An Arc's Multiversal Life

by Onyx Gabriel

Teams RWBY and (J)NPR are taken to an unknown place and greeted by a mysterious man who claims to be trying to "fix" their world, while they wait they get to watch versions of their dorky, lovable knight. And maybe learn something new about Jaune, even love. Harem. [PROLOGUE UPDATED]

9. 5 Girls One Arc

This is my first fanfic. Please pardon my grammar. English isn't my first language. I won't be taking requests. I DON'T OWN RWBY! 5 GIRLS ONE ARC BELONGS TO noble4259!

"AMBER?!"

"H-hello, everyone." the supposed dead Maiden greeted them with a smile.

Ozpin's inner circle was happy she was here and alive, especially Qrow. The teens want to meet her, she seemed friendly. The rest didn't care or paid any attention to it.

Onyx popped back in. "Alright everyone, ya'll good?" he asked. He saw Amber seated close to Oz's group. They all nodded.

"Okay, this one's special." Onyx said with an excited grin.

"How so?" Blake asked.

"Well this one was made by another person like myself." everyone was surprised. There were others? Then again it is a multiverse so they weren't as surprised. "Second of all, it's all normal, well Faunas still exist but that's it. And third this divided into 4 chapters." Onyx explained.

Everyone else was intrigued. A normal world? That sounds too good to be true. Everyone got comfy in their seats and started.

Chapter 1: Welcome To Hell

One would think that being in my position other guys would envy me. That I was in heaven being in the current predicament I'm in. Well, I'm here to tell you that this isn't your favorite harem anime or any of that bullshit. This is the dark truth! My name is-

"Oooh, monologue!" Nora said.

"JAUNEE! THE SHOWER DRAIN IS CLOGGED AGAIN!" Yang shrieked in utter dismay and the young Arc could only slam his head into the wall in exasperation, mumbling something under his breath as he made his way up the stairs.

"Wait, what am I doing there?" Yang asked their host. Her Dad and Uncle dreaded the answer.

"Oh, you'll see. Heh heh." Onyx let out a cheeky chuckle. This worsens Tai and Qrow's dread.

'This is my hell. My name is Jaune Arc and I live with the five hottest girls on my college campus. Contrary to popular belief, staying with five college girls in the same house is not heaven, it's hell on earth. I thought living with seven sisters would've prepared me for this but good Oum almighty I was wrong, I was so wrong!'

"There it is! Hahahaha!" Onyx laughed, Roman and Neo joined in.

Tai and Qrow looked on with horror. Qrow immediately starts chugging on his flask, Tai snatched it and joins him. Summer shooked her head at the two overprotective adults.

"Alright, who's in this little harem of his?" Coco asked.

"Well, you for starters..." Onyx answered nonchalantly.

Coco was surprised to hear this. 'Me and Arc? Pfft, as if.' she thought. Coco looked at Velvet, who gave her a look of betrayal, which made Coco feel bad and hug her, she reassured Velvet that she won't steal her crush unless Velvet was willing to share. This earned a blush from the bunny.

"Pyrrha-" "YES!" everyone turned to said girl. Pyrrha started frolicking around the theatre in joy while saying 'Yes!' over and over again. Once she calmed down she noticed all the stares she was getting. "I'm sorry!" she apologized bashfully. How embarrassing! She went back to her seat with her team. Nora was giggling like a maniac and Ren has a smug smile on his face. Team RWBY was also laughing at her. Pyrrha sank into her seat trying to disappear.

"Moving on...Blake-" "WHAT?!" Sun, Ghira, and Ilia exclaimed. Ghira was foaming the mouth. Sun felt like he's been betrayed. Ilia felt depressed. Kali was happy like her usual self. Sienna quirked an eyebrow. Blake was shocked at the news. Well, that's another blonde added to her collection.

"Weiss." now this caught everyone off-guard, most especially those from Beacon.

"E-excuse you?" Weiss stuttered. She knows that she's been mean (Really!) to the blond dork but them together after what she said and done? Her family looked surprised too. Neptune looked betrayed but not that much. Her friends on the other hand...

"Oh, Weiss, I knew you'd start warming up to Vomit Boy!" Yang said although the brawler squashed a jealous feeling inside.

"Yes. Very happy for you." Pyrrha said in a sickeningly sweet tone that promised eternal pain and a look to compliment it. This makes Weiss gulp in fear. Pyrrha wasn't the only one who resisted the urge to pummel Weiss into the ground, her partner, Ruby has the exact same look. Weiss didn't know her partner could make such a face.

"And Yang. BUUUUT there will be another one but I'm not going show who." Onyx teased. 'Wonder how they'll react to Neo? Meh.'

The blonde Arc walked inside the bathroom and waiting for him was a towel-clad Yang Xiao long, resident renegade of the campus, motorbike enthusiast and captain of the kickboxing team. Even has a full ride due to her skill alone, she was good enough to maybe go pro one day if she kept at it. But still has no idea how to unclog a drain. Jaune was unaffected from the basically naked blonde bombshell and immediately went to work, using his screwdriver to quickly remove the drain and shook his head, pulling wet brown clumps of hair out of the drain. He immediately rose an eyebrow to Yang who in turn snarled in anger.

The adults wisely looked away and/or cover their eyes at the sight of the half-naked girl. The teams blushed a bit. Saphron and Terra covered Adrian's eyes while Weiss covered Oscar's.

"Huh, I'm the captain of a kickboxing team, I expected just regular boxing but okay." Yang shrugged.

"YOU'RE HALF-NAKED AND THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK?!" Weiss shrieked at her teammate.

"Hey! You're the one who keeps looking!" Yang retorted. Although she wondered why Jaune wasn't affected by her.

"Oh Coco you BITCH!" Yang screeched and sprinted out of her shower right in front of Coco's room.

"Coco you whore! How many time have I told you to stop using my shower?!" The door flew open and in the doorway stood Coco Adel. The most popular female in Beacon University, known for her sense of stylish fashion and has even worked on her own clothing line. Also one of the only two people in the house that doesn't pay rent. Says she'll pay me back but never does. I let it slide since Pyrrha, Weiss, and Blake help out with the rent for the most part.

"Yeah that's right, I'm the best!" Coco preened under the praise. Her teammates shook their heads with a smile at her behavior.

"In your dreams, Adel!" Yang said.

"I'll stop using it when your bimbo ass stops using up all the hot water, til then your showers mine." Coco leaned against the doorframe with a hand on her hip, smug ass smile spread across her face. Yang responded with cracking her knuckles and her eyes turning red with rage. The fashionista stood unfazed and exploited the brawler's current weakness, tearing Yang's towel off in one swift fashion. Now, Jaune is no stranger to seeing his roommates in little clothing, but completely naked? It was too much even for the Arc. Blood shot out of his nose as he gawked at Yang's beautiful naked form.

Everyone quickly looked away. Although Coco, Neptune, Saphron, Terra, and Ilia tried to sneak a peek.

"DAMN IT, YANG!" Weiss screeched with her eyes covered.

'Finally!' Yang thought. She finally got a reaction out of Jaune. She was oblivious to Weiss getting angry at her.

"OH, IT"S ON!" Yang screamed, completely unfazed at being in her birthday suit before tearing Coco from the door and started grappling with the other girl. Coco fought back in turn, cursing and pulling her blonde adversary's hair. Coco's shirt went first, Yang tearing it in half with her obscene strength.

"That was Luis Vuitton! Fucking cunt!" Jaune really wished he had his phone right now, seeing two beautiful women wrestle one another in nothing but underwear and bare skin, no man could resist that.

"I'm not done yet fashion hoe!" Yang roared and tore Coco's lacey brown bra off in one tug. The fashionista immediately screamed and covered her breasts, Jaune, on the other hand, felt more blood shoot out his nose like a jet and fell backward down the stairs falling into a heap on the floor.

"YOU BITCH!" Coco tried to lunge at Yang for ripping her counterpart's shirt. But she was stopped by Onyx.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Nora, Sun, and Neptune chanted. Blake has a slight nosebleed and started to write some things down on a notepad she somehow got.

"Five Lien on Yang!" Qrow said.

"Ten Lien on the other one!" Roman chimed, earning an indignant 'Hey!' from the other one.

"Really, Qrow?" those who know the drunk bird deadpanned. Qrow just shrugged.

He opened his eyes to find himself looking up at white laced panties...OH SHIT!

"ARC YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT!" Weiss shrieked before dropkicking the blonde to the other side of the room. Weiss Schnee notoriously dubbed Ice queen due to her icy exterior and general bitchy attitude. Heiress to the Schnee oil conglomerate, going to Beacon for her master's degree in business. While not as well endowed as the other girls in the house, she has an unnatural appearance with her snow-white hair and sharp blue eyes. Also doesn't hurt that she's a ballet dancer as well so she is often in spandex when at home, and I'll tell you she is gifted with a nice rear.

"Looks like Ice Queen showed up." Roman chuckled.

Weiss just blushed from the last part.

Jaune soared through the air before landing at someone's feet. He shook his head and looked up, looking into the bright yellow eyes that were Blake belladonna. She had a wild look to her, with her catlike eyes and quiet demeanor. Put cat ears on her head and she'd be the spitting image of a catgirl, Elon musk would approve. Blake was going to Beacon for her masters in writing so she could become a famous writer. Though she already was a somewhat famous author with her smut book, "Ninja's of Love." which has sold an ungodly amount of copies and has netted her enough money to enroll in Beacon and write smaller stories on the side to help with rent. She's probably the best overall roommate out of everyone in the house and was surprisingly fit for someone who's almost always shut in her room. Blake told me she did parkour in her spare time as exercises along with other crazy anaerobic exercises.

"Looks like it's Blake's turn." Ruby said.

"It's not smut! It's adult literature!" Blake yelled.

