Thanks to Orichacos, The Sinful , Primordial Vortex, Ignis18 and Kairomaru for beta.

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z or any part of the Dragon Ball franchise. If I did I'd be really awesome.

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Chapter 2 - Perverted pigs, thieving pigs

Goku was having the time of his life. From the mountains to the sea, and now the vast plains around them, he had never seen so many different places before in his life. Aside from the immediate area around his mountain, Goku had never gone too far from his grandpa's hut. Goku had never been too interested in the scenery around him, but actually travelling and seeing all kinds of different places had given him an appreciation for the various sites that they visited in their way. It was to be expected, after all, Goku lived all alone in a mountain, knowing nothing of the great world around him.

Goku smiled as he looked at Bulma and Kefla, who were bickering good naturally at something or another. His life had changed a lot in the past few days, and it was thanks to these two.

Kefla was the first person that he had ever talked to since his grandpa died. Goku didn't realise it until he met her, but he was very lonely living by his lonesome on top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere.

She also gave him the knowledge of who he really was and who his parents were. He still didn't know what to feel about his parents, since he's never really given it much thought in the past. His grandpa had mentioned families, but he never really understood the concept. His family was his grandpa. How much different was it to having a father and a mother? He knew not. At least, Goku was happy that they cared about him and that they've saved his life. They mentioned a brother, Raditz. But Goku wasn't sure if he was still alive or not. If he was, Goku figured that it'd be cool to have a brother he can spar against, and have fun together.

Being a Saiyan was a strange thing. He liked all the gifts that gave him. He liked fighting and wanted to be strong after all. But, he wasn't sure that he liked the fact that they attacked planets and killed people. Goku had no problem with killing if it was a bad person, but he won't kill a good person for no reason. It just sounded wrong to him.

His time with Kefla was fun. Learning how to use Ki properly and how to fly. Sparring before and after meals. Training together, hunting and eating. It all just seemed right to him somehow. He didn't fully understand it, but he liked having Kefla around, and he never wanted her to go away. She was a lot like him, and he felt like they could understand each other easily. She was also his first friend. Ever. Goku was sure that he'd never allow someone to hurt her or take her away. Now, if only she could admit that he was stronger than her!

Bulma was different. Bulma was the second-ever person he talked to aside from his grandpa. The second human too after his grandpa given that Kefla was a Saiyan.

Bulma was fun! She wasn't strong and could be cowardly sometimes, but he knew that if the situation called for it, she could be brave and help in her own way. Bulma was smart, much smarter than him and Kefla. She knew too many things and created so many things that left Goku in awe. The Dragon Radar thingy, the magic capsules and all kinds of stuff.

She was also funny. Taught them all kinds of things and now was taking them on an adventure around the world! Most importantly, she cooked delicious food! That alone made her perfect in Goku's and Kefla's eyes!

Bulma was also petty and liked to argue a lot, but that only made her more fun. She was also bossy and didn't back down easily just like Kefla, but would listen to the others when it came down to it. Goku liked that about both of them. It'd have been weird if Bulma and Kefla were shy.

There was stuff that confused him though. Like the times he'd feel weird around her, like when she laughed or she was fresh out of the bathroom. He didn't understand what it was really or what he was feeling. There was warmth involved, of that he was sure, but other things confused him and were unexplainable to him. Goku did what he usually did every time encountered something weird and chose to ignore it.

Both Bulma and Kefla were precious people to him, of that Goku was sure. His grandpa once explained to him about having people who were precious to him, but he didn't fully understand it at the time, but now? Goku knew that he cared about Kefla and Bulma. They were his friends! He'd never allow someone to harm them. Not on his watch.

"Halt!" a voice called out as Bulma stopped the car in the last second, taking Goku out of his thoughts. In front of them stood a giant wolf-man thingy wearing armour with a big curved sword in its hand.

"What do you want, moron?" asked Kefla while Bulma was panicking, hiding behind Goku. Goku himself was relaxed, his arms behind his head.

The wolf-man gained a tick mark on his forehead. "Give me everything you have or I'll eat you, pipsqueak!"

"J-Just give it to him! Give it to him! Come on!" Bulma shouted from behind him.

"Calm down, Bulma. Kefla can kick this guy's ass any time of the day." Kefla was just slightly stronger than him, and Goku knew he could defeat the asshole while his hands were tied behind his back.

Kefla on the other hand stuck her tongue out. "Bite me, doggy!"

The wolf-man didn't take to being called a dog kindly as he roared and swung his sword down toward Kefla. Kefla simply dodged, jumping over the overgrown wolf, landing behind him.

"You're a fast little monkey, aren't ya?" the wolf-man said as he spun around and charged Kefla again. He swung his sword again, only for Kefla to jump and stand on the side of the blade, mocking the giant wolf-man.

"Is that the best you can do?" Kefla taunted before she jumped, standing on the wolf-man's nose. "This is the end." She said before she punched him right in between his eyes. There was a crack and blood flew as Kefla broke the bandit's skull. The wolf-man's huge body fell to the ground, never moving again.

"W-Wow. She's that strong." Exclaimed Bulma, disbelievingly.

Goku simply laughed. "That's nothing, Bulma."

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"No, no, Goku. You do it like this, not like this." Goku listened as Bulma explained to him and Kefla how to solve another mathematical problem.

"I don't get why I have to learn this, Bulma," Goku whined. He didn't like maths at all and didn't really understand why he should learn it. He had already learnt numbers, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, so why should he learn more than that?

Kefla nodded. "I agree with Kakarot."

Bulma shook her head before she smiled a little. "You need to learn this, Goku, Kefla. One day, you'll need to get married and get a job so that you'll earn money. You won't be able to get a decent job if you don't know this stuff. Furthermore, even if you get a job that you don't need to know any of this for, you'd still need to know it so that when you send your children to school, you'll be able to help them in case they need it. You don't want your children to think of you as an Idiot, right?"

Goku shook his head. He didn't want people to think of him as an idiot, although something in Bulma's talk grabbed his attention.

"What exactly is marriage, Bulma?"

"Well… It's when two people decide to spend the rest of their life with and have children together."

"Based on what they choose each other though? How do you know that you want to marry someone?" this time, it was Kefla who asked.

Bulma seemed to think about it for a few moments before she answered. "Well... If you're together for a time, enjoy spending time with each other, have fun and like each other so they decide that they want to stay together forever and have children."

That's it? It was really simple in Goku's opinion. "I like you Bulma, Kefla and you guys are fun, does that mean we'll get married?"

