Transformer terms- Spark=Heart, Neural Network/Processor=Brain/mind, Axons circuitry=nervous system, frame=body, faceplate=face, optics=eyes, ridge=eyebrow, receptors=ears, glossa=tongue, strut=shoulder, chassis=chest, tank=stomach, servo=hand, digit=finger, pede=foot, stasis=sleep, recharge=rest, sparkling=baby, youngling=child, mechling/femling=teenager, mech=man, femme=woman, sire=father, carrier=mother, nano-klick=second, klick=minute, breem=hour, sol=day, cycle=week, megacycle=month, vorn=year
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'Crap am I dead?' Naruto thought as he drifted in a black nothingness missing his right hand
"Hello, child." a booming yet gentle voice said to him as a blue light shined "it is a pleasure to meet you." he said kindly
'Whatever this guy is he's strong' Naruto thought
"I am Primus.." Primus said to him
"And I give a rats ass why?" Naruto said hearing him chuckle
"No one has ever spoken to me like that your gall and tactlessness is refreshing my boy" Primus said to
"What do you want? Where am I?" Naruto asked him curiously
"Your father sent you to Hagoromo." Primus said
"Old man sage ok what is it?" Naruto asked curiously
"A 2nd chance at life as a transformer a being that can change into different vehicles" Primus said to him
"Alright let's do this" Naruto said simply
"You are charging in head first what about the dangers you can decide not to" Primus asked him curiously
"If I have the chance to protect someone I'll take that chance, no matter what. I will protect everyone who needs protecting, that's who Naruto Namikaze is!"
"You are truly worthy of the title and praise you have been given by Hagoromo" Primus said sounding grateful 'and I should give him something for his bravery' he thought to himself
"So what do I do?" Naruto asked him
"Stay still" Primus said as Naruto was gone in a blue light
"Will he be safe?" Hagoromo asked appearing before the light
"You know I can not guarantee that" Primus said seeing the man smile making him confused
"Then he'll be fine" Hagoromo said as Naruto Namikaze was a perfect resemblance to his son "what did you give him anyway" he asked him curiously
(Cybertron)
"Fuck you" Naruto said referring to the blue light as he felt his insides were burning "well I look awesome!" he said as he saw that he had a orange paint job with black highlights
"Your new name is Naruto Prime be well" Primus voice said in his mind before fading away
"The best maelstrom." Naruto said liking the name before a piece of his back shifted
"Hey, let me out, let me out!" Kurama's voice said as a piece of Naruto fell "what the fuck did you do!?" he asked wondering why he was small and made of metal
"Became a giant alien robot, apparently." Naruto said checking himself out
"Why am I here you died end of story I reform in a few years that's it why the fuck am I draged into your bs" Kurama asked him not really caring glad he was with his best friend
"The old man sage sent us" Naruto said to him effectively shutting him up
"Am I doomed to be stuck with you for now and forever?" Kurama said as his life was always crazy with Naruto
"Do we start climbing or do you think we can fly?" Naruto asked him as he had wings but also wheels
"No idea, good luck." Kurama said becoming a part of him again
"Hello?" a woman with a red and white paint job said coming out from a corner "D-did you come from the well?" she asked as she felt a large surge of power from the well of allsparks but was curious as it usually spat out sparklings
"Well hello to you too good looking, if that's what I came out of then yeah." Naruto said looking back at the well "Wow, that is a long way down." He said as he looked down the well
"My name is Red Alert, we should go the decepticons might've felt the energy surge as I did." Red Alert said
"Decepti-who?" Naruto asked curiously
"Oh umm" Red Alert said as she realized he was made
"Sorry my name is Naruto Prime" Naruto said quickly getting use to his name
"You're a Prime?" Red Alert said as this explained why the well had a surge as the well had been dead for a long time until this day
"Yes, and these decepticons, are they purple?" Naruto asked her
"That is the common color choice red being the autobot color but a few decepticons wear red as well why do you ask" Red Alert asked him
"That." Naruto said pointing as two similar purple bots arrived
"Halt identify yourselfs" a vehicon asked them in a demanding tone
"Twins, or do they all look the same?" Naruto asked her
"They are made to my understanding but still cybertronian " Red Alert said to him
"Halt autobot scum" the other vehicon said to her
"Now that is no way to talk to a lady." Naruto said as he got in front of Red Alert
"It's a neutral, we should capture him and take him to Lord Megatron." the first vehicon said to the other
"Neutral?" Naruto asked her
"You have neither the autobot insignia nor the decepticon, so you are a neutral" Red Alert said to him
"I said silence scum" the vehicon said as he made a blaster appear
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" Naruto asked them
"Be quiet!" the Vehicon said blasting him
"Fuck that stung." Naruto said feeling his chest
"You're healing?" Red Alert said as her optics widen in surprise as she had seen this trait in organics not in other cybertronians it was the purpose of medics
The blast wound healed in seconds "Damn." Naruto said as he never healed that fast
"He's still alive, that looked like a blast to the spark!" The second Vehicon said to the first.
"It was, I'm sure of it." the first vehicon said to the second
"You two are in trouble now." Naruto said cracking his digits and a sword popped out of his back
"What the?" The first vehicon said before the weapon hit him in the faceplate knocking him over
"Cool!" Naruto said before the sword seemed to fly into his hand "Cooler!" he said throwing the blade at the first vehicons head
"This is Dri24-" The second Vehicon was saying before Naruto grabbing his sword stabbing it through the chestplate of the second vehicon killing him instantly
"Impressive." Red Alert said as Naruto helped her back onto her feet
"I'm guessing those guys are the bad guys?" Naruto asked her
"Yes." Red Alert said to him
"Black and yellow guy incoming." Naruto said as he took a defensive stance in front of her as a black and yellow bot approached them
"He's a friend." Red Alert said "hello little Bee" she said as she knew Bumblebee as a sparkling
"Coast is clear, come on Arcee and Chromia." Bumblebee said as he was living up to his name as a scout
Two female bots approached looking similar but one was dark blue and the other was sky blue
"Who's he red alert" Arcee asked not seeing an insignia
"A newly made cybertronian. And if I may be honest… he's not bad." Red Alert said with a small blush
"He can fight?" Chromia asked curiously
"Oh yes" Red Alert said quickly
"And can he, one strike kills on these two." Bumblebee said looking at the dead Vehicons and could instantly tell what happened as Red Alert wasn't much for action and could barely fight
"He protected me when two Vehicons showed up. He got blasted but the wound healed in a matter of nano-clicks" Red Alert said making them confused
"He healed?" Arcee asked as that was not a trait their race possessed ever
"Think we should bring him to Optimus?" Chromia asked the others
"Definitely he's a Prime" Red Alert said as the others froze
"Naruto Prime, at your service." Naruto said with a slight bow
"Let's make a decision fast as it's only a matter of time before more decepti-creeps show up." Bumblebee said
"He saved my life Bumblebee." Red Alert said to him
Bumblebee knew it was serious when she used his name "Can you keep up?" He asked Naruto
"I think so." Naruto said unsure as he's still knowing how to make his body work
"Come with us, we'll cover you." Arcee said neutrally
"Lead the way, beautiful." Naruto said with a smirk
Chromia began to laugh as Arcee lost her footing for a moment as her sister was blushing "careful sister you're overheating" she said as Arcee got reder
"S-shut up, i-it's just warm here." Arcee said flustered
(a few breems later)
"We're here." Arcee said as they arrive at their destination
"Aww and I was enjoying the company of you three attractive femme's." Naruto said with a smirk
Bumblebee laughed as he watched all three of their faceplates turn red "You're smooth." He said to him "Jazz should take some lessons he usually gets hit or blasted." he said laughing as hard as he could
"I used to know a guy like that but he wasn't smooth, he was a pervert." Naruto said to him
"Open up boys, we're coming in with a new guy." Chromia said as they arrived at the doors of the base which opened up and a red bot came out
"About time you all showed up, I was beginning to think I was missing out on the fun." Cliffjumper said with a confident smile
"Haha, very funny Cliff." Arcee said as she waved at her partner
"Geez, man what you been eating?" Cliffjumped asked Naruto "you're bigger than the bossbot by a head maybe even bucket head" he said to him
"Nothing when I woke up, and thanks?" Naruto said not knowing how else to respond