"Whatever helps you sleep at night, kitty." Onyx rolled his eyes.

"Good morning Jaune. Weiss kick you again while screaming that you're a pervert?" The black-haired beauty helped the poor man up before rubbing the back of his head.

"She did a number on you this time. Don't you find it annoying that she calls you a pervert constantly?"

"I've learned to deal with it, Blake. I know I'm not one so it doesn't really bother me. Want me to cook up some fish for dinner? It's getting kinda late and I'm in the mood for some seafood."

Blake lit up in a rare moment and nodded vehemently while licking her lips. Another quirk of hers that added to the catgirl personality.

Blake drooled at the mention of seafood. Onyx silently chuckled to himself. 'Predictable.' he thought.

Jaune was about to make his way into the kitchen when Coco and Yang slammed into his back, the two still fighting and Coco now being completely naked except for a singular thong, sending the Arc towards the front door facefirst. The door swung open before he could make contact and Jaune slammed into his final roommate. His hand rested on something soft and bouncy before he got up with a groan and looked down to see that he was on top of the exotic amazon that was Pyrrha Nikos. With her crimson red hair and towering muscular figure, you'd mistake her as one of the warrior race of the amazons. Going to Beacon on a full-ride sports scholarship for track and looking to one day compete in the Olympics. She was easily the nicest out of the other girls and was the one he currently was crushing on due to her alluring personality and kind heart. His hand moved again and Pyrrha yelped. Jaune's face immediately went red and he saw that his hand was groping her breast, mind going blank and frozen. The athlete was covered in sweat from her evening run and she clad in nothing but a sports tank top and spandex shorts. The two gazed into one another's eyes saying nothing.

Pyrrha buried her face in her hands but she has the biggest smile ever.

"You go, girl!" Nora cheered for her.

Pyrrha was about to say something when a voice screeched in outrage.

"YOU. ARE. THE. BIGGEST. CREEP. IMAGINABLE!" Weiss screamed before sending her foot colliding with Jaune's face, knocking the poor man flat. 'Like I said, living with five beautiful women may sound like a dream come true. But the harsh reality? IT"S NOTHING BUT A PAIN IN MY ASS!'

"Welp. That's chapter one. Onto the next one!"

Chapter 2: Gotta Pay The Bills

'As if living with these five women weren't bad enough, the rent was even worse. Now luckily Blake, Pyrrha and Weiss chip in helping out a lot with the bills but with Yang and Coco not paying their share I have to pick up their slack. Because of this, I had to get a job that could net me a lot of money working part-time and doesn't require me to have an education.'

Yang and Coco felt bad for not helping with the rent.

"What kind of job that doesn't need an education?" Pyrrha asked worried for her partner/crush.

Onyx just cackled. "You'll see." he went back to cackling, making the audience disturbed by him.

The Arc thought to himself before sighing and slinging his bag behind him, walking to the front door of "Men in Motion". It was his shift tonight and his manager told him the women would be making it rain nonstop. Jaune flashed his ID to the bouncer who nodded and opened the door for him, giving the Arc a rare sight of the club being vacant before the patrons started flooding in.

"'Men in Motion?'" Yang asked. Then the realization hit her. "Wait a minute..."

The rest slowly caught on. Most of them blushed. Onyx at this point was wheezing.

"Jaune my boy! So good to see my favorite part-time stripper!" Neptune Valisias flashed a devilish grin before walking over to his employee. Being the owner of Men in Motion, Neptune himself was a stripper at one point as well it being a tradition for men in his family to be as what they call it, "Adult entertainers." for some ungodly reason. Jaune still didn't know himself. But Neptune eventually made enough money to buy the club he worked at.

"HE'S A MALE STRIPPER?!" Weiss shrieked with a blush on her face. The rest of her friends followed.

"YES!" Onyx said in between wheezes.

Pyrrha and Velvet were imagining some very lewd thoughts that can't be described. Amber also gave a small blush.

"How vulgar." Glynda remarked with a small blush. If only she knew...

"Meh, money is money." Qrow shrugged. Roman and Neo agreed with him.

"Hey Neptune, what's the theme for tonight?"

"Medieval! Your outfit tonight is easy to strip knight's armor with a leather thong underneath. Now, keep the helmet on until a chick requests a private dance then you gotta show her your face. I know you like keeping your face a secret but ya know my policy. If the lady pays for a special dance she deserves to know the face of the dick she's staring and maybe grabbing at!"

"What am I doing there?" Neptune asked mortified.

Onyx calmed down a bit. "You used to be a stripper too but soon you became the owner." he answered. "Also Sun works there too." Onyx added, surprising the two friends.

"Nep, I am not having sex with the patrons! Bad enough I'm already an "entertainer", I don't want to be a stripper gigolo!"

"Bro, with the size of your dick chicks would pay high dollar for that to be embedded inside them. It's literally half the size of your arm, talk about cockzilla over here."

"OK! On that note, I'm going to head back and change! And stop talking about my junk! It's frickin weird!"

"Alright alright, horsecock no need to get your thong in a twist. Though it's always in a twist considering-"

"I GET IT!" Jaune yelped before disappearing to the changing room, immediately peeling off his shirt and picking up his costume for the night.

"FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH!" Ruby's face was red like her namesake, same with Pyrrha. Velvet's ears twitched.

"WHY?!" Weiss screeched with a flushed face.

Most of the men felt a little inadequate. Everyone else just blushed at the implications.

'Now I am further ruining my childhood. I can never look at dungeons and dragons the same ever again.' Jaune looked at himself in the mirror, making sure that any marks from his last private dance were non-existent. The last chick that he gave VIP treatment literally bit his asscheek while he was twerking for her. He looked at the small scar that was left on his left cheek.

'Crazy mute bitch! She was hot as hell but damn she was weird, wanting me to slightly cut myself and then biting my ass while I twerked. I can't remember her name...Nio...Nia? No that wasn't right. Her hair was weird as fuck and matched her name for some reason. Ah fuck it, doesn't matter gotta get this damn outfit on.' After a brief moment, he was fully clad in the armor and ready to perform. 'Surprisingly comfortable. Material is extremely thin and easy to rip just like any other outfit. Gotta make sure not to throw the metal parts into the crowd don't need to cause a lawsuit!'

Everyone turned to only one who fits those traits. Neo was surprised but she didn't mind. She at least got a taste or a bite out of Blondie no. 2. Pyrrha felt her eye twitch in annoyance while Yang's eyes shifted red.

"Annnddd now introducing the knight who will enchant you with the size of his sword, who will put a spear through your heart and will ride with you into the sunset, please welcome Sir Joan Arc!"

'Neptune you bastard! Told you not to use my last name dammit!'

"Really, Nep?" Sun asked his friend, who just shrugged.

Jaune slashed through the thin curtain with a sword before throwing the blade down and immediately started to peel his armor off piece by piece. He shed his gauntlets and biceps armor, exposing his surprisingly muscular arms and earning some cheering from the audience along with a few dollar bills being rained on him already.

'Holy shit these women are thirsty! Literally just started and they're throwing money already! Better not disappoint!' Jaune smirked behind his helmet and immediately started wiggling his breastplate. His adoring audience started getting louder, going as far to screaming for him to tear it off! He did as they requested and off came the armor, out came his chiseled six-pack and tight pecs. He made them bounce a little, earning him more dollar bills raining like a thunderstorm.

Some of the girls enjoyed the show, mainly those who liked the blonde dork.

"Damn." Yang whispered with a blush.

"You said it, sister." Coco agreed.

Neo smriked. She always liked nice bodies, and this dork has a really nice one.

Others looked away from the risque scene.

"How big is he?!" One of the women shouted just louder than the music.

"I'll find out for you!" Her friend shouted as she jumped on the stage. It was the Dean of Beacon University: Glynda Goodwitch.

Ozpin, Qrow, and Oobleck spat out their drinks. Qrow immediately started laughing with Roman. Everyone else who knew the deputy was shocked, most especially Ironwood.

"W-WHAT?!" Glynda shrieked with a blush. Why her?! (Because it's funny!)

"Glynda, I didn't know you like your men young." Ozpin said with a cheeky smirk while sipping his coffee.

"I-I DO NOT!" denied a blushing Glynda. (*maniacal laughter* Yet! MWHAAHAHA!)

"Ms. Goodwitch, how could you?!" Weiss asked mortified. Pyrrha, Ruby, and Velvet felt challenged by Ms. Goodwitch's mature beauty.

Nicholas couldn't believe his crappy advice is working, on his old schoolmate no less. His son's bagging a MILF! He's so proud! Artoria couldn't care less whoever her baby boy dates. As long as he gives her grandbabies, she approves! But if these bitches break her baby boy's heart, SHE'S GOING TO RIP THEIR SPINES OFF AND BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH IT! (O_O')

Jaune was internally freaking out but managed to keep in rhythm and character thanks to the amount of training and time he's been working for Nepture. However, he almost lost it when the Dean bent over and started twerking on his crotch in them, it felt like at one point her cheeks actually gripped his dick.

"Ha ha! He's a big boy girls! A very big boy!" She shouted, causing the crowd to squeal in joy as she hopped down before security got mad at her.

'Why can't I have luck like that in real life?!' Jaune thought, missing the feeling of Miss Goodwitch's butt. The Arc continued the routine showing himself off and still keeping the helmet secured on his head.

"Cmon sexy! Let's see that handsome face of yours!" A voice screamed out that made Jaune nearly freeze in horror worse than when Goodwitch had started twerking on his dick. He looked over to the right and saw a familiar mane of Blonde hair that was Yang Xiao Long. Behind her was Coco and surprisingly Blake though given her history with writing smut not too surprising. The fashionista was hooping it up and cheering along with Yang in a rare moment where the two saw eye to eye. Blake, on the other hand, was staring at him very intently making the Arc start to get nervous looking away from her and readied himself for the finale.

"OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Weiss was close to having a mental breakdown. Zwei hopped onto Weiss' lap to make herself feel better. The heiress immediately did a 180 and gushed about Zwei.

The girls on the screen blushed a bit. Ruby felt betrayed. 'I trusted you both!' she thought.

Pyrrha's eye twitched even more. She turned to her teammates with a creepy smile. "Does this eye look funny to you two?" she asked them, pointing at her rapidly twitching eye. Ren and Nora were freaked out about it, making Nora hid behind Ren. "It's fine." Ren said nervously. Fortunately, Pyrrha accepted that answer.

Jaune mounted his pole, dry humping the piece of metal and swinging around it like Tarzan on a vine, flipping himself upside down and finally doing an impressive backflip off it striking an overexaggerated ass flex on one knee.

A few threw a couple of Lien at the screen, mainly the crushes.

"Now how was that show ladies?! If you want to have a private show with this fine piece of ass, see what's beneath the helmet and thong we'll start the bidding at 100 bucks!"

''125!" Goodwitch yelled immediately. Jaune swallowed, praying someone would bid higher.

"150!" Yang bidded and Jaune started to shift nervously, his mind going into overdrive. 'No no no anyone else! I'd rather have Goodwitch!'

The Beacon Professors, and Ozpin's inner circle, except for Ironwood and Winter, look at the deputy cheekily.

"!75!" Coco went next making the blonde want to smash his head through a wall. 'Oh come the fuck on!'

"250." Jaune looked over at the voice in hope but it immediately died when he realized who said it. Blake stood with determined eyes zoned in on him. 'OUM WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?!'

"Wow, Blake didn't expect that from you." Yang said surprised and a little jealous. Blake was also surprised.

Pyrrha and Velvet grumbled a bit.

"And that's our winner! Sorry ladies but you'll have to better luck next time!"

"Oh that's bullshit you blue-haired asshole! Increase the bidding!" Yang and Coco both protested in unison.

"Like I said better luck next time! Ma'am Sir Joan will guide you to the backroom, enjoy the show!" Blake nodded and Jaune motioned her to follow, thoughts going through his head as he tried to think of a plan.

'Ok! Think Jaune! Convince Blake not to take off my helmet? No, she'll get suspicious...uh...jump out the window? Nope, Neptune will kill me if I run out on a VIP dance. Fuck!'

"I do not want to be in the kid's place right now." Roman chuckled.

The two stopped in front of the VIP room, Jaune unlocking the door and Blake following close behind. She turned around and looked at him intently, waiting for him to take off his helmet.

"Jaune I know it's you underneath there. Take off the helmet." Blake ordered and Jaune froze in shock mortified that the cat was out of the bag.

"BUSTED." Nora sang.

"Well, let's see how this goes." Ren said.

Meanwhile, Pyrrha, Sun, Ilia, and Ghira dreaded what's about to happen.

"How did you know?" Jaune said with confusion evident in his voice. The black-haired beauty rolled her eyes before shoving Jaune into the only chair in the room. The Arc went wide-eyed when Blake firmly sat on his crotch straddling his dick between her thighs, shifting before feeling it grow to full size.

"Things are about to get spicy!" Nora hollered.

"ARE SERIOUSLY SEEING THIS?!" Weiss asked/demanded/yelled at their host.

"Yes." Onyx answered nonchalantly with a slight bit of cheeky.

Pyrrha and Velvet were jealous, but they want to see Jaune some more. Neo wondered what it would be like to take that entire thing, and considering she's small...she developed a devious grin on her face. Blake was blushing so hard. Sun and Ghira felt like they were gonna pass out.

"Looks like the dean was right, you are big, and I'm a smut writer, I come here every now and then for inspiration...also for the scenery. Then when you were on the stage just now I saw your ass and knew it was you."

"HOW?! And stop grinding on my dick!" Jaune tried to protest but it fell on deaf ears, Blake could tell he was enjoying it by how hard his dick had gotten.

"Tell me with a straight face that you don't like this and I'll stop." She said plainly and Jaune went silent.

"That's what I thought. I bought your VIP dance because I knew that if Ms. Goodwitch, Yang or Coco found out about your job here you'd be screwed. You're lucky I recognized that small scar on your left asscheek."

"Wait when have you seen my ass bare?!"

"As I said, sometimes I need inspiration."

"When did you see my ass naked?"

"When you were in the shower."

At this point, Weiss' mouth was foaming. Her teammates were degenerates! With the exception of Ruby, but she felt like she was wrong.

"Kinky." Coco remarked with a grin.

"Coco!" Velvet chastised her partner.

Blake was blushing from embarrassment and slight arousal. Pyrrha felt like strangling a cat. Ghira felt like strangling a blonde.

"What the fuck? And Weiss calls me the pervert when you're the one peeping on me when I'm trying to take a shower!" Blake shrugged her shoulders before putting her hands on his chest, feeling his firm pecs marveling at just how sculpted they were. Jaune gripped her wrists in his hands stopping her groping and she glared at him with annoyance.

"Hey, I didn't say you could feel me up! Now get off Blake!"

"Oh, so you want Coco and Yang to find out about your job here? I could tell them if they ask who I saw."

"Fuck no! I didn't want any of you to find out!"

"Really, Blake? Blackmailing a guy to do the deed with you?" Yang raised an eyebrow.

"I'm not like that." Blake mumbled.

"Then you'll let me do this. I've been working on an outline for a new story but need hands-on inspiration. That's why I came here so sit there and try to enjoy yourself." Blake said before smashing her lips into his shocking the Arc even more. Her warm tongue probed the inside of his mouth, swishing around and exploring every corner of his orifice.

Pyrrha immediately lunged at Blake with murderous intent. Only to be stopped by Onyx. 'Jeez, this girl is possessive.' he thought.

Sun felt saddened, along with Ilia. Onyx sees this and telepathically contacted the two. 'If it makes you 2 feel better, there are some worlds that you and Blake are together.' this sudden action startled the 2 faunas, but they were happy for the reassurance.

'Oh shit oh shit! Is Blake into me?! Or is she just doing this for her book? Ah, fuck it I'm gonna enjoy this. I mean how often is it you get to make out with a hot girl who's trying to force her tongue down your throat?'

Jaune put his hands on her waist and reciprocated the kiss, running his fingers up and down her body feeling every curve. Blake purred into his mouth intensifying and deepening the kiss, Jaune took this as an invitation to be bolder standing up and switching their positions. She didn't protest wrapping her legs around his waist and rubbing herself against his rock-hard cock. Blake broke away from the kiss to breathe giving the two of them a much-needed break before descending on his neck nipping it and sucking hard. Jaune moaned and was about to peel off his thong when Blake suddenly stopped sucking on his neck.

"Why'd you stop?"

"I...*huff* got all the hands-on...inspiration I needed. Thank you, Jaune." Blake untangled herself from him and wiped her forehead of sweat standing to her feet and heading toward the door. She opened it and looked back at Jaune who was still erect and breathing heavy.

"I'll see you at the house later. You're secret is safe with me." Blake said before leaving. Jaune sat in silence before groaning and slamming his head into the wall.

'Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me! She comes in here threatens to reveal my job, shoves her tongue in my mouth, dry humps my dick to near completion and then leaves?! Oumdammit I hate living with women! Gah, it's gonna be awkward as all hell when I get back home! Blake you fucking blue balling cocktease!' Jaune growled and Neptune came in shortly after.

"Hey my dude! Got another VIP for you to do! She wanted you specifically and wouldn't leave until she got a private dance. Says you don't have to take off the helmet so you'll be able to keep your face secret now go get some, my guy!" Neptune slammed it shut, Jaune sighed picking up his helmet and heading towards the other VIP room. Once he made it inside he about did a double-take at who was waiting for him.

"Ah now there's my knightly stud." Glynda smiled and hiccupped, obviously drunk.

"Glynda's turn." Qrow snickered. He was sent to the ceiling by Glynda's semblance.

"Anyone else?" she glared at anyone that dared to speak up. No one dared.

"I've been waiting for that other hussy to be done so I could have my turn. Now, why don't you take a seat so I can give that big sword in your thong some attention hm?"

Now if Jaune wasn't as horny or blue-balled from Blake he'd refrain from the obvious sexual advance from his dean but considering he just got out of a five-minute hot and heavy make-out session, he was feeling a bit selfish. Glynda guided the Arc to the chair having him sit down then getting on her knees. She pulled his thong off with expert hands taking it off in an instant, marveling at how massive it was. She gripped his shaft starting to work it up and down, Arc moaned in thanks finally getting some release after being so rudely blue-balled.

Goodwitch continued with her stroking before finally taking his entire dick inside her mouth swallowing it whole. Jaune lurched forward, feeling his cock hit the back of her throat. Glynda gagged, struggling to take it all into her throat and coming up for air after slobbering all over it.

"Let me try something else that might feel even better hot stuff." Glynda turned around peeling off her pants, revealing her own thong and sandwiching his cock between her asscheeks. She began to twerk up and down, making Jaune moan immediately as he was overwhelmed with pleasure.

'Oh fuck this is hot. As long as she doesn't find out who I am this'll easily be the best night of my life!' Jaune didn't notice that Glynda had taken off her thong and was hovering her asshole over the head of his dick. She slid his massive rod in all at once making the Arc gasp in shock, feeling himself be enveloped completely in her ass.

"Fuck! Oum damn!" Jaune moaned as she continued to slam herself down on his cock, going faster and faster before feeling himself about to nut. "I'm gonna.." Jaune groaned before shooting his load into her and Glynda threw her head back in pure ecstasy cumming from the pure erotic feeling. Cum leaked out of her as she huffed and pulled herself off his rod. She turned around and winked at him with a wide smile.

