If you read this, just know this will probably remain as a one shot. Maybe ill add a few more chapters similar to the feel of this one. Tell me what you think.

edit Feb 24 2021

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.

Tsunade stretched as she stepped out onto the deck of her hotel suite. She had just got through a much need soaking in a warm tub, and was feeling years younger.

The sun was just beginning to set, casting the the little tourism town in a brilliant orange glow. Maybe that's why she didn't notice the Gennin in a orange tracksuit sitting in one of the lounge chairs that surrounded a small fire pit.

"Uh, hey Tsunade-bachan!" Naruto called out to get the older womans attention.

Tsunade certainly did not jump at the sound of his voice, and if any one said otherwise she'd punch them into the next country. Glaring down at Naruto, Tsunade unconsciously pulled her robe a little tighter around herself.

"What are you doing here brat?"

Naruto genial expression turned sour at the question. He looked down at the empty fire pit and poked it with a stick, as if tending a imaginary fire.

"Erro-sennin is using our room to, 'teach a beautiful young woman the value of good literature'. So I couldn't really think of anywhere else to go."

Tsunade instantly felt a small flame of pity ignite within herself for the boy. She knew all to well how lecherous the toad Sannin could be, and the boy was stuck with him as a mentor.

Debating with herself for a moment, Tsunade ultimately decide she owed one to the blonde Gennin. With a put upon sigh Tsunade turned to Naruto.

"...I was going to go out for drinks tonight...would you like to come with?"

Tsunade looked on amused as his face morphed through several expressions before finally landing on hopefully optimistic.

"Really? I mean I'm too young to drink, but I could still go right?"

Tsunade scoffed at that.

"You're old enough to be in a fight with Orochimaru you're old enough to drink. Dont you know that once you graduate as Gennin your officially an adult?"

Naruto tilted his head in what tsunade had to admit was rather cute, in a puppy dog way.

"So I'm like an adult? Why didn't anyone tell me that!?" Naruto broke the stick he was holding in anger.

Tsunade leveled a dead panned stare at her fellow blonde.

"I'm guessing you skipped a lot in the academy."

Narutos misplaced rage quickly left him as he blushed instead at being so easily called out. Tsunade just brushed past his idiocy with a shake of her head.

"Meet me in the lobby in twenty. I'll buy you a drink as thanks for...y'know."

Naruto just nodded, diving off the third floor deck and landing on the ground floor in a crouch. Tsunade sighed at the display of youthful exuberance. Turning around she walked back in her room to get ready for the night.

(skip)

Naruto's eyes couldn't stop roaming around the bar. The boy had obviously never seen such a den of depravity. Konoha tended to be a bit cleaner, and didn't have server woman with such skimpy clothing.

Some of those servers were sitting in booths with very drunk patrons, practically sitting on their laps feeding them drinks.

Tsunade had been through this town before, and perfered this bar for their strong cheap drinks despite the fact they blurred the line between bar and brothel.

Tsunade downed another saucer of sake, her eyes traveling to her fellow blonde across the booth. He was holding a mixed drink close, slowly sucking it through a straw.

She had forgone getting the boy sake, knowing he'd probably hate the taste. Instead she had ordered him a fruity drink usually reserved for female patrons. Judging by his red cheeks it was doing its job just as nicely.

Or maybe the blush had something to do with him observing a server woman give a customer a hickey a booth over.

She decided to distract him less he cream in his orange track pants at the lecherous display.

"So brat, what's it like being a Gennin these days?"

Narutos cobalt eyes snapped to her. He let the straw fall from his lips as he thought about his answer.

"Its great, well besides D rank missions anyway."

Tsunade chuckled at the way Naruto cringed after mentioning d ranks. Naruto hadn't heard the noise due to it being drowned out by the general chatter of the bar.

"I wish I had gotten a promotion during the Chunnin exams though, I have to wait a whole year for the next one. And it won't even be in our village!"

Curious Tsunade asked about his Chunnin exams. Narutos eyes lit up at the inquiry, and he delved into the story with gusto.

Tsunade was impressed with what the blonde accomplish during the exams. She had laughed learning Naruto had turned Mibuki's psychology ruse against him.

What she remembers about the head of interrogation was he was rather serious, even when he was young. It seemed he'd grown into a real hard nosed bastard.

She was on the edge of her seat as he blow for blow described the skirmish with a disguised Orochimaru.

She found her self rolling her eyes at hearing of Jiraiyas antics during the month of training.

By the time Naruto was wrapping up his fight with the sands jinjuriky he had finished his first drink and started on another.

