Disclaimer: I don't own YYH
A/N: Welcome. This is a series of nonsense one-shots where I torture the Yu Yu gang relentlessly. Most will be AU and most will center around Hiei and Yusuke but I'll try to get everyone in on the party. That being said this chap is for Kuwabara. Enjoy.
Chapter One: Pray
Characters: Kuwabara
Rating: K+
Summary: AU Kuwabara goes hunting.
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Kazuma Kuwabara was out hunting in the woods. Rabbits were his specialty as well as small birds and deer.
He spotted a young buck and was filled with glee. He set up his rifle and aimed; The perfect shot.
Before he could pull the trigger he thought he saw something moving around in the trees. It was off to his right and not that far from him. He looked around and saw nothing so he shrugged it off.
He aimed again and the deer's ears perked up and it ran away. Something had spooked it. He looked around and before he knew it, a big mound of brown fur had leaped from the trees.
It was a huge grizzly bear.
Kuwabara's knees were shaking as the bear growled. It stood up and roared. He almost wet himself. He stared at the huge animal and gulped. What could he do?
There was only one thing he could do; Pray. But pray for what? He thought about it for a few seconds and it dawned on him. He put his hands together and prayed the only thing he could think of.
"Dear God, please turn this bear into a Christian." Christian's can't kill people.
At that very moment the bear dropped to his knees, put his paws together in prayer form and spoke; "Dear Lord, thank you for this meal I'm about to receive."
~End