I sat down, thinking, planning. After a moment, I said "Sexi, can you find me a building with a bunker, that has the person that went to The Moon's house, and possibly has some food deliveries, or something to indicate someone in the bunker."

"You could have just asked me to find your Bride, y'know, Dad." Sexi said "I've had the place knocked down for a while, and I've been waiting for you to ask for her location. Head out, I will give you the location. Take the Agents with you, they can take care of any SHIELD agents that want to apprehend you."

"Oh, shit!" I said "I just died like three hours ago! That's going to be annoying."

"That's also helpful," Julia said "Your death, is why the Inheritors have not attacked our universe yet. You have freedom in your movements, but don't use any of your Web Magic, Sorcerer."

"Yeah, but the people, is what I'm worried about." I said "They won't trust the fact that I just died, and didn't, at the same time. I truly died, y'know, not when Knull killed me, but when I came into my time. But my death is besides the point, what I need is to... Get Cindy, I guess."

"You're scared, aren't you?" Aunt Nari asked, smirking "You're scared, that Cindy will turn out to be that one person from your world, who straight up hates you, and you guys will have to do the deed, without really wanting to, but your instincts will control you. She's a nice girl, Peter. I don't think she will kill you, she will at least wait for you to save the world." Aunt Nari winked at the end.

"Yes, I am." I admitted "We're basically together for good, and what happens, if she turns out to be that one person from my universe, and we have that mutual hate for each other? Who knows, that's what I'm worried about."

"It'll be fine, Peter." Aunt Nari said "And if all goes wrong, just go in your car, and you're ensuring you have it locked down."

"Wait!" I said "That works! So well! I'm having my music playing, Glorious by Macklemore featuring Skylar Grey!"

"What is so special about your music?" Shuri asked. "Like yeah, it's way better than Wakandan music, I will admit it, but what's so special about this song?"

"You see, Shuri," I said, as if teaching a child "the first line in Glorious is 'you know I'm back! Like I never left!' I played that in the message I sent to Sexi, and the world needs to know too!"

"That's actually pretty nice!" Tess said "But send a video to the world, explaining that you came back for real, and it's not a copycat."

"They would never be able to know that it is truly me, would they?" I asked "Unless any of you went out to get my legs without hiding yourselves."

"Well, no." Tess said "But Aunt May may or may not have punched Fury really hard, wearing her super suit, and he may have some injuries."

"Should I feel bad that I'm feeling so good that you did that?" I asked Aunt May "And who kicked Rogers' ass?"

"Me." James admitted regretfully. "I was angry at him, that he didn't help you. I don't know if you realized, but he was merely watching, not willing to help, even when you were choking that person, without a single bit of your body. I wore the typical suit, so he could see my eyes, and I kicked his ass hard, and now I'm regretting it, I'm running out of blood relatives that I can say that I have not hurt them physically, and there are none I haven't hurt emotionally."

"Hey, Uncle James." I said "While you didn't have to be the one that kicked his ass, I'm thankful that you did. Not because you did it for me, but because I can feel a little less bad for keeping you from your father, which I shouldn't be doing at all. But is there anything else that I should know that happened while I was dead, that you haven't told me yet?" I smirked, and said "Nothing y'all say can truly be something I've never heard of before, I've been through almost all of the past."

"Well, I may have talked to Steve." Bucky said "All of us Agents went in our normal suits, and the rest took care of anything in the Helicarrier, while me and James stayed on the floor. I took my mask off, and we had a very big argument. Because I totally could see what you were talking about happening, and I would have been clueless that Tony was letting Steve beat him up, I usually didn't know Tony beforehand, I believe. You made it a point to introduce the two of us, so I'm pretty sure we didn't know each other any where else beforehand, and I'm sorry that I was a participant in the beating up of Tony."

"Ok, it's not a problem, it wasn't you, it was other you." I said "If anything, this is good." I used my Celestial powers to control the molecules around me, and I created an adamantium shield, fitted with the Captain America logo and design. "The original one broke like a couple hours into the fight, I didn't use it too much, but when I did, I was only able to kill one person with it, and it broke immediately. Neither the weapon, nor the killed, were very strong, so yeah." I gave the shield to Falcon, and said "You got this, Captain."