Tsunade had lost count on how many shots she'd downed, but she knew she felt pleasantly drunk. She was also finding Naruto better company than she had originally anticipated.

"You're funny brat." Tsunade found her self complimenting him.

Naruto's smile could light up a dark room.

"You ain't so bad either granny."

Tsunade wanted to get mad at the nickname but felt exasperated instead. Is that how he truly saw her, a hag? She was better than that!

"Am I ugly Naruto?"

Naruto was taken aback by the sudden question. He wasn't good at reading females, especially not in his current enibreated state. However he knew better than to call a girl ugly to her face. Especially if she could rearrange your face with a punch.

"N-no...you very pretty?" Came Naruto's response.

Tsunade nodded like she had expected the answer.

"Then why call me granny!? Grannys are old and gross!"

Naruto blinked at the older womans pouty face. He had to admit to himself she was beautiful...and kinda cute when she pouted.

"Well...your old." Naruto supplied shrugging his shoulders.

Tsunade reach across the table and chopped the loud mouth blonde on the head. Naruto whined and rubbed his head.

"Age is just a number brat!"

Naruto scowled at Tsunade.

"Fine! I won't call you granny and you won't call me brat!"

Tsunade crossed her arms under her ample bosom.

"Fine Na-ru-to-kun." Tsunade smiled in self satisfaction as Naruto's blush grew at the way she seductively drew out his name.

"Okay...Tsuna-hime." Naruto tried to tease back.

Unfortunately for him he was swinging far above his weight class. Tsunade deciding to have some fun leaned forward using her arms to squeeze her breast together. Under the table she ran her foot along his calf.

"Am I your princess Na-ru-to-kun?"

Naruto went so red she thought steam was going to shoot from his ears. Then it happened, he passed out. Tsunade blinked in surprise as Naruto's head conked against the wooden table.

Lifting the boys head up she couldn't help but laugh at the steady trickle of blood that leaked from his nose.

A odd sense of pride welled in her chest knowing she could still have this effect on the opposite gender, even if he was just a snot nosed brat.

Pulling some bills she left them on the table to pay for their drinks. Looking at the unconscious blonde she sighed as she knew she'd have to carry him.

Hefting the boy up in her arms in a bridal style carry, Tsunade made her way out of the bar and back to the Hotel.

(Skip)

Tsunade groaned indignantly as a sun beam ran across her closed eyes. She could tell she had drunk alot last night due to the pounding in her head. She could vaguely remember carrying the brat back to the hotel.

Naruto had woken up as they reached their destination. She could recall the teen couldn't remember his room number so the two went to her room once they'd given up looking for it.

A body suddenly shifted at her side making Tsunade stiffen.

"No..." Tsunade whispered to herself as she slowly opened her eyes.

Laying with his back to her was none other than Uzumaki Naruto. A very naked Uzumaki Naruto!

Tsunade examined her own state of dress under the blanket to sadly confirm that yes she was naked as well.

"What the fuck happened yesterday?"

Suddenly memories started to trickle back to her as the last vestiges of sleep left her mind.

(Flash back)

"How do you not remember your room number brat?" Tsunade asked incredulously as she climbed the stairs.

Naruto lagged behind her, having to support himself heavily with the hand rail in his drunken state.

Apparently the couple drinks he had at the bar was starting to really get to him.

"Its Naruto remember! You want me ta start call'n ya bachan!?" Naruto admonished her way too loudly for the hour.

Tsunade rolled her eyes.

"Fine, fine Naruto."

Naruto made a exaggerated nod of aproval that nearly made him lose balance.

"Even if I knew the number, erro-bakka would just turn me away cause he's banging some girl he just met."

Tsunade groaned at how true the statement was. Her teammate could be a real whore.

"He's a man whore!" Naruto suddenly exclaimed.

Tsunade turned back to blink at her fellow blonde in surprise. She then broke out into hearty laughter for having her inner thoughts vocalized by the teen.

Naruto started laughing too, if nothing else because her laugh was contagious. The two calmed down as they had finally reached her room.

Tsunade fumbled with the keys for a moment before opening the door. The two made their way to the couch. Naruto plopped onto his front as Tsunade fell to her ass with a grunt.

Tsunade looked down at the mop of blonde spikey hair that looked very familiar to her for some reason.

For reasons unknown to her she reached forward, running her fingers through the indescribably soft locks. Naruto groaned in a appreciative way, turning so she could have better acces to his head.

"You're like a cute little kitten." Tsunade cooed.

Naruto shifted his head so he could glare up at her with one eye.

"I'm a wild beast, rawr." Naruto half mumbed.

Tsunade couldn't help it she laughed. She couldn't recall the last time she had laughed so genuinely. This kid was funny.

