Third POV
Rick, Morty, Morticia, and Summer were out in the front yard watching Jerry and Beth getting into the family car. With Jerry wearing clothes back in the 1910s.
"Bye mom and dad," said Summer
"Drive carefully," said Morty
"Don't go overboard on excitement," said Morticia
"Have fun you two," said Rick
"We'll try to have much fun as possible on our titanic theme getaway," said Beth with attitude
"Try to lose the tude please this is supposed to be romantic," said Jerry
"Speaking of disaster dad I'm leaving you in charge,"
"And that was your second mistake after agreeing to a titanic theme getaway," Morticia thought
"I know can we wrap this up Morty and I have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage," said Rick
"Hey don't blow me off I'm drawing the line, Okay? Any damage to the house or these children and no more adventures with Morty and Morticia,"
"Aw geez, Rick. if my mom's the one saying it this time it must be serious," said Morty
"That's right," said Both Jerry and Beth
Then Jerry realizes what he agrees to "wait what?"
"Listen you have my word as a caregiver everything is going to be fine if not then no more adventure or whatever it's like the old song Blomp blomp-a noop a noop noop. Do you guys know that song from Tiny Rogers? Have you guys ever heard of it? You know the black effeminate guy from the 1950s? Nobody," no one around Rick has no idea what he is talking "never mind, who cares? Go on your stupid trip,"
Beth and Jerry look at Rick seriously. "Not one thing," said Jerry before he and Beth got into the car and drove out of the driveway. Then Jerry gets out and looks at Rick, "not one thing," then they drive off.
Then electric eels go through the garage door and fly off, and the garage door falls on them, but the hole from the eels made them go through the falling garage door.
"Well we're past of no one point of return I'm going through a party," said Summer
"Here we go?" thought Morticia
Morticia POV
So yeah, the last episode of season one is here, and it's pointless to stop Rick and Summer from throwing the party, but hey, I'll try to help Morty contain the party. I was in the living room watching TV and hearing Rick, Morty, and Summer arguing about the party. Then Summer comes out of the kitchen and looks at me.
"So Morticia are you in this party or are you going to be like Morty?" said Summer
"I'm not really into parties but there is fifty-fifty chance it's going to blew up in your face or the rest us,"
Summer scoffs "whatever,"
"But hey what I'm talking," I shrug as I change the channel
Soon people from our school came to Summer party, from the jocks to Summer friends to some popular kids. I was still sitting on the couch greeting some people while still watching Tv. Then a Birdperson came to the party and sat down on the same coach as me.
"So you must one of Rick grandkids," said Birdperson
"Yep name Morticia and you are?" I said
"I'm Birdperson,"
"Welcome to the party Birdperson,"
"You don't seem to enjoy the party?"
"Party aren't my thing besides I'm trying not to destroy the house,"
"I see,"
"Anyway the drinks are in the kitchen,"
"Alright it was nice chatting with you Mortica," Birdperson gets up
Then I see alien dinosaurs coming into the house and making a crack at the side of the front door.
"At least he didn't the whole front door," I thought
Night came, and the party still rages on with the house getting messed up because of aliens and teenagers. I saw Morty trying to clean up the house and come up to the house.
"Morty I think this rate you might clean up small percentage in the house," I said
"So we're screw," said Morty
"Yep,"
"God I'm going to talk to Rick . Are you coming with me?"
"Sure,"
Morty and I find Rick in the dining room drinking out of a red cup, chatting to some alien.
"Rick," said Morty
"Hey, you two have you guys met my buddy Scropon?" said Rick
"Not again Rick the last you guy drone for twenty minutes while the house getting destroyed,"
Scropon walks off "woah not cool Morty that guy planet was destroy,"
"Sucks but not the issues right now Rick," I said
Then Squanchy comes behind Morty with a brown bag "Hey, Rick, Squanchy party, bro!"
"Aw! Squanchy!" Rick greet
"Hey, is there a good place for me Squanchy around here?"
"You can Squanch every you want man this the party for ages,"
"Awesome," Squanchy wonders off
"What exactly is squanching?" said Morty
"I think he's going to jerk off," said Morticia
"Look you two we have some wild adventure over the last year but it's time to relax," said Rick
"Yeah I don't party to relax Rick,"
"I can't relax now or there ain't going to be many adventures," said Morty
"Jesus you guys are bumming me out can't we just pretend everything is fine and worry later," said Rick
"Let me think um no because the house could be destroyed before we can worry later," I said
"And you don't care about this stuff, what's in this for me?" said Morty
Then Jessica walks into Morty's view wearing a purple dress while time begins to slow down, and we turn to an alien wearing yellow and holding two clock staff.
"Knock it off, Slow Mobius," said Rick
"Sorry bro I'm just showing off my powers," said Slow Mobius
"Hey Morticia and Morty," said Jessica walking past them into another room
"I can't believe she is here?" said Morty
"Could go after her Morty why are you standing around and talk to her," said Rick Morty goes after Jessica and turn to me "and you Morticia need to get into the party mood,"
"Again I don't do parties,"
"I'm sure when you older you won't be this way,"
"Yeah sure I will," then my phone buzz with the message, and I see it was from my secret admirer.."I have to go and try not do something crazy,"
"I make no promise,"
I head to the living room and look at the text message "so I'm at the party and it's crazy,"
I text back, "cool glad your enjoying the party,"
"It would be better if you were here with me,"
"Where are you?" I got to know who my secret admirer is
"I think I'm in your room,"
Seriously, why my room? I head upstairs, moving past drunk teens and aliens, and go to my room. I open my room to see Trica standing in the middle room and look around.
"Tricia, what are you doing to my room?" I said, closing the door behind me
"I can't believe you and Morty actually share the room?"