Goku was confused to see Bulma's face become red as she sputtered. "D-Don't say something like that, you i-idiot! It's not that simple, and besides, you can't marry two girls! Anyway, I don't know how it is for Saiyans, but you'll probably start getting interested in girls soon. You'll understand it a bit more then."

Goku shrugged, not really caring much about the topic anyway as he was just curious.

"And don't you think that you made me forget about what we're doing here, mister!" Bulma narrowed her eyes as she pointed an accusing finger at him. "We still have one more hour before we finish studying for today."

Goku rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly at being found out. He really hoped that they would get to their next destination soon because he was getting bored with studying and needed some action.

Maybe I'll make the training a little harder next time, heh.

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Two days later they were standing in the middle of a small village located in a forest northwest of where Goku's grandpa's hut was. Bulma was creeped out by the seemingly abandoned village and the silence all around them. Abandoned villages in the middle of a forest were no good! Abandoned villages in the middle of a forest with no sign of struggle were even worse. Bulma was sure of that.

"This place is like a ghost town! Where did everyone go?"

Goku shook his head. "This isn't a ghost town. There are people here, actually."

Bulma looked at him curiously. "Really? How can you tell?"

It was Kefla who answered her. "We can sense them, really. Well, and smell them."

"You can smell people? Or are they really stinky?"

Kefla shook her head. "Enhanced senses come with being a Saiyan."

Bulma deadpanned. "Just how much of a cheat are you guys?" She was really getting jealous of all the perks of being a Saiyan.

Kefla snickered. "Just you wait until I explain the Zenkai boost."

"The what now?"

"Nothing!"

Bulma watched as Goku went to one of the houses. "Hey! I know you're in there! Why don't you answer?" He yelled as he knocked on the door roughly. They waited for a minute and yet there was no sign of anyone answering them. Apparently, Goku didn't like that as he narrowed his eyes before he kicked the door off its hinges.

"Now it's open!" declared Goku happily.

Bulma facepalmed. "Seriously?"

"Hiyaa!" someone roared as an only balding man came rushing out of the house with an axe raised over his head making Bulma jump in surprise. The man brought the axe down on Goku's head, making Bulma yell Goku's name in worry and horror, only to watch the axe break like it was made of glass.

"Ow!" Goku yelled as he clutched his head in pain. He turned around to the man and glared at him, making the man flinch and fall on his butt. "That hurt! What was that about?"

Bulma sighed in relief as she grumbled something about asshole invulnerable Saiyans making her worry. She noticed that Kefla took a stance, ready to attack the man who dared to assault Goku.

"F-F-Forgive me! Oolong! I'll give you anything! Food! Money! My life! But please spare my precious daughter!" the man begged them.

Goku looked back at her. "Oolong?"

Bulma just shrugged. "Dunno, but I like black tea myself, thank you." She then looked at the man. "Just, what the hell are you talking about?"

"Y-You mean you're not Lord Oolong? You're not here to take my daughter?"

Goku tilted his head confusedly. "Why would I want your daughter? I can't eat her, can I?"

Bulma snorted. "None of us is this Oolong you speak of. My name's Bulma," she gestured to her companions, "and these two are Goku and Kefla."

Suddenly, every house opened and people poured out of it. "So, it wasn't Oolong? Thank goodness!"

"I thought it was weird for him to show up early!"

The man fell down on his knees in front of Goku. "I'm so sorry! I thought that it was Oolong! I was just trying to protect my daughter."

Bulma narrowed her eyes at him. "Next time make sure you're attacking the right person. If I was the one who you attacked, then I'd have been dead by now!"

The man rubbed his head sheepishly. "I-I guess I'm lucky that it wasn't you…"

Just then a young girl ran out of the back of the house and hugged the man. "I told you it wasn't Oolong, father." She turned around to them and bowed. "I'm really sorry about that!"

Kefla shook her head as she waved her hand. "Don't worry about it. Kakarot can take it," she said before she went to Goku and punched the goose egg that rose from the hit down. "See? Nothing to worry about."

Bulma snickered as Goku glared at Kefla, rubbing his head again. "That was mean!" only to get a smirk and a shrug in return.

Deciding to get answers, Bulma asked the man. "Just what exactly is going on here? Who is this Oolong and what does he want with your daughter?"

"He's a horrible demon who haunts our land! A vile shape-shifter whose true form no one has ever seen. He came to our village and his vile eyes fell on my precious daughter. He declared that she is to be his wife and ordered us to prepare her for him and he'd come to collect her today!" The man dipped his head down as his eyes narrowed. "He's a fiend that already kidnapped several girls to do with them who-knows-what! He threatened to kill and eat every villager if we were to flee or try to resist him…"

Bulma scowled at the story. That Oolong guy sounded like a right asshole. "What a disgusting pig." She didn't know how true that statement was.

Kefla glowered. "I want to beat him up."

"Hey, I will beat him. You kicked the wolf guy's ass the last time!"

Bulma, while very much wanting Goku and Kefla to beat Oolong's ass, felt like they could get something out of it too. After all, why do something that you could do for free? The Dragon Radar pointed to the fact that a Dragon Ball was here in this village, so there was a chance that one of the villagers had seen it or already had it. She got one of the Dragon Balls out of her bag.

"Have you seen one of these?" She asked the man.

"Eh, I'm afraid not. I've never seen anything like it." the man answered while his daughter gushed about how pretty the Dragon Ball was.

"Wait!" An old lady walked forward. "I've got one just like it!"

Bulma smiled deviously as she sauntered toward the woman who pulled a Dragon Ball from somewhere inside of her clothes. "Ah, the Six Star one! How about this, Ma'am? Give us that ball and we'll get rid of this Oolong for you. A pretty great deal, right?"

The woman seemed apprehensive. "Well, it's a decent offer, but can you, a schoolgirl, do the job?"

Bulma snorted. "Me?" She put her hand on her chest in mock shock. "Like hell I can do it." She then gestured to Goku and Kefla. "These two, on the other hand, can take care of it, no problemo." The two of them puffed out their chests in pride.

The man from earlier interjected. "But even if you defeat Oolong (fat chance of that happening) we still don't know where his lair is. How will we be able to free the girls?"

Bulma just smirked. "I've got just the plan for that. You said that he wanted your daughter, right?" The man nodded. "Great, go get some of her clothes, preferably the ones she was wearing yesterday, and you!" She pointed at Kefla. "You wear the clothes and wait until he comes around acting as bait. We don't want him to suspect anything after all. When he lets his guard down, Goku will jump and kick his ass before we make him talk."

"Why does Goku get to beat him up while I dress up like a girl?"