Tsunade out of the corner of her eyes saw somthing on the coffee table that made her smirk.

"Hey Naruto-kun."

Naruto turned onto his back so he could look up at her.

"Yes Tsunade-hime?" He asked with a smirk.

Tsunade leaned over and grabbed the item she had spotted. She held a deck of cards up showing it to Naruto who raised a eyebrow in question.

"Let's play a game."

Naruto sat up gathering himself before giving the sannin a challenging smirk.

"Sure if you're ready to lose."

Tsunade smirked back at his confidence. Her smirk turned down right devious as a idea suddenly popped into her head.

"Oh yeah, how about you put your money were you mouth is?"

Naruto almost looked hesitant at that. It was clear the teen didn't like the idea of losing his hard earned money to her over a game.

"Let's play strip poker." Tsunade said nonchalantly, as if proposing they should have a spot of tea.

Naruto gulp audibly as his face turned redder than the alcohol was already making it.

"S-strip poker?"

(Skip)

Tsunade groaned as the memories of the game came flooding back to her. At the time it seemed like such a funny idea. It was funny, but she had to concede she had probably taken it too far.

Neither of them had given in. Both too stubborn to admit defeat, even as only their shoes remained. Reaching up Tsunade felt her earlobes confirming that shes had even gone so far as to give up her earrings.

The only thing she'd kept on was her grandfather's necklace, witch rested in the valley between her bare breast.

Tsunade stiffened as the body next to her started to move. Soon two cobalt blue eyes cracked open. Naruto sat up taking in his surroundings before his eyes fell on a very naked Tsunade laying down next to him.

Tsunade almost wanted to laugh as the teen instantly turned crimson, and he slapped her hand over his eyes like a toddler.

For a moment Tsunade thought about covering herself, shouting for him to get out but the moment passed quickly. Tsunade had gone through a lot in her life, been through hell a couple times. Hell, she's seen thousands of naked bodies as a medic. At this point naughty parts, even her own were just parts of the human anatomy.

In the larger scope of things letting a fourteen year old see her naked form was no big deal. Plus she had seen him in the buff so she considered it a fair trade.

Reaching up she pulled his hands away from his eyes. She rolled her eyes as the blonde looked up at the ceiling, his blush still very pronounced.

"Naruto-kun, look at me."

Naruto simply shook his head as he continued to stare at the ceiling. Tsunade growled, grabbing his chin and forcing him to look down at her.

For a brief second Naruto's eyes traveled up and down her body taking in her nakedness before his eyes snapped back to hers. She couldn't really bring herself to care, the cat was out of the bag as far as she was concerned.

"You are a ninja, right?" She asked sternly, his chin still in the grasp of her slender fingers.

For a second Naruto just stared into her eyes, and then he nodded very hesitantly.

"Ninja need to act cool under pressure. I will not have one of my ninja acting like a blushing school girl every time he sees a naked body. Do you understand?"

Naruto just stared with wide confused eyes, his mouth hanging open slightly.

"Gennin, I said do you understand!?" She asked more forceful, squeezing his chin slightly.

Naruto nodded dumbly before thinking better of it and answering verbally.

"Y-yes ma'am!"

With a satisfied smile Tsunade let go of his face. Naruto sat back and began rubbing his chin where her fingers had dug into his skin slightly.

Smirking Tsunade folded her hands behind her head. Not caring that her perky breast were on full display.

"I'm going to be good at this Hokage thing." Tsunade said more to her self as she closed her eyes in self satisfaction.

She missed how Naruto grabbed some bed sheets to cover up a growing problem as he freely soaked up the erotic image of a relaxing naked Tsunade.

Suddenly the door to the room opened as a very frazzled Shizune walked in.

"Tsunade-sama, myself and Jiraiya-samma have been looking for Naruto-kun all morning. Have you see-"

Shizune froze as she finally saw the state of the two in the only bed in the room. Shizune dropped the little pig she had been carrying in shock, tonton squealing in protest as she plopped to the floor.

"Shit..." Tsunade cursed.

This was going to be a pain to explain to her loyal protege. Tsunade looked over to her partner in crime. The teen was kneeling next to her. He was holding a large bundle of sheets over his lower regions. His face was contorted into a fearful expression as he looked between the two women.

Tsunade couldn't help it, she burst out into laughter at the absurd situation.

(End)

Please leave a review. I'm interested in writing a very rare pairing for Naruto not unlike this one, but I'm having difficulty picking a obscure enough partner. It would be a big help if you could leave some suggestions with your reasons as a review. I'll give credit if I pick your suggestion.