What Happens in Hogsmeade Stays in Hogsmeade
by Madame 15
The trio entered the bar in the midst of Hogsmeade. They were 19 and it was perfectly legal. "Alright I am ready for my first drink mate!" exclaimed Ron as he pulled out a stool for Hermione before he took a seat. Harry smiled knowing this will be rather fun. Of course they did not expect to find Draco entering the room approaching them. "Oh hello." Ron said cooly glaring at Draco.
"I have come here for Potter." Draco said "Not mudblood or Weasley." Harry sighed. He was not in the mood for Draco's nonsense. He was probably drunk anyways.
"What is it now Draco?" Harry asked with a sneer. Knowing that the courageous act could drive him away.
"I want to challenge the three of you into a drinking game. Whoever can handle the most shots of rum with out caving can win 100 gallions."
"Alright Draco! I accept the challenge!" Ron roared impulsively. He wanted to prove he was better than Draco.
"Fine Weasley join in. Potter I am waiting for your answer." Draco said with a bold attitude.
"Alright. I will join in with my mate." Harry said backing up Ron. All eyes were on Hermione as she silently retreated to try and have common sense.
"Oh fine." Hermione said. Draco started ordering rum in shot glasses. The trio were chugging non stop as the room went completely fuzzy and blurry. Hermione was laughing and falling off the bar stool. After 9 shots the trio managed to somehow get escorted into a motel room where they did who knows what and completely blacked out.
The next morning Harry and Ron were sleeping. Hermione was screaming loudly. "I am naked. Oh bloody hell! What happened?" Ron and Harry jolted out of bed only to find themselves naked too.
"Oh shit." Harry said. "I hope we didn't. We better not have done.." He was at a loss for words. Here he was with his two best friends who were a couple. Atleast the three of them were inseparable and even this kind of event to take place would not tear them apart.
"Oh dear. Well this is definetley odd." Ron said smirking. They were definetely all drunk last night yet they probably had a bit too much. That was an understatement. They had way too much.
"Alright lets discuss this. Put our clothes on." Hermione said. "Harry we can't tell Ginny. Oh dear god? What if I am pregnant? Who would be the father?" Hermione started to hyperventilate.
"Hermione." Harry said. "Calm down. This is not helpful. Stop laughing Ron." Ron could not stop laughing for whatever odd reason.
"Humor mate." Ron stated gleefully. "Alright we have to act like everything is normal and nothing happened. We return to Hogwarts completely normal. We were drunk but we did not do anything."
"Probably the best plan I have heard from you ever." stated Hermione getting into her know it all mode.
"Alright lets just drop it." Harry stated. The three of them were laughing as they exited the hotel and left on there merry way to Hogwarts. Never again was it spoken of.