"Because you're a girl. You're also pipsqueak-sized just like her, miss I'm seven-but-actually-fifteen. You also got to beat up the Wolf-Man from a few days ago. It's Goku's turn."

"Hey!" Kefla growled at Bulma. "Just you wait another year and I'll be looking down on you!"

Bulma scoffed at the fuming girl. "The day that happens is the day that Goku wins the Smartest Man in History award, and we both know that will never happen."

This time it was Goku's turn to be offended. "Hey! I'm not stupid!"

Bulma smiled at him before she petted his head, inwardly gushing about how soft his hair was. "I never said that, Goku. You're quite smart yourself, but you'll never be as smart as Papa who was actually rewarded that title the same way I'll never be stronger than you, no matter how much I train."

Goku rubbed the back of his neck. "Ah, I guess that makes sense, but don't sell yourself short Bulma." He said as he patted her arm. "If you train enough, you'll be able to match me, I believe in you!"

Goku's words warmed Bulma's heart as her cheeks were dusted pink from the praise. "You're really nice, Goku…"

"Heh, you two will never match me though!" declared a pouting Kefla. "Let's just get this over with!"

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Oolong turned out to be a massive ogre with Kefla reaching below his knee, or at least that was the form that he was going with given that he was a shapeshifter. Kefla simply gazed at the large moron completely uninterested. She could hear Bulma panicking inside of the house of the man, whose name turned out to be Sherman the Shaman, and she mentally chuckled. Kefla was annoyed that Goku was going to beat him in her place, but seeing this guy, it was obvious that he was weak. Weaker than the Wolf-Man bandit even.

Kefla has no interest in fighting weak people. She had done plenty of that when she was searching for years for another Saiyan.

"Heh, Heh, Heh. My cute little bride is here!" Said the massive pig-nosed ogre who was wearing a suit and carrying flowers with him.

Kefla wrinkled her nose at the stench of the ogre. The bastard even smelt like a pig!

"Aw, you're not talking? How shy of you! Come on babe, don't pout! I'll make sure that you're going to have a good time! I'm really a big sweetheart, you know." The ogre then seemed to realise something as he titled his head confusedly. "Huh, you have nothing on you? Are you sure you don't want to bring anything with you to your married life?"

Kakarot chose that time to step out of the house. "You're Oolong? Time to kick your ass."

"Who are you brat?" The ogre snarled. "Don't get in the way of me and my bride!"

"Nuh-uh. I'm going to kick your ass and force you to tell me where you took all those girls that you kidnapped." Kakarot simply shrugged, not at all intimidated by the hulking monster.

The ogre growled. "I think it's time I teach you who you're messing with, brat!" And with a BAMF! Oolong transformed into a much bigger Oni with a huge stone club in his hand. He swung the club at Kakarot, who simply raised his hand and caught it before he clenched and the stone club broke apart.

Everyone excluding Bulma and Kefla stared with jaws hitting the ground, unable to believe what just happened.

"W-W-WHAT!?" the Oni screamed, panic was clear in his voice for anyone who cared to pick on it. "F-Fine. I'll show you my true power!" with another BAMF! He transformed into a gigantic bull, even bigger than the Oni.

"Now you shall see the rage of Oolong! The rage AND the power of the mighty and terrible Oolong!"

Kefla, while completely bored by the obviously weak guy trying to appear strong, was at least interested in the transformation technique that the Oolong guy had. She could sense something that wasn't Ki whenever he transformed, but she had no idea what it was.

"Heh. An Ox, now. I wonder how many transformations you got there." Kakarot was obviously not afraid, unlike the villagers who were cowering in fear inside of their houses.

"If you don't want to die, then hurry up and get out of my way to get my bride or I'll kill you kid!"

Kakarot simply laughed before he stuck his tongue out. "Not gonna happen. Bleaahh!"

"Y-You! I-I'll seriously injure you kid! You want to die that much?"

Kefla at that point was just lying on the ground, her head propped on her arm as she gazed at the spectacle with boredom. "Just kick his ass, Kakarot. I'm about to fall asleep from boredom!"

"Or do you want me to do it for ya?"

Kakarot turned and glared at her. "He's mine! It's not fair if you do it!"

Oolong was sweating at this point. "Y-You guys are crazy!" Kakarot looked at him before he jumped to deliver a kick. Oolong dodged by transforming again BAMF! Turning into a bat as Kakarot's kick missed him and hit a tree, splitting in half. Oolong, obviously now aware that he got no chance at fighting them, decided to fly away.

"Goku! Don't let him get away! We need to learn the location of the girls and how he does his technique!" Bulma called out as she emerged from the house.

Kakarot simply flew after Oolong who screamed seeing that Kakarot was flying too. "The hell? You can fly too!? Shit!" Another BAMF! And Oolong transformed into a rocket, flying away at supersonic speed. Obviously, that was nothing to Kakarot who simply flew faster, chasing him.

Kakarot reached him before he delivered a kick that sent Oolong crashing into the ground. After the smoke of the crash was dissipated, it revealed a short (slightly shorter than Goku) anthropomorphic pig with long, floppy ears wearing a hat and a green uniform.

"Ugh…" the pig groaned in pain.

Kakarot landed in front of him. "Try to transform into an ant to run away and I'll step on you." He said before he glared at him, his tone getting darker. "Now… will you tell us where you took the girls?... or should I make you?"

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"This is the terrible Oolong?" scoffed Bulma as she looked at the tied up pig who hung his head down.

Kefla kicked the pig, nudging him. "Now, what are you going to say?"

Kakarot snickered at him as the pig turned to glare at her, but Kefla simply narrowed her eyes at him, letting a little of her killer instinct loose, making him cower in fear. "I'm… I'm sorry…"

"Seriously? This guy is Oolong? And to think that we were afraid of him…" Glared one villager.

"We just saw his scary appearance and we never thought of fighting back…"

Yeah, because you're cowards. Thought Kefla with a scoff as she saw how some villagers were acting tough now that they knew Oolong was simply a tiny talking shape-shifting pig.

"Seriously? Doing all of that just to get girlfriends? How desperate must you be?" Bulma scoffed as she looked at the pig with disdain.

Kefla snorted as she turned to look at Bulma with one brow raised. "He should've instead travelled around the world, searching for seven mythical Balls to summon a Dragon and wish for them instead, right?" Said Kefla with a smug smirk on her face.

Bulma's eyes widened as her face looked as red as a tomato. "Shu-shut up, Kefla!"

She and Kakarot simply laughed at her, much to the confusion of the crowd around them.

"Speaking of balls," the old lady from before said as she brought out her Dragon Ball, "here, just as promised." She said as she gave it to Bulma who pointedly chose to not look at Kakarot and her, only making them laugh harder.

