Chapter 1

AN: hey everybody, I wrote this on a whim one day as when I was scrolling through here I noticed there were no Uzume Adult Nep stories, which is a damn shame if you ask me, I mean you cant even find art of it :( So what better then to be the change you want to see or what not. Anyway this is probably bad, but if you like do what it is you do on this site. This will probably get finished at one point, but I am a 'busy' college student so Ill get to it when I get to it enjoy!

- Market_value_neps

In the center of the (somehow) advanced nation of Planeptune stood the iconic, and symbolic Neptower. Truly it was the perfect representation of the nation, outside it was a futuristic ideal monument to showcase the might of the country. However on the inside very little actually took place, not via a lack of trying of a certain tome fairy mind you. A usual day involved the ever evolving game of cat and mouse of the CPU and said tome fairy who acted as the oracle. A game that, more often than not, was won by the former. This usually caused most of the workflow to instead be handled by the oracle and more than eager to spoil her sister CPU candidate.

Today was different for a multitude of reasons, while no actual work was being handled by the residents of the tower, it was still a hive of activity even early in the day. For today was indeed no ordinary day, today was the day that Uzume and the Neptune of the Ultra Dimension would return from their journey of Gamindustri and subsequently the multiverse (via Croire). And thus Neptune used all the power bestowed upon her as the ultimate supreme leader of Planeptune and declared that in the top floor of the Neptower a large feast must be held. In actuality she begged Histoire to allow her to invite over the other CPUs and other friends to have a little get together under the agreement that for the next 3 days she would work like a diligent goddess. For some reason even though her initial offer was to work for 4 days, Histoire only agreed to the terms after it was set to 3 days.

Eventually, IF and Compa showed up in order to help with the set up, and soon after the residential wing of the basilicom was set up for the party. All in all it wasn't grand or anything, the table in the kitchen was set up banquet style, and many extra chairs and beanbags were pulled out in front of the large TV for the expected gaming that would be taking place. To complete the scenery a large "welcome back" banner, which had been custom made by Nepgear was hung up. Originally Neptune herself wanted to do the banner, but after it became abundantly clear that was not going to work out well, Nepgear took over.

The group of girls had eagerly set up everything, however it did not occur to them that it was still only 10 am, and that they had invited everyone over at noon. So as they sat down and between idle conversation between the longtime friends a comfortable silence overtook the group. That is until a knock at the front door rang out, startling the group.

"Now who on earth could that be? We still have well over an hour until the time you sent Nep" IF started, slightly annoyed at the earliest of their friends.

"Well standing here like a bunch of extras won't answer that question, onward to the door!" Neptune yelled with her usual brand of over enthusiasm, much to the chagrin of IF. As she jovially ran to the door to greet the guest, the other slowly followed. As she opened the door to reveal that the early guests were none other than the CPUs of Lastation, Noire, with Uni in tow. "Hey look guys our resident loneliest of lonely hearts has shown up as early as an owl spotting a fresh caterpillar!"

"Neptune, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not lonely at all! And that joke was bad even for you!" Noire yelled out, and despite her best efforts a red dusting seemed to be appearing on her features.

"Ignoring your rude rudeness, how then do you explain your showing up so much earlier than any one else huh? If you're just teeming with friends then how come you rushed over at mach speed to see lil ol me" Neptune replied cheekily while getting closer to Noire in her usual manner, in turn this caused Noire to back up.

"I've got plenty of friends! I don't need to justify myself to you!"

"Oh yeah what's her name?" As their usual banter played out line for line Neptune smugly assumed her victory, truly it was like herding a cat with her. But she was not ready for the bombshell that would be dropped.

"Well… there's K-sha! Ha K-sha is my friend!" Noire crossed her arms confidently as she pushed her hand through one of her elaborate twin tails.

"What! That's not fair there was no lonely banter in Vii after gold thirds introduction! How is the author supposed to write this banter!" Neptune groaned to no one in particular "This is completely unprecedented territory, what are we to do! If we're not careful this could spiral into an all out war for the title of Noire's best frien- " Neptune was cut off by a sudden chop to her head, as she whipped her head around to see her assailant, IF.

"Come on you two, if you stand there arguing like an old married couple we'll be here for days! And Nep no referencing better works on here, yet!"

"Miss I-F Ill have you know that attempted murder of a goddess is a capital crime in the country o mine!" As she made baseless threats to IF everyone began filing into the living area, forcing Neptune to follow.

"I must ask why you two are this early? I understand that Lastation does border our nation, but you could have left later, no?" Histoire started up the conversation as everyone sat down facing one another.

