An HP-FMA shitpost, basically. Ed and Al have just returned from the wonders of reading the sixth book of Harry Potter, desperately waiting another release (or at least Al is). However, suddenly, the lights of their train go dark, the cabins are suddenly emptied, and they find themselves in a train station of the afterlife...

With a shaky relationship with the state of Amestris and the magical community of Britain, a diplomatic party of two plucky state alchemists is sent to Hogwarts. When another mission is surfaced, involving an even more plucky wizard boy and a Dark Lord, Edward Elric is less than thrilled. So is Harry. But there's nothing they can do about it. Oh well. Better get this done with.

After Voldemort had attacked the Potters there were no trace left of James Potter other than his wand and glasses, and people simply assumed Voldemort had vanished him. Maes Hughes however can't help but wondering if those strange dreams he keeps having might have something to do with with a past he can't remember. Rated T due violence and such in future chapters.

Unable to pass through the gate, Truth sends the Homunculi to an alternate dimension... one Hundred years before the start of the Harry Potter series. Skip a forward a bit in time and four of them have just moved into Number 6 on Privet Drive. What happens when Harry is raised by them? What happened to the other three homunculi? How will this change the world? Up for Adoption.

For Harry Potter, he decided that rather than deal with the Dursleys AGAIN, he wants to spend summer in another country and it was his best idea ever. He wants to spend it in Japan...but malicious intent got him elsewhere...in freaking doorway to Amestris. Trading Alchemy for Magic, Harry now set off to make a living, but he soon finds himself traveling with the Elrics. SLASH

Defeating an Immortal being trying to destroy them all was just the beginning. The hard part was going to be putting their lives, and Amestris, back together. In fact, between power struggles, conspiracies,wizards, reporters, and relationships some days defeating the Homunculus felt like the Easy part

Fact: Edward successfully stopped an aspiring god from taking over his world. Fact: Voldemort is back, and the whole wizarding world knows it. Fact: Harry may be the only thing that could defeat the Dark Lord. But the reality is that he may not be enough, especially with Voldemort learning of a new, unknown power. And Truth? He has other things in mind.

The Tri-wizard Tournament is coming to Hogwarts, but so is Amestris. As a way of making allies, Mustang assigns Juna Elric to take a teaching job at a magic school in a foreign country. Watch as she tries to teach kids who are mostly around her age while making alliances between Magical Britain and Amestris. Hopefully, nobody does anything too stupid.

"Going back, Equivalence, or the world's balance usually can take care of its own without much intervention. For major alchemical transgression, the Guardian of Truth is the ones to take care of it. But what about imbalances to the world of a non-alchemical nature?"

What happens when a god decides to intervene in mortal lives just to get back at his brother; insanity and maybe just a little good. Aria Potter the fabled girl who lived was destined to live the life of a sacrificial lamb until she was sold her soul at the age of seven and was sent to another world to serve as entertainment which in turn gives her a life unchained by fate.

They only have a few months left before Promised Day, and Edward, Alphonse, and Roy all fins themselves alone without the team or each other. Part three of the Fullmetal Dadchemist

"Because, Mr. Alchemist, I have a different proposal in mind. It's been millennia since anyone has beaten me, but not to worry this deal still adheres to the law of equivalent exchange. Can't go breaking my own rules, now can I?" the amusement in the Truth's voice was growing.

Major Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, has returned to his search for the Philosopher's Stone after adjusting to his new roll of fatherhood. But when he uncovers a hidden agenda he finds himself, his friends, and his family in peril. Book Two of FULLMETAL DADCHEMIST

Dumbledore decided that Harry would need extra protection besides the teachers and Hogwarts castle. Dullahan!Ed. Eventual RoyEd. This is my first fanfic so please don't be to harsh. M because of Ed's mouth and other to be determined factors. I'm also paranoid.

When Edward Elric steps foot on Platform 9 3/4, he brings with him a number of abnormalities, such as a new DADA professor, a keen affinity for Transfiguration, and a seemingly infallible determination to spend as much time in the library as he can. Oh, and the dragons. Who could ever forget the dragons? Post-FMA/HP book 4

Harry has just won the war against Voldemort, but it seems as though Death has other plans for him. Alone in a foreign land, he has to build a life for himself, but as external forces threaten his place in this new world, will he be able keep those he cares about safe? Revised chapters all up, story will continue as normal now.

The Elric brothers, Mustang, and Hawkeye were forced to go through the Gate, transporting them into another world different from their own. The only catch? There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. Post-FMAB, OotP. [Currently in hiatus, will be back on 2021]

When Major Edward Elric, known as The Fullmetal Alchemist, was loaned to England from the barely known country of Amestris to help them track down a group of killers he discovered a deeper conspiracy leading him to his latest impulsive choice. Slightly Pre-series. Book one of the Fullmetal Dadchemist series

The Fullmetal alchemist's final transmutation goes awry as Truth drags her to a new world to solve more problems.

Eve and her finance Envy, along with there best friend/brother Ed, and Al are sent by her brother Roy to go teach at Hogwarts. Now they need to survive teaching a bunch of kids while something crazy happens every year and they can't leave for the next five years. And they cherry on top is that they have to do it in a magic school, while planning a wedding.

Gracia Potter and her few friends left Britian they had left to go to Amestris to heal and to get away from the pain but while there Gracia had never expected to find someone to love her

A series of one-shots chronicling possible (and often used!) tropes in Harry Potter Fullmetal Alchemist Crossovers, as well as more original ideas of the same nature. Crack! Cross-posted on AO3. Part 1: Houses - complete. Part 2: Boggarts - in progress.

Erika was going to meet her brother Roy Mustang in Central City and she scares Roy

It's been almost a year since the Promised Day and when Ed is called in on a mission, he certainty did not expect it to involve flying brooms and fire breathing dragons. Being the bodyguard for the Boy Who Lived is no easy task, but he's the Fullmetal Alchemist! He can surely basically babysit a teenager... right? Takes place in Goblet of Fire and After the Promised Day.

For political reasons, Britain asks Amestris for a bodyguard. For political reasons, Amestris sends the Fullmetal Alchemist. Unfortunately for both sides, neither Harry nor Ed really like this idea. Unfortunately for both boys, they're stuck with it. Crossposted on AO3