This is my first try in making a fanfic, I'm very excited about this. As such I will make this as short as possible. Disclaimer! I do not own Type-Moon, Mahōka Kōkō no Rettōsei or other reference that you might see in this story. I only own the oc. This story is inspire by Magus of Dust by and living with peace and leshure as my motto by miauzhang ,go ahead and check out their stories I personally think that theirs are very good. Now onto the story!

You see, one could best describe my life as boring. The same repetitive process everyday. Nothing new to do, nothing new happening. Sure, the internet provides a constant flow of information. But after a while they started to also get repetitive. The same stuff was regurgitated so many times that the mere thought of it feels disgusting. It's now hard if not downright impossible to find anything original or fun.

"GHA! Why, isn't, there, anything. new!" scream Josef as he repeatedly slam his head into the wall.

"I just want something new! Is that too much to ask?" scream Josef only to by interrupted by a mad cracking of an old man from…. Somewhere?

"I knew picking you was a good idea!" excam the voice as a hole appeared below Josef, dropping him into a tunnel of endless reflections.

Freefalling into the tunnel was a completely new experience for Josef. The feeling is similar to the drop tower one may find in an amusement park. The feeling of the air rushing past you as you descend down the tunnel.

"I have absolutely no idea of what's going on!" laupth Josef as he spread his arm wide in an arching position.

In the far distance, Josef saw a white dot that was quickly expanding. As he got closer, he realized that the dot was actually the exit of the seemingly endless tunnel.

"Oh, stop Stop STOP SHOP!" scream Josef as he flaps his arm around in a failed attempt to imitate a bird.

As the exit gate got closer and closer Josef panicked more and more until…

Splat!

Josef was reduced to a lump of deformed limb, slowly bleeding out.

'This is so painful.' thought Josef while lying in a pool of his own blood. He could feel his bones coming out of his leg, had his arm been clearly bent at the wrong angle.

"Did you enjoy the little ride I made for you?" ask the voice from before. but this time it was much clearer than before.

"What..?" groan Josef as he forced the words out of his damaged throat,

"Oh dear! You're still alive!" excam the man in surprise, only to be followed by a light chucked.

"Let me put you out of your misery." smiled the old man as a bright pillar of the descended upon Josef, completely incernating him.

All that was left was a ball light blue flame where the body should be. Gently, the man scooped up the flame and lifted it to the level of his face.

"So… Did you enjoy the little ride I made for you?" asked the man again, this time with an insufferable smirk on his face.

"Who the hell are you?!" ask the enraged Josef.

"Well, I suppose it's appropriate. I am Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, the Wizard Marshal and the user of the second true magic. " proclaimed Zelretch in the proudest tone he could make.

"Zelretch… that sounds familiar. Wait! You're the KScope guy." yelled Josef in realization.

"Yes! I am the KScope guy! Wait? The KScope guy?"

"Your face is on the KScope craft essence."

"And nothing else?"

"Not that I know of.."muse Josef.

"The second magician, the wizard martial of the clocktower. Ever heard of it?"

"Yes?"

"..."

"No, not really."

"Shirou's personal truck kun!"

"Never heard of it."

"..."

"Nha! I'm just messing with you." joked Josef.

"Really?" ask Zelretch.

"Yes." answered Josef.

"Thanks root. I thought that me, the one who shot down the moon, was reduced to a mear mana battery."

"Yea, that would be pretty bad."

"Um hum…"

"Now that that's over, can you tell why i'm here?" asked Josef

"Well… you did remember my claim to be Shirou's personal truck kun?"

"So your saying…"

"Yes! You're getting isekai!" cheered Zelretch as he pulled a bell out of thin air.

"Do i get a choice or…"

"Nope! You're getting isekai no matter if you want to, or not!"

"No, I'm fine with getting isekai, is just that… I need context. "

"Fine. you will be transported to and have to survive in another world, such as a fantasy world, virtual world or parallel universe." read Zelretch off on a scroll he pulled out of nowhere. Seriously, how does he keep doing that?

"I know what an isekai is! Is just that…"

"Is just.. what?"

"Is just that ummm… do I get to spin a wheel or…."

"No, you don't get to spin a wheel."

"Oh, then where would I go?"

"That's a surprise." smiled Zelretch

"Please don't be DxD." whispered Josef, barely heard by Zelretch.

"Don't worry, it wont be DxD. after seeing the same thing that much time, it really get repetitive." reassured zelretch.

"... on to the next topic, won't I get any power boost? Or…"

"Power boost? Oh! Right! I forgot that you're weak physically and even weaker magically." with each word Zelretch said, another invisible arrow was shot into his self esteem.