"That was amazing. Maybe next time I come here we can do this again and I can see your beautiful face handsome." She said before pulling her pants on and exiting out the door cum leaking out of her jeans a bit.

'...I just fucked my college's dean...that was epic.'

Everyone was silent during the entire scene. Some were turned on (Take a guess who.), some were mortified, and some didn't care. Until a certain smug Headmaster opened his mouth.

"I would like to point out the fact teacher-student relationships are completely fine in Beacon." Ozpin said suddenly.

"OZPIN!"

Chapter 3: Death by Shopping

'Cmon...cmon I'm so close!' Jaune thought to himself as he whittled down the health bar of the Nameless King. The Arc had been struggling for the past hour with his most hated boss in Dark souls 3 so far and gritted his teeth getting the King down to quarter health.

'Three more swings and your ass is dead you son of a bitch!' Jaune smiled a victorious smirk and rushed in to end his foe.

"Go, Jaune-Jaune! Kill whoever your fighting!" Nora cheered for him.

"Jan-Jan." Adrian babbled, making every woman around him coo and have their hearts melt.

His door slammed open and Jaune didn't pay attention to who entered. Coco stepped in front of his TV trying to get Arc's attention but Jaune paid her no mind, trying to dodge the Nameless King's lightning bolts and looking around her wide alluring hips. The fashionista huffed before walking up to him and grabbing onto the controller. Jaune displayed amazing strength refusing to let her take his precious device continuing to slash at the Nameless King before finally going in for the killing blow! Coco growled and let go walking over to the TV power outlet, Jaune paid her no mind focusing on the fight. Before he could land the final hit, the tv went black and his hands came to a dead stop. Jaune's eye twitched as he took in a deep breath and snapped his controller in half starting to scream in utter rage.

"Really, Coco?" Velvet deadpanned.

"Well, he shouldn't be ignoring me." Coco retorted.

"That's a dick move." Sun commented. Ruby, Yang, and Neptune nodded along.

"FUUCCKKK!" Jaune roared before spiking the remains of his controller to the ground and gave Coco a death stare seeing that she had the TV plug in her hand.

"Gonna stop ignoring me?" Coco huffed earning her a now rabid-looking Jaune who looked to be about foaming at the mouth with pure fury.

"All I needed was one hit...one more FUCKING hit! Now I have to start all over again! Son of BITCH! What the fuck do you want?! And it better be fucking important!" Jaune belted out huffing in anger. Coco stood in front of him completely unfazed and with a single eyebrow raised.

"Compared to what you were doing, I think mine's more important." Coco huffed. (Press X to doubt.)

"I'm in need of a pack mule and you're the only man in the house so it falls to you just like last time. Now, drive the two of us to the mall I have a shopping run to do."

"See?" Coco gestured to the screen. To her it was important.

Her teammates facepalmed at her behavior. They still remembered when she all took them to go shopping. The boys couldn't even lift their weapons over their heads.

Jaune immediately went pale knowing all too well how hellish it was being Coco's personal pack mule. His mind flashed back to the last time he had the unfortunate job of being essentially her slave. Bag after bag filled his vision as he remembered carrying over a hundred pounds of clothes alone. And that was Coco just buying clothes! It was even worse when she bought makeup and clothes! The Arc sprung to his feet and leaped for his window opening it in a flash about to leap out of it when Coco's hand found its way onto the back of his shirt stopping him in his tracks.

"AHHHH! NO! Not again!" Jaune had a death grip on the window sill refusing to let go. Coco pulled with all her strength gritting her teeth and feeling the shirt starting to stretch.

"Oh shut up! Shopping with a beautiful woman is every guy's dream!"

"More like every guy's nightmare! Especially when it comes to you! You'll buy half the damn mall and I'll be the one carrying everything!"

"HEY!" she wasn't that bad! Velvet, Yatsuhashi, and Fox coughed.

"I do not buy half the store you shit bird! And that's the point jackass! You're my muscle!"

"I won't let myself be a slave!" Jaune declared and was ready to make the window sill his new home to avoid the hellish journey that would befall upon him if Coco got her way. Coco let out a huff before deciding it was time to bring out the big guns and dove her hand into Jaune's pants gripping his dick. Her eyes went wide as she felt his size while Jaune stopped dead in his tracks.

'Oum above he's hung like a horse! How long has he been hiding this from me and the other girls?'

"This is the part where I slowly start liking him, huh?" Coco asked with a small blush.

"Uh huh." Onyx grinned.

Pyrrha internally screamed. How many girls will be there?! (Yes.)

"GET YOUR HAND OUTTA MY PANTS!" Jaune shrieked and tried to pull away but Coco had all the power. His meat was locked in a vice grip by the fashionista who refused to let go and even started lightly stroking it.

"Well damn Jaune, maybe I should give your little buddy hear a few strokes to see just how big it gets." She smirked devilishly and Jaune went pale.

"NO! Now get out of there! I'll take you fucking shopping!" Jaune conceded and Coco smiled in victory giving him one last squeeze before letting go.

"Good now let's get going. We'll be there for a while so you better be ready!" She walked out and Jaune gave out a long groan.

'Oum why do you do this to me?! Why must you make me suffer so much?!'

(Mall, two hours in)

'Oum if you can hear me...please...end my suffering!' Jaune was panting, carrying a ridiculous amount of bags this time being heavier than any other trip he'd done with Coco in the past. Now the Arc was in great shape, being a stripper required it so for him to get winded was quite the feat.

The men couldn't help sympathize with the boy. They know what it feels like to go to the mall with a woman. Their wallets didn't survive. The females rolled their eyes at their dramatic antics.

"Hmmm...Do I want to get my makeup or should I hold off..." Coco contemplated out loud before looking back at her favorite pack mule.

"What do you think Jaune? Resupply my makeup or just hold off till I'm about out?"

"Does my opinion really matter? Looks like you've already made up your mind." Jaune grumbled and took a long breath.

"Eh, I'll get it later. Got enough stuff anyway we just have one more store to go to."

"Oh joy." The pack mule and master made their way to the final store. Jaune's eyes widened a bit and Coco chuckled a bit at his reaction.

"It's almost summer Jaune. Gotta choose a good swimsuit for the beach. Maybe I'll choose out one for you too."

"Knowing you it'll probably be some sort of banana hammock or something." Jaune grumbled to himself thinking no could hear but unfortunately for him, Coco heard what he said and hatched a plan in her head.

"You know me surprisingly well, Arc." Coco grinned widely.

"You fool! You just gave her an idea!" Qrow cried.

"This is the best entertainment I've ever had!" Roman said snickering with Neo.

'Oh my dear Jaune you just gave me a beautiful idea.' Coco thought to herself before pulling the Arc inside the store. Jaune gave out a sigh of relief as he sat down and rested the mountain of bags onto the floor unscrewing his water bottle and taking multiple gulps. Coco had already picked out a swimsuit and was putting it on while he rested outside the changing room. The door to the changing room opened and Jaune spit out the water that was in his mouth at what Coco was wearing.

"You like? Thought I'd go with something a little more revealing and sexy." The fashionista put one hand on her hip striking her signature pose clad in only a micro bikini top and thong bottom. Jaune coughed and smacked his chest a few time before regaining his composure while wiping away a small droplet of blood from his nose.

"Yeah ha, boy." Coco rubbed her hands together like a villain.

"Damn it, Coco." Velvet facepalmed at her partner's zero sense of shame.

Everyone else blushed, and/or looked away.

"Yeah it looks good on you." Jaune said nonchalantly and quickly though the damage was already done. Coco already got the exact reaction she wanted from him and was ready to conduct phase two of her plan.

"Glad to hear, now let's get you in a swimsuit. I already picked one out for you so try it on for me hm?" Jaune rolled his eyes and walked into the changing room making his internal alarm go off like crazy when laying eyes on the very swimsuit Coco had picked out.

"Oh fuck no!" Jaune turned to run out the door but Coco closed it behind her closing off his only escape route.

"Cmon Jaune, I bet you'll look sexy in it. Now put that swimsuit on for me please?"

Jaune gritted his teeth doing a quick once over of the changing room. The door was the only exit and a high alert functionally nude Coco was blocking the way. His options were numbered with the only way out is putting on the fucking blue banana hammock behind him to escape this hell.

The crushes leaned forward in anticipation, eager to see him strip and put on the hammock. A trail of blood leaked from their noses.

"I feel so bad for the kid." Qrow took a swig from his flask.

"Fine, I'll put on the damn thing you call a swimsuit!" Jaune groaned before tearing off his clothes and grumbling the entire time none to pleased with his current predicament. Coco watched each movement Jaune made like a hawk, basking and ogling his naked getting a good look at the Arc's body. She eyed his impeccable body, muscles tight like a spring and an ass that'd make Yang whistle.

Pyrrha took every inch of his body into her brain with steam coming out of her ears. Velvet's face was red like Ruby's hood. Speaking of Ruby, the girl covering her face with her hands, although she peeked in between them. Yang fanned herself. Amber fidgeted in her seat. Neo and Willow licked their lips. Glynda blushed and looked away. Summer and Kali weren't affected, since they already have their husbands.

'Hot damn never noticed how built he was. It's like he's got the body of that hot knight stripper from the other night.'

"Happy? I got this stupidly made scrap of underwear on. Now can I take it off?"

"Not yet there hot stuff. Wanna see everything now give me a nice slow spin." Jaune let out a huff and spun giving Coco a nice slow look at his ass.

"Now, that's Vale's ass right there." Nora gave a mock salute to the Arc Ass.

"NORA!"

'Holy shit he IS built like a male stripper! Those buns are top tier. What the hell does he do to stay in that good of shape?' Coco nodded before smirking at the Arc making him instantly have a bad feeling about what she was planning.