"So what's your name neutral? been seeing less and less of your kind." Cliffjumper said a little sadly as many have been kidnapped or killed
"Naruto Prime and what do you mean my kind?" Naruto asked him
"Not that many neutrals out anymore, usually taken by the cons to become cons" Cliffjumper said until he caught something "you're a prime?" he said in surprise
"Can someone answer me why you guys keep reacting like that when I say my name? What exactly is a Prime anyway?" Naruto asked them before a large red and blue bot came out to them
"Optimus Prime." Bumblebee said
"I believe I can answer that." Optimus Prime said as he approached them
"Optimus is this guy, seriously is he a Prime?" Cliffjumper asked him
"The matrix of leadership is connected to him this mech is indeed a fellow Prime" Optimus said to them
"Matrix of what now?" Naruto asked him
"The well made him on this day." Red Alert said surprising them
"Shouldn't he be a sparkling then" Cliffjumper asked her
"Not if he was made specifically by Primus " Red Alert said to them as she was well versed in the history of the Primes "He saved me from the Vehicons, he was blasted but healed within nano-klicks" She told them
"I do sense the power of Primus flowing through him." Optimus said as Primus gave him the matrix of leadership
"If he was just born then shouldn't he be needing energon?" Arcee asked as he was working fine
"Ener-what?" Naruto asked
"Stop asking questions handsome." Chromia said to him as she could understand his confusion
"Maybe I'll stop if you're answering them gorgeous, and feel free to check me out any time, nurse." Naruto said as Red Alert did a scan on him
"He seems perfectly fine fully charged" Red Alert said to the others
"Nice, Jazz could learn some things from you," Cliff said as Chromia blushed again
"Thanks I guess when I was born I became smooth" Naruto said rubbing the back of his helm
'About damn time you became anything with women.' Kurama said to him through their link
'Ok I'm ejecting you' Naruto thought to him as he ejected him "you wanna go?" he asked him aiming his gun at him
"Bring it you fucking runt!" Kurama said as a machine gun popped out of his back
"He's a prime and an ejector?" Optimus asked curiously then noticed something "you're a trichanger." he said seeing the wheels and wings
"Tri-what?" Naruto asked as he didn't know these terms
"Like I said before handsome" Chromia said to him
"Well I'm sorry beautiful but I don't know anything about… everything." Naruto said as she giggled
"Well how about I teach you how to use your body" Chromia said flirtatiously
"Oh we're taking this to the bed now?" Naruto asked her
"Oh man he is smooth...can I get some tips" Bumblebee asked him
"Anytime little dude." Naruto said to him as the two fist bump
"Man are you a wrecker we just got a guy and you feel way stronger" Bumblebee asked him
"I don't know what that is, as I don't know anything about what's going on, how to make my body work or do anything." Naruto said
"Come in we will explain and help you." Optimus said to him
"About damn time." Naruto said as he and Kurama followed them inside as the doors closed behind them
(few breems later)
"How is he kicking all our afts to the damn pit?" Cliffjumper said as Optimus requested they train him and Naruto had decimated him in combat, Bulkhead in strength, and was racing Bee when he learned car mode (2018 Lamborghini Aventador S Coupe)
'Thank you Primus' Naruto thought as Primus gave him two vehicle modes
"Faster, stronger, studlier, kid's got everything" the big green bot Bulkhead said as he watched him be faster than Bee
"I'm just that good, big guy." Naruto said as he figured they'd probably thing he was crazy if he talked about his previous life
"He's good." Red Alert said to Optimus as she and him were watching him
"Must be if he's already got the optics of the three of you already on him even though he's a few breems old." Cliffjumper said with a chuckle
"You have enough dents in your frame already partner don't make me add more" Arcee said to him
"Just saying 'Cee you haven't taken your optics off of him." Cliff said to her as he was sore
"He's very skilled" Prowl said as he scarred most people there
"By the pits Prowl." Arcee said to her fellow ninja
"He moves and strikes like a ninja, strange for such a youngling." Prowl said analyzing Naruto
Bee was panting as Naruto won their race "You actually got me tired, that's not easy to do." Bee said to him as he dropped to his knees
"Same here, I'm a stamina freak." Naruto said to him helping him back up
Naruto quickly turned around in a great feat of speed and blocked a punch from Prowl
"Nice reflexes." Prowl said impressed
"Your footing is off." Naruto said as everyone looked at him in surprise
"Are you a cyber ninja?" Prowl asked in amazement before Naruto swiped the bottom of his feet
"Does that answer your question?" Naruto asked him with a smirk as he extended his hand to Prowl to help him up
"He knocked down Prowl, nobody knocks down Prowl." Arcee said in bafflement as she had lost countless spars against Prowl
"Did you train… wait, nevermind." Prowl said as he almost forgot Naruto was just made "Perhaps we can teach each other, I was trained in the cyber ninja arts and you can help me become better." he said as his master told him everyone had something to teach one another
"I'll help anyone in any way I can." Naruto said with a smile
Optimus watched proudly as even during this war friendships and bonds could be forged 'it'll be nice to have a fellow Prime in this day and age' he thought as their hadn't been multiple Prime's in eons
"You have wrecking balls, cool. It'd be cooler if you could launch them or swing them." Naruto said to Bulkhead
"It's not always about fancy upgrades in this war kid, you gotta use what you got." Bulkhead said as he wrecking ball was his primary weapon
"Actually a couple of upgrades wouldn't sound so bad nowadays." Bumblebee said as he had been meaning to upgrade himself for a while
"My master Yokotron once told me it's the ninja bot, not the weapon." Prowl said as he preferred to stick with what he had earned
"Wise words, if you rely on a weapon too much you become weak and vulnerable" Naruto said as he knew combat tactics "gonna test out flight mode later" he said transforming into (Lockheed F-117 Nighthawks)
"About time we got a bot with flight." Bulkhead said as the was an advantage the decepticons had over them
"One bot may not be enough" Red Alert said to him
"True but one bot can make all the difference" Prowl said to her
(few vorns later)
"Oh scrap." Naruto said as Cliffjumper taught him a few curse words, he was currently being followed by 3 jet like planes
"Holds still Auto-runt, we'll end it quick" a somewhat masculine but whiny voice said
"Starscream wait there aren't any symbols on this one." a femine voice said to the leading jet
"Yeah, we got ourselves a neutral." another masculine voice said
"Land immediately neutral" Starscream said to him
"Kiss my rear bumper, glitch head." Naruto said
Starscream growls as the two planes beside him laugh "Slipstream, Thundercracker, shut it!" he said angrily
"This one has to be brave to stand up to your cowardly ass" Slipstream said lightly laughing
"Everyone can do this, sis. Starscream is as scary as a Sparkling throwing a tantrum" Thundercracker said as they shared another laugh hearing Starscream growl
All four planes landed and the three decepticons stared at Naruto
"Wow, are you a mech or a femmebot?" Naruto asked Starscream
"He's got a point" Thundercracker said to Starscream looking at his heel like feet
"Should've gotten upgrades like he did, brother." Slipstream said as not too long ago they all looked similar as they are triplets until they got new looks
"I'm perfect the way I am dear sister" Starscream said to her
"You mean with a voice that cracks every time you get mad, whiny voice too, super slender body I mean are you trying to be a femme?" Slipstream asked him as Thundercracker laughed "I'm very seriously asking" she said to him
"Should've stayed with your old body type, at least back then others could take you seriously, as that was the form the 2nd in command of the decepticons should've looked like." Thundercracker said as he had less of the little respect he had for Starscream
"We can talk about this later, let's deal with this neutral first for allspark's sake!" Starscream said angrily as he wanted to end this embarrassing conversation
"Oh please, keep going I'm enjoying this." Naruto said as he was holding in laughs
"Why are mechs so damn big?" Thundercracker said as a lot of mechs seemed to be getting bigger
"That sounds like a personal problem there buddy." Naruto said as Slipstream held her sides
"Naw, that's all Screamy, I have better chances with femme's than he does." Thundercracker said as Slipstream laughed harder
"And you two wonder why I don't tag team with you two. Team of triplets, worst idea ever." Starscream said shaking his head as his brother and sister always used every chance they had to embarrass him.