After they got their laugh under control, Kakarot nudged the pig. "Now, take us to your lair!"

After an hour of walking, they came upon a large traditional castle that Oolong claimed was his lair.

"This is your lair?" Bulma gawked at the castle. "And here I was expecting a cave…"

"Heh, heh… with all the money that I extorted?"

Kefla elbowed him. Hard. "You're awfully smug for a pig in ass-kicking distance."

Inside was a comical sight. The girls that he had kidnapped had become spoiled. One of them wore expensive clothes, sitting on a chair as if it was a throne while drinking some kind of drink. Another was wearing exercise clothes while another was drinking wine with expensive jewellery on her person.

The pig fell on his knees, his head on the ground. "Please, for god sake take them with you!" He begged, shocking everyone. "Why do you think I wanted a nice shy girl? These chicks are wearing me out! All they do is ask for things! Please. Take them with you!"

Kakarot, Bulma and her couldn't take it anymore. They fell to the ground laughing uncontrollably.

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"Maaan~ what a day… Who knew monsters like that existed?" Oolong said as he sagged on the ground, not even bothering to sit on a sofa.

"Talking about us?" chimed in Kefla, her eyes danced with mirth at seeing the pig oink and looking at them with fear.

"W-What do you want?"

Bulma leaned forward. "We want you to teach us how to do that transforming thingy of yours. Unless you want us to turn you into grilled pork."

"W-W-What? I-I'm no teacher!"

"Doesn't matter. Just teach us what you know and we'll figure out the rest ourselves. You have the smartest human on Earth in front of ya!"

"How humble of you…" Kefla dryly remarked.

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"I'm flying!" Bulma chirped as she soared in the sky in her eagle form as she and Kakarot watched her with a stink eye.

"I'm going to do it too!" Declared Kakarot before BAMF! He tried to transform, only for his arm to transform into that of a bear before BAMF! It transformed back again to its natural state.

"Damn it! Why is it not working!?"

BAMF! Was heard as Bulma in her human form emerged from a cloud of blue smoke. "Maybe the technique doesn't work because you're Saiyans? Finally, something that Saiyans aren't good at, eh?" she teased.

Kefla scowled at her. "The pig said that it was a magic technique. I think I remember my mother telling me that magic isn't something that Saiyans are good at, but it's not impossible. We merely need to train more."

Bulma flipped her hair airily. "Excuses, excuses… That's all I hear. Meanwhile, I can have fun transforming into anything I want while you guys train, fufufu."

"I'm doubling your training, Bulma!" retorted Kefla.

"W-What! Hey, that's mean!" Yelled Bulma, fear in her eyes. Kefla simply smirked as Bulma had no idea just how harder the training just got.

"A-Anyway, we need to get going. We wasted enough time here, and you can continue training on our way."

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"Goddamn, that pig! I'm going to fucking skin him alive, grill him before killing him!" Bulma raged, freighting both Kefla and Goku out of their training.

"What happened, Bulma?" Asked Goku, interested to know what had made Bulma so angry, first thing in the morning. It had been two days since they restarted their journey on their way to their next destination, FryPan Mountain, and they were already going through the massive desert in their path.

"That damn pig stole every capsule we had except for three! One that has some of our food, one that has an RV and the last one only has one outfit! Why the hell did I pack this outfit in the first place?"

"Only one capsule of food!?" Screeched Kefla. "I'm going to find where the hell that Pig had run off and kill him and make him our food!"

Bulma put her hands on Kefla's shoulder. "Don't, Kefla. He's already very far away by now, and you'd only be wasting time going after him. However, if we ever saw him again… He. Will. Pay!" Yelled Bulma before she tried to pack up and get back into the car.

"Bulma… if you're trying to get out of doing training… don't." Goku deadpanned, making her stop as a drop of sweat fell down her forehead.

"Heh, heh… What gave you that idea, Goku?" at his and Kefla's unamused stare, Bulma sighed. "It's too damn hot! How are you guys not affected by this scorching sun and dry land!?"

"Saiyan." They both simply answered, making Bulma fall to the ground.

"Goddamn it! Is that your answer for everything?" Bulma complained childishly.

Goku snickered at her. Teasing Bulma was really fun. "We are feeling the heat, Bulma. Just not as much as you… Why not start by meditating today? We can see where you are at with generating your Ki after before we start the more physical stuff."

Bulma sighed before she dropped down, crossing her legs. "Okay, fine."

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Very far from where Bulma and the rest were, a small anthropomorphic blue rabbit/cat hybrid was watching them using a small handheld telescope.

"Heh." It smiled before entering a hole and down to a cave furnished with various furniture that indicated that someone had lived there for a long time.

"Lord Yamcha! Game! We've got game!" It yelled, her voice feminine indicating its gender.

"What?" The answer came from a human eating a bowl of Ramen. "Our first catch in a long time, how nice…" the male, called Yamcha, chuckled evilly before he followed the cat outside to see their newest victims.

"Hmm… a boy and two girls… Hopefully, they got some cash or Hoi-Poi capsules… Let's-" he was cut off as he noticed something in the distance. "What the hell is that?!"

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"Huh, what is that?" Goku asked, bringing Bulma out of her meditation.

"The hell is that?" asked Kefla.

Bulma looked to see what exactly had both of them shocked, only to pale and her eyes go wide at what she saw.

About fifty meters in front of them stood a massive robot. It was humanoid in shape, with a head shaped like a screw that had a glass panel that showed the silhouette of two people inside. It had a pair of wings and was coloured in grey, blue and red. To put into perspective how big it was, Goku and Kefla could sit inside of its palm, comfortably.

Who the hell other than us has the technology to build something like this? Bulma thought as she started to get worried. She knew that Goku and Kefla were strong, but she had no idea how powerful or durable this robot was.

"Goku, Kefla. Be wary of this thing. We have no idea how strong it is. If it's too strong, we better run away." Bulma cautioned her two friends.

"Hand over the Dragon Balls or die!" the robot said in a… robotic voice.

"Great! They're after our Dragon Balls? Goku, Kefla! Kick their ass!" Bulma ordered her two friends.

They both deadpanned at her. "Now you want us to fight? What happened to being cautious?" they said but they prepared to fight anyway.

"So, you have chosen death!" the robot declared before it fired a rocket from the palm of its left hand.

Goku pulled out his Power Pole. "Extend!" he yelled as the Power Pole extended and he used it to smack the rocket off course. It went in another direction and exploded upon hitting the ground, causing a massive explosion.

Bulma paled at the power and destruction. "Okay, that was seriously a strong explosion. You guys better not get hit by one!"