"You didn't answer my question,"
"C'mon you know why I'm here your smart,"
Then hit it me "your my secret admirer,"
Tricia comes up to me, "that's right cutie,"
"Is this some sort of prank?"
"No I'm not that much of a bitch to do that,"
"So you're into girls like me?"
"I like both girls and boys but you definitely caught my eye from time to time special last year when start being braver and having confidence,"
"Okay then why did you act so mean to me if you like me?"
"Because I don't want anyone to find out that I'm into girls as well and it would living hell in school and at home you understand right,"
"Kinda of," Yeah, I have no idea what the rest of my family would react if I tell them I'm a lesbian "so what now?"
"I'm thinking that we get to know each other better," Tricia grabbed my hand and took me to my bed.
I feel my face burning up once we got to the bed "s-so like what do you like to do?"
"Hm hanging out with my friends, music, and clothes, what about you?"
"Same on music, watch movies, and going on adventures,"
"What type of music are you into?"
"Pop, alternative rock, punk rock, hip-pop,"
Tricia sees the guitar next to my bed "can you actually play guitar?"
"Yep I'm pretty good,"
"Then show me Taylor Swift,"
I smile "ha alright," I grab the guitar and start playing Neck Deep, A Part Of Me, and Tricia seems to be blown away when I finish playing my guitar "what do you think?"
"Woah I didn't expect you to be such a good guitarist,"
"Tons of practices," I put down the guitar
"I think I know what to do next,"
"That is?" I raise an eyebrow
"This," Tricia grab my shirt collar and kisses me on the lips
I was surprised at first, but I slowly kissed Tricia, and it turned into a make-out fest. God, Tricia was a good kisser that I forget what's going on downstairs and how time flies back. Once Tricia and I stop making out for a breather and Tricia's phone buzzes, and she looks at her text message.
"It seems that party is over," said Tricia
"It is?" I said
"Yep, I gotta go and meet up with one of my friends,"
"I should probably see if the house isn't totally destroy,"
"Cool see you later Morticia,"
"Wait does this mean we can hangout and go on dates,"
"Yes but we have to keep a secret. Are you okay with that?"
"Sure I'm fine with it," I smile.
Tricia smiles back and kisses me on the forehead "bye cutie," Tricia left my room.
So I'm in a secret relationship with Tricia. That would be a good way to end the season. I left the room to see the house destroyed and people getting out of the house and seeing you down in Summer.
"What's wrong with you?" I said
"I lost a friend and people don't want to hang out with me," said Summer
"I hate to tell you but I told you so and I don't feel bad," I walk off to the living room
"Screw you Morticia!" Summer shout
I see Morty picking up garbage and a drunk Rick on the couch. I help Morty clean up the living room.
"Where have you been Morticia you like disappear?" said Morty
"Sorry I was busy getting a couple people out of our room," said Morticia
"Dammit,"
Then Summer comes into the living room and jumps on the recliner "next time I want to throw a party I'm gonna get a wasted like you grandpa. You're so wise," Rick drunkenly mumbled.
"And that's why I don't party because I don't end up like those two," I told Morty.
Then Birdperson comes to the living room "may I assist you with that?" Bird Person pick up some garbage
"Sure thanks," said Morty
"Morty and Morticia do you know what "wubba lubba dub dub" means?"
"a market cataphorese?" I said
"It's just Rick stupid catchphrase that Rick came up with," said Morty
"It's not in my people tongue it means I am great plan please help me," said Birdperson
"I got news for ya he's saying it unironically,"
"And he use it to be a dick," I said
"No, you two grandfather is in intense pain that's why he numbs himself," said Birdperson
"C'mon um,"
"Birdperson," said both Birdperson and I
"Come on Birdperson Rick is a huge asshole,"
"Also Insane ," I said
"If you two care so much about if you guys are no longer going on adventures. It would seem that you guys are at the crossroad which have you two being free from Rick," said Birdperson
"You know you're right I'm sick of going on adventures with Rick and all his Bullshit," said Morty throwing down the garbage
"I do like not going through life-threatening scenarios," I said
"My people also have another saying, "Gubba nub nub doo rah kah" it means whatever makes you sleep at night
Summer phone ring, and she looks at it "guys, mom and dad are right around the corner,"
"It seems you have your choices Tammy c'mon," Tammy hopes onto Birdperson back, and they fly out of the house. Dammit, I forget about Tammy now having to deal with that later.
Summer, Morty, and I see the mom and dad begin to pull up to the house.
"Wow we're so screw," said Summer
Morty look at Rick and then at me for some answer "fuck it why not,"
Morty and go to Rick on the couch. Morty shakes him. "Rick my parents are here you got to do something,"
"A-alright give me a minute," said Rick sitting up on the couch and drinking a glass of water that was on the table"alright give me the thing,"
"What thing?" I said
"You know something with lights and buttons,"
"That's describe everything in the garage," said Morty
I see my mom and dad getting out of the car. "Wow they are piss," I said
Summer comes out of the garage with the device "you mean this,"
"Summer for the win," Summer hands it to Rick, and he presses the button
"What happen?" said I said
"See for yourself," said Rick
We look outside to see time has been stopped, and Summer said, "woah,"
"Yeah time is frozen and slow mobius thinks he's all that," said Rick
"For how long?" said Morty
"A week, a month however you you guys want," said Rick
"Can we start cleaning the house until we see how we feel," said Summer
"Sure,"
So the four of us start cleaning the house up and doing ridiculous things all around the town like panting people or taking some things from stores. I go to the bathroom for a moment, and then I look at myself in the mirror. I survived season one being Morticia and have no idea what else happens. Still, at least I got my dysfunctional family with me. I see from the window that Rick, Morty, and Summer are dancing. I might as well join for the credits.