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Written in bold are excerpts taken from Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets
Chapter One: In Which Snakes Are Conjured
Snape moved closer to Malfoy, bent down, and whispered something in his ear. Malfoy smirked, too.
Malfoy raised his wand quickly and bellowed, "Serpensortia!"
"Hey!" Harry shouted, "What happened to Disarm only?"
The end of his wand exploded. Harry watched, aghast, as a long black snake shot out of the end of it, fell heavily onto the floor between them, and raised itself, ready to strike.
"What. The. Hell! How did you conjure a bloody snake out of nowhere? That's impossible magic for second years! Even Just transfiguring animals is NEWT level! Doesn't anyone think that it might be an adult wizard using Polyjuice Potion? Like, seriously?" Harry was practically screaming by the end.
Time itself seemed to slow down. He felt himself being compressed into a thin tube. "Arghhhhhhhhhh"
He managed to say just before he found himself in a Vast White Expanse™, where JK was waiting for him.
She was about to start her usual rant, when Harry cut her to the chase, "Hey you have to admit that was a pretty big Plothole! This is unfair! You can't keep doing this to me! It's not my fault no-one has common sense in this series!" Harry calmed down quickly after he let that out.
JK was unmoved by his complaining though, "Harry, Harry, Harry. Why would I ever think of punishing a sweet child such as you? You have done canon a great service by pointing this out. I think I will let you off the hook for last time."
"So you will fix this? Rewrite this chapter?", Harry hopefully said.
"Nope. I will just come up with possible excuses like 'Draco is a very talented wizard' or 'Draco is a pure blood and that is why he knows a few tricks!' or I will simply add something to canon to make it all fit!
Now off you go, Harry!" JK cheerfully waved him off.
"Now I can see where Lockhart gets his annoying habit," Harry muttered.
Thankfully, the crowd had got over its shock when he came back. Harry had to remind them, with emphasis that they are supposed to be shocked about the snake. That's why they were rather Anti-Harry for the rest of the year. Canon weaved itself together just as Malfoy got his smirk back on his face.
There were screams as the crowd backed swiftly away, clearing the floor.
"Don't move, Potter," said Snape lazily, clearly enjoying the sight of Harry standing motionless, eye to eye with an angry snake. "I'll get rid of it..."
AN: Just in case anyone was wondering, the annoying habit Harry mentioned is one of repeating his name like "Harry, Harry, Harry"
Conjuring a snake is advanced magic at best, and ridiculously powerful at worst. I am sort of thinking that those Super!Harry fics should be super!Draco fics.
And do not forget that he is twelve.