World-Hopping Sakura: Arc 1: Akatsuki Taming?!
SakuraXAkatsuki *Alternate Universe* *Transmigration Plot* *Multiple Partners*
Ever since she was young, Sakura Haruno had dreams of appearing in strange lands and running into strange children. A 'System' with the voice of a little girl would order her to complete 'missions' in order to escape the dreams. Things like: "Find food for the starving kids" or "Teach them chakra control."
This went on for years. Then it stopped and she could live without going to alcohol therapy.
It was the 23rd century and Konoha was a lot different compared to the legendary Hokage Naruto's days from hundreds of years ago. In this technological lifetime, she was a normal computer programmer who loved games and created special 'bloodline cartridges' that could replicate certain skills for shinobi to use in battle tournaments. She just assumed the dreams were some side effects of genjutsu sleeping pills and late night gaming sessions and left it at that.
Except one day, a certain peppy voice said, "Tutorial Stage Over! Here's your first world! Go back in time, gather the Akatsuki and tame them - erm, change their destiny! If you fail, Konoha will be destroyed. If you win, you can become a god…after fixing up other worlds. Good luck!"
"Hey! Get back here you random talking system plot!"
And just like that, she was sent to the past. In the middle of nowhere. Being insulted by two brats.
What do you mean I died?!
*P.S. Don't worry, time skips exists lol* *Heat raises in later chapters**Transmigration story, world-hopping**Multiple worlds, multiple stories.* *Multiple Arcs with later ones raising the difficulty level haha*
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"Sakura…! Sakura!"
The kunoichi groaned and rubbed her eyes. "What…"
"Sakura-chan!" Bright blue eyes hovered right above her face. Sakura scrunched her nose — ramen breath.
"BACK OFF PERV!" Without a thought, she punched the boy out of her face and jumped to her feet — only to get dizzy and fall down again. The strong smell of grass and trees filled her nose, but her stomach didn't settle at all. In fact, it freaked her out. She was just in her office and now she fell into some forest? Did she get drugged? "Ugh…I feel like I had a hangover…"
"Hn. How would you know how a hangover feels." Sakura darted her eyes to the left at that voice — a stoic emo kid who made fun of her. Nooo. She already left the trials of high school years ago.
"Run along, kid. Leave the adults to their problems." Sakura snorted at the teenager and rubbed her forehead. God. This is how people get overworked to death. I really should stop pulling all-nighters then drinking my ass off. I probably went crazy on my chakra again and ran into the wild.
"Aren't you, like, fourteen Sakura-chan? You're too young to drink." A blonde happy-go-lucky kid said. "You sound like Kakashi-Sensei now."
Why are these kids here? What am I doing outside? And I know I look young for my age, but damn it! How rude! I am 27!
Suddenly time froze and a strange voice popped in her head:
[Welcome to Reincarnation 2.0! A new program built to godhood! Welcome, Sakura Haruno! Yay!] A cheery girlish voice rang in her mind and Sakura cursed. The voice from her past has come to harrass her once more.
"No. No, no, no! Not this again!" Sakura grabbed at her hair and screamed. "I thought these dreams ended years ago!" Ever since she was young, she'd been boss around by some computer program "System" that bitched like a little girl. Always sending her on missions and such. She thought she cracked under puberty when these dreams first started! It was why she went wild in college.
[Ah, no worries about work. You died already!] the System cried cheerfully.
"WHAT! How did I die?" She didn't question it seeing as she now had the body of a teen and apparently beat her ass in the forest with ramen boy breathing up in her face. If this was fake, then the sensations were way too advanced even for her world's technology.
[You died from overworking. Head on the desk and everything. Quite devoted to your work, I see~ I knew I chose the right host!]
Sakura punched the air. "I didn't have a choice!"
[Ehhh….so you want to go to hell? I could just let you go but…]
Sakura froze. She wasn't religious, but the prospect of having spikes up her ass in a pit of fire would convert anybody. "W-Wait now! Let's not be so hasty!" She waved her hands as if that mattered — nobody was there. "I paid taxes, was nice to my coworkers, did good deeds. Why would I go to hell?"
[If you don't complete the missions, Konoha will die. There's been some glitch in reality so we found out it's because you were born. In order to fix reality, you need to complete missions in the worlds I don't make the rules, sorry!]
Sakura could feel that headache grow stronger. "Uh…how many worlds?"