Kefla dashed and delivered a high kick that sent it staggering backwards a few meters with a few scratches, but otherwise unharmed.

Goku used his Power Pole in a sideways swing that hit the robot and sent him reeling to the side, but again without much damage.

The robot aimed again and fired two rockets, but one of them was way off as it flew away, while the other flew right at Kefla who stood her ground and didn't budge.

"Kefla, dodge!" Bulma screamed in worry for her friend, but Kefla ignored her. As soon as the rocket was right in front of her, she yelled. "Haaa!" and punched it aside, causing it to explode.

"Kefla!" Bulma yelled, terrified. She was about to run to check on her friend, or what remained of her, only to see the smoke dissipate, revealing Kefla. She had a few scratches, bruises and her clothes were singed, but she was otherwise unharmed.

"W-What are you?" the Robot question, or more accurately, the two pilots inside of it did.

Bulma knew the answer to that question. It was the answer to everything. Saiyans. She was really jealous of them, but she was thankful for that now because it protected her friend.

This time, the robot brought both of its hands and aimed at Kefla and Goku, preparing to fire rockets again. Goku and Kefla however, didn't let it as Goku thrust his Power Pole into the hole where the rocket would come out causing it to explode taking the arm with it, while Kefla fired a Ki blast that destroyed the other arm.

"Shit" The robot panicked and tried to fly away, using the wings and thrusters on the wings, its back and under its feet.

"Like hell you're getting away." Kefla flew after it, performing an axe kick that sent it back to the ground, but just before it touched the ground, Goku swung his Power Pole again like a bat and sent it crashing into a rock formation.

The robot staggered as it shakenly tried to walk, only to stop as Goku and Kefla landed in front of it. Both of them began to charge a massive ball of Ki each, Goku's was blue while Kefla's was red.

"Haaaaa!" both of them shouted as they released it at the robot. It couldn't really dodge it as the two Ki blasts hit, exploding on impact, resulting in the robot being blown to pieces in a massive explosion that sent shockwaves and debris flying, making Bulma shield her eyes, but not before seeing two figures being blasted away to the horizon.

When the sand and wind subsided, Bulma opened her eyes to see a massive crater where the robot was standing with Goku and Kefla sitting on the ground slightly panting with a sheen of sweat on their bodies.

Bulma gawked at the destruction, again awed by the strength of her two small friends. She was grateful that these two were so sweet and kind and would never be a danger for humans because otherwise, she didn't think that humanity could survive against them. It brought down her mood though as she would never be able to reach their level. Not even close. She, who was a genius celebrated by everyone as a prodigy never seen before, felt for the first time in her life that she was inadequate. Even the small victory of mastering the transformation technique before them was a silly concept when they wielded this kind of power.

Her mood apparently was sensed by her two friends. Her only friends really. She saw Goku and Kefla make their way towards her, frowning. "Bulma, what's wrong?" asked Kefla, worry evident in her voice.

Bulma dropped her head, biting her lower lip for a moment before she answered. "I… You guys are really amazing… I thought that with a bit of training I could reach you guys, but seeing you fight… it's just impossible. You guys are so strong and can do anything… I can even make a small Ki ball!"

She felt a hand land on each of her arms, massaging them gently. She looked up and saw both Goku and Kefla with small warm smiles on their faces.

"That's not true, Bulma. Keep training and I'm sure you can reach us one day if that's what you want. I believe in you!" Said Goku, giving her a wide brilliant smile.

Kefla chimed in. "Yes, you're amazing yourself Bulma. We can't create the things that you do. You managed the transformation technique and you're actually advancing in your training more than I thought. You haven't tried for a while, but maybe you'd actually get it now! I'm sure you can do it!" Bulma was rewarded by another brilliant smile, this time from Kefla.

Bulma felt warmth in her chest as heat travelled from her neck to her cheeks, dusting her whole neck and face red at the praise from her two dear friends. She was praised a lot by many people, but it never felt this sincere. Ever.

Taking a deep breath and closing her eyes, she nodded, stretched her right arm and made the palm face upward. She concentrated, digging down and feeling the Ki in her body. She felt the warm flame that was inside of her in the pit of her stomach, the solar plexus, her mind supplied. She pulled it out and willed it to appear as she felt it travel to her hand.

"You did it, Bulma!"

Goku's excited voice made her open her eyes. She stared transfixed at the ball of golden energy hovering over her open palm. It wasn't as big as Goku's and Kefla's attack. Not even close. But it was hers. Her energy. She finally did it after training for weeks!

Bulma let it dissipate as she jumped in joy. "Yes! I did it!" before a wave of exhaustion hit her as she fell on her butt. She was immediately approached by her friends who hugged her with wide smiles on their faces.

"See? I told you, you can do it!" said Kefla.

"Thank you, you too." Bulma thanked them as she hugged them tighter, her eyes getting glazy at the trust that her friends had in her and finally succeeding in forming a Ki ball. Her dream of flying was getting closer (flying while transforming didn't count in her opinion) and while she was beyond tired. She didn't care. She was happy!

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"What the actual fuck!?" Yamcha swore as he saw the two children who he thought were easy pickings destroy a massive robot that he could never beat.

"Aren't we going to attack them, lord Yamcha?" the cat thingy asked.

"Are you stupid Puar? You want us to attack them right now?" Yamcha shook his head. He was strong, but he wasn't that strong. No, these people required a different approach than normal.

"We'll wait until they're asleep and attack them then."

"Wow, you're so smart lord Yamcha."

Yamcha preened at the praise given to him by his only pussy. Yes, the plan was good. Even if they were strong, they could never do anything if he killed them while they're asleep. It was simple really. Wait for them to sleep, sneak in, and kill them before robbing them blind.

Sometimes Yamcha was surprised by his own genius.

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"Ahhh~" Bulma sighed in bless as she languid inside the bathtub enjoying the feel of hot water on her skin. After the fight and feeling exhausted from creating a Ki ball for the first time, they decided to continue on their journey rather than train as Bulma was feeling rather tired.

Kefla had explained that it was normal since her Ki reserves were still rather small, and it was her first time. Bulma, while a little miffed about that, it didn't really diminish the feeling of happiness that she felt all day. It was all thanks to Goku and Kefla really. If it wasn't for their training, she'd have not been able to achieve even that. She blushed as she thought of their encouragement of her. Sure, many people had praised her before (hard not to when she was an unparalleled genius), but aside from her mother and father, she never really felt they were being sincere but rather trying to butter her up. And her father and mother didn't count anyway. Any praise for their children is rather suspect. A monkey in his mother's eye is a gazelle after all.

