was a woman…

"Oh I spilt your drink, my bad bro." He said and Ben did a double take. Dressed in a slutty Wonder woman costume, long luscious blonde hair, blue eyes and red lips. This woman was beautiful, except she wasn't a woman. "I'll got you a new one as so as this asshole does his fucking job!" The entire bar went silent, even Bartender who'd heard the shout and had come over was confused as fuck.

"What? Can't a guy dress up and go out without been stared at?!" Everyone quickly went back to their business.

"What will you be having…sir?" The bartender asked nervously.

"I no longer feel like getting anything from here, so just a drink for my guy here." Wonder woman said as he huffed. "So

what's your name handsome?"

"Ben," Normally he was confident when he spoke to women but, this was different? "A-and you?"

"Names Apollo," The long haired blonde said. "My ex-boyfriend is over there with his date who so happens to be my cousin and it's making me all jealous. Wanna be my date for tonight and make him jealous?" While it was a man's voice it was still one of the most beautiful voices Ben had ever heard. "I'll make it worth your while…"

"…Yeah sure, why not."

….

"That's pretty much it," Ben said as Naruto nodded.

"Good on you Ben, good on you." Naruto said. "So, what do you do for hobbies?"

….

" you're late," Apollo said as his brother sighed

"I had to go all the way to Asgard for this," Hermes whined as Apollo rolled his eyes. "Why do you want this much Asgardian beer anyway?"

"Some friends and I are having a little party." Apollo said as Hermes held out a pen and some papers which the blonde took.

"Can I join?" Hermes asked hopefully.

"…It's kind of a small thing and everyone has their own dates and such." Apollo said as he signed the papers and gave

them back to his brother. "Maybe next time?"

"…yeah sure, I have places to be anyway so…"

"Yeah good luck with that…" Apollo grabbed his package and left.

….

"For Ben two cans of regular beer." Apollo said as he put down two beer cans for Ben. "Naruto and Tyche you get a bit of this…" While Ben's beer cans looked normal, Naruto and Tyche's where gold. Apollo took a seat as he raised his golden can. "To a great night!"

"To a great night!" Tyche said excitedly as they all raised there cans.

The night progressed and soon after everybody went to theirs respective rooms.

….

….

Ben groaned as Apollo straddled him. "You ready for me to rock your world big guy?"

"Oh god yes," Ben groaned out as Apollo smirked sexily.

Apollo leaned down and gave Ben the best kiss of his life.

….

"Come on baby who's your daddy! Who's your daddy!" Ares yelled, he brought his hand up and then smacked his hand…on the table. From his hand came a pair of dice.

"Ares the Awesome has rolled a twenty, which is needed for him to swing his war hammer. The Attack lands and the giant Cyclops head has been smashed to pieces!" The Game master shouted as the room erupted into cheers.

Ares raised his hands as his new friends cheered him on. Being the god of war, Ares demanded respect but few ever gave it to him. He wanted to be praised and awed but nobody really did that anymore. Well his kids did, but it just wasn't the same. But these nerds, they looked up to him like he was a god and it filled him with…joy?

Plus he really liked Baki and JoJo. Anime were awesome!

"Alright, the campaign ends here for tonight!" The Game master said as he begun packing up the board.

"T-that's it? But it was just getting good!" Ares yelled as the all looked at him.

"First night is board night," The game master or rather Clarence said as he pushed up his glasses. "So we're playing…Monopoly!" Clarence said as he pulled out a Monopoly board.

"So what are the rules?" Ares asked as he stared at a box that was now being set on the table. The fake money and tiny toy houses confused him.

Clarence smirked as he pulled up his glasses. "Well…"

Tyche nervously knocked on the door to Naruto's room. She liked him and he liked her, so why wait?

The door opened, revealing a shirtless Naruto.

"Hey Tyche," Naruto greeted. "Need anything?"

"...well," Tyche said as she looked down nervously. "I was wondering if…if I could spend the night w-with my boyfriend. Or w-would that be a bit to naughty?"

"I only have the one bed," Naruto said as he tilted his head to the side.

"That's perfect!" Tyche jumped. "We can share!"

"Okay, I guess…"

….

….

….


Nemesis suddenly stood up from her chair, the balance was tilting. Someone out there was getting lucky, extremely lucky.

Whoever they are, their luck was doubling by the second!