"Can you tell me how Jaune got buffed like that, please?" Pyrrha asked Onyx. The host saw a manic glint in her eyes and decided to comply. He snapped his fingers and materialized a Scroll in Pyrrha's hands. The girl has a perverted look that made the Belladonna women look like virgins. Onyx gave a silent prayer to the poor blonde boy.

"Oh, I know that face and the answer is no! I am not letting you buy this and force me to wear it!"

"Goes great with your eyes. Plus the other girls at the house will love it. Well...Weiss will probably scream about how much of a perv you are like usual and the whatnot but eh you're used to it anyway. Now take it off so I can buy it." The Arc gave up and took the infernal piece of clothing off handing it to Coco while starting to get his clothes back on. The fashionista watched as Jaune bent over and slapped her hand right on his right cheek. Jaune jolted in shock and yelped feeling Coco squeeze his ass.

"Really, Coco?" Velvet deadpanned at her leader.

"Can you blame me?" Coco retorted and gestured at the screen. The crushes couldn't blame her.

"Mmmm...now this is how every man's ass should be built. Nice and big but still soft enough to give it a good squeeze." Jaune spun around and moved to slap her hand away but somehow landed his hand right on her left boob.

'Oh you gotta be shitting me! Well here comes the asskick!' Jaune thought to himself and closed his eyes waiting for Coco to beat him senseless for grabbing her. He opened one eye to see Coco smirking once more making him wish she'd just beat his ass instead.

"By all means grab the other one. I don't bite Jaune. Well...unless you want me to." She winked and Jaune's eye twitched.

"Here we go again." Blake said, itching towards her notebook.

"Make this stop!" Ruby cried. It's not fair! Stupid Jaune being cute and dorky hunk!

'Boner engaged.' Jaune's mind said absentmindedly and he grabbed her other breast eliciting a moan from Coco then proceeding to crash his lips against hers. She went wide-eyed for a second before melding with the kiss wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing herself into his chest.

Coco gulped at seeing how forward he was. Others weren't far behind. Pyrrha wondered if Jaune was like that. She began to scheme.

'Well fuck I didn't think I'd be doing this but it's kinky as hell. I can feel Jaune's dick between my thighs and it's massive. Wouldn't mind having it in me...' Coco let one hand fall to his underwear yanking it down making the garment falling around Jaune's ankles. The Arc growled into her mouth breaking away from the kiss and pushed the fashionista onto the bench making her eye level with his dick while he stood above her. He looked down at her expectantly and she knew what he wanted, immediately getting to work on his cock working the shaft and slurping around the head. Jaune was getting antsy wanting Coco to go deeper faster but she was trying to get used to his sheer size before going that far. He got tired of waiting gripping her hair with both hands making Coco stop swishing her tongue around his head looking up at him with a questioning glare but went wide-eyed when Jaune rammed his entire dick down her throat making her almost throw up.

"GLLK HRRK!" Coco gagged violently not able to say anything as ten inches of Jaune went in and out of her throat.

"FUCK! Oh my Oum your throat feels amazing!" Jaune grunted and used her mouth as he pleased feeling his dick hit the back of her throat. Coco struggled to stay conscious of both the lack of air and pleasure she was having being used as a mouth pussy.

"HGGLK OMMPH!" Coco gagged again sending Jaune over the edge as he let out a gasp and brought her mouth all the way to his balls flooding her throat with his hot semen. Coco's cheeks puffed up as cum sprayed out her nose and dripped out the edges of her mouth.

'Christ I'm gonna drown from how much he's cumming!' Jaune held her in place refusing to let her spill a drop before suddenly letting go giving the fashionista a much-needed breath of air.

"*cough* Oh fuck.. *cough*" She struggled to form a sentence as his seed spilled out of her mouth and onto the clothes she was wearing when entering the store.

"Damn." Coco whispered. Her shades lowered a bit to expose her wide eyes. She rubbed her throat absentmindedly. She would've been angry at her clothes getting soaked but she was too turned on right now.

'Shit I got his jizz all over my clothes and myself. Oum above he came a ridiculous amount!' Jaune was still breathing hard one of his hands still on her hand while the other was wiping the sweat from his forehead.

"Holy shit...that was hot Coco." He said not intending to make a pun which made her laugh and cough up some more semen.

"Well I *cough* aim to please. About made me pass out."

"I was still kinda pissed you ruined my game session from earlier today so I was a bit rougher than I should have. Yeah sorry about that."

"*gulp* It's fine, Arc." Coco said raggedly.

'Oh, honey you can be as rough as you want next time.' Coco thought to herself not knowing she actually said it out loud making Jaune turn beet red. Coco's eyes widened after realizing her mistake her cool demeanor being shattered for the first time ever blushing as hard as Jaune.

"F-forget what I said! Let's get cleaned up and leave!" Coco spoke hastily and worked on trying to rub out the cum stains of her clothes. Jaune nodded and put on his outfit and exiting quickly to let her get dressed in peace.

"Is this real?" Velvet asked in disbelieve.

"Are we seeing Coco getting flustered?" Yatsu said with a smug smile.

"It's the end of the world!" Fox joked.

"Yeah, laugh it up, assholes." Coco grumbled with her arms crossed, although a blush was present on her face.

The Arc already had all the bags wrapped around his arms by the time she came out. A few stains could be seen around her chest and collar but Coco seemed to have rubbed them out as well as she could before just deciding to leave as it was. The duo exited the mall not saying a word on the car ride home and opened the door to the house.

"There you two are! Have fun shopping?" Pyrrha smiled brilliantly making Jaune smile in turn.

'Pyrrha you magnificent person, your presence, doesn't cease to brighten my mood.'

Said girl preened at her partner's praise. Velvet and Ruby grumbled. Yang and Coco felt a pang in their chest and they don't know why.

"Coco had fun. I, on the other hand, didn't enjoy being a glorified pack mule. I gotta say though, seeing you Pyrrha made me feel a bit better."

"Glad I have that effect on you Jaune." Pyrrha gave beamed at him with another radiating smile seemingly glowing with positive energy then continued her work in the kitchen to make dinner.

'That positivity is infectious. I'd bottle and sell her happiness if it were possible! Wait...WHO LET PYRRHA IN THE KITCHEN?!' Coco looked on in envy seeing just how happy Jaune was looking at Pyrrha. She narrowed her eyes before walking over to her pack mule and dragging him up the stairs.

"Coco wait! I need to save the kitchen before it's too late! Don't you remember what happened last time Pyrrha cooked?! Everyone was scraping taco meat off the walls for weeks!"

"I'm not that bad. Am I?" Pyrrha said meekly. Meanwhile, Nora and Ren remembered what happened when she tried to cook pancakes when Ren was sick. They had to scrape pancake batter off the walls and got detention.

Glynda rubbed her temples in pain, remembering what happened. She needs a vacation.

BOOM!

"Pyrrha what did you do?!" Yang screamed while trying to find the fire extinguisher.

"I'm sorry!" Pyrrha wailed searching for the extinguisher as well. Weiss came sprinting down the stairs past Coco and Jaune in a flash to assist with the chaos.

"Pyrrha you dolt! I told you to wait for Jaune to get home!"

"I wanted to help him out! He always does so much work I just wanted to lighten his load!"

Coco dragged him to her room and threw him inside, locking the door behind her. Jaune landed in the sea of bags rubbing the back of his head and giving Coco a confused look.

"Ah shit, here we go again." Sun said.

"What the hell is your problem Coco? I need to get down there and fix that mess before it gets worse! Pyrrha cooking is one thing but Yang trying to clean will make an even bigger disaster!" Coco responded by shoving him onto her bed and landing on top of him with a determined but pissed off look. She straddled his crotch holding his wrists in her palms.

"Coco the fuck?!" She didn't say anything and smashed her lips against his forcefully and without mercy. Jaune tried to get out from under her but Coco wasn't having any of that, straddling him so he couldn't flip her and riding his hips like a cowgirl. She released his lips needing to catch a breath while Jaune gasped for air.

"Seriously Coco get off I'm not in the mood for this! What's gotten into you?!" Coco glared down at him and gave a low growl.

"Acting so giddy around Pyrrha...Damn goody too shoes...I'll show you what a real woman can do!" Coco mumbled and went for his pants. Jaune took the opportunity to jump out of his jeans and sprint for the door.

Velvet sighed. She knows Coco was competitive, which led to some regrettable moments during their first year. Yatsu and Fox thought of the same.

"Oh no, you don't! Get back here!" Coco screeched and ran right after him. Jaune yelped and made it to the door before being choked by his collar from Coco grabbing it.

"Gotcha! Now get back on the bed so I can fuck your brains out!"

"What has gotten into you?! Are you jealous that I was happy to see Pyrrha?!"

"Shut up and get on the damn bed!"

"Oh you gotta be kidding me! Coco, I'm not your boyfriend dammit! I don't belong to you!"

"You won't be saying that after I have an hour of you screaming in ecstasy now do as you're told and GET. ON. THE. BED!" Jaune was able to open the door before being dragged away from it. The Arc was having just about enough of Coco's behavior and was about to use some of his strength to get away but a certain black-haired beauty came to his rescue as she appeared in the doorway.

"Run away, Jaune-Jaune. Your virginity belongs to Pyrrha!" Nora exclaimed.

"NORA!" her friends yelled at her, but she didn't mind.

"We should really tell them." Saphron whispered to Terra.

"Coco, what are you trying to do with Jaune?" She looked at the scene with curious eyes, Jaune in his underwear with lipstick smudged on his lips only in his underwear and T-shirt with Coco dragging him by his leg toward her bed.

"None of your damn business now close the door and let me have my fun. I gotta claim what's mine."

"I'm going to have to say no. It's pretty obvious Jaune doesn't want to have sex with you so let Jaune go so he can help fix the disaster that is happening downstairs."

"What he and I did at the mall begs to differ."

"That was there, this is now. Why don't we ask him? Jaune, do you want to have sex with Coco?" Jaune looked at her with rare actual anger in his eyes.