"You're actually this guy's siblings, sounds like the pits." Naruto said to Slipstream and Thundercracker
"Oh you have no idea you got a name big stuff?" Slipstream asked him
"Naruto Prime's the name, making mischief and helping others is my game." Naruto said as Starscream aimed his blaster at him
"A Prime ha impossible." Starscream said
"Maybe not. The well was reported active if you remember correctly" Slipstream said as she thought it was a rumor as their leader basically killed the planet
"That was me." Naruto said to them
"Perhaps Megatron would like to have some words with you." Thundercracker said as Megatron would either make him join the Decepticons or kill him or even have him picked apart
"I look forward to meeting him, he's needed his ass kicked for a long time now." Naruto said as he wanted a crack at buckethead
"Lord Megatron?" Starscream said as he went to his comm
(few clicks later)
"Amazing a Prime neutral" Megatron said
"Glad you're amazed you outdated piece of hardware." Naruto said as the triplets backed away
Megatron merely laughed at him creepily "a Prime with a backbone I've truly seen it all" he said chuckling slightly
"Oh, you haven't seen anything with me, buckethead." Naruto said to him taking out his sword
"Yes young Prime let me test your metal and see if you are worthy" Megatron said to him
The two charged as Megatron unleashed the blade from his fusion cannon and the two clashed but Naruto headbutted him before kicking him in the midsection.
"Fighting dirty, a Prime would never-" Megatron was saying before rolling out of the way as Naruto was about to stomp on his face.
"Told you, you haven't seen anything with me." Naruto said as he believed in honor but he also believed to using some of the same tactics as the enemy
Megatron merely laughed again "fascinating finally an opponent that is truly worthy" he said as he had trained Optimus before he became a Prime And with the knowledge of the Prime's the techniques he taught him improved to his level
Naruto and him enraged in a arm lock before Megatron could actually see Naruto beginning to out muscle him before he tried a headbutt… only to find Naruto's armor was harder than he thought as he groaned and held his helm
Naruto then grabbed Megatron and tossed him to the ground, but was sent flying as Megatron in mid air fired his canon at Naruto
"You may be skilled young Prime but I have been trained in the pits of chaon" Megatron said loudly as he knew Naruto was very skilled in combat from the way he moved and held himself
Starscream was silently rooting for Naruto to kill Megatron so he could finally take over the Decepticon cause
"Is that the best you got, old bot? And you call yourself the leader of the decepticons." Naruto said as he felt sore and bruised
Megatron growled in anger as he held up his blade.
Naruto's eyes widened as he seemed to be scanning Megatron more precisely his weapon.
A silver ooze came from Naruto's arm which manifested a fusion cannon just like Megatron's
"This is new." Naruto said surprised
Naruto then fired his new weapon and sent Megatron flying right into a wall
"Impossible, can he adapt? No cybertronian can do that!" Megatron said as no cybertronian has ever had the ability he just saw Naruto do
Naruto watched as data seemed to run past his optics, like he was learning how Megatron used his weapons and how he fought just from seeing it
Megatron groaned as he was leaking energon badly. "Decepticons, retreat!" He said as Slipstream and Thundercracker helped him
"...Awesome" Naruto said as he was amazed he could do that
(later)
"I've heard on certain cybertronians able to copy others appearances but never their weapons and combat skills" Red Alert said as the Medic Ratchet was helping her scan Naruto
"Here that kid, you're one of a kind." Bulkhead said a little impressed as Megatron's cannon was very heavy artillery
"As he already is." Optimus said
"Whoa" Naruto said as the cannon disappeared
"Focus try to bring it back" Optimus advised him
Naruto closed his eyes before both of his arms had that silver ooze again and this time two fusion cannons were on his arms
"Remarkable." Ratchet said as he gathered a sample of the liquid
"What in Primus' core." Cliffjumper said as they looked at the reading of the ooze
"It appears to be liquid cyber matter." Ratchet said as such a thing was deemed impossible as the metal had been here for eons
"Naruto how did you discover this ability?" Optimus asked curiously
"Megatron was about to kill me, data ran across my optics and bam liquid came out and I have a cannon." Naruto said
"Did you offline buckethead?" Cliffjumper asked wondering if he did
"Nope a draw, he ran away" Naruto said as everyone let out a sigh as that was how it usually was with Megatron if he didn't kill you
"Wait you made him run away?" Bumblebee asked surprised as he never got very close to the Decepticon leader
"Yeah, guess he can't take some of his own medicine, blew a hole in him making him leak badly. Slipstream and Thundercracker had to help get him out while Starscream just stood there." Naruto said
"Remarkable it truly seems like you have the ability to adapt and mimic others, you are one of a kind my friend." Red Alert said as this ability was something else
"Oh see if you can copy these babies" Bulkhead said as he took out his wrecking balls and Prowl took out his throwing stars
Naruto watched as their data came to his optics as the liquid cyber matter formed over his hands making wrecking balls as the throwing stars were around his hip
"Why are his smaller?" Bulkhead asked
"It must work in proportion to his size" Red Alert said as that was the only thing that made sense to her as Naruto had smaller hands than Bulkhead
"With you, we may be one step closer to finally ending this war." Arcee said as two Prime's certainly made things seem easier
"Aww you like me." Naruto said teasingly before laughing
(decades later on earth)
"Can I ask what the hell you're doing?" Naruto asked in strong solid holographic human body as he just found Mikaela Banes trying to hot wire him and just as he was "forget it we both know what you were doing" he said as he could tell she was gonna bullshit her way outta this
"Can you blame me? Look at this car, people dream of having nice cars like these." Mikaela said as the car was too amazing
"Wanna go for a ride?" Naruto asked her curiously
"The car or you?" Mikaela asked with a grin as she had to admit he was handsome "Wait a girl tries to steal your car and you let her off easy?" she asked as this sounded too good to be true
"Yep now scooch over I see a...cop car." Naruto said as he saw a cop car and could've sworn the driver glitched 'Barricade' he thought as he was a decepticon scout always hiding in plain sight to get information
"Got the law on your tail or something?" Mikaela asked as she wasn't one to talk at all seeing as she has committed a butt load of crimes since an early age
"Shut up and get in, now, that guy's trouble" Naruto said urgently as he needed to act cool
"Okay." Mikaela said getting in the car
"Oh this gonna be bad hold on" Naruto said as he did some major off roading
"What's this guy's problem?" Mikaela asked curiously as the cop was doing major reckless driving before they got off road
"He's after me." Naruto said to her simply
"The hell did you do to piss him off?" Mikaela asked as the guy seemed to hold a grudge
"I may or may not shot him in a certain place" Naruto said as he laughed at the memory of shooting this Decepticon's ball bearings
"Oh my god." Mikaela said with a chuckle as that was kinda funny
"And I may have leaked some fluids on him" Naruto said as he was messed up a little when he did that and it honestly wasn't his proudest moment
"Geez, and I thought I knew bad boys." Mikaela said as that was honestly the funniest thing she ever heard "wait why'd you shoot him" she asked curiously as he didn't seem the violent type
"He tried to kill me" Naruto said simply
Mikaela gave him a look before the cop car hit the back of the car
"Shove it up your aft you piece of slag" Naruto said to him angrily
"This guy's trying to kill us!" Mikaela said as the cop car tried to hit the side of the car but Naruto sped up in time to dodge
"Not you, he wants me." Naruto said before looking ahead "Oh, shit.." He said as they were running out of road and headed for a deadend.
"You have a gun in here?" Mikaela asked looking through his glove box and the bottom of his passenger seat
"Not the kind you're thinking off" Naruto said as he spun out to face the cop car "Hold on." he said as he needed to focus on what he was about to do
"The hell?" Mikaela asked as she saw bullets fire from the front "what the hell is this a spy car?" she asked a little more impressed
"Not even close" Naruto said as spy cars had nothing on him
Mikaela watched as the cop car seemed to shift and make cannons and missile launched "What the fuck?!" She said shocked and amazement
"Hold on!" Naruto said as he fired his own missiles to stop the ones that were shot.
