Disclaimer: I don't own Overlord

Warning: Contains blood, gore, lemons, Harem and possible rape.

A/N: This is my first piece of writing so any and all reviews will be appreciated. I have created 2 OC's to help me explore Overlord. It's been done before I know but I wanna take my stab at it and generally just have some fun. No Ainz or Nazarick for the first couple of chapters but they will eventually meet and then the great harem will commence mwahahahahahaha. If you don't like it you don't have to read but I'll stop rambling here.

A/N(2): I have edited it slightly to remove the potion plothole

Alongside a large road stood two figures surrounded by a large grassy plain. One stood in half plate and leather, complete with a helm and black cloak. At his side hung a short plain one-handed sword and behind his left shoulder hung a small circular shield.

The wind whistled through the dark hair of the girl standing next to him as she shivered in her skimpy armoured bikini. In her hand was an elegant bow with a quiver of arrows and a short blade hung at her waist. A dark cloak hid her black wings from view.

The armoured figure was the first to speak "wait, I thought the server was meant to shut down. Weren't we too late?"

The girl responded uncertainly "yeah, ummmm… Force logout?" She looked around expectantly, and when nothing happened, a look of confusion grew on her face. "Uhhhhh, Hal why didn't that work?"

"Force logout?" the armoured figure, Hal, tried "nope that is not working. That should really be working. Maybe we aren't in Yggdrasil anymore Kate? But how could that be. The server was meant to shut down. We were too late." Then he muttered under his breath "Stupid timezones."

"Wait do you feel that" Kate replied

"No I don't, You can't feel much in…" Hal trailed off "Wind?"

"Yeah. Are we maybe in an actual world now? I mean not in a game anymore? Have we been Isekai'd?" Kate continued her hands starting to fiddle with her bow.

"Maybe this is just a dream, maybe we'll just wake up and we'll just be back in our rooms?" Hal said fiddling with the grip of his sword as he the gravity of the situation started to sink in.

"Do you really want that Hal? Even if this is just a dream... we finally get to be together again." A smile started growing across Kate's face. She dropped her bow on the floor.

"You are right. Even if we aren't here for long. We should make the most of…" Hal stopped as Kate reached up, removing his helm.

"Now I can see you properly. I never really liked that helm. Always hiding your face from me. Do you want to see if the limits have been removed?" Hal's Helm made a thump as it hit the ground and Kate grabbed hold of Hal's right arm and started to guide it up.

"Ye…" Hal was interrupted as Kate leaned forwards for a kiss. Their lips met as Kate guided Hal's hand to her boobs. Her armoured bra was pushed up and out of the way as he started squeezing her. Kate moaned in pleasure as their tongues found each other and started to entangle.

Hal then pulled back to say "I guess that means we definitely aren't in a game anymore"

"You really stopped to say that? You are so gonna get punished for that!" Kate replied angrily. She then undid his belt and pulled down his pants slightly but they got caught on his tassets(thigh plate). They had slipped down enough to reveal his dick which unsurprisingly was standing tall. Then as she felt the knowledge surface in her mind she thought [Silent magic: Blue balls] a small blue magic circle formed around his dick and then faded.

"What was that?" Hal asked concern creeping onto his face.

"Oh nothing important, just a little punishment for your previous crimes." Kate replied with an evil grin on her face as she gripped Hal's dich with her hand and started to jerk him off. A little bit of precum started to dribble out the tip and Kate couldn't stop herself from licking it. The salty taste started to fill her mouth as she continued to lick the tip. Hal's hands grabbed onto her head as his concern was replaced with pleasure. He Pushed her further onto his dick and she started to suck it. Her tongue seemed longer than it should be as it started wrapping itself around his dick.

"Somethings coming…" Hal started and then disappointment and pain fought on his face as the blue circle returned around his dick and then shattered. Kate removed herself from his dick as he continued " what did you do to me. I was so close to…"

"Just a little spell. We now know that we can still cast spells." Kate said with puppy dog eyes trying to plead her innocence.

"Couldn't you have tried a different one of your succubus spells?" Hal asked.

"But I had to get you back for what you did earlier. Maybe my new race is affecting me." Kate replied.

"Ok, I'll forgive you as long as you continue."

"But what if I didn't" Kate said teasingly as she brought her head back down towards his dick. Only to find a bloodsoaked arrow in her face, it's fresh coating splashing onto her face. Hal groaned in shock while Kate Screamed as she fell on her back (A/N I'm sorry guys. More lemons next chapter). A second arrow joined the first in his waist underneath his cuirass. A third arrow planted itself firmly into his shield knocking Hal to the ground. He lay there groaning, his eyes wide with shock. Kate was not much better as she grabbed her bow and stood up fumbling for an arrow but managing to drop the first two that she tried to grab.

Two men burst out of the long grass, one held a pike and the other an axe and shield. They wore light armour with the only metal being the pikeman's breastplate and their helms which were reinforced with steel. Behind them stood two archers who also lacked heavy armour and a third figure in chainmail, with a greatsword laying over their shoulder, who stood next to them giving orders. "Well that was easy. Must be a couple of noble children playing adventurers. You guys can do what you want with the girl" the leader's voice was surprisingly young and feminine. But Kate couldn't focus on that at the moment as she loosed her first arrow which went wide only just nicking the arm of the pikeman making him angry.

