AN So, this was just a funny idea I had, that began to spawn other ideas. I hope you can find some form of entertainment from this. This will be my first story, so if you could bere with me. I'll try my best.
Tuesday's normal classes came and went faster than Jaune thought they would. And in a blink of an eye, it was four thirty in the afternoon. He was just finishing straightening out his hair and adjusting his uniform. taking a deep breath, he cast a confident smile into the mirror of the boys restroom.
Entering the hallway, he decided to head to the class room he was going to be assisting professor Goodwitch in driver's ed in. The walk was shorter than he thought it would be. Arriving at the classroom, he realized, he'd never been to this part of the school before.
Upon entering the classroom he was astonished to find a massive room. Filled with theater seating, going up to at least twenty levels. There had to be about fifty seats in each row, with stairs about a third of the way in on each side. Every spot aimed at the stage at the bottom.
Jaune gulped as he realized how many people would actually be looking to him for advice on how to drive. He thought Goodwitch was kidding when she said a third of the first years in each class.
Speaking of said professor, she appeared through the door behind the stage. Behind her was a very old looking projector, which refused to cooperate. After muttering some expletives, that he was pretty sure weren't meant to be heard by a student. She finally noticed his presence.
After a few moments, Glynda finally spoke "Mr. Arc, you would find it in your best interests to forget you heard anything, understood?" With a series of quick nervous nods, she continued. "It appears I already require your assistance".
"Go out the door, to the left, down the hall, it'll be the first door on the left. It's already unlocked, go inside, and I'll give you further instruction upon arrival." instructed Glynda.
Out the door, to the left, through the first door. "So, now what" he asked. "When I give the word, push the projector to the center of the stage." Jaune gave a node,"you got it professor".
With a wave of her crop, her semblance came to life. the doorway deconstructed itself, leaving a slightly larger opening. With a great heav, he pushed the old projector to the center of the stage. Jaune turned it around to face the hanging screen. As Goodwitch reassembled the door frame.
"Professor, I have a question about your semblance", asked Jaune. "Very well, Mr.Arc", responded Glynda,"what is it you wish to know?" He collected his thoughts before asking," how did you reassemble the door frame without nails, or the walls without fresh mortar"?
Goodwitch removed her glasses before rubbing her forehead. "Mr. Arc, you know as well as I do, we were not meant to question the obvious flaws and weeknessess of our powers and abilities", answered Glynda.
"Oh, you mean the beings that created us, gave us styles and semblances that looked and sounded cool", replied Jaune. She smiled at her young pupil," correct, astute assumption, Mr. Arc".
Just as the bell rang, a red and black cloud of rose petals burst through the door. Only to manifest as Ruby and Blake in the last two seats in the front row.
The poor faunus looked like she was about to have a panic attack, unfortunately professor Goodwitch made her presence known, before Ruby could apologize "Quiet down, all of you. Welcome to your first class of driver's education, you will all be given the standard issue Valean drivers manual.
Jaune grabed a stack of manuals and began handing them out. As he did this, Glynda continued on with class. "For our first class, we will be watching Vale's drivers instructional video. If I see anyone sleeping in class, you will be punished severely and will have to get your license through the kingdom directly, understood"?
He smiled to himself, as he watched the whole class node in sync. After passing out the manuals, he approached the projector, waiting for the signal. Receiving the go ahead, he hit the play button and returned to his seat. He pulled out his scroll to finish the level he was on, as the video got started.
'Welcome, to the driver's education video for the Kingdom of Vale. This video is required viewing for all citizens that wish to obtain a Valean driver's license. It is also mandatory for all those that wish obtain a huntsmen license. The following subjects will be briefly discussed in this video. And then expanded upon in your driver's education class. The following subjects will be...
Traffic laws within the kingdom.
Traffic laws outside of the kingdom.
Traffic laws while being hunted by terrestrial grimm.
Traffic laws while being hunted by avian grimm.
Traffic laws while being hunted by aquatic grimm .
Pedestrian laws within the kingdom.
Pedestrian laws outside the kingdom.
The difference between vehicular manslaughter and murder. And how to perform them.
The laws pertaining to vehicular manslaughter.
The laws pertaining to murder with a motor vehicle.
As the video continued to list the different subjects, he got comfortable in the extra teachers chair. he pulled out his scroll to finally beat level twenty two of the X-Ray and Vav spin off game, Mogar and Mark Nutt rise of Nice Dynamite.
After an hour, Jaune looked up to see the video was just about to hit it's first quarter. He scanned the class to see how they were holding up. His eyes landed on his main focus for this class. Sitting in her seat like a proper lady, Nora was watching the video with a small smile on her face.
When it became known that you would have to complete the course without the help of your partner. Ren was worried that Nora wouldn't be able to focus. That was until, Jaune informed his team, along with team RWBY, that he would be the teacher's assistant for the class.