"I want a lot of things Blake, I want to have one day where I can play a damn game in peace without being interrupted, I'd like to come home to see the house not completely destroyed, I want to go just one day just one day without having a headache from living with all of you and I'd also like that my roommates not try to force me to do something I already said I wasn't in the mood for nor want to do! That goes for both of you, not just Coco! Now Coco let go of my damned leg so I can fix the catastrophe that's happening downstairs!" Jaune tore his leg out and grabbed his jeans storming out of the room toward the chaos leaving Coco and Blake in silence.

"With all this chaos happening non-stop, he's going to snap eventually." Ironwood noted.

Ozpin has an amused look on his face. His students' antics always entertained him to some degree, and he enjoyed laughing at their misery, especially at Mr. Arc's.

"I did overhear some of the bickering you two were having. Do you have a crush on Jaune or something? Getting jealous of the way Jaune looks at Pyrrha? Sounded like you were being possessive of something you don't have."

"Hey, Blake how about you get the fuck out of my room before I kick your ass out?" Coco growled and Blake shrugged.

"I'll leave. Maybe if you want Jaune to like you more you should actually help pay rent. Or at least help out with the house and make his life a little easier. Just a thought." Blake ended leaving Coco alone to stew in silence.

"OK! Fire is out! Thank Oum! And Pyrrha, I appreciate you wanting to help me out by making dinner but please for the love of all that is holy stay out of the kitchen! Ok? Leave dinner to me." Jaune gave her a small smile and she looked at him with sad eyes.

"Im sorry Jaune. I just wanted to have a nice dinner ready for everyone when you got home. I'd like to help you out more."

"Just keep doing what you're doing Pyrrha. It helps more than you think. So the kitchen is...well it's trashed. Fuck it! I'm ordering pizza! I'll fix the kitchen tomorrow morning. What kind of pizza do you all want?"

"Meat lovers!" Yang requested sporting some black soot marks on her face from fighting the fire.

"So that's where all those excess fat came from." Weiss quipped.

"Yang gained a tick mark on her forehead. "Oh says you, Forever Flat." "HEY!"

"You barbarian! That would be a heart attack served on a pan! I would like a salad, please. Grilled chicken salad to be exact." Weiss scolded Yang who stuck her tongue out at the heiress.

"Could I get a grilled chicken sub Jaune? I try to stay away from greasy foods." Pyrrha asked and Jaune nodded adding it to the order.

"Tuna pizza." Blake added.

Blake drooled at the mention of tuna.

"What about Coco?" Jaune asked and Blake shrugged.

"Told me to get out and locked the door."

"Alirght then I'll just get her favorite dessert. The lava cake should at least make her happy. Here's the money to pay for it now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go murder a boss who's been pissing me off!" Jaune sped away leaving the four women to their devices. Twenty minutes later the food was delivered and the four girls feasted on their dinner. Weiss ate her salad slowly meticulously crunching every piece of lettuce and chicken.

"Can you eat any slower? Jeez, you're like a rabbit eating a carrot." Yang chomped on a piece of meat lovers and Weiss glared at her while narrowing her eyes.

"Oi!" Velvet yelled.

"Oh calm down, Vel. You'd rather eat Arc's carrot instead~" Coco wiggled her eyebrows at her partner.

"COCO!"

"I'll have you know Xiao Long that eating slowly assists with better digestion while consuming something with actual useful nutrients will fuel the body much better than that disgusting slice of carbs and grease."

"Uh-huh, but I'll enjoy this much more than that rabbit food you're eating. Right, Blake?" The woman in question nodded in agreement happily munching away at her tuna-covered pizza.

"I always like to have a balance between both pleasure food and nutrients. I don't want to make myself miserable but I get something that benefits me more than something as unhealthy as pizza. Like my sub here. It has a good balance between both carbs and protein along with the vitamins provided by the vegetables on it." "I'd rather eat that sub than that thing Weiss calls food."

"Yeah, Weiss. You make anything sound boring." Yang comments.

"Excuse me?!" Weiss gained a tick mark.

"It's obvious all of the calories you consume go into your breasts. Explains why they're so fat."

"Excuse me?! That's rich coming from you forever flat! You wish that your boobs were as good as mine!"

"F-forever flat?! I'm still growing!"

"Pfftt! Oh that's a good one ice queen! You're what? 21? Yeah, you're done growing sweetheart. News flash women stop growing when they're 18 so you are what you are. And you Weiss are forever flat! Men love big boobs and I got them in spades, honey."

"Hah! Go me!" Yang cheered while Weiss fumed.

"Wait, didn't Jaune flirted with Weiss, the least attractive looking, when he could've went for any of us?" Blake passively-aggressively pointed out. This immediately ruined Yang's celebration. Meanwhile, Weiss smirked at the brawler, although she was a bit upset when Blake said she was the least attractive.

"Shut up! Ask the pervert then! Since he's the only male in the house his opinion on women will decide which one of us is right! Hopefully, he's not as big a pervert as he actually is. "

"Weiss, Jaune isn't a pervert. Every time he ends up in an uncomfortable or unfortunate position like the other day when he looked up your skirt wasn't his fault. It's completely coincidental considering you are about the only person this happens to. There was when he accidentally groped Pyrrha but he didn't mean to." Blake defended Jaune and Weiss mostly ignored the claim.

"Hmph! He's still a pervert and I wouldn't be caught dead with him. I don't see what you like about him Pyrrha. You could do much better." Weiss declared taking another bite of her salad.

"He does a lot for us Weiss. He works part time, goes to college and always makes sure the house is taken care before he leaves every morning. He has a good heart and does care about us. Even though we drive him crazy sometimes."

"YEESSSSS! I BEAT YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Jaune cheered in victory at finally defeating the Nameless King. A few moments later a smiling Arc came down for his food, loading his plate up with three pieces of pizza and a glass of water.

"Hooray, Jaune-Jaune!" Nora cheered. Adrain started to make happy baby noises and clapped.

"Finally win?" Blake commented and Jaune nodded with pride.

"Yep! Finally killed that asshole. Had to be the toughest boss in the game easily!" He beans and Blake let out a small chuckle.

"What's so funny?" Jaune asked barely ever seeing Blake laugh.

"Oh it's just, the Nameless King is at best the fourth maybe even the fifth hardest boss since the dlc for dark souls 3 has been released. If you thought the King was hard then good luck with sister Friede and Midir. You'll probably tear your hair out." Everyone at the table included Jaune looked at her with surprise.

"What? I have other hobbies than writing smut. I get good creative inspiration from the art in video games."

'I like Blake a bit more now. Never pinned her for a gamer. Should invite her to play sometime. Wonder if she likes Halo?' Jaune thought before picking up the lava cake to deliver it to Coco.

"My daughter? A gamer? Who are you and what have you done to my kitten?" Kali said in faux seriousness.

"Mom!" Blake blushed in embarrassment. She could hear her friends laugh at her expense.

"Before you leave pervert, tell us what you think is better. Women with fat massive breasts or more petite ones?" Jaune contemplated for a second. Tapping his chin and scrunching his face trying to make a decision before snapping his fingers.

"To me either one is attractive. Not every girl has to have big boobs. My ex-girlfriend, for example, Militia Malachite, she had small boobs but a really good butt. Though girls can't make their boobs bigger any woman can make their butt bigger and better through weightlifting along with other physical activity."

Artoria perked up at the mention of the girl. "Militia? I haven't heard from her in a while."

"Wait, Jaune knows her?" Blake asked. The crushes felt competition.

"Yes. His childhood friend, with her sister Melanie." Artoria confirmed.

'Oh come on! Now I have to compete with childhood friends?!' the crushes thought.

"Wait, the same twins whose bar I...trashed..." Yang trailed off noticing her mistake. Everyone from Beacon turned to the blonde brawler.

"Young lady, you have some explaining to do." Summer has her arms crossed with a stern look on her face. Tai mirrored his wife's gesture.

"Y-yes Mom." Yang said.

"Wait you've actually been in a relationship?!" Weiss sputtered out and Jaune nodded.

"Yeah. Was with her for like seven months before finding out about some pretty shady stuff she was doing at a club and broke up with her. "

"What was she a drug dealer or something? A prostitute?" Weiss said mockingly making Jaune frown in displeasure and glared at her. "No. I found out she roofied guys and girls in the past, stole their money and raped them. I reported this to Yang's dad two months ago after I broke up with her. They couldn't find anything so unfortunately, she got off scot-free."

"Dad still tries to pick up dirt at that club your ex worked at. Knows illegal shit happens there sometimes but can never catch them in the act. Drives him nuts." Yang commented and Jaune nodded before walking upstairs and knocking on Coco's door. When he received no response Jaune sighed and left the cake in front of her room.

"Ordered you a lava cake. Hope you enjoy it." Jaune said before returning to his room.

'Now let's start ashes of Ariandel!'

"Alright, last chapter!" Onyx said.

Chapter 4: Ex's are Bitches

VRROOOOMM!

A yellow street bike revved with the driver cackling like a maniac and the poor soul behind her screaming his head off. He wrapped his arms around her waist in a vice-like grip terrified at what would happen if he were to let go.

"WE ARE GOING TO DIE!" Jaune screamed in utter terror while Yang was laughing to her heart's content.

"What's the matter Jaune? Not a fan of fast and furious street racing?!"

"WHAT I'M NOT A FAN OF IS DYING!"

"Pffft we're not gonna die silly!"

"WITH THE SPEEDS WE'RE GOING AT I BEG TO DIFFER!" He yelled back readjusting his grip around her beautiful waist. Yang let out another chuckle before revving the engine again driving between cars on the highway at speeds far beyond the speed limit. She saw a semi-truck with an open ramp in the back and thought of a badass plan.