"Noire said that we should leave early to help with set up because 'there's no way that idiot could do anything without me'" Uni explained briefly, however this explanation did not go over well with a certain other black haired tsundere in the room.

"T-That's not true! Well it might be a little, but that's not why I'm here! See Uni said she hadn't seen Nepgear in a while so she was looking forward to this, and as the supportive older sister that I am I simply had to help her, that's all!" Noire quickly 'corrected', in actuality both of these were true, but obviously nothing was easy when it involved the Lastation sisters.

"Noiire you said you wouldn't tell!" Uni was now doing her best to imitate MarvelousAQL and just disappear at a moment's notice. But it was too late. She was going to have to face the consequences sooner rather than later…

"Aww goodness, Uni if you wanted to you should have just said so!" Nepgear beamed over to her friend, while trapping her in a hug.

"Hey! Hey! So now that there's 4 of us here, why don't we pull out the games!' Neptune yelled out, sparring Uni from her ultimate doom, or perhaps it was actually joy to her, has to be one of the two. Or potentially, and probably knowing the younger of the two sisters, was both at the same time.

"I mean that's kinda what we always do, but what are you thinking this time?" Noire responded questioningly, of course Neptune had suggested playing games, but she usually at least had a plan in mind.

"Hmmm let me see…. I got it! We could try a little 2v2 fighting game I picked up recently. We could even try a little Planeptune vs Lastation if ya want. Me and Nep Jr. won't back down from anyone! Right Nep Jr.?"

"O-Oh uh yea!" Nepgear responded not fully knowing what she was committing to.

"Oh well then me and Uni will have to show you what Lastation is all about!"

And so for the next hour an epic tale in gaming history unfolded, and at the end only one (two?) would be standing. This was a battle for the ages. And as the time wore on it became clear the opponents were evenly matched, just who would rain supreme at the end of this war? Truly this tale would be heard around the world, this would be known as the console w-

"Waaaaah come on guys we lost again, Nep Jr you gotta back me up better!" Neptune cried out as she flailed about on the ground.

"I'm sorry Neptune! But you always keep recklessly charging in and it's hard to keep up…"

"Wow Neptune, blaming your little sister for your own failures, what does that make it Uni? 8 in a row? Seriously, why would you even challenge us in this game, it's literally a Lastation game, as if we could lose at it!" Noire boasted proudly, she had earned this win and now she was going to enjoy it!

"See now this is why you are going to end up alone forever you loneliest of hearts!" Neptune responded with an accusatory finger. She had apparently had enough and was going to use her trump card. She had learned however, no more was it no friend Noire, clearly not good anymore, and honestly it was getting old anyway. So what to do? It was obvious! Just point out how she could never get a partner! Genius.

As this situation quickly deteriorated, Nepgear and Uni calmly put down their controllers and walked over to the table with IF, Compa, and Histoire. If anyone knew how fruitless an attempt to break up that fight was it was those two. So as they quietly started up a conversation all their own they weren't particularly bothered by the scene in front of them. As the time quickly approached noon however another knock rang out throughout the room. Histoire quickly excused herself to let in the new guests. As she returned revealing that the guests were Blanc with Rom and Ram, who quickly ran over to their friends chatting loudly announcing their presence to the two seated candidates. Blanc however made her way over to the two CPUs, still somehow bickering.

"You two should really quite down, I could hear you all the way up the tower." Blanc quietly started, and despite the fact the two hadn't noticed when she entered, they quickly looked over to their quiet friend.

"Heya Blanc, how goes it!"

"Hello Blanc, how was your flight?" Noire curtly added after clearing her throat. The three made small talk as they waited for the last of the group to arrive, which did not take long as Vert soon made her presence known.

"Why hello girls, I did not anticipate being the last to arrive, well the last until the guests of honor." With a subtle crossing of the arms for obvious reasons, Vert added herself to the conversation.

"Speaking of which, Neptune, when will those two arrive?" Blanc added while looking over to the party in question.

"Well we didn't talk for long but they said they'd be here around 1 or earlier, but with those two who knows." Neptune responded with a shrug. "But hey gals no need to pick up dust here, why say we start up some free for alls? I still have some payback to pay to a certain piggybacking off her sister Nowa after all!" She asked as if she expected any response but a 'yes' however her last comment did not go over well with the party involved.

"As if Neptune, I'll show you how a true goddess plays her games, I mean I only do everything right?" This earned an eye roll from the other two goddesses, as if they hadn't heard that line a billion times before. So as the 4 set up their game, the very two the party was set up for in the first place were still MIA, or at least for now…