Our really messed up parody of the Austere Academy...staged as the first book! Read it, you know you want to!

Rated M for, well, HEAVY ADULT MOMENTS!

The Baudelaire children find a new home with the Cullen family.

A brief snapshot of a missing scene. "No matter under what circumstances you leave it, home does not cease to be home. No matter how you lived there-well or poorly" -Joseph Brodsky. AU Oneshot.

At first fiona Quigley but will later develop into Violet and Quigley

Geraldine Julienne has found out about VFD! Gasp! Please R and R.

An interview with the Baudelaire Murderers. Please R & R.

A sequel to The Plague. Mr. Poe go on adventures in time! give me a certain date in time and Mr. Poe will go there.R&R.

Four years ago, Isadora Quagmire disappeared without a trace. The Quagmires and Baudelaires try to find her but slowly adapt to life without her their treasured friend. So what will they say when she shows up unscathed, but with a forgotten memory? KI

Violet recalls the night Olaf took her innocence away from her. Warning: sex scene. Violet/Olaf and a hint of Olaf/Bertrand. Ya heard me.

a girl and her big brother walks down the streets,when she mets the children in the story.they all thinks she a angel thats been mistreat.she and her brother lives with them.then olaf and his troupe,three times biger attack them.can melody safe the day?

The marriage between Violet and Olaf worked. Violet transfers to a special boarding school soon after she finds out she's pregnant.Told in Violet's POV.

Olaf thinks of his burning love for fire.

Ever wondered how Isadora would tell her brothers that she was finally 'becoming a woman? Here's a little one-shot story that tells just how moody Isadora Quagmire really gets during "that time of the month"!

Someone is alive, can you guess who?Right now I'm in their house, I'm helping them lost and confused. They are an orphan, this is their story.

Please do not read this fan fiction.You will get nothing but woe,misery and grief because these are what the Quagmire orphans' lives are full of. Signed, Kit Snicket.

The night before the Baudelaire parents died, they had a conversation in their bedroom.

Ha ha ha, it was totally meaningless." Olaf has made some horrible decisions. But it was all because of her. Mentions of Kit/Olaf. Angsty. Rated for mentions of murder, mild cussing, and general dark themes.

This is the ASOUE Valentines day story, please R&R

Just a short poem about the lives of the Baudelaires. Read, review, enjoy!

CHAPTER 13 IS UP! R&R PLZ! The Quagmires and Baudelaires go on a twisted adventure including Olaf and Esme. Promise you lots of laughs and randomness! If you just got through reading some sad stuff & wanna laugh, you've come to the right place. ;

What if at the end of the movie, the Baudelaire children moved in with Mr Poe and his family. And what if he had a daughter the same age as Violet? We know grown-ups are blind, but what about young adults? Violet/Jane. Jane is a character created by me.

Welcome! it's the Klaus and Mr. Poe show!, if you like Klaus getting annoyed by Mr. Poe then you're on the right channel!please stay and watch

You'll have to read to find out

A Series of Unfortunate Events rewritten to my tastes. Please Read and Review. Thank you!