Snape, Voldemort, Death Eaters – and a good deal of misery for everyone concerned. No romance, no deep plot themes. Just humor, randomness, and a whole lot of colorful insults being thrown around between characters. Rated "M" for foul language.

Harry has a little trouble and an unlikely source gives him a hand... SLASH RATED MATURE

En un mundo mágico dividido en alfas y omegas, Harry es un alfa defectuoso resignado a permanecer solo para siempre, hasta que Draco se cruza en su camino. No será fácil, por mucho que Draco quiera convencerle de que su interés es genuino, Harry tiene que aprender a creer en sí mismo para poder creer en su relación y sobreponerse a la oposición de sus padres a que estén juntos.

A slow-burn Dramione version of 6th year, Half-Blood Prince, told from the perspectives of Draco, Hermione, and Theo. No smut, no character bashing. Primary ship is Draco/Hermione. Minor ships: Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Ginny/Neville. This fic is already completed at around 150k, will post chapters regularly. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

If Draco had had his way, he would not have repeated his seventh year. Especially not when Hermione Granger also attends her final year at Hogwarts for some unknown reason. But a strange moment in the prefect's bathroom changes everything. Can two former enemies help each other heal the wounds of war? Or are they just dragging each other into the pitch black abyss?

- For round one of The Houses Competition - Where Remus is a worry-wort, Sirius has a deathwish, James is basically a child, Lily forgets she doesn't hate James and Marlene and Dorcas have the last laugh. {Drabble}

Post Hogwarts, Hermione and Charlie find themselves both single and meeting up at all the Weasley family weddings. Something more happens when Hermione is sent to Romania to work side by side with Charlie for twelve weeks. I'm an American, so anything that seems off that's why. All mistakes are mine and mine alone.

The Minister of Mysteries attempts to rid the Ministry of the ex-minister's moles, but at what cost? Viorica settles in, while a dark wizard family begins to show its true colors. Andrew asks big questions, and Severus looks for answers. Lucky gets married, and Jennifer and the entire family learn the benefit of seeing through different perspectives.

Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a genie. She wants to grant his every sexual fantasy. How will Harry handle complete sexual power? The Genie is Desiree from Danny Phantom.

In an attempt to get other wizards used to Muggle work after seeing some students miserably fail at it, she invites Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood, and Severus Snape in the perfect muggle-style vacation- or disaster. A DASH OF HURT/COMFORT AND HUMOR GALORE, AND MISCHIEVOUS MCGONAGALL :D

Ron Weasley was supposed to be a passing crush.

Harry Potter will soon return for his fourth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament where witches and wizards from Hogwarts, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang will compete for the Triwizard Cup. (AU retelling of the Goblet of Fire)

Hermione thought that she'd left the seedy underworld aside when she was taken from her parents, Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange. After over a decade of living with police officer Sirius, she is thrust back into the world of Tom Riddle's criminal enterprise. Pursued by an old friend, how long can she live between the two worlds? Modern AU.

谁能想到，金妮根本想不起来的一夜酒醉激情，会让她变成德拉科·马尔福的室友呢？《Flatmates》中文翻译，作者chromeknickers。

This is a sequel to Wizards Lack Common Sense Part 1. A what-if story. What if instead of accepting plotholes in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, the characters decide to point them out. Vehemently. Because canon just doesn't make sense sometimes. In-progress. Happy reading!

When Ron discovers that he can see the future, his entire fate is thrown off of its course. A story about adventure, friendship, growing up, and pushing forward through hardships. This story will get darker as it progresses, just like the original Harry Potter novels. It will cover all Seven Years of Hogwarts, but mostly from Ron's perspective. No Mary Sues, no Character bashing.

"Policz do trzech i przemyśl, czy twój komentarz może kogoś obrazić" - taką radę dostał James od mamy po tym, jak został wyrzucony ze szkoły za podpalenie i okaleczenie. Czy szkockie liceum z internatem załagodzi jego charakter? Ile osób zdąży po drodze zdenerwować? Czy liczba jego przyjaciół będzie większa niż wrogów? Odpowiedzi na pytania znajdziecie w opowiadaniu. AU!

This is a series of drabbles, ficlets and one-shots following our dear Fred and Hermione from June of 1995 (shortly before the third task of the Triwizard Tournament) to an as-of-yet undetermined point post-war. Let's just call it the bastard love child of Alternate Canon and Fix-it Fic and leave it at that.

(AU) Harry Potter is different. No one is more aware of this than him. His relatives acknowledge his existence only when necessary and despite growing up surrounded by creature comforts, everything he has ever owned is either a hand me down, stolen, scavenged or lent to him out of pity. He has no one to rely on. He tells himself that he prefers it that way. But no man is an island.

Hermione Granger is destined to lead a life with great power. But first, she must live a broken life until the right time comes, saved by her saviours. Hermione is mated with five ladies. This story is created by SkullChaser09.

The story of Harry and Daniel Potter begins when they go to Hogwarts

When a strange young man came knocking at Wool's Orphanage in 1936, offering a young girl a place at Durmstrang Institute of Magic, Tom and Gisela's questions were answered. They had survived the Great Depression together but faced with the challenge of separation and a continent at war between them, will the orphans survive? Historically accurate and psychologically realistic.

Thirty year old Lauren Ward wakes up to find herself in the magical world of Harry Potter, but she's stuck in her eleven year old body. Not only does she have to redo school all over again, but she also has to learn magic and all that entails being a witch. A grudging friendship is struck up between Professor and student, which evolves into romance in eventual years.

"You don't like British food?" Lestrange asked, he seems amused by her slight grimace.  "No...I will return your favour later?" She feel nervous inside, but still able to keep a straight face.  Ashika didn't think Lestrange will demands her to return his favour later and somehow end up as a mudblood death eater. (Self-Insert, Drabbles, Japanese-British OC).

Est-ce que vous vous êtes déjà posé la question, si Harry avait eu une enfance heureuse ou bien que ses parents n'étaient pas morts ou alors que le méchant ne semblait pas être celui qu'on croyait. Qu'est-ce qui se serait passé? Moi oui ! Je vais vous raconter l'histoire de ce bambin qui a survécu au sortilège de la mort et qui a eu une enfance terrible, mais de façon joyeuse par