"I'm not the Captain, Peter. I can't be the Captain, I don't deserve it." He said, not wanting to take the shield, while I was basically pushing it into his hands.

"That's what other you always said, Sam." I said "But in the end, it's proven that you're the better Captain, in every universe."

"I'm not ready." He said "Maybe one day, if you say so, but not yet."

"Very well then." I said "This shield will wait for you, but for now, let's give it to someone else." I handed it to Sharon, and created an injection, then handed that to her as well. "The shield, and the super soldier serum, they're yours. Wanna fulfill the family legacy?"

"Why are you trusting me with two so powerful things?" She asked. "I shouldn't be trusted with this, I don't deserve it."

"You picked up the Ebony Blade, didn't you?" I shoved the blade into her hands. "I killed several million people with that, since the last time you saw me. I trust you, because you're worthy."

"If you say so." She said, then stabbed the needle into her, then after a few minutes, she was a new person, of sorts. She looked much more buff, and she clearly felt the change, her face was red from the strain.

"Well done, Captain Carter." I said, then I made a portal, and said "You'll find your suit in your room, I got it ready from before. Now I got to go, wish me luck."

"Luck!" Everyone said, then I walked through the portal, to the garage.

I got into the McLaren, and then I drove off, my music playing, and I was making a video for the people, saying that I didn't truly die, thankfully.

I stopped in front of the building Sexi said was Ezekiel's and knocked the door, I was going to be cordial, for now. When I got no answer, I knocked even harder, and the door opened.

There was no one there, the door just opened on its own. I walked in, and said "Ezekiel, show yourself. What do you have out of hiding?"

He got out of an elevator, and said "Nothing. I just wanted to see if you knew who you would find here, so as to know if you were worthy, a good king prepares beforehand."

I nodded. "You know why I am here. Don't waste my time, I have to get her, and my people, ready for the war. Where is she?"

"You have started something, child, that you may not be able to finish. Are you prepared for that eventuality?"

"Ezekiel, I already died once, and I know I will die again. I may not come back next time, and my people have been prepared for that, and I have always been ready."

"Have you chosen your successor?" He asked "Have you prepared your successor, and will they be worthy?"

"Yes, I'm working on that part, he's still being prepared, and yes, hopefully, by the time I leave, my successor will be worthy. You have asked enough, Ezekiel."

"As you wish, my King." He walked up to a door, and said "I can give you the code, or you can open it yourself. Which will it be, My King?"

I walked up to the door, and used my powers to merely make it so there was no longer a door. I saw Cindy in there, and she just turned around at the sound, then when she looked at me, both of our eyes widened, as our spidey senses told us the identity of the other. I blinked, then walked closer to her, then enveloped her in a hug, which she reciprocated. I hugged her tightly, then said "#$%$&#? Is it really you?"

I guess my voice was being bleeped, I couldn't say her name out loud. She hugged me tightly, then said "Yes, it's me, Peter. We can't use our old names anymore."

"I know." I said "But I've gotten kinda used to it, but then again, I've lived through almost all of the past, and I have several names."

She looked up at me. She was about 6' 1", so she didn't really look up that much, but it was still there. "You'll tell me your adventures one day."

"As you wish, Crescent." I said "Ever since I came here, I found out that I had this knack for giving nicknames, did you see Nickelodeon?"

"I thought Control Freak was better, but Nickelodeon was second best." She said, then laughed. I could feel our instincts getting higher, and she could too, I think.

"It's getting hot here, don't you think so?" I said, and she nodded. "What do you say we go to my room?" I asked "Don't want to go crazy in public."

"Just get us there, Peter." She whispered into my ear, and I shivered. "I'm running out of control, and I know you are too."

I nodded, then I kissed her as I made a portal to my room, and parted from her and said "Sexi, put all the noise cancellations there are, all around our walls, please."

"How loud do you think we'll get?" She asked.

"It's not about how loud we will get, Crescent." I whispered into her ear, while taking our clothes off with my arms and legs, she was doing the same, and I felt her shiver when I whispered into her ear. "It's about how loud I will make you get."

