Chapter 1: Skyfall

Falling.

That was the first word that came to mind. The second one was fear. The wind was rushing over me, content with letting me fall to my doom.

I was falling, and no one cared.

'I care! Now stop this irrational monologue of thoughts and falling and no one caring!'

'Who was that?'

'THIS IS YOUR BRAIN SPEAKING HERE! NOW DO BOTH OF US A FAVOR AND STOP FALLING AND START THINKING!'

'Uhhh… Wasn't that your job, brain?'

'WELL RIGHT NOW DO SOMETHING OR YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHOSE JOB THAT REALLY IS!'

'So, what do I do? And, please, cut down on the yelling.'

'Do I look like I care?. Now, I guess a good idea would be to check the bag you've been wearing for the past few seconds we've been talking!'

I then made a desperate effort to remove the bag which felt glued to the back of my hoodie, refusing to detach itself from its position.

'Now what the hell do I do now?'

'Do a barrel roll!'

'Wait, who was that?'

'Just do it!'

This time, I paid no heed to who gave the order and just did it. Whoever this was, was for sure a lot less hostile. I threw myself into a roll with whatever force I could and it helped little with dealing with the falling or wind.

Well then, this is how I die. Falling out of nothingness, and crash into the ground. If all that happens, that makes no sense at all. What's gonna happen next? Do I just revive and die again? Or what? Do I disappear and someone else also dies?

Splash!

One moment under the water, the next above. I'm spluttering, coughing spitting and drowning at once to create what seemed a nightmare, just this was real. And when I say real, I mean really, bloody real. More real than, err…

'My existence?'

'Yeah. That and your attempt to be obnoxious. Sure. It fits the quota of real perfectly.'

'Meanwhile we're drowning and you need to argue with me less, swim more. It's getting pretty soggy in here already.'

'Land Ho!'

'Who's that?'

'He's Heart. Don't mind him, he's a total idiot.'

'C'mon Brain, be a good brain. Good brains listen to the heart.To me! We'll like, have so much fun together, it'll be epic!

'And be total idiots. Like you.'

'Stop it you two! We can argue when on land, and then you can probably cry or yell, or whatever! But not now!'

'Are we there yet?'

'No.'

'Are we there yet? '

'No.'

'Now?'

'Yes.'

And I inched my way away from the domain of death onto dry, warm sand, only for a few feet before vomiting the seawater from within the depths of my body.

Then I fell over and blacked out.

A/N: So yeah. I've gone over this chapter again after a long time, and well, it's trippier than I remember. Luckily though, it sure gets better as we go on. So stay tuned, and thanks for reading.