"[Shield Bash]" the axeman activated his martial art, slamming his shield into Kate, winding her and driving her into the ground. The pikeman plated his pike into the ground as he no longer required it and drew his dagger as he knelt down onto Kate's legs pinning her to the ground.

"Hey this girl's a slut. Look at what she's wearing. Just a Bikini, What kind of armour is that?" The pikeman said, licking his lips in anticipation as he cut the strap of Kate's bra with his knife. Kate started whimpering in fear as the tip of the blade slowly traced down her stomach. His friend approached as he reached her pantie, cutting them loose as well revealing her shaved nether region. Kate was too dazed to respond and just lay there unable to respond.

"Hey your right look how wet she is too, maybe she's enjoying this. That would explain why she's not fighting back. And wait, are those wings behind her? Is she.. a demihuman?" The axeman responded, holstering his axe by his side before removing his glove from his right hand so as to have some fun. But at that moment he felt a searing pain in his midsection and looked down to find his bottom half missing. With a trail of blood following it Hal's blade continued out of the axeman and buried into the side of the pikeman who crumpled like a puppet whose strings had been cut. As Hal removed his blade from the bandit he fell to one knee. More blood dripped from the two arrows in him as he gritted his teeth. Shrugging his shield down onto his left arm he stuck his blade in the ground as he fiddled with his belt trying to pull his pants back up.

Kate lay down in shock as two bodies hit the ground next to her as a metallic taste filled her mouth as she was sprayed with blood from the two dead bandits. She broke out of her shock as two arrows slammed into Hal's Shield. "A little help here?" Hal said, his voice full of pain. Kate grabbed her bow from where it had landed on the ground. This time she focused on hitting the target rather than speed. Her next arrow found its mark right in the middle of one of the archers' faces, instantly killing him. The other archer took one look at his three friends on the ground and dropped his bow and ran. An arrow found his back and he stumbled and then fell as a second one joined the first. "What was that? He was obviously running Kate?" Hal said, confused. He had finished pulling up his pants and had drawn his sword with its fresh coating of dirt.

"I'm fresh outta mercy here." Kate replied coldly. In response, and realising that retreat was no longer an option the bandit leader put their second hand on their greatsword and charged, crossing the distance between them quickly.

"[Slash]" activating a martial art the bandit leader brought down their greatsword with a devastating strike which should have split the injured swordsman in two. However Hal countered it with his sword which sliced straight through the inferior greatsword which embedded itself harmlessly into the ground. With its top half flying off behind Hal no longer bound to the rest of the blade. The bandit looked dumbfounded at her now considerably shorter blade. Hal used this moment of confusion to slam his shield into the bandit's sending her sprawling. Hal then slammed his boot down on her stomach which winded her.

"Do you yield?" Hal asked as he removed the helm of the bandit with his blade causing her long hair to spill out "Wait she's a girl?" Hal continued with confusion as the adrenaline started to drain from him.

"I surrender!" Came the reply from the bandit. Kate walked up grabbing some rope off one of the dead bandits tieing up the bandit leader. As she finished she looked over to Hal to find he had once again collapsed and she cried out as she saw another pool of blood forming under him.

"Hal! No you can't die here! You can't leave me alone here in this new world!" She subconsciously fumbled in her inventory for a healing potion. And then remembered she had none. Her face grew noticeably more pale and she started searching her inventory for anything, anything that would be able to save Hal. Her hands stopped on a first aid kit which was just a piece of decoration back in Yggdrasil. Opening it she found some bandages among other bits of medical equipment. She then broke the arrow heads off and pulled the shafts out of Hal. She grew even more worried as the wounds started spewing out even more blood. She then tightly wound the bandages around his waist and messily tied them off. The bandages were quickly soaked red as Hal lay on his side unconscious. Worried she removed his glove and checked his pulse on his wrist but was relieved to find that it was still there. Kate then moved her ear to his mouth and was again relieved to find that he was still breathing.

Still worried and scared after her close encounter she went to the bandit leader and asked "do you guys have a healing potion?"

The sarcastic reply arrived quickly from the bandit "does it look like we're made of money?"

Kate in her anger knocked the bandit unconscious with the butt of her dagger. Suddenly the only conscious person around she finally remembered that she had a pet, a wolf who she summoned and told to warn her if anyone came near. She then set about making camp and setting up a fire since the sun was dropping and it was starting to get cold. She also found some less revealing and more importantly undamaged clothes in her inventory to put on.

While setting up camp Kate thought back to when she was first introduced to the guild. It was about a year ago now…

1 Year Ago:

Kate messaged her friend Bukubukuchagama [Do you know any good DMMORPGs that I can play with Hal?]

Bukubukuchagama responded [How about Yggdrasill? I quit a while ago but I'm pretty sure there's still some of my guild still active. You could get them to show you around since I don't have much time anymore. So much work.]