"Is that a challenge?" She asked.

"It's a promise." I said, then we started.

The living room, the moment they entered the house

Everyone was sitting in the living room, when all of a sudden, Sexi started laughing. Everyone was looking at her like she was crazy, and she controlled herself, then said "Sorry. Oh god, they're both just going at it, like there's no tomorrow."

"I saw that coming." Aunt Nari and Aunt May both said, then Aunt Nari asked "Are they in the room, or are they doing it outside? Please tell me they're inside."

"They just made it," Sexi said, laughing. "They both had enough self control to last them all of thirty seconds, and now, he's making her scream. Oh god."

"I can vaguely hear it." Tess said "I thought you said they were in this house, they sound like they're a hundred miles away."

"That's because I put a million different types of noise cancellers all around the room." Sexi said, struggling to breathe.

"How is he able to do that?" Natasha asked. "I can hear them, and I will just wait for them to shut up, then it's my turn. Unless Sexi will let me in before."

"No, I'm not." Sexi said "Cindy's voice will go through for those several moments, and I'm not about to scar everyone else."

"You guys are stuck here," Death said "But I'm totally going to just make my way there. Sorry for scarring you Tarts, but you've heard me and your dad talk a million times."

Death disappeared, and Tartarus said "Yeah, maybe I've caught you two dirty talking every once in a hundred years, but this, this is different!"

"There's no one here to answer to your protests, bro." Sexi said "I'm honestly regretting that I didn't deactivate my mics in time. I tried, but they didn't give me a chance."

"Whatever." Tony said "My bro of a playboy thinks he can outdo me, but he can't. Not at all, it won't happen."

"Uhh, bro." Bobbi said, her and Tony had some sort of sibling vibe. "You realize he has a hundred plus grandkids?"

"We don't know that!" He shot back. "That was something he told his family, so he would think he would go back in time later on!"

"That's a good point, but somehow, I wouldn't be surprised if it just happened to be true." Tess said, shaking her head "I swear, his skills know no bound."

"That's our dad for ya." Both Tartarus and Sexi said, then Tartarus said "When it was just the three of us, he never did anything special, but whatever he did, it was always the best."

"Enough guys." Aunt May said "Go do some training, or something. You guys have a war to fight in a couple hours, or more. Don't sit around, get ready for war."

They all agreed, then went to The Masque's Home to train, and prepare.

Peter's room, ten hours later

Oh god, that was good. We spent a couple of minutes just the two of us, then Death came, and for the next few hours, I don't even know how long, it was a whole lot of different types of threesomes, then Cindy had enough, and she passed out, and me and Death went at it, until both of us decided to take a break.

"You feel different when you're fully alive." Death said.

"Do I now?" I asked "Is it better now, or did you like it better then?"

"This is way better." She said "Like, I literally feel the energy of life itself coursing through me. It makes sense, your connection to the Web is stronger."

"You wanna go again?" I asked "My celestial body has allowed for a fast replenishment, and while we can't go for twelve years, because we have things to do, we can do a little longer."

"Oh, totally." She said, jumping onto me, our bodies rubbing against each other, slight sweat covering hers, while I was fine.

We were about to go again, when I heard the doorknob turn. I threw Death onto my bed, and covered her before the door fully open.

"Relax, it's just me." I heard Nat say as she quietly closed the door, then said "You knocked both of them out? How much energy did you save for me?"

"He didn't knock me out." Death said, sitting up from under the blankets. "I think he thought you would be Tess, or his Aunt."

"So he hid you under the blankets." Talia said, smirking. "Totally ingenious, and will hide your figure, totally. What were you thinking, Peter?"

"He wasn't." Death answered for me, then jumped onto me again. "But that's when he's best, right Legend?"

The doorknob turned again, and Death stayed in my lap, but Nat jumped up, and stuck onto the ceiling, hiding from whoever would open the door.

It turned out to just be Crystal, and Crystal looked up at Nat, and said "I thought you were good at your job."

"No one ever looks up, unless they know they need to, which they rarely do." Nat said. Then she turned to me, and said "What round would this be for you?"

