Third POV
Rick goes looking around the house, and he finds Morticia in the living room, trying to play on her guitar.
"If I remember the song goes," Morticia thought as she tries to play Don Broco Everybody guitar riffs until Rick takes the guitar away "hey I was doing something without,"
"You can try to be rockstar later *burp* I need your help," said Rick
"And what would that be?" Morticia stands up
"I'll tell you when we get to the ship and get Morty," Rick towards the front door, and Morticia fellow her.
"Oh Morty is on school field trip,"
"Where,"
"The history museum,"
"Dammit I got time get him besides I think this situation is up your alley,"
"Okay,"
Rick and Morticia get into Rick's ship, and they fly off into space. In space, Rick hands Morticia a contract.
"What with the contract?" said Morticia
"It's for a reality show I'm putting you on and the contract is for the company not responsible for your injuries and your death," said Rick
"What type is this?"
"Have you seen Running Man or in modern times the Hunger Game?"
"So you want me into a reality show where someone or multiply is trying to kill me?"
"Not exactly but yeah,"
"What's it in for you why don't you sign up for the show,"
"One I'm told old for the show the contestant are about 14 to 18, the second I place bet to this jerkoff that one of my grandchildren can win the whole show and I place a lot of money,"
"Can I get the cut on the bet?"
"What?"
"If I'm gonna risk my life on this bet I better get something out of it,"
"*hiccup* fine I'll give some percent of the money,"
"Cool," Morticia sign the contract
"Great now let's get to the arena,"
"You mean set,"
"I know what I said,"
An hour later, Rick and Morticia arrive at a space coliseum, and Rick lands the spaceship at the parking lot with other spaceships. Rick and Morticia walk to the back entrance of the coliseum, and they encounter four eye aliens wearing disco clothes.
"It nice for you to show up Rick I thought you would chicken out," said the disco alien
"Bitch please I'm not a coward," said Rick
Disco alien looks at Morticia "ha this is one of your grandchildren she's going to get destory,"
"Is this alien you made a bet with Rick," said Morticia crossing her arm
"Yep, Morticia meet Funky Vil," said Rick
"And too bad you won't see me again when you get creamed in the arena and my kid is the solar survivor," Funky Vil points to a very muscular alien with purple skin and acne all over his face wearing yellow and pink wrestling trunks and boots. He ripped a tear in half.
"Damn what's that kid on?" said Rick
"Tons of steroids and one hell of a puberty Raft is going to win it all for me c'mon Raft," Funk Vil and Raft walk into the coliseum.
"So he might be a problem," said Rick
"Yeah you think," said Morticia
"But I have complete faith you,"
"Uh huh,"
"Anyway let's get you set up,"
Morticia and Rick walk to a green where Morticia sees five alien teens, and Raft Rick hands Morticia a contract to the alien in a black suit, and he shoves it into his pocket.
"Good luck Morticia I'll be in the stands watching the action go down," Rick left the room, and the alien in the room shut the door.
"Okay well time to get into another life or death adventure," Morticia thought. Then white-skinned amazon teen girl wearing black and blue metal armor walks up to Morticia "can I help you?"
"Yes, what is your name?" said amazon teen
"Morticia,"
"Morticia you better stay out of my way,"
"Noted,"
Morticia walks over to a chair and sits down next to a teen robot boy wearing a red baseball hat.
"Hello, I'm V-15. What is your name?" said the robot boy.
"Morticia," said Mortica
"Morticia hope I do well I heard that in the show you can have various dangerous creatures that we have to fight,"
"Yeah about that we do we on the show V-15,"
"Oh it simple we have to survivor waves of whatever they throw at us until there one teen left standing,"
"Got it,"
"My father upgrade me with cool weapons that makes me hard to kill,"
"Got it," then Mortitica thought, "he seems to be friendly,"
Five minutes later, a yellow alien woman with yellow-green wearing a fancy dress comes into the room smoking a cigarette.
"Alright you brats the show starting and all of you need to be in the coliseum now,"
Morticia and the teen alien get up and follow the fancy dress alien down a hallway, and they enter the coliseum with the roar of a screaming crowd, and the woman walks out of the coliseum and locks the door behind the teen.
Morticia spots the camera flying in the air. "I hope they get my good side," Morticia thought.
Then the announcer's voice comes into the coliseum "welcome to Death horde and we get fresh teens all around the galaxy to win it all. Now the rules are simple: one survivor must be left standing. This time the hoarder is going to be...robotic zombies,"
"Okay robotic zombies, how is that possible?" Morticia thought
"Please robotic zombies won't stop me bother," said Raft
"Now the teens must take a primary weapon while other weapons would be teleport in later during the show,"
Then coming out of the ground were weapon racks Morticia and other contestants went to the weapon rack. Morticia grabs a triple barrel shotgun from the rack and the ammo belt for the weapon.