[I might try that.]

[Ok I'll give you the guild leaders email Momongaisdabest ] (A/N what why not?)

After emailing Momonga and Hal they agreed to go and meet up in Yggdrasil on the weekend when they weren't busy.

Hal created a draconic warrior and Kate created a Succubus archer and they met Momonga who showed them the ropes. Though he did kinda feel a bit third-wheely with the two lovers. But he tried not to let that distract him as he was happy to have some new semi-regular members of the guild.

They leveled pretty slowly as they were playing around their schedules. They reached level 50 after 6 months of on and off play. And with Momonga's blessing they decided to duo a small dungeon. However Momonga had slightly miscalculated and the dungeon was a bit too hard for them and to make matters worse they had decided to attempt it when he wasn't on.

The two of them had made it all the way to the final boss with the help of a lot of potions. "Are you ready Hal?" Kate called to him as they peered at the final boss. It was a giant goblin with a golden crown on its head and a giant club in its hand, Momonga obviously had a sense of humour as Hal's current fascination was an old light novel called goblin slayer. He had even changed his set of equipment to look like him, mostly.

"Ready" Hal replied charging forwards to take agro. He tried to remember what Momonga had said about the patterns of this boss. First a swipe down, he dodged to the left as the floor shattered underneath the massive club that the goblin king wielded. Then a side swipe, he jumped over this one as he heard Kate's Arrows whizzing past him. And then it's a… he stared blankly with only his reactions saving him from the full damage as he brought his shield up as the goblin king reversed his last swipe with a great swat sending Hal flying.

"Hal!" Kate cried out as he slammed into a pillar. Half his hp gone with one swing. Momonga was right. If you dodged all his attacks the last boss was easy but if you didn't… Well Hal's current predicament showed what happened then. She continued firing trying to distract the boss from Hal's stunned form. Her twin wolves mauled the smaller goblins left and right to stop them from getting to Hal. "We don't have any more pots Hal. You're gonna have to heal up yourself.

"I'll try to dodge better next time" Hal responded, casting a heal for himself. His hp bar slightly moved. He frowned. This is gonna be a bit harder than he was expecting. Momonga had said this would be easy. He refocused on the boss just in time to dodge an overhead smash. He slammed his shield into three goblins as he dodged killing them. The next strike from the goblin king caught him off guard and he only dodged by the skin on his teeth. But now his big problems were starting. He had no clue how far into his sequence the boss was. He managed to dodge another attack by pure luck as he stepped back to dodge a spear thrust from a small goblin the king's club came sailing through the space he had just occupied obliterating the small goblin as it whistled by.

Kate then managed to get off a supercharged arrow that crit for a massive chunk of damage. This brought the boss into his second phase. A horde of goblins poured out of the cracks in the floor and the king put down his club and rested back on his giant throne. Now all they had to do was kill all the goblins and that would activate his third and final stage. Hal retreated, swiping at goblins as he went while Kate hailed down arrows from above. This part Momonga had said might be a little bit tricky since they lacked a lot of aoe.

They were ready for it though and Kate pulled out a scroll from her inventory and cast [Napalm] which engulfed the goblin minions with fire that burned them all to death. At this the goblin king stood up and Grabbed onto a different weapon this time it was a long naginata which he then swiped along the floor with a speed which caught Hal by surprise removing the final parts of his health bar. Kate looked in shock as her front line died. She tried to dodge as the goblin king stabbed at her but she was too slow and was caught by the blade. She got one shot by the boss.

Back at the final safe zone of the dungeon the two of them respawned. They were now level 45 with no more consumables but their anger still raged within them, and they ran through the dungeon straight back to the boss. They made it past his first stage relatively easily without taking any damage. But were mobbed by the second stage and both died again.

Now level 40 a sensible pair would have stopped there and levelled up to try it again another day but full of anger the two of them tried it again and again they failed. Two more times they tried and now they couldn't even beat the first stage. Ending on level 25 they both rage quit the game, too angry to continue.

6 Months Later

Hal and Kate had agreed to come on on the last day before Ygdrassil closed for good to apologise to Momonga for not saying anything to him and quitting. But due to some timezone shenanigans. They lived in China whilst the server they played on was in Japan. This led them to overcompensate on an already adjusted time meaning that they arrived in Yggdrasill mere seconds before its shutdown instead of an hour before. To make matters worse they had not arrived in Nazarick as they had expected but had spawned outside the dungeon they had died so many times in. And then before they could realise their mistake the world went black and faded from view only to be replaced with a plain of grass. In the distance they saw mountains and next to them was a large road.

A/N: So that's the start. Any and all reviews would be great. More lemons next time as the pair get to explore being able to see each other in a real world for the first time in a very long time. I'm happy for any suggestions on what to do with the bandit leader. I have a couple of ideas but I'm happy for any help.

A/N(2): I'm thinking Nazarick without Ainz sounds kinda fun but we might find him somewhere else in the world (thanks for the review it got me thinking). Bonus points to anyone who knows who figures out how I came up with the names Hal and Kate. Sadly there is no way to spend these points as of yet.