Nemesis's power demanded she rectify this! This was an injustice! No one person should have this much luck!

Growling Nemesis quickly walked out of the bar she was in. Her powers hard at work searching for the one she would bring justice to!

As she got on her motorcycle and started it up, a name came to mind.

Breadcrumbs Jr the 3rd

New York!

With a name and location Nemesis begun her hunt.

END


A/ Was going to end there but fuck it!

He groaned as the random prostitute he had hired pleasured him, or at least tried to. The mortal was doing his best but he just didn't compare to…

With a disappointed sigh, he pushed the young man off him. The young man looked shocked at the action. "What…did I do wrong? I can fix-"

"Don't worry doll, you're fine." He said with huff. "It's just…"

"What? Please tell me! I want to make you happy!" The young man cried out, making him sigh.

"Look, it's not you it's me." He said as he got off the bed, put on his pants and pulled out a ward of cash from his pocket. "Here, for your troubles."

"I…I don't want the money. I want you!"

"Sleep," He muttered as the young man's eyes rolled back before he fell asleep. "That's the thing, I don't want you." He stood off the bed, threw his wad of Cash on the sleeping. In a flash of lime green light, a cigarette appeared in his hand. The cig lit itself up before he put it to his lips.

Inhaling, he breathed out green smoke that began to show an image. A smiling blonde who was giving a peace sign.

"I want what I can't have," He spoke, the image fading away. He run a hand through his orange hair before smirking. He would get what he wanted, this little cat and mouse game would come to an end soon. "I'm coming for you my love, just wait!"

Tyche moaned in pure ecstasy as her boyfriend kissed her neck. Earlier she had gotten advice from Apollo and he said to take charge. And so she did when Naruto opened the door, she made her intentions clear and pushed him into the room. She went up to her tiptoes and Kissed him. For a moment he didn't respond and she feared the worst. Before he kissed her and began to dominate. Leading her to his bed where he gently laid her down. As he pulled back Tyche shyly took off her top, giving Naruto a view of her naked chest. Beautiful breasts topped with cute pick nipples. Naruto instantly froze for a moment, eyes wide before he dived down. Attacking her neck and bringing her pleasure. His hands went to her breasts, making her moan even louder.

He then began placing kisses down her body. Slowly trailing down her body until he reached her lower body. His hands went to Tyche's pink booty shorts and pulled them down. Showing she wore nothing underneath.

"Fuck you're sexy," Naruto growled out at as he stared at the clean shaven pussy before he dived in.

Tyche screamed in pleasure as the tongue went in her. Going please that hadn't been touched in a long, long time. The blonde thrust his tongue into her pussy, before pulling back or rather trying as Tyche clamped her thighs around his head.

"Don't stop, oh fuck please don't stop!" The luck goddess moaned out, hands grabbing fistfuls of the blanket she was on top of. Naruto's surprisingly skilled tongue brought her to edge and Tyche screamed as she came. "OH FUCK YES!"

Tyche all but lost her strength as her legs let go of Naruto. Said blonde was already on top of her, panting as he smirked at her. He was smirking at the state he had left her in.

"You okay,"

"Yeah just give me a second…" She muttered, Tyche could see the eagerness in his eyes. He wanted her, he wanted her so fucking bad. And Tyche wanted him too…

"I'm ready," She breathed, watching as his eyes widened before quickly taking his shirt and shorts off. With his hard dick in hand, he lined it up with a slit and looked at her for confirmation. Tyche nodded before she gasped as she felt the huge head of his dick enter her. "Fuck me baby."

And fuck her he did, thrusting into her with groans and grunts as she fucked him back with screams and moans.

"You're filling me up so good!" She cried out, arms wrapping around his neck and bringing him in for a sloppy passionate kiss while her legs wrapped tightly around him.

"Fuck you're so tight," Naruto groaned out, loving how her insides squeezed him. Her heavenly body was bringing him to the edge. "I'm about to cum!"

"Baby hold on, just hold on!" Tyche called out as Naruto's thrust increased. "We should cum together, I want us to cum together!" Naruto mentally nodded to himself, making sure to stay laser focused as he fucked his girlfriend. Soon enough, Tyche's thrusts became even more intense. "Fuck me baby, I'm there! I'm CUMMMMMING!"