Of course, that led her to think of her two companions. At first, she had to admit that she thought nothing of them. That they were two country bumpkins. A means to an end for her to use to reach her goal and gather the Dragon Balls. Of course, that did change. The two of them had grown on her. A lot. In fact, she was dreading the day this journey would end and they had to go their separate ways.

Maybe I can convince them to come back with me? There is still a lot of the world that they've not seen, and there is still a lot I can teach them.

Both of them were nice, kind, caring, courageous and strong. They were cute too, Bulma can admit that, but it could be their rather child-like bodies. They were sincere and genuine. They didn't mince words or try to butter her up (unless food was involved but that's a rather different story), weren't afraid to offer their honest opinion, stood in front of adversary without backing down and treated her as Bulma. As the sixteen years old girl that she was, not the genius and heiress of the biggest corporation on the planet.

They're really nice… Goku would make for a great boyfriend even if he still has a lot to learn… Bulma thought before shaking her head. What am I thinking? Goku is a little over two years younger than me, and while that isn't that big of a gap, I at least shouldn't think of him like that until he's a little older. And hit his growth spurt of course.

Thinking of Goku's worth as boyfriend material brought thoughts of her own wish. It made Bulma frown a little, thinking about the wish that she wanted from the Dragon Balls. After everything they've gone through so far, it really sounded silly to her. Using a wish-granting dragon to get a boyfriend. Ugh, how desperate must I be? It reminded her of her talk with Kefla about it.

'Even if the Dragon found your perfect boyfriend, what guarantees that he'll actually like you?'

That was true. The wish was for a perfect boyfriend, but that didn't mean that she was the perfect girlfriend for him. And where would that perfect boyfriend come from in the first place? Would he be someone that exists? If so, would she be stealing him from someone else out there? Or would the dragon create her a perfect boyfriend? She shivered at that. To create life just so she could have a boyfriend…

Of course, she could word the wish to make sure it got someone who already existed, was single and she was his perfect girlfriend but was it really alright to make a wish like that? She could wish for world peace (as silly as that sounds) or solving famines… etc. Bulma knew that she was selfish. The journey and meeting Goku and Kefla, her two best friends, gave her another perspective though. How much different than Oolong would she be if she used the Dragon Balls for a wish like that?

She shivered in disgust at the thought of being compared to Oolong. The perverted thieving pig.

What do I wish for though? Thought Bulma as she rinsed her hair. I'll have to think more about it later. Maybe Goku or Kefla have something they wish for…

Bulma exited the bathtub and started to dry her body, wincing a little as her muscles still felt a little tired. She noted how her body was looking more toned than ever without losing her curves. The results of her training. Her training was mostly acrobatic exercises and exercises to increase her strength and stamina so it'd increase her Ki. She hadn't trained in fighting yet, and she wasn't sure if she wanted that. For now, her goal was to grow strong enough to be able to fly alongside Goku and Kefla.

She made her way toward her room, bypassing a sleeping Goku and Kefla. When she was about to wear her clothes, she was reminded of Oolong's actions. "Fucking pig!" She had only one outfit now, not even a pyjama! Her other outfit, the one she was wearing for the last few days stank like hell. Resigning herself to her fate, she slipped under the sheets without wearing anything. She can leave the bunny suit for tomorrow. So, she put her head on her pillow and everything went dark.

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Bulma opened her eyes suddenly, but she made sure not to move. She knew not for how much she had slept, but she was awoken by the sound of shuffling and someone moving inside her room in the RV.

Only for a person to come into a view. A man with long black and messy hair. In other circumstances, she might have thought of him as cute or handsome, but with her sleeping naked under the cover, and him sneaking into her room in the middle of the night with a sword on his hips, she did the most sensible thing and screamed.

The man's eyes widened as he lunged at her, his hand sneaking to cover her mouth while the other rested on the pommel of his sword while he leaned slightly over her. It only made Bulma more frightened of the pervert, thoughts of what might happen going through her brain and made her struggle more.

The door to her room was kicked open and she and the pervert stared at Goku and Kefla who stared for a moment in shock before Goku growled. "Get off her!" and launched himself with a kick that sent the man crashing through the wall and to the outside of the RV.

"Are you okay, Bulma?" Asked Goku, concern evident in his voice that Bulma appreciated. She nodded slightly while trying to keep herself covered with the sheets.

"Kakarot… Leave this asshole to me. I'll kill him…" declared Kefla with a dark look on her face.

They looked toward the hole in the wall to see that the man was getting back to his feet and that there was some kind of rabbit/cat thing that was fussing over him.

Bulma wrapped the sheets around her as the three of them exited the RV through the hole.

"Who the hell are you?" demanded Kefla of the man.

The man growled. "Me? I'm the king hyena in a land of scavengers. The lord of bandits, Yamcha!" he took his sword out. "If you want to leave the desert alive then give us your money, capsules and food!"

Kefla snarled, her eyes narrowing further. "So, you're a bandit, huh? Stealing from people and leaving them for the dead in the desert!"

Yamcha shrugged casually. "I take what I want, whether they survive or not is of no concern of mine… of course, if they were idiotic enough to try and fight back, then I'll relieve them of their lives too. Heh."

"Then, be prepared to die, bastard." Declared Kefla as she got into a fighting stance.

The man had a sweat go down his forehead at that, which made Bulma smirk being able to tell that he was afraid. "Oh, really?" he narrowed his eyes. "Well, if you're eager to see heaven so much…" he said as he got into a fighting stance, a sword in his hand.

"Yeah! Kill them, lord Yamcha!" The cat thing encouraged him.

The man dashed at Kefla with a shout. "Hyaaaa!" he was unexpectedly fast as he swung his sword sideways. Kefla dodged by jumping over the swing, the man himself and landing behind him. Yamcha turned around and attacked her again with a thrust. Kefla sidestepped it before she spun around, delivering a kick to his wrist that sent his sword flying out of his hand.

"W-What?"

Yamcha didn't get the time to properly comprehend what happened as Kefla thrust her palm into his stomach, sending him flying a few meters away.

"Gah!" Yamcha groaned in pain as he hit the ground before he stood up, holding his stomach.

"Y-You're tough. I'll give you that. But you're not a match for the mighty Yamcha!" He shouted as he took another stance. His right leg outstretched while his left one bent back with his fists bent like claws.

"Wolf Fang Fist!" he shouted as he rushed forward even faster than before. An image of a wolf appeared behind him that had Bulma for a traitorous moment, fear for Kefla before her trust in the girl's strength banished such fears.

