read this Very Funny Dialogue! I read the Grim Grotto so chapter 13 is all about Grim Grotto characters. R and R!

Count Olaf has some evil plans up his sleeve this time! Including the switching of bodies, eyelashes on a tattoo, a very confused Isadora and Duncan, and a pointless yet "affectionate" monkey. Have fun........ rated for language. Flame or review, I like b

Upon arriving at Hotel Denouement, the siblings encounter various obstacles. Klaus is feeling things he shouldn't.

Duncan gets an unexpected visitor on Christmas Eve.

Hmm. This is new. Klaus plus Small Spaces equals Claustrophobic Klaus. This could get interesting...

A songfic about Klaus and how he feels and deals with Count Olaf and stuff

It seems that the Baudelaires, Quagmires, and I'm sorry to say, Count Olaf, his wicked girl friend and henchmen, all join together and star in a holiday classic. Of course there will be no holiday cheer in this story.....(VQ)

It is utterly unfortunate that this lost document of the Baudelaire's adventures and misfortune have been found and have been re-written by an unfortunately new writer. Please do not click on this story unless you are interested in deadly desert sandstorm

A tale of simpler times in the Baudelaire household. Times that involve photo albums...ah, sweet fluff, is that you? Rated for faint angst. Vaguely movie-verse. Please read, enjoy, and review.

Forced to deal with the horrors of high school, Klaus must now try his best to fit in and make new friends. Just when Klaus thinks that it's hopeless, he bumps into a beautifif girl and things start to go right.

Klaus' thoughts on his parents, their death and fire. Angst.

Violet, Klaus and Sunny find new friends like them who have also lost their family in a fire. They soon find out that they will be spending much time together, escaping Count Olaf's evil plans.

The next destination on the Baudelaire's path of misery and woe.

The true story of Lemony Snicket's "Hook-Handed Man" revieled! Please reveiw!

Beatrice is beautiful, talented, and 13. Lemony adores her, but finds when he deceides to confess his love, someone had deceided to force their lust on Lemony's beloved Beatrice. Rarted R for sexuality, violence, and pedophelia.

Klaus has always had an unfortunate life, can Cari help save it? KlausOOC

Well, it pretty much explains itself in the author's note. Just read it!

It's a boring day, and Prufrock Prep is closed down. A certain poet is trying to write her first song, but her mind keeps drifting elsewhere. Kladora.

Olaf has captured Klaus, and the boy reflects on his failure. Pain, angst, revenge. Movie based.

CrossoverLes Orphelins Baudelaire sont confiés à un grandoncle éloigné de la famille du nom de Rusard. Envoyé à Poudlard, ils se pensent momentanément à l'abri. Terrible récit. Ne dites pas qu'on ne vous a pas prévenu.

One insane doctor, one terrible secret, one carefully locked basement, and three unlucky orphans. I would advise you not to read this unless you are A:on medication and cannot think straight, or B:just like to be scared stiff.

Not really, she just made us say that. [COMPLETED - 14 chapters]

A story the won nothing in the CCOCC. Count Olaf reveals a scheme to destroy his enemy... probably one shot, though I might continue if I get reviews.

Cassandra, Alexander, and Valentine Bourne lost their home and parents in a huge fire. Now they are sent off to live with Sir Isaac Walton, a horrible man after the Bourne fortune.

Although it’s alright to laugh at the circus or at your cousin’s new haircut, it’s certainly not alright to laugh at someone facing an embarrassing moment like the one Isadora Quagmire encountered at Prufrock Preparatory School.