As Tyche tightened down on him, Naruto lost his focus and exploded within her. As his orgasm died down, Naruto panted a bit. His healing abilities quickly go to work and return his stamina back.

"Let's take a break and-

"Let's keep going!" Tyche said with a grin as she sat up, her hand going to his already hardening dick in her soft grip. "You're ready, am ready so let's keep going!"

Soon the positions were switched, Tyche pushed him onto the center of his unmade bed and she threw the covers off to the end, leaving him on his queen size cotton sheet.

Naruto lay back on his pillows and she climbed up over his crotch.

"Naruto, I want you in me again." Tyche said with a sly grin. "Do you want to be in me?

He nodded like a boy at a carnival being asked if he wanted free cereal. She smiled with a naughty expression.

Then he watched as Tyche grabbed his hard cock and began to rub it against the slippery-soft folds of her tight pussy.

"Fuckkkk, Naru you have SUCH a big cock," she said to him. Because he really did. Then she groaned as she slowly pushed him into her. Naruto watched as Tyche sunk down slowly, enjoying every inch of his penis opening her pussy up. She loved the way he filled her.

"Oh fuck," Naruto groaned, it was like he was experiencing her tight pussy for the very first time.

Tyche began to ride him. Big, gyrating hip circles. She was a cowgirl in control and he was insanely turned on by every single new thing she did.

"You are so fucking sexy," Naruto blurted out and Tyche beamed at his compliment. Not many people take the time to compliment her like this, they why her boyfriend just did.

"Mmmm," she was moaning these adorable noises each time he impaled her on the way down.

They fucked slowly, full and Tyche took her time.

Naruto was kind of glad he had his stamina back cause he would have cum the second she began riding him.

Tyche was really starting to feel a warmth flush over her body as her pussy adored the way he filled her up. She was getting close to orgasm.

"Naru, I'm gonna cum soon, baby, don't stop," she said. He'd begun thrusting up into her when she lowered herself. The arousal was triplicating and she couldn't remember the last time she was this wet with a mortal.

Naruto fucked up into her and watched overjoyed as Tyche began to ride him harder.

"Fuck. Yes. Naru. Fuck. Me. Baby. I'm. Gonna. CUMMMMM!" Her moans were like cereal and her perfect body riding on his body made him feel like he was a newly-minted god.

Tyche came.

Hard.

Naruto didn't stop fucking up into her as her moans made it clear she was orgasming on his dick. Tyche rode him until she couldn't ride anymore and she crashed down onto his chest and rested her lips on his was whimpering and her body was shuddering with his cock still impaling her, as she traced her mouth all over him.

"Oh fuckkkk, yessss, that was really good, MMMMmmmmm," She moaned. Naru…Naru made her now that she had cum, she wanted more. She wanted to finish him again. She wanted more of his cum.

Tyche leaned over and they made out hard for a few minutes, as she sucked on his tongue and bit his lips and moaned into his mouth, she squeezed her pussy muscles around his still-throbbing member.

Then she was sitting back up and allowing his cock to slide slowly out of her. Tyche smiled at how long it took due to his size. Dalton once again watched her stand up, only this time she turned around and straddled him reverse cowgirl. She looked over her shoulder at him like the sexiest minx in the whole damn brothel.

"I'm gonna ride you until you fill my pussy up with your cum, Naru," she told him. And she once again lowered her sexy ass until he was pushing up into her wet opening. Cute and Shy Tyche had now turned into a sexy deviant.

She had taken charge….

From this angle, Naruto got the full treat of her creamy butt, which was rounder than any girl he'd ever fucked. She had the perk and muscle of a high school girl but the moves of someone with far more experience.

Tyche leaned forward and her body began to ride him fast, bouncing up and down to squeeze her muscles over his dick and milk the cum from him. She knew what she was doing. She knew how good her ass looked in this position.

Naruto was going crazy from how good his cock felt inside her. He was not going to last any longer.

Tyche rode him and they moaned together and she couldn't believe it but she felt another orgasm coming on.

"Fuck I'm gonna cum!" Naruto grunted out.

"Mmmm, good boy. YES, Naru Cum for me! Fill me up with your cum. I want your cum so bad, baby. I WANT YOUR HOT

CUM IN MY PUSSY!" Tyche really fucking fucked hard and fast, with all the potential energy of orgasmic buildup.

