Excerpt: The night my mother died was the worse night of my life. She was fine, she was on the mend. The doctors were confident she would be released the next day, none of them knew why or how she just died suddenly.

A collection of drabbles or headcanons involving various characters and possibly various pairings. Rated T just to be safe. Title is the name of a Steam Powered Giraffe song.

Some things overlooked in the books. Violet and Klaus loved each other, a lot. M for later chapters, need I say more?

She devoted her life to fighting these flames but it has taken so much from her, it has taken nearly everything from her. If only it had taken everything from her. Then she would have nothing to lose at last and end it all. But it hasn't. She is burned but not scorched. Not yet.

The Baudelaire children have got a child-minder, who really doesn't have a clue about their strange evening routine... Warning - features ketchup sandwiches and a very confused child-minder!

By the time they arrived, they thought all their troubles were coming to an end. I wish I could have warned them about Count Olaf and the yellow teeth, but it was not so. *written before book 13 The End*

He found her on accident. Years of chronicling, of revisited heartbreak, of trying to piece together the story and he found her on accident.

My take on what could have happened in the end of the first book.

Dear Readers, I am sorry to inform you but this is not Lemony Snicket. I do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events. However, I'm here to inform you that this story will just be as unpleasant as the books. If you wish not to read about old foes, terrible tragedies, & something about forbidden lust, I urge you to close your browsers and throw your device at me. You have been warned

Drabble. Beatrice lamenta no poder decirle a Lemony la verdadera razón del rechazo que le rompió el corazón a su amado.

My take on The Austere Academy. Brief language.

What happened to our favourite inventor while she was kidnapped at Heimlich Hospital? Violaf. First fanfiction, don't hurt me.

LemonyxBeatrice poem. Lemony's POV.

Based on false-spring-queen's ASOUE Friendship Challenge. "I needed to see you. Before you leave." She stepped on that last word almost accidentally, but could not help it. She was wounded. The last conversation between Kit and Lemony Snicket. Please comment/review to help me improve!

A short story written for false-spring-queen's ASOUE Friendship Writing Challenge.

Sequel to Catfight, because it was requested. I advise you read Catfight first, or you won't understand a lot of the references. Quigley and Duncan fight over Violet! It's stupid and OOC, but it's funny.

After The End. All the Baudelaires wanted was a safe life away from all the hate, greed, and evil. But the Baudelaires are never that lucky... So they'll have to make their own luck. Do not read if you are frightened by secret passageways, petty highschool brats, or almost fist fights.

Fiona and Isadora get in a fight over you know who. One-shot. Story induced by lack of sleep and boredom.

This is a sonnet I wrote for a class last year. It includes a bunch of inside-jokes for those who have read the book series. You might get a kick out of it. And yes, each line has 10 syllables and the proper rhyme scheme. Your welcome.

The clock is counting down the hours! See what Violet, Klaus, their parents, and some guests do to ring down the new year.

A bit more headstrong Violet and what would happen if during insomnia days in Academy things would turn out differently.

this is just a little tiny chapter that i wrote when i got bored late at night, I dont own any of the characters but Ana! none of it.

This is a remake of the ending for A Series of Unfortunate Events. Do not read if you haven't finished the series because there is a bit of a spoiler in this (the end of the series is called Chapter Fourteen at the end of Book the Thirteenth.)

In thirteen short parts, Count Olaf plots and ponders his quest to steal the Baudelaire fortune.

Drabbles - Klaus/Violet