[Not sure! But don't worry! I'm here and you can use me to guide you through the story plot and buy cool powers. We're broke though so we need to build up karma points after this world so you're on your own this time. The Akatsuki already began to exist, but it hasn't decided on creating the ultimate weapon using demons yet so —]
Sakura zoned it out. "Too long. Just tell me when I do something super wrong like in the tutorial dreams you made me live with. This sounds like a video game of hell."
[At least it's not hell (yet)]
"What was that?"
[Nothing! Now, good news, no one missed you when you died so don't feel sad. And if you can learn cool ninja stuff in this world, I may be able to retain a percentage of skills in coming worlds! Isn't this exciting?]
"No! It! Is! Not! I wanna go home!"
[Hell it is —]
"Aw, man! I'm just kidding, friend. Can I call you friend? See, I love video games!" Sakura wanted to cry, but it was true. She was a loner who had a drinking problem and she was overworked because she had nothing in her life that interested her out of games. Her love life turned to shit when her rent rose and she only did no strings attached. The only one who would miss her was her boss. "If I knew this would happen, I would have gone on that orgy with those sexy dancers! Regrets!"
Sakura sighed as she pitied herself. She flicked her long pink hair over her shoulder and pretended to be a martyr. "As a woman of the 23rd century of Konoha, I shall tell these men how modern women kick ass. Life is hard for the beautiful."
[…Narcissist.]
"HA?! Why did you choose me then? You told me to raise some guys with love!"
[Above my pay grade. Anyway, quick plot — you're the weakest team member and you'll eventually marry the emo kid. But he'll run away and go hang out with some snake man. Not important. Point is, you'll need to train here for a few more years before emo kid will ditch you and you cry and then run off to find some Akatsuki babies. You just need to prevent the Akatsuki from forming and save Konoha.]
I thought you said Akatsuki was formed by now. How can I stop them when I'm too late?
[True. But those tutorial dreams where you fed kids or trained them and so on? They were real. So now a bunch of kids are looking for a pink angel, isn't that nice?]
…Did you start a religion? And aren't they older than me then? I doubt they could have started the Akatsuki as children if this timeline is after I completed the missions in those tutorial dreams. They'll be older and won't believe this sweet innocent teen standing here was their angel from years ago! Useless! Get your own story straight, stupid System!
[You know what — Let's just throw you in. Good luck~!]
"WAIIIIIIT!" Sakura screamed to the skies. "Fucking evil bitch!" She stomped her foot and ranted.
"S-S-Sakura-chan?"
Sakura froze then slowly turned behind her — it seemed time went back to normal and the System just let her embarass herself. Noted. System is her enemy.
Slowly, the pink girl smiled and dusted off her clothes. "I just realized I left my sanity at home. Now then, kid," Sakura frowned and stepped toward the blonde one. The emo didn't look cooperative. "How do you know my name and where am I?" Channel mafia don. Be intimadating..!
"We're teammates, Sakura-chan! Did you lose your memories?! It's me, Naruto!" He grabbed her shoulders and shook her. "We just graduated from the Academy! Don't forget our beautiful friendship!"
"That's stupid." The emo kid said. "She's just playing dumb. Probably to get out of ninja training."
Hell no! "Now look here, Mr. Dark Eyed Poser, but just because I don't know who I am doesn't mean you can call me stupid! If you're so much better than me, then go kiss yourself!" I refused to believe this is the kid I was going to marry! What's wrong with the original body? How can she like such a stick in the mud! I bet in ten years, he'd be horrible at sex. Always demanding and never pleasing. Fail.
For some reason, the emo looked shocked.
Sakura frowned. "What's wrong with him?"
Naruto paled. "Sakura-chan…you talked back to Sasuke. You really did lose your memories! Help! Kakashi-Sensei!" Then the whisker ninja ran off to find the sensei while Sakura turned her back on Sasuke.
…Can I time skip in this world? What if I just jumped off a cliff right now?
[Then you fail the mission. And no time skips. You have to live it. Hahaha!]
This is some fucked up version of reincarnation. At least send me to the good parts already! I don't want to repeat school…Sob.
Soon after, a masked man poofed in front of her like a freaking genie. He was tall, lean and had that sexy lazy allure to his gaze…
He-llo~ Sakura winked up at the older man. 100 points. He looks like the type to cook you breakfast in the morning once you tame him.
[Uh…Host? Sakura? You're fourteen right now.]