The look on his friends faces, when they found out he didn't have to take the class because he already had his license, was priceless. Nora's complaining about walking everywhere in Vale, when he could've driven them was less so.
However he had promised Ren to help keep Nora focused while he wasn't there. Of course, Ren didn't need to know about the homemade pancakes, made with the Arc family secret recipe deal. And it appeared that Nora was a woman of her word.
Blake was also focused on the video. He assumed her involvement with the White Fang and enhanced hearing, made her a prime stake out candidate. Unfortunately, not all of his friends were holding up well.
Poor Ruby could barely stay awake, as boredom had claimed her long ago. Every time her head would dip, she would snap back to sitting up. He was honestly afraid she would give herself wiplash at some point.
Was it wrong, that a part of him wanted her to smack her face on her desk. Because, if it was, he was in trouble. But damn, would that be funny as hell.
Speaking of falling asleep, he stretch his arms above his head while giving out a big yawn. The video still had three hours to go and some extra sleep sounded great. He thought, while his eye lids began to drop.
All things considered, Jaune was feeling pretty good right now. He had a couple thousand lien in his pocket, a hard drink in his hand, and a sexy redhead dancing in a thong bikini for him. Things we're looking up for him.
He took a big swig of his drink, before he put a hundred lien chip in the strap of her thong. "Hey baby, why don't you show me the good stuff" said Jaune with a smirk. His grin grew as her hands went to the back of her top.
"As you say Mr. Arc, MR. ARC, MR. ARC".
He nearly jump a mile when he awoke. "Thank you, for joining us in the conscious
world Mr. Arc. I realize you have already sat through this once, but please refrain from disrupting others with your snoring." scolded Glynda, her gaze shot through him like a bullet.
His entire face turned redder than a tomato. "Sorry for disrupting class everyone, and I'll do my best to not let it happen again professor." Apologized Jaune.
The entire class took some form of joy in his misfortune, some more than others. Since Ruby and Nora were on the verge of rolling on the floor, even Blake had the audacity to giggle at his plight.
"Alright class, we only have a few more minutes left in the video, so pay attention," Goodwitch commanded, "Mr. Arc, I assume you are well rested." He gave a nervous node to his teacher, who pressed play.
He never sat more stiff in a chair then he did now. Waiting for the last few minutes of the video to finish up was agony. But salvation was right around the corner as the narrator entered the final stretch of the script.
And once you have passed the written test and the practical demonstration portion. You will receive, in seven to eight work days, your...Da...Dee dot dee tee da...Dee dot dee tee da, Dee dot dee tee da... Dee dot dee huh, huh Dee Dee dot da... Dee dot huh, huh, woo...Dee da Dee da Dee da...Dee dot... Valaen driver's license, ta-da.Jaune just rolled his eyes, when he heard some of the students 'ooooing and ahhhing'. It was just a driver's license, not solution to the grimm problem.
"Alright class, we will be meeting back here next Tuesday. Make sure to study your driver's manual through out the week." Reminded Goodwitch, "And remember, if you need help understanding anything you can come to me or Me. Arc. As long as it pertains to this class.
With that Glynda dismissed the class. Most students practically ran from the classroom, to see their friends or return to their dorms. It was nine o' clock after all. "Bye Jaune, see you at breakfast", Ruby yelled as she left, he received a polite node from Blake as she left behind her leader. "See you in the dorm, fearless leader", Nora said as she skipped away.
Once the last student left, he approached the professor. "I'm really sorry for snoring during the video Mrs. Goodwitch. I'll do my best to not let it happen again.'' Promised Jaune. "I hope so Mr Arc," Glynda said while looking at the clock, "you may return to your dorm, I suggest getting a full night's sleep. You'll have to sit through another one tomorrow, good night Mr. Arc."
As he unlocked the door to enter his team's room, he heard Nora regaling Pyrrha and Ren about tonight's class. "And then the Professor got on to Jaune's case for snoring during the video," she exclaimed excitedly.
"Jaune, I can't believe you fell asleep in class", giggled Pyrrha, "It's just such a Jaune thing to do." He just sighed to himself "thanks Pyr, that really helps. Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm tired, so good night everybody."
AN
So, I hope everyone reading this finds so humor in it. I didn't want to write a crack fic. Just a silly little story with some life humor in it.
Some of the comments think my inspiration for this fic came from another one. Well it didn't, I didn't even know there was another fic like this. As for RWBY CHIBI, I totally forgot about that one.
If you can't tell, but I'm a new writer, so if you could bear with me. I'm sure I'll misspell something or use the wrong word instead of the word I mean.
As for the future of this fic, the next chapter should contain Wednesday's and Thursday's classes. And I have some ideas for later chapters. Just don't expect the driving tests to happen so soon.
Other than that, I hope you enjoyed.