"Oum, you and you're driving, Yang." Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Hey! My driving is awesome!" Yang defended.

"Jaune's screaming begs to differ." Weiss retorts.

"Alright, Jaune! Ready to see something cool?!"

"HELL NO/NO!" both Jaune and Pyrrha yelled.

"Good! We're gonna use that semi ramp to launch us off the highway!"

"NO NO NO NO NO!" Jaune's protests met deaf ears as yang put the throttle up and raced up the ramp launching them both over the side of the highway towards the street down below them. They landed hard on the ground, swerving out of the way of oncoming traffic and finally coming to a screeching halt in an alleyway. Yang took off her helmet, whipping her hair around and looked behind at her companion. Jaune was shaking like a leaf, arms still wrapped around her waist in a death grip refusing to let go.

Pyrrha glared at Yang for almost endangering her leader/crush/future husband. Yang just whistled innocently. She was glad she gets to bond with Jaune some more, on screen.

"Aww it's ok baby, you can let go now. Back on the ground." Yang cooed while rubbing the Arcs head, the poor man still shaking in fear.

"...I...will never...let you...drive again...EVER!" Jaune swore as he finally let go of Yang and took a shaky step off her beloved street bike, Dragon Slayer. Why she named it that was beyond him but the completely yellow bike was so bright it almost gave him a headache.

Yang blinked. "Wait, I didn't name my beloved bike 'Bumblebee?'" she asked. Huh, weird.

"Oh don't be a wimp! That was just some good old fashioned high adrenaline street racing! Now we weren't racing anyone per se but it was fast as hell and got my blood pumping! We're also close to one of my favorite bars that a friend of mine owns now hop on Dragon Slayer and let's head there!" Jaune trembled in fear before overcoming it and getting back on the Bike wrapping his arms around Yang once more before the duo shot off towards the brawler's favorite watering hole, not knowing that it was going to be a very interesting night.

(Meanwhile, Back at Casa De Arc)

Pyrrha was hard at work, cleaning up the mess she made the other night. She mopped the hardwood floors until it looked like it was shining and cleaned the cabinets of all burn marks. The athlete let out a satisfied sigh at seeing her hard work pay off and couldn't wait to see Jaune's reaction.

'He's so kind. Working so hard to keep the house all tidy and working part-time at his job. Jaune's ideal boyfriend material!' Pyrrha thought and went red thinking of Jaune that way, her mind raced at the thought of him liking her that way. She imagined his warm loving embrace, his manly musk and him tied up with a ball gag at her feet begging her to pleasure his rock hard-

"Woah!"

Everyone was shocked and surprised to hear the normally nice and sweet girl have such impure thoughts. Said girl meanwhile tried to vanish from her seat.

'Gah! Lewd thoughts! Dang it Pyrrha don't think about that!' Pyrrha's face went as red as her hair. Sweat pooled on her forehead at the thought of having such an intimate and kinky encounter with Jaune.

"Having lewd thoughts Pyrrha?" Blake appeared out of nowhere, making the redhead scream in fear.

"EEE! Blake! Don't sneak up on me like that!"

"Still didn't answer my question Pyrrha. Are you having naughty thoughts about our only male roommate?" Blake rose an eyebrow at her and Pyrrha could only stammer, opening and closing her mouth like a fish.

"Yes. Yes she is." Ren bluntly said.

"REN!" Pyrrha squawked.

"Good for you. I thought you were too innocent to have a lustful bone in your body but here you've proven me wrong. Have you fallen for him? Or is this just a physical attraction?" Blake interrogated taking the athlete by surprise.

"NO! It's not just a physical attraction. His kind heart and personality are Jaune's two most defining traits. Him having a very well-built and sculpted body is like a cherry on top."

"Ah, I see. You want him to pop your cherry is that it?" Blake smirked and Pyrrha went crimson all across her face even more so than before.

"BWAHAHA! Good one, Blake!" Yang guffawed then presented her palm for a Hi-5. Unfortunately, she was left hanging.

Others laughed and/or chuckle at banter.

"I-I...You..." The redhead couldn't get a word out as she struggled to form a coherent sentence. The smut writer laughed and patted her friend on the back.

"Well if you want him then you're gonna have to make Jaune notice you. Now he already seems to like you a lot, that's evident since you're about the only one out of all five of us to make him smile in joy or happiness. So you already got a leg up on the competition."

"Competition? Well if it's a contest then I'll win no matter what! Who also likes Jaune?"

"A small child, and a rabbit." Pyrrha passively-aggressively stated.

"Hey!" Ruby said indignantly.

Velvet glared at Pyrrha.

"Coco for sure. She got really jealous after seeing how happy Jaune was to see you. Made her super jealous and tried to force herself on him. I interrupted her before she could do anything but apparently, the two did something at the mall so she's a contender for his affections. And who says Yang doesn't fancy Jaune? Hell, she dragged him out this evening for some daredevil-esque street racing thing or heck even Weiss. Despite how much she acts like she hates Jaune, I'd bet money that she secretly loves him. Like a classic tsundere from an anime. You have to step up your game if you want him to be with you."

"And how do you propose I do that?"

"Just be you Pyrrha but also at the same time be a little bolder. Do some things that might be a bit out there for you to do, ask him out to go do something heck maybe even work out with him and get more physical, maybe do some grappling. Maybe wear some more revealing outfits. He loves your workout clothes but if you dress in Yang-level skimpy clothes he'll notice that fast." Pyrrha contemplated what Blake said and nodded in agreement.

"I'll do it! I won't lose to anyone else for Jaune's affections! I'll start acting out a bit more when he gets home. Thank you so much, Blake!" The smut writer nodded and smiled, happy that her friend was finally getting a bit bolder. Phase two of Blake's plan was complete now was time for phase three!

"What plan?" Coco asked.

"Knowing Blake, it's probably a reference to her smut books." Weiss answered.

"IT"S NOT SMUT, IT'S ADULT LITERATURE!" Blake protested.

"In other words, smut." Weiss retorted. Blake grumbled and crossed her arms.

'Now I just need to get Jaune to agree to a threesome with myself and Pyrrha for the hands-on experience I need for my next chapter.' Blake schemed while Pyrrha planned for her next course of action.

(Yang and Jaune)

"Guess who's back?!" Yang announced kicking in the doors to the club and was met with an overwhelmingly negative reception. Two burly bouncers blocked their way to the dance floor both sporting bandages around their heads with one of them having a broken arm and the other having a cast on his leg.

"Fuck no blondie! You're not allowed in here after what you did last time!"

"Yes, what did she do last time." Summer and Tai narrowed their eyes at their daughter.

Yang started sweating profusely and started stammering.

Blake, Weiss, Roman, and Neo enjoyed seeing the blonde in a bad position. (What's the good position? One guy in front of her and one in the back? XD)

"Christ Yang what did you do?"

"Got into a fight after this asshole slapped my ass so I broke his arm. How's it healing up pal?" Yang hissed and the bouncer in question stepped back in fear not wanting another beating like he received from before.

"WHAT?!" the Xiao Long/Rose/Brawnwen family exclaimed.

"ON SECOND THOUGHT, YANG, GOOD JOB!" Tai exclaimed with rage.

"Let her through. It's your own fault she beat both of your asses." Junior Xiong stepped forward smoking a cigarette and smirking at them both. Jaune froze, knowing all too well that if Junior owned this club now then she would be here too.

"Glad to see ya here again blondie. I hope you don't knock out five of my bouncers again though?"

"They keep their hands to themselves we'll have no problems."

"When did you buy this club? I thought other one yo owned uptown was doing well?" Jaune asked questioningly. This club was a favorite of his to visit with Ren and Sun, hell he remembered coming here with Yang a few times in the past but now that it was owned by Junior he won't be coming back after this trip.

"Expanding my business kid. Gotta make some more money so buying another popular club was a good investment."

"Most likely he did something else." Roman comments.

"Uh-huh. Yang we should leave, whenever Junior is involved my ex usually is here too. Really don't feel like running into her again." Yang winced and nodded in agreement.

The crushes narrowed their eyes at the mention of the ex.

"Shit I'm sorry Jaune. He literally just bought this club so I completely forgot. Let's head out then we'll find somewhere else to hang." Arc nodded in thanks and moved to turn around when he felt two pairs of arms loop around his chest from behind.

"Leaving so soon Jaune?" Melanie malachite purred.

"We thought you'd be happy to see us?" Miltia whispered in his ear. Jaune tore himself from their grasp in an instant, giving the twins a genuine glare of hatred.

"Skanks." Pyrrha hissed. Nora and Ren backed away from the possessive girl.

Onyx pinched the bridge of his nose. Where was this feistiness when he was asking Weiss out?! It'd be funny to see!

"Stay the fuck away from me." He growled standing next to Yang who was glaring at the two just as harshly.

"Now is that any way to treat a former lover?" Miltia pouted and Jaune let out a hollow laugh.

"Emphasis on the former, a lot of regret on the lover. You should be in jail for what you've done."

"Now Jaune all those nasty things you've heard about me were rumors. I mean I'm a beautiful woman who many would dream to sleep with. They were just jealous of you and me."

"I doubt that." Weiss deadpanned. Some agreed with her, the most obvious being Pyrrha.

"Oh cut the bullshit! I saw what you tried to do to Ren! You wanted to ruin his relationship with Nora so you slipped something in his drink and tried to rape him so the two would break up! Unfortunately for you, I stopped it before you could ruin my best friend's life!" Jaune's word hit the malachite like a freight train making the usually calm girl snarl in anger.

"WHAT?!" Nora yelled. "ITS LEG BREAKING TIME!" she pulled out Magnhild with fire in her eyes. Before she could do that, Ren pulled her in a tight hug and kissed her on the forehead, causing Nora to turn into her best impression of jelly with a dopey smile.

