A set of Christmas fictions, ranging from romance to pure misery, to lust. All rated accordingly, and updated every Monday until Christmas. I didn't create these characters, Daniel Handler did, I'm sure he's happy about that.

Isadora panics when a certain couplet is lost. A random ficlet that can be read as a sort-of-sequel-thing to Couplet Contemplation

SPOILER WARNING! My verison of Number 12!

Klaus and Violet ponder their past and future. Hopefully a halfway decent fic. -hopeful expression- Please read and review, I'd really appreciate it.

It's hot out. Too hot to think.

No matter how pretty the witch is... Jeiolet. pedo-sex prevails in this one, you've been warned.

The Baudelaires are in the sea now!What will become of the them? PLZ PLZ REVIEW

Simple one-shot Movieverse. Not very good, because I've never exactly read the books. Was inspired by the movie trailers. Reviews are greatly loved!

Violet blew Duncan off for Quigley. She thought he was licking his wounds, but he got a new girlfriend! I bet you guys didn't think I updated 4 chapters in one day!

A night out at the theatre turns awry when Klaus reveals moneymaking intentions.

What would you do for freedom? What would you do to save the lives of the ones you love? Would give up your entire life just to save them? She did.

A version to why Lemony Snicket is on the run. Songfic of Coldplay's 'A Rush of Blood to the Head'. (one-shot; pre-Beatrice's death)

the second part of 'Beatrice', her woeful wedding, suggestive romance LemonyBeatrice, hope it's okay. please R & R!

Beatrice encounters strange things at a ball she attends...my first fan fic! please read and review!

What if Violet hadn't escaped Olaf's clutches on the night of the Marvelous Marriage? It's been done, but not like this.

Here we follow up to the meeting at the Hotel Denumont were the Buadelaires run into some long lost friends, and enimies, and a fallen hot air device, a dark dank basment, and vouls. Please read and review! Chapter 4 is now up!

There, Quigley, do you see the ledge where my left fork is? It's solid enough for both of us to sit for a moment and catch out breath. –page 210 SSshort and sweet

The Characters in ASOUE all have computrs! See how they would cope talking to each other by e-mail!

What happens when Violet wants to see her parents again... very much. During TBB, mixed Klaulet... I think... OH YEAH! ONE-OFF! ONE-OFF! ONE-OFF! ONE-OFF! ONE-OFF! ONE-OFF! ONE-OFF! ONE-OFF! ONE-OFF!

Isadora sneaks away to Klaus' when Duncan says that she shouldn't. She gets pregnant. I'm not going to spoil it!

You are dared to go into a haunted woods otherwise you will get beaten up...do you agree and do the dare and risk not seeing another day, or do you get beaten up and say nothing?

The Baudelaire orphans are on their way to a horrific hotel. If you are looking for a happy ending, look far FAR away from here. You should probably read The Grim Grotto before reading this, or it won't make sense. Trust me.

Violet signs with her right hand but lets Klaus and Sunny escape. Not a Violaf fic, I'm just bad at titles. This is my first fan fic so please review

A decade after the end of ASoUE, Klaus believes he can find his sisters when a newspaper article reports a sighting of two of the infamous "Baudelaire Butchers". Is everything finally going to be normal for Klaus? {Now Finished!}

Takes place after the Baudelaires leave the Lucky Smells Lumber Mill. SirCharles overtones, PG-13 for murder. It's just a little Charlesrant, rather long...feel free to flame.