A chapter story about what happens when Klaus Baudelaire gets hit with an alarm clock by his own next door neighbor. shame he's never met the people who live there. turns in a funny love story. Please read. Quiglet and Kladora.

Crimson splashes of blood freckled the pearly-white snow all around her, a slight breeze causing her hair to flutter. Dry poppy stalks rattled together at the edge of the field, as if in mourning to the motionless girl. Intrigued? Then read on! Tabs :D

The Baudelaires are sent to their new guardians who are after the fortune now that Olaf is dead, they soon run away a meet someone what happens next...., based on the books and the film.R&R

Perhaps if this letter had got to you before i had to start writing, things would have been different, all due respect: Lemony Snicket... Please R&R!

This is a parody of "Lemony Snicket"'s book, The Bad Beginning. It is a glorious tale of joy, bliss, and misunderstanding.

Hello I'm Lemony Snicket, and I'm sorry to inform you of another unfortunate events. You have probably read of the woeful tales Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelair. If you have, this next story follows Jason Henry, whose life is even more unfortunate.

Sequel to Mt.Stupid. Haha, no. Don't read it. If you read Mt.Stupid already, your brain is already contaminated and you might as well read this story. Otherwise, no. If you want to read it, read Mt.Stupid, or you won't understand most of it. Your choice.

Prepare your brains for complete retardatia as the Troupe...act stupid, like they do. Rated T for stuff I'm gonna add later.

Violet sabe que será difícil ser huérfana, sabe que es difícil descubrir y desenmarañar algo que persigue a sus hermanos y a ella, hasta el fin del camino, y aun más allá de este.

For the very first time, Jerome Squalor is given the opportunity to achieve the confidence he has pined for all his life. But will the road ahead be more than he bargained for?

A short little story I came up with at 4am. Shows a glimpse of the memoirs of Lemony Snicket and Beatrice Baudalaire

A bunch of Parody Songs! More to come!

Ever wondered what happened to the Baudelaire oprhans? Did they ever return back to land safely, or did they meet their doom? Where did they go? Who did they meet? Would we ever see them again? Find out here...

The play that was a wedding occurred fifteen years ago, but Violet Baudelaire never made a full recovery. Oneshot.

Just a little poem I wrote about the Great Unknown. R&R.

My new parody. It's not as random as the old one, but is quite a bit more sarcastic, and who doesn't like sarcasm? By the way, Violet is a valley girl, Mr. Poe is a hippie, and Count Olaf has a bizarre insult for Klaus. Now updated with Chapter Eleven!

They mean a lot you know.

Violet and Duncan got to a detention and now they are in the classroom without any others... Short and wrote just by emotions. A little romantic. Oneshot.

Klaus has to ask Isadora something important. If you've read the books, you can figure it out easily. Review? :

A one-shot on what Duncan and Klaus do on a regular night. Thats about it. You can...move along now. Yeah, just...head on down the line, there...

It was a grey day. Almost excessively grey. Everything seemed to have lost it's natural colour and conformed with that of the clouds...But anything can happen on a grey day. Tabs :D

Briefly, she closes her eyes. A world of pain seems to slam into her before she blinks them suddenly open. She takes a deep breath and stares into his eyes.'Do you really love me' Tabs :D

What happened after the Chapter Fourteen? Here what happened! Second chapter out now! R/R Please. If you don't I will... cry.

This is the beginning of the sad tales of the Quagmire triplets. Read if you like but I will warn you one time and one time only this is NOT a happy tale.

Quigley and Violet's scrapbook about Emily, the mysterious girl who appears in their dreams