Bulma watched as the man launched a flurry of jabs and punches that were too fast for her to even follow. If Bulma could actually see what was happening, she'd have seen Kefla block every single attack with relative ease even when the attacks grow faster and more desperate as Yamcha was getting frustrated with his ultimate technique being blocked so easily. The attack ended when Kefla evaded the double thrust and performed a side whip kick that sent Yamcha flying again with a few of his teeth flying in the other direction.

After a few moments, Yamcha managed to stand again, although visibly disorientated with blood trickling down his mouth and nose and a nasty bruise forming on his cheek.

"Are you finished?" Asked Kefla dryly.

"Ugh… h-how? Y-You blocked my unblockable technique! Just, who are you?"

Kefla's eyes narrowed even further, her expression becoming almost feral. "I'm Kefla. A Saiyan of Planet Vegeta. You hurt my friend, so prepare to die."

With that Kefla darted towards Yamcha even faster than he himself had moved. One moment was standing and then the next she was right in front of him crouching before she delivered an upper kick to his jaw, the sound of cracking bones made Bulma wince, which sent him flying upwards.

He didn't fly too far however as Kefla wrapped her tail around his ankle and used it to slam Yamcha into the ground several times, creating human-shaped craters, before she flung him away. Yamcha's body skipped over the ground several times before he collapsed.

"Y-Yamcha!" the cat yelled, clearly worried for her friend? Master? Bulma wasn't sure what the relationship between Yamcha and his pussy was.

Yamcha tried to get up, taking more than a minute to barely stand on his knee before Kefla was upon him. A straight punch from her right into his face, a sickening crack, and Yamcha was launched into a rock formation, yelling in pain.

Yamcha's body was stuck into the human-shaped hole in the massive rock. He didn't appear to be conscious at all. Kefla stood a few meters away, her hand outstretched as a ball of red Ki energy. "Haaaa!" Kefla shouted as she sent the Ki ball at Yamcha. It went through his chest, opening a hole that made Bulma grimace, before it exploded and destroyed the rock formation, burying what remained of the bandit's body under the rubble.

"Yamchaaaa!" the cat shouted before with a BAMF! It transformed into a massive tiger that rushed at Kefla.

"Can it transform too?" Asked a surprised Bulma as Goku took his Power Pole, extended it and smacked the cat, sending the tiger away into the horizon.

"T-That was amazing Kefla." Said Bulma as Kefla came closer before she grabbed Kefla into a hug. "Thank you for taking care of that creep!"

Kefla hugged her back. "It's okay, Bulma. That asshole wanted to kill us and tried to hurt you. Of course, we'd protect you, you're our friend!"

Bulma saw Goku nod his head with a huge smile. "Right! If anyone hurts you, Bulma, we'll kick his ass!" He declared, making Bulma smile as she felt warm at the protectiveness of her friends. However, she resolved to grow stronger. She didn't want to be saved all the time and she wanted to support them.

"Let's get back inside for now."

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"Two kids! I give you my best creation and you lose a fight against two kids?! How incompetent are you?" A man raged at his two minions.

The two bumbling fools were given the Super Mega Pilaf Sigma. His own greatest creation that he spent a long time working on, destroyed. Just like that! The two morons that served him expected him to believe that two kids had destroyed his great robot. A robot that was unrivalled by anything on this planet! The fact that they didn't even get the Dragon Ball was even more infuriating for the imposing man!

"B-But Lord Pilaf! It's the truth! They're not children, they're monsters! Please give us another chance!" The one who begged was a tall woman with long black hair, blue eyes and fair skin. She wore a teal trench coat with a red star insignia on each shoulder, a pistol holster, beige slacker and brown combat boots. She also wore a bit of makeup that enhanced her natural beauty. That was Mai, one of Lord Pilaf's faithful minions.

"Y-Yes, my lord! Please have mercy!" The other one was a short anthropomorphic Shiba-inu dog with ginger or light brown fur covering his entire body, and a tan face and paws. His ninja uniform consists of a purple hood, a purple kimono with a yellow shirt underneath it, purple hakama pants, a pale blue or white sash, black tabi socks, and straw waraji sandals. He usually carries a wakizashi on his back. That was Shu, Pilaf's other minion.

"Mercy!" Pilaf screeched, causing the two minions to close their ears to protect them from the loud sound. "Mercy? You lose my greatest creation without even getting me the Dragon Balls and you ask for mercy? What would Red or that bastard Gero say if they were to know about this?"

Oh, Pilaf knew how these two assholes would react. Red thought himself a conqueror. Some who could conquer the planet and rule it. Bah! There was only one ruler for Earth and that was Emperor Pilaf!

Pilaf wasn't a moron; he somewhat respected Red as a man of similar ambition and similar stature, but that doesn't mean he'd have accepted him! The Earth wasn't large enough for the two of them. Pilaf also hated Red. The Man thought of himself better than Pilaf because the idiots at Evil Warlord School had favoured him. If only Red knew that the only reason the teachers there favoured him over Pilaf was because Red was a human! Pilaf was Red's superior in every way after all!

While Red gathered a large number of minions to work under him. Pilaf only went for quality over quantity. Mai and Shu may be morons, but they were his morons. Loyal to him, unlike Red's dogs. They were also still more competent than Red's minion and never failed a mission. Until today, at least.

Pilaf and Red were friends once. Back when they weren't fighting against each other to conquer the planet. Pilaf knew that he needed only loyal subordinates unlike Red's stupidity with gathering an army. The Dragon Balls were more than enough to compensate for the lack of numbers that Pilaf suffered and would ensure he reigned supreme! While Red was a moron! He wanted the Dragon Ball to grow taller, ha! As if gaining a bit of height would make people respect him more. He should make people respect him even with his own height!

Dr. Gero was another rival that he hated. He knew the guy from his High School for Mad Scientists, and he hated him. Unlike Red, Gero and Pilaf weren't friends at any point of time. Gero was arrogant, spiteful and an all-around piece of shit that Pilaf hated. The guy was evil! He would do things that even Pilaf would never even think of doing!

Gero thought himself the smartest man in history and the greatest inventor on Earth, but everyone knew that those titles belonged to him. The great Pilaf!

Gero had dared to refuse his offer to have him work under him. Pilaf and Red had both offered the mad scientist to work under them and secure a place in the new order of the world, but the asshole had dared to accept Red's offer instead merely because Pilaf refused some of his methods!

Both of them would laugh at him now, seeing his greatest creation destroyed by two brats. Pilaf however won't rest. He'll get the Dragon Balls because they were his, and he'd rule the planet and make both men beg him before he sent them to the tickling machine! Pilaf would show them his might before he tortured them with his most evil creation!