"I'M CUMMMING!" Naruto finally groaned out.

"FUCK BABY I'M CUMMMMING TOOOO!" She yelled right after him, as she clutched her breasts hard and squeezed her

nipples while riding.

Naruto's dick exploded inside of her clenching pussy and her own walls contracted and released. The stimulation was too much. Tyche's orgasm made her rumble all over, like the shiver of stepping into snow, barefoot…

…they collapsed. His softening cock slowly slipped out of her soaking pussy, cum pooling onto his pubic hair and balls.

"Ohhh. My. God." Naruto said as he breathed hard. Only one other had worked him this much, most just fainted after a while.

"Fuck," she moaned, curling up against his body and draping her leg over his as she lay down next to him.

"That was so fucking hot," Naruto muttered through his heavy breathing.

"Yeah, fuck…I can't believe we just did that," she said smiling shyly like just hadn't fucked him.

"I did not expect that tonight," he laughed.

"Yeah, me either," she said with a relaxed moan, turning to him, "but I'm very glad it happened."

They kissed again.

"Ready for round two?" Tyche asked with a grin that Naruto muched.

….

….

After a quick shower Naruto had gone out for a jog. He didn't have to, but the concept was beaten into him. Upon coming back, the blonde had bumped into his fellow blonde in the lobby. Said blonde was saying his good byes to Ben.

"Apollo," Naruto called as Apollo turned to him. He was dressed in a pink robe which, again he wore perfectly. "We need to talk."

Upon hearing the seriousness in his voice Apollo nodded. "Let's go talk in the room," He said as Naruto followed him.

Once there, Apollo took a seat on his bed while Naruto stood before with his arms crossed.

"So, what's up?" Apollo asked as he tilted his head.

"What are you?" Naruto asked bluntly.

Apollo raised a brow and was about to answer before one of the walls in the room suddenly exploded. Forming a giant hole and sending dust flying everywhere. Naruto, upon instinct, dived for Apollo to cover him. As the dust settled a figure could be seen walking towards them.

"HEREEEES LOKI!"

It was a woman, with long red hair and mischievous eyes that flickered around like a flame. She had on a black shirt that had Jack Nicholson's face one it, some blue jeans and white tennis shoes. But the weird part was she spoke in a man's voice…

"Apollo my beloved! I have come fo-" She froze upon seeing them. "W-what's going on here?"

Naruto was still on top of Apollo and turned from the mystery woman to Apollo. "Who's she or he?"

"That… That's my boyfriend, Loki the Norse god of mischief." Apollo said with a frown.

"…of course he is," Naruto sighed, and he thought he was weird.

"Get off him you filthy demigod!" Loki growled out, her hands conjuring up green flames as she glared daggers at him.

Honestly, he came out of a weird life only to stumble into an even weirder one…


A/N

(Edited!)

The first chapter is just introducing the core characters before we begin diving deeper. So Ares, Apollo and Naruto are…The boys. These three will go about doing random shit and so how saving the world. Of course each set of adventure

they go on will on character, the normal one who will be there to point out how ridiculous everything is! Like so-


Artemis could not help but curse as they ran for there lives. Somehow, her idiot brothers and equally idiot boyfriend had somehow roped her into a heist. Said heist was them stealing a Moose of all things from the vault of Odin himself.

Why Odin had the moose? She didn't know, but the better question is why the idiot boys wanted it.

"It's gaining on us!" Naruto yelled as the giant world eating Snake Jörmungandr Slithered after them.

Yeah these idiots somehow managed to piss Odin off so much that he sent that thing after them.

"Shit!" Ares cursed, in his arms was a regular run of the mill moose. "We aren't gonna make it!" he said as he threw the moose at Apollo. "I'll distracted it while you get to the bifrost!" Ares made a U-turn and begun running towards the World eater.

Apollo and Naruto seemed to come to an agreement. The moose was thrown to her at the two blondes turned and went

after their friend. Yes they were idiots but they were loyal idiots. Artemis smiled at the idiots bravery.

No man get's left behind!

With a golden glow, the moose was now a little pendent. The goddess put it in her pocket as she conjured up her silver

hunting knives.

As Jörmungandr roared in pain, Artemis smirked. She'd always wanted to hunt down a world eater…


See like that!

People getting dragged into the boys shenanigans. And for Hermes…

I don't like the guy to be honest so he's the blitz.