"Surrender autobot, and I may just let you live." Barricade said his tone obviously betraying him
"Auto what?" Mikaela asked curiously
"Well no point now" Naruto said as his hologram disappeared and he went into his bipedal state with Mikaela still inside of him 'better hurry' he thought as
"Naruto Prime, the bane of the decepticons" Barricade said to him with a glare as he transformed
"Barricade, still haven't stopped trying to even the score, have you?" Naruto asked
"Never!" Barricade said in pure fury
"Why can't you be like most of the other cons and leave Megatron? Lots of them have." Naruto said as he convinced a con here and there
"I...will….destroy YOU and those traitors!" Barricade said as he blasted at Naruto
Naruto barely flinched as the shots hit him
"I see you've gotten some upgrades since we last met." Barricade said
"A couple vorns will do that, Cade." Naruto said as he made two swords appear 'thank you Wheeljack' he thought to himself as he had a accidental
"... you're lucky my energon is low. But I'll be back!" Barricade said as he drove away
"Oh scrap." Naruto said as he opened up his chest piece to see Mikaela sweating and panting as she looked up to his face "...hi" he said as she stared at him
"And I thought I met weird boys before." Mikaela said before noticing some places of his armor sparked "You're hurt?" she asked curiously
"Nothing a little time won't fix." Naruto said to her
"C'mon I can...possibly fix this." Mikaela said as Naruto shifted into car mode and his hologram came back on "...not cool man" she said as being inside him as he changed was terrifying
"Sorry I couldn't resist." Naruto said with a grin
(later)
"Who's car is this?" Carly Spencer asked as Mikaela was working on an expensive looking car "please tell me you didn't steal it" she said as Mikaela was a little like her dad
"No I did not steal it." Mikaela said as Carly gave her a plain blank stare "oh shut up and help me patch this up" she said to her
"Is this nitrous?" Carly asked seeing some blue liquid leak from it
"Ah, hey I need that, ah that tickles!" Naruto said which freaked Carly
"Who said that?" Carly asked looking around
"Yo over here the very handsome lambo" Naruto said as Carly looked at him
"Did the car… just talk?" Carly asked Mikaela
"Yeah" Mikaela said simply as the shock wasn't that strong anymore
"Cool!" a new voice said alerting them
"Miko." Carly said holding her chest as Miko scared her
"I seriously need to stop letting you come here" Mikaela said as she hired Miko as a temp for occasional help as she was still 17
"Miko Nakadai, at your service. So what do you need me to do?" Miko asked Mikaela as she looked inside the car
(1 hour later)
"Boom." Miko said as they finished
'Ratchet can totally take a lesson in patch work from these three' Naruto said as they got rid of many dents and plugged up his leaks
"So what are you anyway? An alien?" Mikaela asked him
"Yep" Naruto said as the car disappeared and a human Naruto appeared "just to fill you all in I was human turned robot that can switch between the two" he said as he saw he had some already healing scars
"Hello handsome." Miko said as the two girls had the same thought as even though they all saw him around school seeing him shirtless was impressive
"So what are you doing here in Jasper, Nevada?" Carly asked him
"Well I was just relaxing, I'm an autobot, the guy that tried to slag us was Barricade, he's a decepticon." Naruto said giving them a brief history of Cybertron
"So autobots good, decepticons bad, got it." Miko said plainly "cool can we get a ride" she asked thinking it would be cool
"I gotta report back in and tell the others Barricade's in town and since he saw Mikaela he'll target her. I don't think I have a choice." Naruto said as he became a car again anf\d opened the car up
"You mean there's more of you, oh geez." Carly said as seeing his car form and understanding their planet was basically a battle ground was a battlefield for this war
"Ratchet" Naruto said as the bot made a ground bridge portal
(later at the base)
"Are you sure it is wise to let them remain" Optimus asked
"Optimus Barricade saw Mikaela meaning he'd target her to get to me." Naruto said as Barricade had a very deep hatred for him and despite never winning a fight against him "how's Arcee" he asked as while he fought Barricade Cliffjumper was taken and soon offlined
"She is in mourning, but she is strong and she'll survive." Optimus said as they all knew and experienced loss before
"Yeah as long as we're there for her." Naruto said as grief wasn't something one dealt with alone
"Your compassion for your allies is truly noted, old friend." Optimus said to him with a fond smile
"I try and Arcee said she and Bee were spotted as well?" Naruto asked him curiously
"Yes by 3 humans." Optimus said as that made 7 total with the ones that came with Naruto
"The first of many." Naruto said knowing there would be more in the future as he was surprised they had been hidden this long.
"Indeed, my friend." Optimus said as being robots in disguise was difficult and couldn't always be easy to remain hidden
(the next day)
Naruto stood outside the school and saw the 3 humans Arcee and Bee mentioned. Jack Darby, Rafael Esquivel and Sari Sumdac. Raf and Sari were adopted by Jack's mother June after a lab accident with Sari's father and Raf's mother during a lab experiment went wrong resulting in Sari's father and Raf's parent's deaths
'Gotta say, Sari ain't too bad.' Naruto thought to himself as he felt something odd from the girl as she seemed...different from other humans, same with Raf
Naruto watched as Bumblebee rolled up to the two on the sidewalk as Arcee parked a bit further away
"You know she's gonna try and threaten them." Bumblebee said as Arcee was never very...tactful
"Them or the girls?" Naruto asked with a slight chuckle
"Both either." Bee said to him as both were very likely and possible
(few minutes later)
"Hey is anyone else curious as to why those scouts were here" Naruto asked as the scouts being in this town so close to the base
"Yeah it's like they were looking for something. Sure Barricade didn't call them?" Arcee asked curiously
"No he seemed surprised to find me." Naruto said as Barricade would've tried to blindside him
"You don't think the cons could be spying on us, hacking into our coms?" Bumblebee asked
"Wouldn't put it past Soundwave, communications is his thing." Naruto said as he met the con one time and to say he was dangerous was an understatement but smiled when he remembered Kurama ripping up Laserbeak
"You guys gonna tell us where we're going?" Jack asked as he was inside Bumblebee with Raf and Sari
"Stop asking questions" Arcee said as she drove faster as she was ahead of them
"What'd I say?" Jack asked thinking he did something wrong
"Nothing she just has a temper" Naruto said to him as Bee had an open line
"Can't you calm her down" Bee asked him teasingly
"Sure just give me some alone time with her and I'll have her calm in no time" Naruto said with a laugh
"Uh hello, kid listening." Sari said talking about her brother Raf as she covered his ears
"Oh right" Naruto said shutting up
"Why are we heading for a mountain?" Raf asked as this road was supposedly closed off
Raf got his answer when the part of the mountain they were heading for opened up to reveal a driveway. "Cool" He said
"Just like in the spy movies" Naruto said as there was a lot of down time here
They drove inside until they reached the base itself and they saw Ratchet working on the computer with Red Alert as Bulkhead and Chromia were moving crates
"Hi honey, we're home." Naruto said with a laugh
"We can still shoot you." Chromia said to him simply
"Aw, but you wouldn't mess up all this, it'd ruin the fun." Naruto said gesturing to himself
"... true." Chromia said with a slight blush
"Nice wheels" Bumblebee said to Raf as he had a small toy car that matched his vehicle mode
"Thanks, got it for my last birthday." Raf said as he liked his little toy car
Bumblebee transformed into a camaro and opened his door "wanna go for a ride?" he asked as the boy and his sister jumped in
"Well we have one guardian settled." Naruto said with a chuckle
"Indeed" Optimus said with a smirk as Bumblebee was the youngest amongst them not counting Naruto but they didn't count Naruto as he was made full grown
"Hey" Jack said looking up seeing Prowl hiding in the shadows
"Greetings" Prowl said jumping down and began looking the boy up and down and looked at the loud girl with pink tips "I'll take him" he said feeling this one was atleast quiet
"And Bulkhead has Miko which makes 3 guardians." Optimus said as he found it easier to let each bot and human find who they connected with the most
"Then who's watching these two? Because Naruto can't watch two seperate people." Bulkhead asked referring to Mikaela and Carly
"We'll take them" Arcee and Chromia said as Arcee took Mikaela and Chromia took Carly
"Well, guess I'm clear." Naruto said not really bothered none of them picked him
"So I get your alien robots but why are you here on Earth?" Jack asked curiously
"Think alien movie refugees cause our planet went to hell" Naruto said as he did not need Optimus to give a history lesson
"And because the Decepticons, more specifically their leader Megatron, seeks to claim this world. He needs energon to do so and we've been fighting with them over the stuff for many years." Bumblebee said
"Energon?" Raf asked
"Energon, it is the lifeblood, fuel and our ammunition for all cybertronians, Rafael." Optimus said to him
"Is it really just you all?" Miko asked curiously
"We have friends all over, Miko. Ready to come if needed." Naruto said as certain autobots were hiding and doing long term scouting
"Then why aren't they here?" Sari asked
"Energon is scattered all over this planet, we need others to protect and scout more out for when we need it." Naruto said as he learned he never really needed it as he somehow made his own
"Confounded Earth technology!" Ratchet said as Bumblebee returned as they were confined to the base
"Want us to take a look" Raf asked as he and Sari took out their computers
"Oh please" Ratchet said and shut up as he saw green checks instead of red X's and was surprised when something on the screen popped up
"What's the problem anyway?" Raf asked him curiously
"Cliffjumper's signal, it came back online." Ratchet said after finally getting the screen to come back.