"I'll give you another chance!" Pilaf magnanimously declared as his two subordinates breathed a sigh of relief. "However, if you blow it up. Then I'll send you to the Tickling Monster!" he bellowed in his high-pitched voice.

"T-Thank you, Lord Pilaf!" Both of them bowed to him.

"Don't think that you won't be punished! I'm taking half of your allowance for a whole year to pay for the damages!"

Now, he needed to work on another improved version of his super robot. The Ultra Super Mega Pilaf Sigma! He's going to make these children who dared stand in his way pay, gather the Dragon Balls and rule the Earth! For he was Emperor Pilaf!

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Bulma looked at herself in the mirror. She was wearing the bunny costume since she had nothing else to wear. She'd have continued to sleep naked if it wasn't for the fact that she wanted both Goku and Kefla with her this night. She was still shaken from waking up to a degenerate pig nearly on top of her with a sword and didn't think she'd be able to sleep alone.

She had asked them to leave the room so she'd change before she'd tell them. While still angry at Oolong for stealing her clothes, she still found herself admiring her look in the mirror. The bunny suit accentuated her lovely curves, if only it wasn't as revealing as it was…

"You can come in now!"

Goku and Kefla entered the room through the broken door. Bulma noticed that Goku's eyes slightly widened, his pupils slightly dilating. Bulma had a dust of pink on her cheek as she smirked smugly at him before she flipped her hair and stretched, pushing her chest out. She was surprised to see his pupils dilating even further.

I don't think he is even realising it. His body is probably reacting on its own, he may look like seven years old, but he is actually nearly fourteen so it shouldn't be a surprise. Thought Bulma as she gestured to the bed. "I-I want you guys to sleep with me tonight. I don't want to sleep alone after what happened…"

Both of them nodded their understanding as they climbed the bed with her.

"Bulma, can I ask you a question?" Kefla asked as they settled on the bed.

"Hmm?"

"Why do you want to wish for a boyfriend? I don't know a lot about these things, but why would you have any trouble?"

Bulma frowned as she was reminded of her wish. She hugged her legs to her chest as she answered her friend. "My father is the founder and owner of Capsule Corporation. We are the richest family on the planet and our inventions play important parts in everything all around the world. I'm his heiress, a hailed genius by many and quite beautiful if I sat so myself." She chuckled dryly. "People either hate me for my success, lifestyle and beauty or want to use me to get their hands on the riches, or get closer to my father or me, the heiress of the company… I cann't trust if people are getting to know me for me or because of who I am. I thought that the wish would be the only way for me to get someone who actually loves me for myself." Bulma then looked at both Goku and Kefla, a beautiful warm smile on her face as she gazed at her two friends.

"That's why I like you guys. You have no idea who I am or anything about my family. You're nice and kind because of who you are, and not because you're trying to get closer to me for ulterior motives. In fact, you guys are my first two friends ever! Seeing how I met you guys made me think that I was being a stupid teenager with my wish. A very selfish and stupid one."

Bulma felt two pairs of arms encircle her. Opening her eyes, she saw both Goku and Kefla hugging her with beaming smiles on their faces.

"You're not stupid, Bulma." chided Goku. "You're our friend too! I didn't have any friends before you and Kefla."

"Kakarot is right. I too didn't have any friends before you guys. Don't worry, we'll all be friends forever."

Bulma felt her eyes tear up as she hugged them back. Yes, she'll never leave her friends. She'll ask them to go with her to her home and they'll stay together forever.

Eventually, all of them fell asleep hugging each other. Bulma about to fall completely asleep felt something moving on her back, she looked back and saw Goku's and Kefla's tail wrap around her waist before the tails entwined together in a braid-like fashion. That was the last thing that Bulma saw as she slept with a huge smile on her face feeling right at home.

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Omake 1:

Bulma opened her eyes as she felt the sound of something with her in the room. She hesitantly raised her head to look at the source of the sound, only to see the most horrifying monster that she has ever seen.

It was a fish. A big fish with large, heavy reddish-orange scales. It had large, vacant eyes and pink lips. Its pectoral and tail fins were white. On its back was a stiff, three-peaked yellow fin, resembling a crown; there was an identical fin on its underside. It also had long pale-yellow barbels.

It was flopping on the ground beside her bed, its terrifying eyes pointing at Bulma. Its power poured from it in waves freezing the young woman in utter fear!

It opened its scally mouth and released the most horrifying sound ever.

"M̴͙͝ą̶̭̩͆̈́ģ̷͎̬̺̑̃i̵̒͋͜k̶̳̠͉̾̈́a̶̢͗r̸̥̎̽̒p̵̻̋̃̇͋ͅ"

Bulma screamed on top of her lungs. Her screams waking up another monster, a pink monster, sleeping in a cocoon in the core of the planet. The only rival of the monster in front of her!

Omake 2:

Goku reached him before he delivered a kick that sent Oolong crashing into the ground. After the smoke of the crash was dissipated, it revealed a pink, amorphous thing with vestigial facial features. The face consisted of a simple mouth and beady eyes. It also appeared to have two pseudopods protruding from its body that it used as arms.

"It's so cute!" Bulma, Kefla and the other girls in the village said as they ran to it and started hugging the thing.

The girls were all cooing and gushing over the pink shapeshifter, but Goku knew its true nature as he watched it subtly giving him an evil smug grin. Taunting him.

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A.N:

Another chapter down.

A lot of things happened in this chapter.

The trio continues their journey as they meet both Oolong and Yamcha…

Oolong was defeated easily and he probably won't be seen again in this fic unless he wants Bulma to murder him. She promised after all. Not a great loss since the only thing the big ever did was interrupt Pilaf's wish. That's it.

A robot that was made by Pilaf makes an appearance and even Pilaf himself gets a POV. That part wasn't planned at all, but I suddenly found myself writing a Pilaf's pov and thought it was neat to tie a few things together like Red, Gero and Pilaf knowing each other.

Oh? Yamcha is dead? How could I kill him? Well, pretty easily actually. Kefla fought bandits for years and with Yamcha being a bandit and wanting to kill them, well, he didn't really have any chance of surviving that. Let's be honest, aside from giving them a car after theirs is destroyed by Pilaf… Yamcha is fucking useless.

The Trio are getting closer everyday and becoming the best of friends. They have no idea that they'll become something more in the future.

I hope that you find the Omake funny enough. I'm not really sure of my sense of humour.

Next chapter is the last chapter of the first arc.

Anyway, for anyone who finished reading the chapter, thank you, and for those who liked it then please favourite, follow and leave a review.

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