7 years ago
"Wow, Mirio you were right your mom's Katsudon is great!"
"Ahaha I told you didn't I, Midoriya! I never lie about my mother's cooking abilities."
The tin tin look alike and orphaned boy were currently at the formers house enjoying a delicious bowl of his mother's Katsudon. After Mirio helped save Midoriya they immediately became best friends, and after getting to know each other Mirio decided to bring him over for dinner. However, one small detail Mirio forgot about was telling his beloved parents he would be bringing a random boy home to eat with them. One who looks severely underfed and not at all well cared for.
It was these thoughts that ran through the parents of Mirio as they watched both children continue to eat through numerous bowls of what should've been the entire family's dinner.
"Ahem."
Nothing.
"AHEM."
The two boys began on dessert.
"Oh, for the… Mirio Togata!"
The clattering of silverware on fine china caused both parents to wince. That'll teach them to use the good plates with their 9-year-old.
"Yes mother" Mirio answered, surprised to hear her raise her voice for the first time.
"Well, Mirio…your father and I were wondering, who the boy next to you was" she asked giving her best motherly smile so as not to scare the boy off.
Mirio looked to Izuku who looked back at him before blushing in embarrassment.
"Sorry mother I didn't realize I forgot to introduce my best friend Izuku Midoriya. He's an orphan!" Mirio said with a giant smile on his face.
Both parents blanched at their son. Leave it to their son to say something so casually and with a smile on his face no less. Meanwhile the child on his left winced at the older boy's admittance of something so sensitive.
"Oh. We're so sorry Midoriya."
Izuku drew tears in his eyes for a moment before shaking them away. "It's okay because I have Mirio now! He plays with me all the time and promised me we would become heroes' partners when we grow up."
Mirio parents couldn't help but look away from the blinding smile of the cinnamon roll in front of them.
"TOO PURE!"
"Midoriya-kun, we welcome you to our home whenever you want." Mirio's mother said, clasping the younger boys' hands in hers.
"Even when Mirio isn't here, don't be afraid to come on over, got it" Mirio's father said in a no-nonsense tone.
"Th-thank you." Izuku said with a smile.
It was a few months into knowing the Togatas that Izuku was finally asked the one question he was dreading.
"Midoriya if you don't mind me asking but what happened to your parents?"
The 7-year-old boy wiped his eyes as he recalled the day it happened to his best friends. Even if he came to care for the two adults deeply it didn't mean the question asked didn't hurt any less answering.
Flashback
"Izu-honey what do you think we should get for dinner?" A tall, skinny green haired woman asked.
"Katsudon!"
Inko Midoriya mother of one, divorcee couldn't help but smile at her son in his All Might onesie jumping up in the air.
"All right, all right Katsudon it is."
"Mommy's Katsudon is the best, you could be a chef like Lunch Rush mommy!"
Inko's heart warmed at her son's words. "Oh, but then when would I find the time to make your foo- "
"Boom!"
"VILLAIN ATTACK!" a bystander yelled. In an instance those few words changed the course of Izuku's life as he was separated from his mother in the rushing crowd. IN a matter of seconds smoke began to surround the area stopping Izuku from finding his mother.
"IZUKU!" Inko yelled.
"MOMMY!" he cried.
Izuku fell to his hands and knees out of breath, searching frantically for his mother. No matter where he looked though he couldn't see his mom's pretty green hair, and comforting smile. No instead what he saw when the smoke cleared was his mother lying on the ground with lifeless eyes. The villain who decided to attack on this supposed peaceful day standing over her a feral smile on his face.
"I told you heroes to let me be!"
"MOMMY!" Izuku cried. He wanted to- no he tried to run to his mother so bad, but someone stopped him.
"Stop let the heroes handle this!" the woman yelled holding tightly to the young boy. Izuku turned to the woman, tears streaming down his face. Where, where were the heroes who were supposed to save his mother.
"So, what happened to your mom?" an older look alike of Izuku asked nonchalantly.
"She-she died. A-a vi-villain killed her.' Izuku cried. He walked up to his father in hopes of receiving a hug but instead his father put a hand on his shoulder to stop him. The look on his face told him that whatever happened next, he was not going to like.
"Hmm. Well, look Izuku, you know I've been working over seas for awhile now, and things change. Your mom and I we haven't exactly been the closest-
"What?"