All the bots froze at the mention of that
Naruto looked to Arcee and saw hope in her eyes and she and Cliffjumper were close
(later)
'Really hate this' Naruto thought as he hated being surrounded by enemies while being heavily outnumbered
"Naruto, good to see you again. Still see you're wasting your talents with the autobots." Slipstream said as she was on a platform with her brothers
"And I see your brother is still crossdressing as a fem but you don't see me complaining" Naruto said as Starscream became enraged
The bots looked at the Vehicons were chuckling at that joke as was Thundercracker
"Silence!" Starscream said in anger
"Must've been hard Screamie, for so long Megatron was gone and for him to return and take back leadership, but then again, you never were leader material." Naruto said as he saw Megatron watching in amusement
The Vehicons chuckle some more at that making Starscream growl
"Let's face it Starscream, you could never have led the decepticons… you can't even lead a parade." Naruto said as Megatron let out a full blown laugh
"Destroy them!" Starscream said as the Vehicons pointed their weapons again but one was still laughing
"I swear every mission we go on ends in a fire fight" Arcee said as this was supposed to be a rescue
"Stop laughing!" Starscream said to the one still laughing
"Oh and don't get me started on that shrieking shrill voice of yours, I mean are you naturally that high pitched?" Naruto asked curiously
"What?!" Starscream said showing it making the Vehicons laugh some more
"What are you doing?" Bumblebee asked wondering why Naruto kept making them laugh
"Distracting them while I scan the mine." Naruto said as he looked up and saw at least half of Cliffjumper's body 'no way that's alive' he thought as the body was cut clean in half and yet was glowing purple "Uh, found Cliff… I think." he said pointing up at the half of the body hanging over a ledge
"Stop laughing and destroy them already, now!" Starscream said as he saw Naruto was gone "how does a mech that large move so fast" he said looking around for Naruto
"Skill" Naruto said from behind him before punching him
"Well hello again Naruto" Megatron said with a grin
"Hello to you too buckethead." Naruto said as he brought out his two sabers
"That ability still perplexes me you are basically a walking arsenal" Megatron said as Naruto ability to make weapons was still amazing
"Better to be an arsenal than a desecrator of the dead" Naruto said as he knew Megatron did something to Cliffjumper's corpse
"Brilliance again is shown by you. I'm guessing you could sense it the moment you arrived." Megatron said
"Yes, the blood of Unicron, dark energon." Naruto said as there was nothing more darker than this feeling he had when he got close to Cliffjumper and Megatron
"Oh no, you've been touched by something equally as dark, perhaps less. Remember the Dark Spark?" Megatron said
"Yes, when you tried using it to corrupt me into your servant all those years ago." Naruto said as that was a time he wish he could forget
"You'd do well as a decepticon" Megatron said as Naruto had much dark potential
"Because of you I possess dark powers now, powers I still don't understand." Naruto said as he was afraid to use
"Of course considering how you seem to be like the heir to Primus, now in a way you are the heir to Unicron." Megatron said as the powers of Unicron and Primus were nothing to scoff at
"Already had a prophecy like that on my head once pal, I'm not looking to be put through another one again." Naruto said as he often wondered what it'd be as he was literally infused with both powers
"Primus gave you life in that Well, for what purpose? Thanks to the Dark Spark you were given power as if given by Unicron and you waste it." Megatron said as he made a gambit using the dark spark on Naruto wanting him to become his loyal servant who possessed both the powers of Unicron and Primus
"We gonna keep talking or gonna fight? You're boring me to death here old bot." Naruto said as he smiled as Megatron brought out his blade
"You bots aren't getting this energon!" Slipstream said as she tossed an explosive and transformed followed by her brothers
"Another time then." Megatron said as he retreated
"Autobots fall back" Optimus said calling for a ground bridge
"No need" Naruto said as he landed near the bomb and diffused it "now let's nab this energon before Megatron wises up" he said as they didn't have the resources Megatron did and this mine would last them quite a while
(Back at the base)
"You secured the energon but what about Cliffjumper?" Ratchet asked as they walked through the groundbridge
"Not Cliff, at least not anymore. Megatron used dark energon on him, brought him back from the dead as a monster." Naruto said as he put him down before Arcee could see him like that
"At least we got the energon." Arcee said trying to see the bright side
"Any word from the others?" Naruto asked
"Drift is doing fine in Japan, Crosswise is in Jersey, Hound is in the Rockies, everyone's fine Naruto." Red Alert said smiling as Naruto asked her this frequently
"How'd you defuse the bomb that fast anyway" Bulkhead asked him
"You hang around Wheeljack for so long you pick up skills with bombs." Naruto said as in the short time knowing Wheeljack he learned a lot
"Jackie always did know his way around bombs." Bulkhead said with a chuckle
(with Megatron)
"They disabled the bomb, how?" Megatron asked Starscream in anger as the bomb was cutting edge and state of the art
"No idea lord Megatron." Slipstream said to him plainly resisting the urge to smile as she tampered with the bomb
"Make sure this does not happen again Starscream" Megatron said glaring at his SIC before walking away
"Stop looking so smug, Thundercracker." Starscream said
"I just love how you can screw up more than any decepticon ever and yet, he still keeps you around." Thundercracker said as he believed Megatron kept Starscream around for entertainment purposes or just to relive his violent temper
"Yeah, how you can be his SIC is beyond me. Maybe he needs someone better." Slipstream said with a grin
"Yeah good luck with that" Thundercracker said not wanting the job much preferring action
"I'm just saying that maybe Megatron could do better than someone who wouldn't stab him in the back at first chance." Slipstream said knowing very well of Starscream's dream of being the decepticon leader
"True but at least you know what to expect from Starscream" Thundercracker said as Starscream always found a way
"He's a coward and pathetic waste of energon, especially after what he did to Skywarp." Slipstream said glaring at Starscream
"Oh please are you still shedding lubricant after what happened in the sea of rust?" Starscream said not even caring
"You left him behind our quadruplet brother like he was nothing to save your own skid plate. How can the Vehicons trust you, if your own family can't? Megatron earned the right to be the leader, by right. You? It's never going to happen" Slipstream said walking away remembering their lost sibling and the reason why she hated her brother the most
"What she said, glitch head." Thundercracker said following her as he never truly forgave his brother for the loss of their other sibling either
(The next day with Naruto)
'Hope everything is going well for you all' Naruto thought hoping the best for the others that were out there
Naruto was pulled out of his thoughts as the others showed up with the others
Bulkhead felt a clang inside of him as he pulled out a electric guitar of himself
"Sorry. Must've left that in the backseat" Miko said taking it from the bot
"Autobots, prepare to..." Optimus was saying before he noticed the humans
"Roll out?" Arcee and Chromia said together
"Remain here, Ratchet, Red Alert and I will be outside of communication's range. Naruto is in charge." Optimus said to him
"Optimus, with all due respect, playing bodyguard is one thing. Babysitting is another." Arcee said, making Jack groan as he walked up to the living quarters, "Besides, Ratchet hasn't been in the field since the war. Sure Red Alert has been getting training from Naruto but still." she said as an attack wasn't really a go to option for them