"Shotgun a natural enemy for zombies even if their robotic," Morticia thought, then sees Raft grabs a large sword, and the amazon teen grabs a battle-ax "I just have to outlast them and over teens to win this contest,"
"Now the teens got their weapons in time to set up the arena," said the announcer with the weapon rack going back to the ground. Then various objects came out of the ground from a staircase that leads to nowhere, a couple of covers, and a small shack. "Now time to fight!"
Then coming out of the other side of the coliseum was a skeleton robot with green liquid coming from their mouth. Once the robots look at the teens, they run toward them. Morticia took cover behind the cover and saw some of the teens run toward the robot zombies. One of them carried a sledgehammer and managed to kill one but got overwhelmed by the robot zombies and ripped apart.
"Damn that teen won't be going to college," said the announcer
Morticia shoots a couple of zombies, landing headshots. Then she sees Raft trying to tear apart the zombies with his sword.
"No one can stop me Raftmana is going wild," said Raft
"Man the roidage," Morticia thought
Morticia and alien teens fought the robotic zombies while Rick watches from the stand drinking a can of beer. Then Funky Vil sat beside him with a cocky smirk.
"Your kid is doing well," said Funk Vil
"Yeah, in a minute, your kid is going to do some wrestling promo, '' said Rick.
"Ha, funny make your jokes now before get all pissed off and drunk when I win the bet,"
"We'll see about that,"
Back in the arena, so far, there are only four teens left in the arena. Morticia got herself a chainsaw, Raft found brass knuckles and ditched the sword, the amazon teen who still has her ax, and V-15, whose arm transformed into a gatling gun.
"Man Morty is going piss when tell him about this," Morticia thought as she chainsaws a zombie in half.
"Destroy all enemies," said V-15, shooting at the wave of robot zombies. Unfortunately, his killing strike comes to an end. The amazon teen ax slips from her hand and lands into V-15 head.
"Sorry not sorry," said the amazon teen taking the ax out of the robot head and killing it
"Now we're down to the last three contestants who is going to take the big one," said the announcer
"Nothing can stop me now brother I will win it all raagh," said Raft, who rips three robot zombies heads off
"God you could you shut up your more annoying than this zombies," said Morticia blasting a zombie head off
"What did you say sister, you can't tell the raftster that he's annoying," Raft turns his attention to Morticia.
"It would seem we have to bring out of the big gun," said the announcer
Then coming out of the other side of the coliseum is a large zombie robot with two heads and a massive upper body and arms. The robot comes straight at Morty and other two alien teens.
"Please this big boy is nothing against me," said Raft, who jumps in the air and comes down on the large zombie robot
The large zombie robot grabs Raft by the legs and arms, and the robot takes a massive bite out of Raft's left side of his body and throws him to the ground.
"Tell Linda I-I love her," Raft dies.
"One down two teens are still standing," said the announcer
"Dammit," said Funky Vil
"Ha my kids still alive while your is dead," said Rick
Morticia and the amazon fight the large robot zombie with Morticia shooting at the robot's head while the amazon tries to cut off the robot arms, which she successfully did, cutting off the left arm. Morticia uses her chainsaw to cut into the robot's guts, and the robot's parts start to come out of the robot, and the large zombie robot couldn't take anymore and falls dead to the ground.
"Alright this robot is dead," Morticia said to herself before seeing the amazon teen ax comes down on her, and she moves out of the way "woah,"
"I told you not to be in my way," said the amazon teen
"But there is no zombie robot left," said Morticia
"I guess didn't tell you if there no more horde to fight it's battle to the death," the amazon tries to swing at Morticia, but she ducks from the ax
Morticia tries to use her shotgun, but she runs out of ammo, but she uses it to block the amazon teen ax blade.
Morticia looks to see a small ray gun on the ground, and an idea pops into her head. She looks at the crowd "hey isn't that galaxy next pop star,"
"Where?" the amazon teen turn where is supposed pop star
Morticia gets the ax away from her. She goes to the small ray gun and shoots at the amazon teen. It would seem the ray gun did nothing and the amazon teen is about to laugh, but she explodes, running the arena in her white blood covering Morticia.
"Gross," Morticia thought as she wipes the blood off of her
"And we have our winner Morticia smith has won Death horde give your appluse and we'll see next time," said the announcer while Morticia wave to the crowd and the audience
Later at home, Rick and Morticia are in the living room watching tv while Rick counts his money, and Morticia drinks a can of soda.
"Here your cut," said Rick handing Morticia a stack of cash
"Thank you," said Morticia
"You made me very proud today Morticia you kick ass and made Funky Vil eat shit,"
"No problem Rick,"
Then Morty comes to the living room slump onto the couch with Rick and Morticia.
"How's the field trip Morty," said Morticia
"Boring and our tear guide almost had heart attack what about you guys?" said Morty
"Morticia help me win a bet," said Rick
"And I got my fifteen minutes of fame," said Morticia
"Oh man I should have not got into the field trip," said Morty
"Don't worry Morty you wouldn't like anyway besides we could watch Ball fondlers,"
Morty smile "that would,"
"Rick?"
"You don't have tell me twice," said Rick grabbing the remote and changes the channel to Ball Founders, and the three watch the show.