"Round hundred and seven, I think." I said "But if you're down to have Melina, we're going to a different planet, I'm going to make you scream loud enough to break a whole lot of walls."

"Don't forget me!" Crystal said, jumping into one of my free legs. She kissed me on the cheek, then she said "Knock me senseless, I want to feel it."

"If you want to join," Death said "you have to be fine with no protection. The magical protection he made always took the fun out of it."

"I'm down." Crystal said "I know that his thing most probably has a hundred percent fertility rate, and I'm fine with that."

"Ok, guess we're doing this." I said, then made a portal to a secluded jungle planet, and we all went through, with Cindy's limp form in one of my arms, wasn't about to get her mad at me.

Living room, ten hours after Peter left

Everyone flopped onto the couches, tired from their sparring, and training.

"Wait!" Johnny said "We've been training for like more than fifteen hours with several two hour breaks, and we're out of it, and Peter's still at it?"

After a moment, Tess said "I'm just going to say, what type of a stamina is that? How long can he go, before stopping?"

"Well, he did go for twelve years once, apparently." Sue said. "Not that I'm denying the veracity of the statement, but just, how?"

"You'll know how, when you learn how." Shuri said "Let's just stop thinking about that, please, and let's plan for the fight."

"Is Peter not the one who makes the plans?" Emma asked. "He is your leader, and king, to an extent, the planning falls on him."

"You're right." Aunt Nari said "And for that very reason, I'm kicking them out of their honeymoon, and we're going to have a plan set in twenty minutes."

She went to the door, and banged on it, and when she didn't get an answer, she said "Tess, can you hear them, are they in here? They're not responding."

Tess walked up to the door, then put her ear to it, then after a few moments, she said "They're not here. I can't even hear a heartbeat."

Sexi cautiously opened the door, then they all looked in, to find a messed up bed, and some clothes on the floor, and no people.

"I know what happened!" Tess said "Nat probably made her way in the room somehow, and because Peter knew that she would be too loud, he took them to some other planet!"

"Nat was just with us, she didn't go into the room." Clint said, then took a look at the crowd, then said "Ok, yeah, she is wherever they are."

"Ok, I will admit it." Tony said "He has a better stamina than me, I couldn't do more than five hours." When everyone looked at him, annoyed, he said "Sorry..."

Wanda said "I am about to contact him with my mind, we have a connection, and I can use it. Should I use it, or shall I leave it, and let him come in his own time?"

"Do it." Shuri and Tess said. Tess added "I didn't think him going to the beginning of times would change things in this direction, but if it didn't, then I wouldn't have a nephew."

Wanda's eyes turned red, then after a minute, they cleared, and she said "They are in a very beautiful planet, it's a jungle planet, and it's filled with lush vegetation, and beautiful birds, and they have web hammocks and webs all around. I talked to Peter, and he said he was on his way," then her cheeks reddened as she said the next bit. "But we would have to clear the room, their clothes were ripped, or washed away in the river, and are no longer available."

"Their?" Aunt May asked, and Wanda bit her lip as she realized she made a mistake. "Who else is with them?"

"Death and Peter do not require clothes, they can make their own, they have the power. But Cindy, Nat, and" at this she paused, then continued "and Crystal need clothes."

"How many of them are knocked out?" Aunt May asked, then added "I really can't believe I'm asking this."

"I don't know, and I'm thankful for that." Wanda said, blushing. "He just asked to clear the room, and when I asked why, he explained."

"I can get the answer." Emma said, and several moments later, she said "All the mortals have been knocked out at different intervals, and the only mortal awake is Crystal."

"Did he use the word mortal?" Tartarus asked "I know my dad best out of all of you, no offense, and that doesn't sound like him."

"No he didn't, but I felt it would be easier to explain it that way." Emma said, shrugging. "It's the truth, and Peter knows that too, but he respects us mortals well enough not to use the word."

"He will use the word mortal, only when he feels angry, or he tells the need to intimidate someone." Tartarus said simply, stating a fact.

"Ok, y'all, clear the room." Aunt May said "I don't want you seeing things you will never be able to unsee."