"My pistons maybe rusty but my hearing is sharp as ever" Ratchet said slightly annoyed
"For the moment, it's only reconnaissance." Optimus said
"Then why do I hear an edge in your voice?" Arcee asked
"Because my very spark is trying to tell me something" Optimus said as he felt that this journey would be something else "Ratchet, bridge us out." he said as Ratchet punched in coordinates and Arcee closed it behind them
"So… anything on the activity's list?" Jack asked Prowl who shook his head
"I'm going out for a drive," Arcee said as she took off
"But Optimus said for us to stay here." Bumblebee said as Arcee still drove away
"You honestly expected her to listen" Naruto asked him curiously
"Listen unless it's important Arcee won't listen to an order" Chromia said following after Arcee
"I didn't think having the humans would be that much of a problem." Bumblebee said thinking out loud
"I don't think it's them, she's still in mourning. A lot has changed in the last 24 hours and we all need time to adapt." Naruto said
Suddenly a loud sound of feedback was heard as Miko plugged in her guitar
"I'm going to polish my armor." Prowl said as he didn't intend on staying to hear Miko play and wanted to have his armor ready for when he did need it
"So what I'm babysitter now" Bumblebee said to them
"So Naruto why go to school if you're a robot" Mikaela asked him curiously
"I like to learn." Naruto said as he did like to learn in his spare time
"Wait I've seen you get into fights and saw you bleed once how are you able to become human" Carly asked as he did it at their garage
"Just an ability I have" Naruto said simply
"And because the idiot wanted to check out life as a human." Kurama said as Naruto wanted to see what this planet's humans were like
"Oh quiet you." Naruto said to him
"Uh, who's he talking to?" Miko asked as it looked like a one sided conversation
"His minicon." Bulkhead said as Naruto ejected him
"Cool" Miko said as he looked easily 3 times the size of a tiger
"Meet Kurama." Naruto said to them
"You kinda have the look of something I saw in a book I read back home." Miko said as Kurama's tails swayed behind him
"You have a nine tailed fox in your mythology?" Naruto asked curious Kurama looking at her in interest
"We have a lot of weird creatures revolving around Earth's myths and legends. Like Quezalcoatl, the winged serpent god." Sari said as she read a lot in her free time
"My favorite was the legend of the two tailed blue tiger said to bring people good luck." Miko said as she loved that story growing up
Kurama and Naruto glanced at each other at the mention of a two tailed blue tiger as it was an extremely close comparison to his sister
"Yeah, dragons, griffons, stuff like that. The internet's filled with them." Jack said
"Those sounds like something we used to have many eons ago." Naruto said reading about cybertronian creatures who resembled those types of creatures in the archives
"You guys had dragons?" Miko said in excitement
"We had our share of beastial cybertronians." Naruto said as he remembered the ancient knights and the ancient predacons that went extinct long before most cybertronians came online
"What about dinosaurs, did you have them?" Raf asked him getting a nod in response as he had seen dinosaurs
"You call them dinosaurs but we had dinobots, cybertronians who didn't have vehicle modes but had a beast mode that resembled your planet's dinosaurs." Naruto said as he remembered pictures and that had been in iacon
"Remember Grimlock and his team, man you should've seen them, they were a group of con crushers, and nobody crushed cons more than Grimlock" Bumblebee said as they were originally prototypes built from scraps of DNA Shockwave uncovered since he couldn't find an actual sample like a fossil
"You think they're still around?" Naruto asked as they were lost long ago
"Knowing, Grim, yeah. The giant actually collected the heads he tore off of cons and put them in his locker" Bulkhead said wondering where they were or what was happening to them
Suddenly an alarm and a green light began flashing
"Proximity sensor, quick hide" Bulkhead told the humans as they hid behind his foot "Not exactly what I had in mind." he said to them
"I swear get inside" Naruto said as he transformed and had them all hide inside him opening up windows so they could breathe as he transformed back
"Why'd Fowler choose to show up now?" Bumblebee said as this was terrible timing
"No matter what world the government is full of idiots" Naruto said to him getting a nod
"Try to make this short, it's really cramped in here." Carly said as Naruto was big but a half dozen people squished together was not nice before a large tanned skinned man walked in
"Prime!" Fowler said coming in
"Present little man" Naruto said to him
"I'm here for Optimus" Fowler said as he couldn't stand Naruto
"Well you got me his SIC" Naruto said to him
"Well where is he? Wait don't tell me he's out pancaking a minimall. Now I don't know what language you speak on your planet but you all promised you'd handle the cons. But blowing a crater in the middle of Nebraska is not what the word 'handle' means in English. So you tell Optimus..." Fowler was saying before he noticed a cord going into Naruto's chest "Since when are you bots electric?" he asked wondering if that was a thing with them
Before Naruto could respond a loud sound came from him
"Was that a guitar? What is this?" Fowler said looking at Naruto
"Oh boy." Naruto said before opening himself up letting everyone out
"Contact with civilians. Team Prime has really gone off book this time." Fowler said
"Hey, they ran into us and these three helped him" Bumblebee said pointing at Naruto
"Nevertheless, I'm taking them into federal custody. It's for their own protection." Fowler said as he approached the kids
Naruto put his foot down in front of them "We're protecting them" He said to Fowler as they had a stare down
"Is that so? Well, maybe you can explain that to my superiors at the pentagon" Fowler said walking away
"Don't use that phone, it's… out of order." Bulkhead said as he poked the telephone Fowler was trying to use breaking it
"This isn't over, big butt. Not by a long shot!" Fowler said as he left
"Who the fuck takes a helicopter here he literally is 50 miles from here by drive" Naruto said as their was a couple military bases in the area but the one Folwer went to was the closest
(30 minutes later)
A alarm and a green light was going off
"My ears" Raf said as he covered them
"It's an sos from Fowler." Bulkhead said as he went to the monitor but didn't know what to push before it stopped
"Did you trace it?" Sari asked him
"Location scan was incomplete. Oh well." Bulkhead said
"Oh, well? Seriously?" Jack said
"He's right as big an ass as Fowler is we can leave him to die I'm going after him" Naruto said as he went to the elevator
"But how? The scan was incomplete, he could be anywhere." Bulkhead said
"Maybe I can narrow it down" Raf said pulling out his laptop "About five years ago, the government started microchipping their agents, you know like owners do to pets." he said making Bulkhead and Bumblebee laugh at the thought of Fowler as a pet
"He's still airborne Raf send me a link" Naruto said as Raf had his hailing frequency
"Wait what about who took him had to be the cons they're the only one capable of sky jacking a person" Bulkhead said over the comms
"Then it'll be a fire fight my kind of fun" Naruto said as he flew off
(half hour later)
"Nice job getting caught" Fowler said in a foul mood as he and Naruto were being held in cuffs
"Shut up the others wanted to leave your ass I came here to save it show some fucking gratitude-and fuck you Starscream Soundwave a pleasure I see you repaired laserbeak" Naruto said to Fowler then to the decepticons entering their cell
"Welcome Prime, Agent Fowler"
"You treat all your guests this nice?" Fowler asked brushing himself off
Starscream chuckled "Any friends of the autobots"
