Chapter 690.
"Brutal end of Chandler."
(September 26. Somewhere in Pensacola, Florida.)
The prison is seen from the distance, and a private plane is flying, and the plane has the logo of a syndicate group, that is hell-bent on trafficking women as sex slaves, and one man runs this operation, and he's a 22 year old bastard born from who knows where and who cares.
Ryan Shawn Blinngins is a rich and insane man, and he has brought harm and pain to others, and is also a murderer and he has bailed Chandler out of jail and he sits next to him. "So my friend, do we have a deal?"
Chandler finishes drinking his beer. "Hmm, you bail me out, and I help you get the hottest ladies in Royal Woods? Now, I know where to find some nice and fine chicks who'd love to get to know you. Okay, we have a deal and I can get my revenge on Larry and his dumb family, and Royal Woods will be mine once more."
Ryan Shawn Blinngins the stupid smirks. "Good, good. Now we can…" Then he's shot in the head and he's dead on the ground in cold blood, the shot is from Chandler and he snickers, and he's wielding a sawed-off shotgun. "I think you forgot something, don't ever trust someone like me and you got owned, you fool. Now this is my plan."
He then snaps his fingers and so the butler comes over and he drags away the remains of the dead rich criminal of shit town. The shot from Chandler has destroyed the head of Ryan Shawn Blinngins, his eyes are off the sockets and his brain has been decimated like a popped balloon.
It's almost like no one will ever recognize him, not even his mother, father, cousin or family will ever recognize him. Chandler snickers. "There's only one bad boy here, and that's me, not some sex slaving fool who thought he could get what he wants, what a dumb joke that dude is."
Chandler then watches some TV as he waits for the plane to head for Michigan.
(September 27. Royal-Delta Outpost.)
Right now, Luna Loud along wither brother Lincoln and little sister Lisa are there to speak with someone, and that someone is the Sith Lord Supreme Emperor of the Galactic Empire and strong wielder of the Balance of the Force, and slayer of the ugly clone of Palatine….. Sith Lord Supreme Emperor Lord Hollow Cabal.
Oh, and Peter Sharp (Pyron.) He is also there, and checking on some of the tech and weapons.
Luna is confused by what he had told her. "Wait, so my hero counterpart now leads an undead army of her own, and they're giant spiders, and now she wants to offer some of them to me? For reals?"
Hollow nods. "Yes, she wishes for you to take them as your own small backup to ensure that there would be no cause of trouble. No need to be concerned about their needs, as they are undead and don't require much from the living and only obey who they have been commanded to."
Luna thinks about this and then Lisa speaks. "These Nerubians as you call them sound interesting, and they are reanimated corpses, but I have no clue on what their history is and…."
Lincoln explains. "The Nerubians reside in the ancient spider kingdom called Azjol-Nerub, and their leader is Anub'Arak and then he died in the Great Spider War, and he was raised from the dead along with many fallen Nerubians, and they were called the traitors of their kind, and with the traitor king."
"The Traitor King serves the Lich King, and continues to do so until he dies, and the Nerubians are capable of making webs, spells and other dark arts, and most seem to be necromancy. The undead Nerubians brought back are called Crypt Fiends and Crypt Lords, along with large undead Scarabs."
Lisa is wide eyed, and she adjusts her glasses. "That doesn't sound any good for us, Leni might still be afraid of spiders, and if she sees a giant undead spider, then she'll freak out. Even if she is in college."
Luna sighs and she looks to the man. "Sir, tell Luna Frost Spellman that I decline the offer, and that I'd rather not have an undead spider army by my side, I can handle things on my own and…" They then hear an alarm go off. "What the heck is going on?"
Then Peter Sharp turns to Ghost Rider and he rides towards them. "Outer perimeter alarms went off, and they found out that Chandler McCann has been seen, and he seems armed and ready. We're gonna go and take him down."
Lincoln sighs and seems frustrated, and he recalls the many times Chandler has gotten out to attack them, and then he has an idea. An idea that would end this enemy once and for all. "Sir, let us come with you. It's time we ended this return, once and for all." He has determination in his eyes.
"Then let's ride and tear him apart!" Peter Sharp then rides off, and the others hop into Luna's car and they follow, while Hollow goes to his Tie Reaper Advanced and he follows. Lincoln then tells them what they have to do, and though this plan sounds crazy, they know that they can't let Chandler come back, ever again!
Peter Harris sees them ride off and he is confused. "Okay, so I gotta wonder and ask why the heck that Peter Sharp looks like me."