When everyone cleared the room, and the door was closed, Emma said "I will contact him, and let him know that the room is cleared."

Jungle planet, five minutes ago.

I was almost done with one more round, and moments after I finished, I felt Wanda tickling my mind. I let her in, then mentally said "Hey Red! What's up?"

Hey Pete! she said back mentally. So I think it's been like eighteen hours, or something. Your mother-in-law decided you had enough, so she knocked on your door, then when she got no answer, Sexi opened the door to an empty room. I said I could contact you, and tell you to come, but I also knew that you'd go to a beautiful place, and I wanted to see it. Can you show me, please?

Sure! Look through my eyes, you'll see the place we're at, the whole planet is like this! Oh, and please tell the others to clear my room, they all lost our clothes either with them getting ripped, or washed off at the river. I said mentally, lowering my defenses so she could see the view. I felt her look, and then I realized that she could see that Crystal and Talia was with us as well.

The planet is beautiful! And they already figured out that Nat was with you guys, but we didn't realize Crystal was with you. But this place is beautiful, and everything is so beautiful. Take me here one day, I want to see this with my own eyes, and feel, and smell, and hear everything!

'For sure!" I said, both mentally and with my mouth. Crystal looked at me from under me, and asked "For sure what?"

"Wanda contacted me." I said, materializing my clothes. "She said the others wanted us to return, and she wanted to see the planet, knowing that I would take us to a beautiful place. I let her see through my eyes, and she asked to see the planet one day, so I said for sure."

"Wait, if she saw through your eyes, then she saw me too, right?" Crystal asked.

"Yeah, she did." I said, getting up, then giving Crystal and Death a hand each, then looked at Nat and Cindy, who were both out of it. "That's going to be a problem." I realized.

Crystal used my hand as a support, then when she got up, she immediately fell into me. Death got up using my hand, but she was fine, we had done more than this several million times. Death got into my arms anyways, and said "Cozy."

"I try my best, Reaper." I said, placing a kiss on her cheek.

"What do you say I reap the benefits of our fun," Death asked "and we give Tarts a sibling, and Sexi a half sibling?"

I smiled and said "That would be nice, really nice." Then I picked Nat and Cindy gently, and created a blanket of sorts out of my body, covering them up. "I think I'm gonna jump off this tree, into a portal, and land us onto my bed. Good idea, right, Diamond?"

"As long as you take all the brunt of the fall, yes." She said "I have no idea how I am still alive, I lost my v card, and got knocked out like five times."

Then I felt Emma tickle my mind. I let her in, then said out loud and mentally "Hey, Ice Queen! What's up? I'm guessing you want to see my beautiful planet, right?"

That's the unofficial reason, she said mentally but the official reason, is that they want to know who is knocked out, and who isn't.

"Look through my eyes, Ice." I said, then felt her look through them. "This is my beautiful planet, and as you can see, Nat and Cindy are knocked out."

I can see that. Take me here sometime, will you? I like this place, it's beautiful, and those web hammocks look kinky. her voice sounded amused, but serious at the same time.

I rolled my eyes. "If you think you can survive the tribulations of the jungle, and survive the limping, then far be it from me to deny you what you want."

I felt her roll my eyes, then she left my mind. "Now we just have to wait for the go ahead that the room is cleared." I said.

"I knew you and Emma Frost had something between you two!" Crystal said "What did she say? Why would you mention limping?"

I laughed "She asked to visit the place someday, and also commented on the kinkiness of our webs."

I felt her come back to my mind, and when she came in, she said Your room is cleared, you can come in now. Do you already have a plan?

"Ice, I had a plan for this ten thousand years ago, but things will probably not be just as easy as I'd like for it to be, so we will see." I said.

Don't die, Peter. We still have to take you to the Institute at least once, and you have to take me to your beautiful planet, to face its tribulations. and with that, she left my mind.

I laughed, then jumped off the tree, then turned around, so I was under everyone, and I made the portal, and fell through it.

I landed us on the bed, and said "Woohoo! A perfect landing! Once again your man Peter delivers!"

Then I heard Tess say from behind the door "Peter, we can hear you! Please don't do anything stupid!"