"Jeezus, look kid just know I'm not taking you back with me to America alright. I already have a family back there with two kids…that aren't quirkless" Hisashi said.
"But I'm not quirkless! I-I just hav-haven't be-been taken for my qu-quirk test yet. And mom said that yo-you're not su-supposed to use quirks un-unless you have a license anyway!" Izuku cried.
The older Midoriya sighed, "Doesn't matter. I already have enough kids, I don't need another one. Besides I found a place for you, so come on already I don't want to miss my flight back because of you."
Izuku decided it was useless crying for this man. He was no father of his, instead he was a stranger with no remorse for his dead mother.
"And that's how I ended up in the orphanage."
By the end of Izuku's tale both all Togatas were in tears. Mirio having only heard the shortened version of how he ended up there felt even worst for his little bro. Now he's even more determined to make sure the little bushy haired kid gets into U.A with him.
Mirio's parent on the other hand were all out bawling. Who could do such a thing to such a sweet little cinnamon roll? They've only known this boy for a few weeks but if anyone ever hurt him, well hell hath no fury like a couple of angry parents.
"Izuku you are now an honorary Togata." Mother tin tin said.
"Tin Tin, Eeyore. Do you copy, over?"
"Tin Tin to Broccoli boi. I copy, over."
"Do you copy Eeyore? Over."
"Eeyore, do you copy? Over"
"I didn't agree to Eeyore, Broccoli boi, over."
"Awesome, now then we were sent here for an important mission- "
"Actually, just you were Broccoli Boi, you called us for help, over" Tin Tin chuckles.
"Okay let's not sweat the little things Tin Tin and just remember that if we do not get the things, we came here for I will get in a lot of trouble, over." He pleads.
"Okay, okay you already know we wouldn't leave you hanging Broccoli Boi, right Eeyore. Over?"
"We literally do this every month, over."
"Alright then, you all have your assigned objectives. Now break!"
"Over."
After the three boys finished speaking over their All Might radios, they turned to each other giving one another a thumbs up before breaking off towards their designated area.
"Uh, why were those teens using walkie talkies if they were standing right next to each other?" a grocery worker asked.
The other worker flipping through a fashion magazine didn't even look up as she spoke. "Ignore it. They do this once a month at different grocery stores when the green haired kids' girlfriend is on her time of month."
"Wh-seriously?" they asked.
"Yup. It seems this month we're the lucky grocery market to be chosen for them to wreak havoc in."
In the middle of a popular grocery store in the Tokyo shopping district, three boys were seen jumping aisle after aisle in search of the feminine products needed for their dear friend. Well two were, one was at least sane enough to walk around in search of what he needed.
With Mirio
"Now if I were a girl on my time of the month and had horrible cramps what type of medicine would I take to cure that?"
"Uh…. that's a specific scenario you cooked up there, but heat pads help a lot with cramp and menstrual pains" a random woman passing by said.
Upon hearing the random woman tell him this, Mirio went off in search of said pads. Of course, not before thanking the mysterious woman who had thought to help him.
"Thank you for your help, ma'am!" Mirio saluted.
"Yeah…no problem." The woman muttered as she watched the boy run off, correct heating pads in hand.
"Broccoli boi, I have acquired heating pads for Nejire." Tin Tin said.
"Tin Tin, please call everyone by their codenames, otherwise this isn't cool, over."
"My bad, I got the stuff for Raging Demon." Tin Tin said over their All Might themed walkie talkies. "Can you imagine if Raging Demon ever found out what you called her Izuku?" he cackled.
"Sh-shut up! You didn't have to deal with her before meeting up with me a half hour ago! The Raging Demon on her period is insane. And use our codenames!"
"Over."
"Oh, Broccoli Boi, you poor soul. Over" Tin Tin sighed.
"Perhaps you should gather the acquired needs for Raging Demon if you don't want to lose a more important limb Broccoli boi. Over"
At this point Broccoli Boi, now revealed as Izuku was sweating profusely as he searched through the feminine products for the correct pads his girlfriend's uses. While he had gone through this ordeal numerous times for Nejire, even before she was his girlfriend, he still seemed to always have a hard time finding the correct product she wanted, scratch that needed. And if he learned anything from his past ventures for Raging Demons sanitary products, it was he was banned from returning to her house until he had a box of them in hand alongside painkillers and a tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
"What the hell? Where are the pads!? Raging Demon said I'm not allowed to return home until I found this specific brand of womans product to stop the bleeding from that place I'd soon one day visit", Izuku almost passed out at those words, "and no matter how embarrassing it may seem getting it I will get it and not return without it in my hands like the sweet boyfriend I am!" Broccoli Boi says panicking.