"Now that I think about it, I do remember an isekai where the character didn't get any power boost." must Zelretch.

"Oh , oh shit.'re-zero flash back' " mutter Josef.

"But it won't be very fun if you just died instantly, is there?"ask Zelretch

"Please make it Return by Death" pray Josef as he remembered the stuff Subaru went through.

"Calm down! I'm not going to give you Return by Death, I don't even have the necessary skill to recreate that."

"Then what are you going to do?"

"Much like a certain goddess, I could course things to bring with you to the new word. But unlike the goddess I can only give things that are within my power to obtain."explained Zelretch

"Does that mean…"

"Yes, that means you won't be getting any an Infinity Gauntlet any time soon."

"Awwwn i was saving up thanos quotes, it would've been so cool"

"Yes, sadly that won't be happening anytime soon."

"Yea."

"So.. made your decision yet?" asked Zelretch.

"Yea…umm….. can I get a full set of classcard?" ask Josef.

"Class card? As in the ones made by the Ainsworths?" ask Zelretch.

"Yes, those class cards, but with more opinions to summon. Say… divine spirits" confirm Josef.

"That's.. Doable. But it would require some work, and only under special circumstances."

"That won't be a problem to someone such as you. You were one of the founders of the holy grail to begin with."

"I do suppose that's true…"

"Now, for the final question. Why did you kill me?"

"..."

"Answer the question."

"Well… you were bleeding out…" repuly Zelretch, awkwardly scratching the back of his head."

"And why was a bleeding out? With my limbs bent like straws?" ask Josef.

"Cause you're in a free fall.."

"Why am I in a free fall?"

"You did say that you wish to experience something exciting."

"Ah.. you win this round." grumble Josef

"We're in a competition?" ask Zelretch,

"..."

"So.. if that's all then I suppose it is time to send you on your way." muse Zelretch as he pulled out a crystal dagger out of his robe.

"I do hope you get along with your neighbor~" smirk Zelretch.

"What do you mean by that?"

"Oh! And may the light of the god emperor guide you~" added Zelretch, simply to cause Josef even more distress.

"WHAT?!" scream Josef just as he destingrated in blue mote of light.

Unknown place.

"AHHHHH!" scream Josef as launch himself off the bed landing on the sheets.

"I think I just had the strangest dream ever" chuckle out Josef. Thinking nothing of it until I realize that something is amiss.

"Since when did I have silk bed sheets?" asked Josef while gliding his finger through the reflective surface of the sheet. It was then that he realized something else was different.

His hand was unnaturally pale. So pale that he could even see a hint of pink within it.

"Oh.. oh… This is bad." said Josef. Then, out of nowhere he felt something stirred awake within him.

{hello?} ask a child-like voice within his head.

[h..hi?...] greet Josef, utterly confused by the new voice within his head.

{Am i dead? I'm pretty sure that I sacrificed myself for the grail. But also remembered getting killed by a blond man, so I'm not really sure.} said the voice

[your not dead, at least I don't think so..] answer Josef

{wha?}

[Hey, I'm just as confused as you are.]

{...}

[...]

{are you now stuck in my head?} ask the voice.

[I thought you're the one stuck in my head?] counter Josef.

{Who are you anyway?!} scream the annoyed voice

[ I could say the same for you!}

{fine! My name is Illyasviel von Einzbern. Can you tell me your name?} introduce illya in an extremely strained voice.

[Illyasviel? But doesn't that mean…]

{Answer the question!}

[Fine! Fine.. geese what got you so cranky today?]

{YOU!}

[sure… My name is Josef Schreiber, your highness. Calm down yet?] said Josef in a hurry. He also started to be affected by the physical response caused by illya's anger.

{sorry.. It's just that.. You know…. Fine! I'm just.. stressed.}

[That's… strangely reasonable in this situation…] sigh Josef, then again saying that your stressed after your brutally killed then transferred to another completely unknown work might be a slight understatement.

{[This feels so awkward]}

Hello this is the second chapter [or first, depend on how you look at it.] of this story

Now there is some new information to help you.

{hello} Illya inner voice

[hello] Josef inner voice

Now onto the story!

Josef and Illya waited in awkward silence for several minutes, doing and saying absolutely nothing. Thankfully this was shorted by a familiar portal opening in front of a wooden table position right in front of the bed.

From the portal, a small envelope fell out onto the table. After that the portal faded away, as if it was never there. Leaving behind the innocent looking envelope.

[Did zelretch just send a letter to us?] Ask Josef.

{How do you know zelretch?!}

[cause he just spoke to me.]