When you suddenly leave the room and something cool happens.

Like-


Hermes stared at the boys in awe. They were the talk of the town, everyone on Olympus wouldn't shut up about how awesome they were. So he decided to join them, hoping something cool would happen and people would see how cool he was.

The boys were seated in a random bar just chilling, quietly. They played a game of cards but due to Naruto's high luck he easily dominated so they just sat there.

Doing nothing…

…an hour passed and nothing happened. Hermes got bored and decided to go order a pizza.

At the same time…

The boys stared with raised eyebrows as a portal opened up before them.

"Friends, I am in need of your help!" Horus spoke as he stepped out the portal. "The fate of the worlds rests in our hands

now!"


And finally the world is massive. All mythos will feature in this. And it's gonna be awesome!

So watch out for Chapter 2!

Bye bye…

One more!


Naruto groaned as slowly came to, his head was pounding as tried to look around. Where was he? And who's bed was he in? Were the questions at the back of his head. Last night he, Apollo and Loki had go to a bar for some fun times. He meet some people, had a few beers and then….

Blank.

Just what the fuck happened last night?

Hearing a groan next him, Naruto slowly turned his head. on the bed next to him was naked snow blonde haired girl, she was slightly muscular but that didn't take away from how naturally beautiful she was. She looked to be around 19 years old. Suddenly pale blue eyes narrowed at Naruto before their owner spoke.

….

Gunilla daughter of Thor groaned as she opened her eyes, blinking she turned and saw a handsome blonde looking at her with a confused expression.

'You! Why am I naked? Why are you naked?' she barked at him. Suddenly her sense of smell picked up a scent that made her freeze. NO! it couldn't be! She quickly removed the blanket that covered her modesty only to see the most horrifying thing that could ever happen to her. Between her spread legs globs of cum slowly fell out of her pussy and pooled on the bed


A/N; yeah things aren't going well with p.a.t..r.e.o.n account but still have hope. So this was just collecting dust and I was like why not just post it on fanfiction.

So I did!

Someone helped a lot with the Tyche and Naruto lemon but it was a pain in the butt to chat through PM.

So maybe a discord thingy?

Not only that but I plan on bringing in a LOT of characters. We saw Loki who by the way changes genders a lot…at least according to Riordan. Apollo I did that cause I thought it be funny if he was a crossdresser and honestly this version of Apollo kinda wrote itself…

Plus this scene kept playing in my head…

'You became a goddess just so you can get fucked by your fellow man?" Zeus asked with a disappointed frown. "for shame…"

"You fucked a horse…" Apollo said back bluntly.

"it takes big man to not be afraid to show who they really, I am proud of you my son!"

….

So the discord thing, I wanna make it happen so I can talk more with you guys and discuss stuff. Cause right now I have friends I can talk to about anime, movies, cartoons and such but I cant approach someone and be like,

"What are your views on female Ares? Should she be protected or thrown in the trash…

Speaking of FEMALE ARES…

HOLY SHIT the feedback was insane! People really want more female Ares like no single negative review about female Ares. So I might actually do it for the memes! Plus to see what we can do with her…

"Get back here and kiss me damnit!" Ares roared as she ran after him, Naruto had a bit of a head start but she would catch him. He was her prey and she would catch him one way or the other. Growling she vanished in a flash and appeared in front of him. The blonde only had a second to widen his eyes before they collided. The collision had sent them on the ground in a tangled heap.

'Oh fuck somethings in me," Ares groaned out from on top of Naruto. "Fuck its sooo big!"

Naruto tried to move but all that did was make her moan out.

"Fuuuk d-don't move so much…"

"O-okay just let me pull out and-

"Oh fuck!"

"Stop moving so much!"

Apollo stared at the two with a what the fuck look on his face. "Not gonna lie, that's kinda sus…"

To bad he hadn't seen the celestial (?) knife Naruto that had somehow lodged its self into Ares.

A/N so if we are doing fem Ares lets brain storm some names…

Also if you have time can someone help me with making a discord server for discussions, coughporncough , fan art and just have fun. I want people to talk to about stuff...

So PM me if you're up to/for the task!

So yeah bye for real… so favorite, follow and review!

Don't forget to support me on p.a.t.r.e. o.n Chrisuzumakiphantom

Another one!