"I went to a beautiful planet, filled with only the most lush vegetation, and only the most beautiful birds, and the balance of the planet is in accordance with the Web Of Life, I made that planet myself! I only chose the most beautiful birds, and even got the hawks, and falcons, and the panthers, and the jaguars, and the leapords! I'm not stupid, how dare you! I am one of the smartest people ever!"

Then Crystal groaned, and said "You made that planet? Not surprised, but can you teleport me to my room? I need clothes, and to give my body a lot of rest."

"Mortal, that was Legend when he is only using a minute fraction of his power." Death said amusedly. "Step up on your game, girl."

"Oh really?" Crystal asked. "When he is using a large amount of his power, what happens to you? How long do you just lie down on your bed?"

"He rips my body apart, woman." Death said, enjoying herself. "I barely have a body left after he does that, and I lay wherever we were for the next couple of years."

"We can hear you!" Tess screamed from behind the door. "Would you guys stop, and get on with it!?"

"Why the fuck are you guys still at the door!?" I shot back. "Give us some time, y'all! And don't encroach on my personal space!"

"Whatever." Tess said, then I heard her and everyone else leave the door, and I gave a light chuckle.

"Please, just let me fall asleep here, Peter." Crystal said, her eyes closing as she was talking. "I'm too done to move, or even be moved. Just put some of your clothes on me."

"I doubt my underwear would fit you, to any extent, Diamond." I said, laying her on the bed softly, Death laughing in my other arm.

"Just get it from my room..." She said, falling asleep. "I'm done for good, just let me get this rest, I don't care that I'm going to be like a baby getting her diapers..." She fell asleep.

I put a hand to my forehead. "This is so weird, what do I do? She was too out of it to be giving a conscious decision, I think."

"Just do it." Death said, smirking. "You'll have to do it with all three of them, they're all out of it, and you can't let them go like that, what happens if someone comes to your room?"

"Ugh, this is so weird." I said "I'm just going to put them down, and then wrap their blankets around them."

I did it, then I put another blanket over them all, then I said "While I don't need to take a shower, I'm already physically clean, I will. Want to join me?"

"Why not?" She said, wrapping her legs around my torso, now that she had me to herself. "While today was really fun, like really fun, I want some lone time."

She kissed me, and I kissed her back, as I took us to my bathroom, and we spent twenty minutes in the shower, then we got out, and headed to the living room, fully clothed.

"Before you do anything," Aunt May said, "You have to go to school. It starts in ten minutes, and I think you have some people to pick up."

"Oh shit." I said, then I ran, my clothes changing, as I made a portal, landing in my car. I turned it on, and revved away, activating the cloaking, then one minute later, I arrived at the alley.

I went through the entrance, then I exited through our garage as soon as Tess got in the car, then I zoomed to Liz's house, and found her waiting.

"Sorry!" I said "I totally forgot about school, and then Aunt May reminded me! I came here impromptu, we have to get Gwen!"

"It's fine, Petey." Liz said, laughing "I kind of expected it, but I just wanted to know, what delayed you, and made you forget? I couldn't get to your house when you temporarily died, I'm sorry."

"So there's that," I said "I died, and went to the beginning of times, and died then, then stayed with Death for the next millennia, and raised my son, and came back. But that's not why I forgot."

"Oh no, it isn't." Tess said, laughing, as Liz got in the car. "You were just spending your time in your Utopia, and -"

"Let me tell the story, Tess." I said "So what happened, Lizzy," I braked hard in front of Gwen's house, and saw her get up from where she was sitting on the steps. "Let me just explain it once."

Gwen got into the car, and said "Hey guys! Pete, my dad knows who you are, I freaked out when I saw you die, and he figured out."

I nodded "I trust him with my family, he's one of them. I don't mind that he knows, and I'm happy, to an extent. But I guess I will just tell my story after school."

"Ok, we're running late anyways." Liz said.

I smiled, and said "We will arrive thirty seconds before the bell rings, just you wait."

Thirty seconds before the bell rung, we all got out of the car, and rushed in, and then the bell rang, and we headed to our classes.