"Autobot - that one of them coin operated wash my own car places?" Fowler said making Naruto chuckle
"Oh so that's how it's going to be, hmm? Apparently nobody has told you I don't appreciate human humor." Starscream said to him angrily only for Naruto to smile and spit energon in his optics "I don't know what you are so smug about me and my siblings brought you down" he said arrogantly
"No Slipstream got a lucky shot you and your brother couldn't hit Bulkhead's rear aft" Naruto said to him challenging him
"Actually lieutenant Thundercracker happens to be a better shot than him" a vehicon said only for Starscream to stab him with his claw like hands
"Glad to know you're more sophisticated than us savages" Fowler said sarcastically as the vehicon dropped dead to the ground
"Prepare the energon prod Soundwave" Starscream said with a wicked grin
"Taking orders from him? Oh how the mighty have fallen." Naruto said as Soundwave was very skilled in combat needing only a few blows to subdue an opponent even less if he's seen them fight as he was always analyzing data and multitasking
"Yeah let's have a chat with the guy in charge" Fowler said
"I make the decisions around here, I am in charge!" Starscream said angrily
"Oh please you're SIC to Megatron" Naruto said with a grin seeing Starscream tremble in anger
Starscream growled and reeled his arm back but Soundwave stopped him from stabbing Naruto in a non vital spot and left with Soundwave
"Not a good idea to antagonise the enemy" Fowler said to him
"It is when it's with it also I'm stalling for time" Naruto said as Starscream was predictable as he ranted to his prisoner and when angry enough he left them for a while only to return acting superior as if he was in control of things
"Well even if the others show, they can't just barge in through the front door." Fowler said
"You'd be surprised" Naruto said as that was sometimes the only option
(1 hour later)
"Oh great, you again." Naruto said as Starscream returned
"I've come to make you an offer" Starscream said sounding wickedly
"Sorry I don't swing that way despite your femine like appearance" Naruto said actually making Fowler laugh
Starscream growled in anger as his siblings laughed as well
"I swear this is why I can't kill him" Thundercracker said to them
"What do you want? Just so I can say no." Naruto asked him
"Why can't you be like all the other triple changers and be con!" Starscream said before calming down
"Cause I like to break from the curb" Naruto said to him
"I know the prime won't talk but maybe you will." Starscream said as he held the prod near Fowler "You are going to tell me the location of the autobot base." he said as he activated the prod
Naruto winced knowing Starscream had it on the lowest setting as that was all a human can handle as Fowler screamed 'Come on guys where are you?' he thought
(1 hour later)
Fowler groaned in pain as Starscream finished zapping him again with the prod
"You show some grit despite being a human." Starscream said slightly impressed hearing Fowler begin to ramble "Now just think of how much more you'll have to endure, until you tell me what I want to know" he said waving the prod in front of Fowler
"Please, no more." Fowler said in exhaustion as he felt cooked from the inside out
"We'll give you some time to rest" Starscream said as Soundwave showed him Fowler's vitals and anymore and he'd die at that moment
"Come on guys what's taking so slagging long? Of all times for Kurama not to be around." Naruto said as he didn't recall Kurama back into him before he left
Suddenly an explosion went off outside getting their attention
"About damn time." Naruto said as he was getting sick of waiting
"You really have that much faith in those two?" Fowler said to him
"I have faith in them all" Naruto said with a smile as Bumblebee came in but he noticed something "why are they here" he said looking at the humans
"You try getting them to stay behind!" Bulkhead said as he looked at Miko who grinned and still was baffled that she was inside him without him knowing
"Let's get you out of those."
"No need." Naruto said as he breathed before concentrating and in that moment where his harms were restrained turned into the silver liquid and he just pulled his arms out
"You could've done that the entire time?!" Fowler said
"And risk them hurting you? No way" Naruto said as he was not gonna risk Fowler's life in this place armed to the teeth with cons
"Let's get out of here." Chromia said as they tried to escape
"Look what we found" Miko said as she took out her phone showing a picture of some kind of cybertronian science
"Good work, I trust you all are okay?" Naruto asked the kids
"We're good" Carly said as this was really exciting
"Prowl stayed with me every step of the way." Jack said as Prowl never left his side protecting him and the others
"Good, now let's blow this pop stand" Naruto said as they escaped but then had an idea "let's steal from them" he said liking where his thoughts were going
(Later at the base)
"He has a severe exposure to energon but he'll survive." Red Alert said looking over Fowler
"What'd you all face, as you all look like shit" Fowler said looking at them all covered in ash
"Don't ask also we have enough energon to last a while" Naruto said as they were able to steal a third of Megatron's energon
"We always do due to the work of our away teams" Optimus said as he put a cast around Ratchet's arm "Though I see you exercised poor judgement in allowing the humans to join you" he said looking at the others
"Not my fault I went to save him" Naruto said as he pointed to Fowler
"Yeah and got caught" Bulkhead said to him
"Did I" Naruto said to him
(flashback)
"Slipstream Thundercracker carry the Prime" Starscream said as he went through a ground bridge
"Hey sis" Thundercracker said leaving Naruto in her hands
"I swear you idiots make it to easy" Slipstream said standing in front of the ground bridge
"Hey one of those idiots is also a spy for us." Naruto said reminding her that Thundercracker was also a spy with her
"But he doesn't know about me and he sucks as a spy" Slipstream said to him
"True" Naruto said as she put a cybertronian equivalent to a flash drive inside his chest "thanks" he said as that was information so he walked with her through the
(flashback end)
"You let yourself get captured so you could get info?" Chromia asked him
"Yep" Naruto said proudly
"One of these days your Primus given luck is gonna wear out" Arcee said as that was a risky gambit
"What information did you acquire? As with this picture of the prints for a space bridge there isn't much other useful information to gain." Optimus said to him
"How about space bridge schematics" Naruto said as cybertronian tech was far ahead of human tech there was a bit of a grey area with it "we might not be able to have a full space bridge but we can definitely turbo charge the ground bridge" he said to them
"The ground bridge can go anywhere on Earth, what more turbo-fing can be done?" Ratchet asked him
"How about the atmosphere or the moon" Naruto said as that was the shortest range they might be able to get
"What purpose would there be to be done on the moon and the ground bridge already can go in the air, with the proper coordinates." Ratchet said to him
"Megatron sometimes takes the warship above the atmosphere" Naruto said to him
"Yes and what purpose would we need to board the Nemesis? We're just a small few, not a army" Ratchet asked him
"We just raided a third of their energon and took 20 vehicons each easily" Naruto said to Ratchet
"Because of you." Bulkhead said
"You're the only one of us who could actually march into that thing and come back out." Arcee said as Naruto only need a slight chance or opportunity to fight
"Okay fair point." Naruto said as he could take punishment
"And you are the only one who can fly and the Nemesis also flies, which makes it hard to pinpoint." Chromia said
"Besides as it is the ground bridge cannot hope to reach space, not without the risk of snapping and sending everyone across the stars, and how exactly are we to upgrade it when we have the equipment to properly do such a thing?"