Those surrounding the panicking boy didn't even try to hold back their laughter at seeing a young inexperienced boy wander aisle to aisle trying to please his girlfriend. For the men watching the young boy they felt his pain and even saluted him wishing him luck in his venture all having had to deal with the same thing. When their girlfriends saw their actions, all men received the same thing…a slap on the back of the head.
With Tamaki a.k.a Eeyore
Meanwhile Eeyore was casually strolling down the ice cream aisle before spotting his objective. Doubting that just a quart would satisfy the Raging Demon he decided to help his little brother and get an entire tub of it in order to tame the beast until this storm blows over.
"Okay you can do this Broccoli boi. Raging Demon said she needed the extra absorbent extra-long-" he took another look at the list while rubbing his chin. "Wow, these are a lot of extras, just how much is she bleeding from that place where no one should ever bleed? I mean last time she was okay with the normal, short brand but this time around seems like Raging Demon is having a rough week."
"Ragdoll Jr. what are you doing here?" a sultry voice asked.
Izuku slowly turned around embarrassed to see his honorary aunt find him panicking in the woman's sanitary aisle. While he wanted to run away and hope she forgot he was ever there, he knew he couldn't abort his current mission.
"Izuku?"
"Err. Well it's that time of month for Nejire and it's my duty to get the things she needs for her." Izuku said blushing. Not mentioning the part where Nejire reminded him she still had Midnights whip and knew how to use it.
"Your duty?" Midnight chuckled. "Well aren't you a little gentleman."
Izuku sighed grateful for his teachers' understanding of his situation. "Yeah but unlike last time I can't find what Nejire needs. She switched up on me Midnight sensei. I'm freaking out here! I can't go home until I find the exact stuff she needs. She taught herself how to use your whip!"
There goes not telling Midnight about the whip.
As bad as Nemuri felt for the boy, his words only made her laugh harder at him. It seems the older girl has him wrapped around her finger, if this isn't the first time he's done this. "I won't ask about what you do with my whip, but I will try to help my favorite little nephew with his dilemma."
A full ten minutes later and both were saying their goodbyes. One bowing down in thanks for saving his butt.
"Oh, Present Mic is gonna die when he hears about this." Midnight giggled.
"Broccoli boi, do you copy? Over"
"I copy! Over"
"Where are you? Over"
"Do we really have to say over every time we speak on the radio Broccoli Boi? Over."
"…Yes Eeyore. Over."
"Oh, and Tin Tin I'm on Aisle 7 feminine prodahh! Put some pants on Mirio!"
"Hey, I thought we were using code names?" Mirio says sad.
"Well we were until you popped up in front of me with no pants on" Izuku argues.
"That's understandable" Tamaki says, walking up to Mirio with pants.
"Well then it seems like we all have accomplished our mission so shall we move onto our next objective, paying for everything?"
Izuku nodded his head, happy they were able to finish their mission with a 100% success rate. He'll have to thank Midnight sensei with some of her favorite chocolates for helping him.
"Yeah, let's go pay!"
"POWEEER!"
Security room
"Oh, thank god they finished and no causalities insight."
"At least we're off the list for next month."
"Yup, feel bad for the poor souls they choose next month, though."
Line break
After paying and heading home
"Well I'd say overall that was a mission well done!" Izuku shouted.
"Indeed, it was Izu-bro I can't wait to see the face on Nejire when she sees everything, we got her." Mirio says happily.
"I got extra ice cream." Tamaki says calmly.
"Good idea!" Mirio and Izuku yell.
In front of Nejire's house
"Raging Demon, we're back and we got everything you wanted!" Izuku said happily.
"IZUKU. MIDORIYA. What did you just call me?" Nejire said a bit to sweetly.
"Oh god, Tin Tin, Eeyore run- wait you left without me already?!" Izuku yelled affronted.
"We left as soon as you said Raging- over." Mirio said through their All Might walkie Talkies.
"Don't leave meeeeee!" Izuku yelled before getting dragged back into his girlfriends' house by her.
Authors note
Sorry for the hiatus but i lost insipiration hopefully this lil omake makes up for it until i can finish up the next chapter. please feel free to leave comments and likes