(Somewhere outside of town.)
Chandler walks through the forest and he has a shotgun and a pistol and he searches for the sign of Royal Woods, apparently after the plane landed he killed everyone and then blew up the plane, but he did do something worthwhile.
He took the mangled not recognizable face corpse of Ryan Shawn Blinngins and he impales it onto a fallen tree branch, strips it naked and then he lights it on fire, and then he heads to his mission.
'Now, where the heck is Royal Woods? I wanna destroy Lincoln and his….' Then he yells in pain as he can feel something has pierced through his body, and he sees this small metal spear, and it's attached to a chain.
"Get the hell over here!"
Chandler is pulled back and he drops his weapons and he rolls onto the ground and a man in a cowboy hat and his face is a burning skull and Chandler tries to run, but Hollow comes in and kicks him away. "Too easy."
Chandler then tries to run again, but then Lincoln delivers a punch to his rivals face and Chandler falls to the ground and his nose is bleeding. "Larry?!"
Lincoln looks to Chandler and is ticked off. "I have gotten about enough of you coming for me, my friends and my family, and this time you're not coming back!"
Chandler snickers. "Oh yeah, and what the heck are you gonna do, Larry the Loser?"
Then someone kicks him in the groin, and it's Luna. "His name is Lincoln Loud!" She then kicks him in the face and this breaks his nose, and then she grabs his head again and knees his forehead. Luna then throws him towards Hollow who grabs the face and slams him to the ground.
Peter Sharp then ignites himself into an inferno and he grabs the arms of Chandler and he rips them off, and this makes him scream from the pain, as blood spews from where his arms once came from. "Y-You, you can't do this to me!"
Lincoln and Luna look to each other and then to Chandler. "Enjoy dying." They walk away, never to speak of this again and to let these two finish off Chandler, and a deep voice yells.
"Finish him!"
Peter Sharp then wraps the waist of Chandler with a burning chain, he pulls and the skin of Chandler is burnt off and he shrieks from the agony.
Hollow deliver a karate chop to the head of Chandler and this makes his skull crack inside and his brain suffers from one hell of a hemorrhage.
Chandler can barely think, see or speak because of this, and then Peter Sharp grabs his head and he repeatedly slams him to the tree and then he slams him many times to the ground, and then he throws him into the air and the Ghost Rider breaths fire onto Chandler.
All the boy can do is scream from this fiery pain as he falls and lands to the ground in pain. Then Hollow arrives, with a scorched remains of someone. "You forgot you're playboy fucker, asshole." He then picks up the burnt mangled bitch corpse of Ryan Shawn Blinngins.
He then slams the corpse onto Chandler, he does it so hard that Chandler's still burning body explodes into a pile of flesh, bones, blood, and charred remains, along with the shattered remains of asshole dipshit Ryan Shawn Blinngins.
The duo take a moment to catch their breath and then they fist bump each other. "Nailed it hardcore. Let's get the hell out of here." Peter Sharp and Hollow walk away, but then Hollow looks to the shattered remnants of Chandler and he has an idea.
(Later.)
Hollow hands all the remains of Chandler to Lincoln, and he looks to the bag and then he goes to the edge of a cliff. "So long, and good riddance, Chandler McCann." He drops the bag and it is sent hurdling to the bottom of the cliff, and it lands with a loud splat at the bottom and then explodes.
This confuses the others and they look to Peter Harris. "Right, this is where we do some heavy armour training, so those are landmines…. And what the heck are you doing?"
They spot Peter Sharp and he has a bag, and inside of it are the bloodied shattered remains of the asshole retard Ryan Shawn Blinngins. "Gotta get rid of sex slave moron here." He throws te bag and it also hits the bottom with a splat and blows up. "Done and done, now let's grab some lunch."
They all walk away from this, and deep down Lincoln sighs in relief. 'Chandler is done, and gone. Now we can go back to the way things are….' Then he recalls. 'Right, Luan is gonna do her driving test today.'
To be continued…
A/N: Chandler is dead, Chandler is dead, Chandler is dead, and so is the asshole who helped him escape, they are dead! They are dead! The fuckers are dead! Damn, that felt so good to make and I am so glad the dumb fucks are no more! Yes, no more Chandler return chapters, this was all so fucking worth it! Oh, thanks to "Marvelomac1010" who gave me some small ideas on how this worked, he gets me. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
FYI: This chapter was supposed to be about the driving lessons for Luan, but the plans have changed and all because of some fucking asshole, and you guys can tell who it is.
Date made: 8/6/21 – 8/7/21.