"We adapt earth tech better than nothing the ground bridge is made of earth tech hell take Raf and Sari they fixed all your bugs in it" Naruto said
"It was made by me. And a computer and a space bridge are two different things" Ratchet said to him
"Oh challenge accepted you grump" Sari said as Naruto sent her the schematics
"That is all you could acquire? Could you not gain any other useful information?" Optimus said as being on the Nemesis was a rare opportunity
"Oh would it kill you all just to fragging take this as some type of victory?" Naruto asked a bit heatedly to them all
"I'm sorry it's just that where's the use in it when all it just benefits is you?" Red Alert said as the only thing good was that they could board the Nemesis which was near impossible to do as it always is movie and they can't track it to let them be able to board it
"I am sorry if we are showing unappreciation to you old friend." Optimus said as this could be useful if given the right conditions
"Fine but if we go through and hit nothing but air I'm rearranging your grill." Chromia said
"Fine, what'd you face anyway?" Bumblebee asked Optimus
"Hordes of cybertronian undead." Ratchet said
"Zombies? You fought zombies and I missed it?" Miko said finding that cool
"It doesn't take a genius to figure out Megatron's plan for that bridge if he had dark energon" Naruto said
"Yes, but where on Earth is he going to find that many cybertronian undead" Ratchet asked
"Not earth home" Naruto said to them
"Cybertron is easily 10 times earth's size" Raf said as Naruto showed them a projection
"And with the dark energon hitting Cybertron's surface, all of the dead will rise and be under Megatron's control" Red Alert said in fear
"We cannot let this happen." Optimus said to them
"But their bridge is in space and like I said one wrong move stretching the ground bridge that far it could snap sending you all across the stars" Ratchet said
"We can if we turbo charge it" Naruto said getting a stink eye as Ratchet and the two intelligent humans got to work
"I still say traveling to the moon is a waste of energon."Ratchet said to him
"Well this is orbot quit your bitching" Naruto said to him
"Don't make me wield your mouth shut." Ratchet said to him with a dirty look
"Prime" Naruto said as he was referring to himself
"And?" Ratchet said not caring at this moment
"What would you be without my voice being heard?" Naruto asked him as everyone watched and laughed
"Happy to enjoy the peace and quiet." Ratchet said as he always enjoyed those moments
"Well that's just mean." Naruto said
"Dude, you talk more than me, and that's saying something." Bumblebee said as he was a bit of a chatterbox himself
"I do not talk too much." Naruto said to him
"Puh-lease, you can't go 5 minutes without talking."Mikaela said to him as he kept talking whenever given the opportunity
"They're right kit, you couldn't stop talking to save your life." Kurama said as that was the truth
Naruto turned and pouted making them laugh
"Make it so, we need to reach that spacebridge" Optimus said as extending the groundbrige's range had never been more imperative
Naruto smirks smugly
"Fine, you're helping" Ratchet said tossing some tools to Naruto
"Aw, man, do I have to?" Naruto asked as he was more into breaking stuff
Ratchet grabbed Naruto by the audio receptor "You wanted this so bad, now you're helping now come" he said as he began pulling Naruto with him
"Okay, okay, ow, ow, ow" Naruto said in pain
Sari cheered as she pulled Raf along to help them
(Few hours later)
"Finished, thank Primus the bridge withstood the upgrades" Ratchet said happily
"Yeah yeah let's go I prefer not to have an army of the undead here" Naruto said as he could feel the darkness within him beginning to pulse
The humans said what they needed to their partners before they got together
"Optimus if you leave me stranded on a planet teeming with humans I will never forgive you" Ratchet said as rusting sounded better
"Until we meet again, old friend. Autobots, roll out!" Optimus said as they transformed and went through the groundbridge "Maximum overdrive" he said as everyone kicked it into high gear
(In space)
The groundbridge opened as they all exited
"Autobots, transform and gravitize" Optimus said
"I'll stay airborne" Naruto said as flyers could fly in space as energon made it possible
"So Megatron's packing enough dark energon to raise Cybertron's dead?" Arcee asked him
"And since we do not possess the means of disabling the space bridge… nothing gets in or out" Optimus said as he activated his blasters as did the others
"We gotta stop the things on the other side of the portal" Naruto said to them as they had a battle on two fronts
"Well… what're they waiting for?" Arcee asked as the Nemesis came up to the portal but just stood there
"They're biding their time" Optimus said as Megatron was possibly laughing an soaking this in
"It looks like their interstellar navigation system got busted" Naruto said as he zoomed in on the array and saw it was broken
"Hey that's my handiwork" Bulkhead said
"Good work, Bulkhead. Without the dish, Megatron will be unable to aim the space bridge at Cybertron" Optimus said
"What about all the ones on Earth?" Naruto said as he flew everywhere and sometimes saw a lot of government sights
'Like the giant-size array radio-telescope dishes in Texas?' Raf asked over the comms
"Good work, Raf. Ratchet have Agent Fowler alert the array staff to the security hazard" Optimus said
"That may be a challenge" Ratchet said as Fowler was still a bit out of it
"Raf, Sari, can you hack it on site to keep a certain decepticon out?" Naruto asked as he didn't want to deal with Soundwave
"Maybe" Sari said as cybertronians were very advanced
"Make it so, Ratchet" Optimus said
"Ok we gotta get ready Megatron is sending in flyers" Naruto said as he could only take on so many
"Great" Bulkhead said as he activated his wrecking ball
"I was getting bored" Chromia said as she extended her arm blades like her sister
As they were fighting the cons the space bridge began to shift
"Whoa" Bulkhead said from the sudden movement
Then just as it moved it move it another direction
"Whoo!" Bumblebee said as he threw his hands up
"Indeed, this can only be Raf and Sari's doing" Optimus said sounding very impressed
Then when it moved for a third time, the bridge activated
"I hate Soundwave" Naruto said as that con was way too smart and way too annoying
They saw Megatron on top of the Nemesis holding a giant chunk of dark energon which he then threw into the portal
"That was a large chunk" Naruto said as he saw a bright purple light through the portal
"So how do we beat an entire planet of the undead?" Bulkhead asked
'Optimus, I'm reading an ever expanding mass in their space time vortex, one with a peculiar energy signature' Red Alert said
"Dark Energon. We must destroy the space bridge" Optimus said
"Optimus if you do that then we'll never be able to return home" Ratchet said to him
"I'm afraid we have no other choice, old friend" Optmius said to him sharing his sadness
"Then by all mean, let us light our darkest hour" Ratchet said knowing this was their only choice
"Autobots, take your positions and follow Ratchet and Red Alert's leads… while I make my stand" Optimus said as he turned to see Megatron heading their way
"But Optimus..." Naruto was saying
"Go Naruto, they may need cover fire. I will be alright" Optimus said to him
'Damn it' Naruto thought as the others were gonna be swarmed in seconds
"Your fellow autobots are wise, they know when to retreat" Megatron said as he took it as a sign they feared him
"I hold no illusions about engaging your army Megatron. But I might derail their objective… by removing their head" Optimus said as he brought out one of his swords
"Highly unlikely, Optimus, as I am infused with their very might" Megatron said with a cackle
"One shall stand. One shall fall" Optimus said as they faced off
"And the one that shall fall will be you" Megatron said as they clashed
(With Naruto)
"Ratchet, we're in position" Naruto said as he left the others to get Optimus as he and Megatron always clashed and talked more than actually killing the other
"Alright, Arcee has reversed the energy current now go!" Ratchet said
"Alright, let me-" Naruto was cut off as he heard Arcee and Chromia groan as Megatron swopped down and shot them making them start to float away "damn it" he said demagnetizing and grabbed them and threw them into the groundbridge
Naruto grunted as Optimus tackled him and the two went through the portal as well just as Megatron tried firing at Naruto
"Damn I feel it" Naruto said as his eyes glowed purple "I feel all the chaos" he said as he felt all the dead zombies and Megatron
"Wait for it" Prowl said
Suddenly Naruto couldn't feel them anymore as the space bridge exploded
(Back at the base)
Everyone landed on the ground
"That was cutting it a bit close" Naruto said
"Isn't that what you do all the time?" Red Alert asked as Naruto was always risking it till the last second
"Got a point" Naruto said as he chuckled sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head
"Prime, I didn't get to thank you for the save. I owe you one, we all do" Fowler said looking at Naruto
"Aw you do care" Naruto said with a grin
"Don't see who can" Kurama said as he simply rested
"Oh shut it slacker bot" Naruto said
Kurama's optic twitched before he swung his tail and knocked Naruto's feet from underneath him making him fall onto his back
"Thanks for the save" Arcee said to Naruto
"Yeah, we owe you one whiskers" Chromia said with a chuckle
"Not a problem now can we all get some rest cause getting shot at is tiring" Naruto said a little sore
"Does that mean you're staying?" Mikaela asked
"Yep, besides, who'd wanna leave friends like you guys" Naruto said as he like the others who were guardians transformed
THe others transformed and their partners jumped in and took the humans home but before they could they heard Optimus send out a message
"Without a means of leaving this world, we Autobots take strength in the bonds we have forged with our three young friends - true warriors. If not in body, then in spirit. My name is Optimus Prime, and I send this message. Though we did not choose to be of Earth, it would seem that we are here to stay. If you approach this planet with hostile intent, know this: We will defend ourselves. We will defend humanity. We will defend...our home." Optimus said
(with the decepticons)
Slipstream and her brother watched in disgust and embarrassment as their brother dance as the soldiers cheered him on
"Hey sis, should we call Naruto and set Starscream up to get scrapped?" Thundercracker asked
"How did you-" Slipstream asked surprised that he knew about her being a spy
"I may be a little slow but I'm not that dumb, besides if I started showing more skill they'd make me do more around here" Thundercracker said
"You sly con, you've been playing everyone even me" Slipstream said impressed
"You gotta if you wanna be a good spy" Thundercracker said with a smirk
"We might be able to slip him more info with Starscream in charge" Slipstream said to him
"Ugh I hate hearing that" Thundercracker said
"Me to but don't worry, I have a feeling it won't last long" Slipstream said as she felt Starscream would fuck it all up for himself