"You belonged to ME! I should've been the only thing you cared about. Not some silent fuck and his annoying ass girlfriend!"

"Are they usually like this with Jaune?" Velvet asked Artoria, she didn't like these girls.

Artoria shook her head. "No. They were really nice around, Jaune."

"Oum above why the fuck did I ever date you? You're batshit crazy! Let's go Yang." Jaune turned his back and felt something hard collide with the back of his head making the Arc see stars knocking him out and flat on the ground.

"YOU BITCH!" Pyrrha screeched.

"You're not going anywhere Jaune. I told you, you belong to me. I'm taking what's mine, permanently this time." Miltia hissed crouching down to drag Jaune away but was met with a haymaker from Yang who smashed the raven-haired woman into the ground with a single hit.

"Hands off my roommate bitch." Yang seethed, her eyes glowing crimson and giving the other malachite a death stare. Junior backed away in rare fear knowing that messing with the brawling blonde was a mistake few lived to tell about. The commotion caused quite the ruckus especially the attention of a multicolored nearly midget-sized woman who found the unconscious blonde somewhat familiar-looking.

"Yeah! Go, Yang!" Ruby cheered. No one touches her best guy friend like that and gets away with it!

"Touch him and I'll break every bone in your body. We're leaving and you'd better hope I never see either you again." Yang spat at both Junior and Melanie heaving Jaune over her shoulder. She made her way to Dragon Slayer, laying Jaune across her beloved bike to assess the damage militia did with that beer mug.

'Doesn't look bad at all. Sucker punch gets everyone so he'll be fine when we get home and put some ice on that bump.' She touched it and Jaune unconsciously groaned in pain.

"Oof, sorry Jaune. I'll make sure to make the drive easy on ya." Yang promised and was about to start up her bike when she could hear someone approaching from behind. The brawler spun around in an instant to see a multi-colored nigh midget-sized young woman in front of her.

"Oh great, the Micro Minion is here." Yang said with distaste and her arms crossed under her bust. Neo glared at the blonde for calling her like that.

Neo then heard Roman snickering at her, prompting the mute to punch her boss/dad on the shoulder.

"Uhhh can I help you?" The stranger tilted her head to the side and looked at the slumped Jaune on Dragon Slayer, raising an eyebrow at the scene in front of her.

"Oh! He's my friend, some bitch smashed a beer mug into the back of his head and he's got a nasty bump from it. Got to take him home so he can rest." The woman nodded and typed something out on her phone that made Yang completely freeze in utter confusion.

"Uhh no, I don't know if he has a scar on his left ass cheek, I've never peeked on him in the shower. Why do you want to know?" She typed out another response for Yang and this made the brawler even more confused.

"You think he's a stripper that gave you a lap dance a few weeks ago and you want to give him a nice reward for his services? Look, lady, Jaune's a lot of things but a stripper? Pfft don't make me laugh I mean this guy still wears Pumpkin Pete's boxers! He's too innocent to be a stripper!" She gave a silent laugh at Yang's little revelation and the brawler laughed along with her. She wiped a small tear from her eye before typing yet another response.

"Your names Neo? Well good to meet ya Neo, I'm Yang Xiao Long and this pretty fine unconscious piece of ass on my bike is Jaune Arc." Yang emphasized by spanking the unconscious Arc's ass making the man in question groan in pain.

"Why am I buddy-buddy with Half Pint here?!" Yang demanded. Neo nodded with a scowl. They both looked at their host demanding to know.

"Well you two aren't enemies here." Onyx answered nonchalantly despite having two deadly girls looking at him like that.

Well that didn't help whatsoever. The two girls still glared at each other.

"Shut up Jaune you're supposed to be unconscious." Yang looked back at her partner in crime and Neo walked over lifting her hand above his asscheek raising an eyebrow at Yang for approval.

"Be my guest, not like he'll remember it." Neo gave a devious smile before slapping Jaune's ass and giving it several good squeezes, blushing slightly while doing it.

"Hey! Hands off my friend!" Yang ground her teeth together.

Neo simply raised her picket sign with a smug face. "NO."

Yang growled at her.

"Ha! Nice one! You seem like a pretty chill person Neo. Despite meeting you for the first time. Wanna hang out sometime with my friend here? We'll have drinks and get into all sorts of trouble." Neo smiled, in turn, nodding up and down before exchanging numbers then waving goodbye.

"Well, she was pretty chill. Too bad you couldn't meet her Jaune. Next time we go out I'll invite her, I think you'll enjoy her...interesting personality." Yang said to her unconscious friend draping him across her lap so he wouldn't fall off and started to rev her engine. What Neo asked stoked her curiosity and the brawler peeked underneath the Arc's underwear to see if there was a scar on his left asscheek. Look and behold there was a scar albeit a small one there on his ass. But the question remained, how did Neo know that he had it? Yang shrugged her shoulders and sped away back home. Now Yang didn't complain considering he was unconscious but Jaune was getting real handsy in his sleep.

Her fellow blonde's hand somehow managed to find itself latched onto her ass, snaking its way through her pants gripping it tightly, and once the two got home and she was carrying him to the door his hand latched onto her breast.

Tai and Qrow were foaming the mouth in rage, before they could do anything else, Onyx fired two tranquilizer darts at their necks, knocking them out.

Pyrrha, Ruby, and Velvet just narrowed their eyes at Yang.

Yang meanwhile blushed where Jaune unintentionally grabbed her.

'He's got a good grip. Won't deny that his scent and groping aren't turning me on a bit right now but maybe I'll try something with him another time. Gotta get him in bed.'

Tai and Qrow groaned in their little nap while Yang blushed harder.

The brawler opened the door and was taken aback at the sight she saw. The house was remarkably cleaned and wasn't completely destroyed.

"Evening you two! Did you guys have fu-" Pyrrha stopped at seeing the unconscious form of Jaune slumped against Yang with one hand groping her breast.

"Yang...why is Jaune unconscious?" The athlete asked in a sickly sweet voice making Yang surprised that the normally kind woman could have a hint of anger in her voice. "We ran into Jaune's ex at the bar. She hit him in the back of the head with a beer mug and he's been out since. Drove him home and somehow his hand ended up glued to my boob."

"So you're not trying to take advantage or seduce Jaune?"

"Uh no why?" "No reason! Why don't you leave Jaune to me? I'll make sure he's all situated and get some ice for him."

"Sounds good to me, thanks P-money!" Yang handed Jaune off to Pyrrha and walked away.

"Come on Jaune, let's get you to bed." She smiled and Jaune said nothing except groan. Pyrrha hauled Jaune up the stair with no problem opening the door to his room and gently rested him on his bed. She gave his room a once over, taking the chance to see what it looked like. A TV with an Xbox hooked up, various piles of manga on the ground, a few posters of games she didn't know about and finally his bedsheets which were Pumpkin Pete's bedsheets.

'Oh Jaune, still a child at heart.' She leaned down at eye level with him, stroking his hair and observing how peaceful he looked.

"My baby boy." Artoria smiled fondly and leaned to Nicholas.

Willow looked at heard what Artoria said and looked at her being lovey-dovey with her husband. She sighed. 'Lucky woman.' where was her baby boy?

'He's so cute when he sleeps. Maybe I should sleep with him...To make sure he's ok of course! No other reason...none at all!' Pyrrha decided to sleep in his room to 'take care of him'. She positioned herself so that Jaune's head was lodged between her breasts and wrapped her arms around him. Pyrrha closed her eyes and let sleep take her, excited to see Jaune's reaction in the morning.

The screen went black.

"You sly girl." Nora grinned nudged her sister from another mister.

"Nora, please." Pyrrha blushed. Although she considered doing that to her Jaune as well.

"So, how was it?" Onyx asked.

"It was hectic." Ren said.

"It was inappropriate!" Weiss yelled as she stroked Zwei's fur.

"It was hilarious!" Roman smirked. He felt like he was gonna have a great time here, and the best part is that he can antagonize Little Red and her friends and not worry about them attacking him

"Alright, one more, and it's Intermission time. Imma go get the last one, for now." and with that Onyx disappeared.

An Aurora Curtain opened up and revealed a young boy.

The boy has white hair and light blue eyes with a fair complexion. His hair is mostly pushed to the left, although he does have a small cowlick. Whitley is fairly tall with a slender build and stands a few inches taller than Weiss.

His attire consists of a short-sleeved white dress shirt, the sleeves fastened just above his elbows by navy blue cuffs, each with twin gold buttons. Over his untucked shirt, he wears a light blue vest, with a black handkerchief in his right breast pocket. He also wears a black necktie, navy blue trousers, and black dress shoes.

He was standing perfectly straight with one hand behind his back.

"WHITELY?!" the Schnee women cried out.

"Hello, Sisters, Mother." the boy, Whitely, greeted albeit in a bored tone.

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Yep, Whitely's here! The entire Schnee family is here minus one Jaque-ass. I'm back again! I'm on a one-week break before I have to go back to college, well, the entire college is on a one-week break.

I figured I have to post this before I go back. I'll also work on the previous chapters, by the way, the Prologue has been changed.

Thank you noble4259 for letting me use one of his works! I recommend you check out his other stuff too, a lot of good stuff in there!

Also, my favorite Schnee-bling is actually Whitely. Now before you start rioting in the comments, let me explain.

At first, I didn't like him cuz he was such a bitch, but now I got time to think that I feel so sorry for him.

Well for starters, He has terrible parents, one is the worst human being in Remant, and the other is a sad drunk, second of all, BOTH of his sisters left him WITH THE WORST influence on a child of all time! AKA Jacque-ass! So he has every right to hold a grudge on the two Schnee-blings, but that doesn't mean it's right.

Stuff I'm planning on showing:

Netflix Ultraman Episode 1-2

Intermission

See you all next time! ZAA WAARRUUUDOO! *base boost with ticking sounds.*