{Zelretch just spoke to you?}

[Yes, I'm still trying to get over that…]

{...}

[let's just not talk about that…] chuckle Josef, lifting himself off the ground only to fall face first into the sheet.

[W...what?] ask Josef, af he felt that his leg didn't move the way he wanted to to.

{ops… I was trying to move, let me do it} said illya who proceeded to fall face first into the bed again.

{nope, not working.} groan illya while swinging their leg back and forth. Each that he moves their leg, it requires much more strength to move it, as if flight control with another person.

[hear me out, I have an idea.] said Josef. [How about we work together.]

{I don't get it} said illya simply.

[think of it like this, right now we're using the same body. Just like two marionettes controlling the same puppet.. Soo~]

{We have to move together?}

[Exactly!]

{Then how are we going to do it?}

[Do you know what a three legged race is?]

{no?}

[sigh... basically we have to move in sync with each other in order to move. When I move the left leg, you move the left leg. When I move the right leg, you move the right leg, and so on.]

{oh~ I see.}

[left leg up in 3, 2, 1] chant Josef.

Slowly the duo manage to make their way off the bed towards the table. Each step was carefully taken and coordinated as to ensure that they don't fall over. What would usually take less than 5 seconds, took them over half a minute to achieve.

Finally, after getting to the table, they collapse into the wooden armchair.

[we're going to need more practise.] grumble Josef as he reaches their arm out towers the letter. Thankfully, for some reason they didn't have the same problem when using the hands.

[Now, where's an envelope knife?] ask Josef while scanning the table for anything remotely resembling a sharp object.

{did you try looking under the table} ask illya.

[Under the table? Why would the knife be under the table?] ask Josef as they bent down to find a black gold lined pen hidden in a hidden compartment of the table.

[this is a pen, not an envelope opener. An extremely good pen, yes. But not an envelope opener.]

{no it's not.}

[no it's not? This is clearly a pen no matter how hard I see it!]

{I mean this is not just a pen.}

[What do you mean not just a pen? Is this also a knife or something?]

{...}

[wait, seriously?] ask Josef

{um-hum..} answer illya as she moves their hand to the barrel of the pen, twisting it open to reveal a hidden blade behind it.

[oh-dear this is not just an envelope opener, this is a dagger! Illya? How do you know that?!]

{papa once gifted me something like that.}

[your papa?... Oh, Kiritsugu Emiya. I hate how that somehow makes sense.]

{yes, like how I found out that my teddy bear..}

[please just open the letter already.]

{fine.}

The duo grabbed the knife-pen and stabbed it into the side of the envelope and cleanly slid the top of the envelope open. They carefully flip open the letter to see what's presumably the message zelretch left for them.

Dear josef and illya

Welcome to the world of Mahōka Kōkō no Rettōsei, otherwise known as that anime with an overpowered godlike protagonist and heavy incest undertone. Yea that's not going to cut it, that could mean almost any power fantasy anime. Mahōka Kōkō no Rettōsei is an anime where 2 siblings who love each other go to a magic school… you know what? Screw it! You'll know what this world is when you see it. Now for your request, the classcard are bound to you. That means that you don't have to carry it around because it's in spirit form. I got this idea because according to one of the apprentices their class card always gets stolen. somehow. I haven't choose what servant to put inside the classcard yet, so I let you choose what to put in~ To bind heroic spirits to the card you simply have to flood the card with mana while thinking about that heroic spirit, easy right? I believe that's all I have to say.

P.s your an 12 year old girl called Emilya von Einzbern

Mit freundlichen Grüßen Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg.

{You're sure this was written by Zelretch?}

[yes, why?]

{I was thinking that the wizard martial would be more…}

{Menacing?}

{Not exactly how i would word it, but close enough}

[I don't blame you.]

Knock knock…

Their little conversation was interrupted by a loud knocking of the door. Quickly they both stuffed the letter and the pen into the secret compartment of the table. Then a muffled female voice rang from behind the door.

"Ma'am? Are you awake? It's time for school." ring the voice.

"Coming~ " reply Josef immediately.

[It's time for school, and we're in our pajamas!] panic Josef.

{come down! We can do this, we still have time. What do we need?}

[first, our books. Where can we find a book?] ask Josef

{There are books, but I don't think these are the ones that we want..} answer illya staring up a ginormous bookshelf that reaches all the way to the ceiling.

[We have to find them anyway, I guess we have to search through all of them one by one.]

{or we can just look at computer looking thing over there} suggest illya

[that… work too.] said Josef as they moved over to the sci-fi looking computer.

[now… where's the password.] asked Josef and was immediately replied with an annoyed groan from illya.