That's okay. I can sacrifice myself and wait until I'm older for this eye candy. She licked her lips subtly but smiled up like a good little girl straight after. "Hi handsome!" She waved like she didn't just swore out the brats next to her.
[Shameless. Careful, host, or you'll be sent to the asylum for being too out of character!]
Heh. I lost my memories remember? Sakura was confident, give her ten years and she'd knock his socks off. In her college days, she wasn't the Queen of the Night for nothing~
[Wait! Remember the mission! The Akatsuki people aren't here. You won't stick around Konoha for long. You have to save this world so don't get too attached to this man…]
Who said anything about attachment? I just want him once. See, I haven't lived well in my old world and just worked myself to death! Now I'm young and still hot — so if you want me to finish the missions, you better give me some fun. I bet you want karma points for yourself, too, be honest! Don't think I don't know you systems are looking for promotions!
It was employee reality 101. If a deal seemed too good to be true or too oppressive, then they definitely make a big profit off of you. And sure enough, the System caved in.
[Okay! I'll help you have…fun…but you better complete the missions!]
Heheheh. Sure enough, she guessed right. Whatever. She died already. And the System's problems were their fault not hers, so she doubted she'd go to hell. This System was like a baby compared to her. Pleasure to do business with you~!
[You bully!]
"Hello? Sakura? Remember me? I'm your teacher." Kakashi waved his hand in front of her face.
Sakura focused back on the stunning teacher and clasped her hands in front of her chest with a sad moan. "Oh, no, but I'd love to know you better."
Kakashi looked taken aback and Sakura switched tactics. Shit. Forgot my age. Sakura coughed and dialed down the drama. "I mean…Sorry, but no, Teacher." I'm a born actress!
Kakashi raised a brow, leaned in and placed his hand on her forehead, his large, calloused palm stirring up wicked thoughts.
Ugh! I can't believe I can't eat meat for the next four years! With a small pout, she asked, "Sensei? Will you help me? I don't know who to trust…" Mwahaha. This is way more fun than work! Look at this gorgeous god. Come, System, I will channel all my years of watching shinobi soap operas for you!
Kakashi winced at the look of obvious trust in her eyes. Those bright green eyes glistened up at him like a puppy's and he surged with guilt. Just a minute ago, he believed she was faking it to show off to Sasuke. The 'act hot, act cold' trick kunoichi liked to do…but now he just felt ashamed. She really did lose her memories. "It seems there's no fever. And I didn't see any obvious wounds. We'll take you to the hospital, okay?"
"Okay, Sensei. Can you…Can you let me ride on your back? I feel so dizzy…" Sakura held her arm to her forehead. "Oh…"
"…" Kakashi sighed. He was her teacher, though he didn't really believe he was good at it. "Here." He crouched down to Naruto and Sasuke's shock and the weak kunoichi jumped on without hesitation.
Sakura wrapped her arms around his neck and hid her smirk. Whether her beloved teacher would care if she moved her hands a bit too much down his chest wouldn't matter. I knew it! I haven't touched a decent pectoral in two years. Hunger surged in her eyes.
[…] The System started to feel regret, but it was too late.
And just like that, Sakura Haruno clutched to her teacher's back and the pair ditched the two protagonists behind.
The System began to worry. What was wrong with this Sakura? Did it pick the right host?
Well. There's no going back now. It's promotion was at stake!
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AUTHOR NOTE:
Yeah. I love transmigration novels.
Also, this was SUPPOSED to be some very sexy Akatsuki harem smutty one shot…but it went into a whole multiple world story line. Sakura will just have to play the long game. NOW WARNING: This storyline is more smutty but there is romance so boom. Later arcs will vary, but the first one will try to be reasonable (well, if Sakura can hold her hands back).
Each world is a different storyline. I just kept the first world closer to Naruto original world for my own fantasy haha She has to prevent Akatsuki from destroying Konoha and tame them.
Yes, Sakura is OOC. But she's from the future Konoha and way more confident in herself despite being overworked to death. Hope you like this alternative world Sakura.
IDK how long each world will be, but since I love reading these type of themes, I figure why not start one? It'll be good practice.
Yes, I know. I also have other series. So this will be fun. I litterally just wrote 15k in a week at least so my fingers hurt. I need to down some fish oil pills. Tbh I feel a lot better writing these days. Haven't touched my nintendo switch so far.
This is what happens when you're stuck at home. Oh well, I love it.
As always, hope you enjoy this spin off and please leave a review!
Ciao Ciao,
WitchySkies