Naruto yawned as he stretched his hands, the Norse hotel was fun but with Gunilla after him he decided to take a walk, he was definitely not hiding.

Sighing the blonde picked a random direction and was about to be on his way but the sound of yelling caught his attention.

"NARUTOOOO CATCH ME!!!"

Naruto looked up and a figure called seen falling straight form him. He quickly held out his hands and caught the person. It was a she by the green and orange dress she wore.

"Nice catch buddy!"

Oh it was just Loki...

"What do you want Loki?" Naruto asked suspiciously as the now named Loki gave him a wink.

"Don't be so mean, I just wanted to say hi!" Loki said as she beamed at him. "Can't a gal say hi to her best friend?"

Naruto gave a her deadpan stare before asking. "What did you do..."

"Nothing! Why do you always assume I'm up to something?!"

"What did you do?" Naruto added a bit more force and it sent shivers up Loki's spine.

"Oh I love it when you're forceful,"

"Loki,"

"Fine you got me, so Sif was talking shit write? So I should her who's boss." Loki said with a huff. "I can take shit from Thor not his bitch of a wife."

"She's only a bitch because you shaved her bold," Naruto said as he began walking.

"Yeah but that doesn't mean she can talk shit about you," Loki muttered as she buried her face in the crock of his neck. "So I put her in her place."

"What did you do," Naruto asked once more. Suddenly loud thunder could be heard from the distance along with a faint roar of, "Loki!"

"Seriously what did you do!"

"So I held Sif down, tore off her clothes-

Naruto gulped in fear who what Loki had done.

"-and shaved her bold!"

"YOU WHAT!"

Just then might crush was heard as someone landed next them.

"Loki, Give my wife back her hair!" Thor growled out as he griped his mighty hammer tightly.

"You stole her hair and kept it?" Naruto questioned Loki, who didn't seem frightened by the raging bull of lightning that was before them.

"...I dropped it on the way here." Loki said sheepishly.

"Of course you did," Naruto muttered before he dropped Loki to the ground and began walking away.

"H-hey don't leave me!"

"It's your problem now, actions have consequences and one should always face their consequences." Naruto nodded to himself and began walking away.

Speaking of consequences...

The door to the hotel suddenly opened and a woman came out with an Axe.

"Get back here Naruto, you think you can fuck me and run away!"

Loki, Naruto and Thor all froze.

For Naruto he had forgotten about Gunilla...

Thor because that was his daughter...

...And Loki? He left the stove on...

"Father, Why are you here?" Gunilla asked as she stared at her frozen in shock father.

"Loki let's go!" Naruto grabbed the grabbed the goddess and quickly broke into a run.

"What about all that consequences bullshit?"

"It's bullshit!"

"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU BOTH!!!"


"Oh Naruto~

Something had snapped, inside of her.

"Apollo please get off me..."

"Not until you say the magic words~

"...do I have to?"

"Yes~

Those two, it was bad enough they stayed in their camp but to openly boost there love for each other for all to see! It was an insult! A man to love another man was wrong!

But...

But why was she her heart pumping so fast...

Why was she blushing? Why was it so right in her eyes?!

Why was her head filling up with dumb fairy tales?!

Apollonia blushed and breathed in heavily as his best friend Nathaniel was on top of him."G-get off,you've had your fun." Apollonia cried out, his voice almost high pitched."Come on don't be like that," The handsome werewolf theif laughed. "Your Vampire Knight Academy doesn't allow fun?""N-No they don't!" Apollonia the vampire knight said as he looked away from Nathaniel's green gaze. "T-the sun will be out soon so I better get to my coffin!"Nathan growled as the Little Alpha under him came up with excuses....

"Does anyone hear heavy breathing?" Naruto asked as he and Apollo looked around.

"Enough games, let's get moving." Artemis said as the began walking away. Unaware of Phoebe's gaze as she wrote down something in her book.

"Don't worry Apollonia who is secretly the prince, Your Alpha will bite!" Phoebe's mad giggle actually frightened the little animals nearby.

Yaoi fan girls...

Phoebe the yaoi fan girl, I thought it be funny, feel free to fight me on it in my Discord server!

Imagine Aphrodite showing Phoebe what Wattpad is...

Don't worry that was just in Phoebe's head...

link to the discord: https: / / discord.gg / agQ5pwKG3w