First of all, I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I don't own anything at all besides the computer I'm typing this on.
Xander, High Priest of Chaos! Chapter 1.
-April 15, 2003, Vineyard Sunnydale-
There were dead bodies on the ground, some of them were Potential Slayers and the rest were Bringers who are Priests of The First Evil. At this moment The First Evil's High Priest Caleb was holding Xander up by his neck and he was speaking.
"They call you the one who sees, let's see how well you can see after this." Caleb said in his holier than thou voice and a sinister smile on his face.
The last thing Xander saw was Caleb's thumb moving quickly to his face before his world went black, the others in the Vineyard watched as Xander's head exploded like a ripe melon.
-Unknown Region-
"Hello, Mr. Harris." Said a man who was wearing a standard black business suit but his tie had multiple colored swirls on it.
Xander came to awareness and looked around, he saw he was in an office of some kind and everything was an off-white color. Xander saw the average man sitting on the other side of the desk in his suit and a tie that Xander thought looked cool. "I'm dead aren't I?" Xander asked after sighing and looking at the man behind the desk.
"How do you know you are not dreaming or hallucinating?" The man behind the desk asked with a curious voice and a look on his face.
"If I was dreaming or hallucinating I would be on a beach with a bunch of naked girls and not in an office with a guy." Xander replied with a voice that said it should have been obvious followed by adding "So are you my grim reaper or something?" Xander asked with curiosity, he wasn't scared for two reasons, one being he was used to weird shit happening in Sunnydale and two being that he was already dead.
The man behind the desk let out a laugh before replying. "No, I'm Janus, I believe you might have heard of me." Janus, the man behind the desk, introduced himself with a casual smile on his face.
Xander thought for a moment before it came to him. "You're the God of Chaos that Ethan channeled to cast that spell that turned us all into our costumes on Halloween." Xander replied to the God he was currently sitting in front of.
"Right in one Xander, Ethan would be considered my Priest in the old ways who spreads the Darker or Bad side of Chaos around the world. You however would be considered an Alter Boy of mine on the Lighter or Good side of Chaos." Janus replied to Xander explaining the ranks of his people and telling Xander of his station in life
"Err what do you mean I'm your Altar Boy of the good kind of Chaos?" Xander asked the Chaos God in confusion.
"Well as an Altar Boy you have no real power, but your actions and life in general, generate Chaos in your wake. That is why you were able to save Buffy the Vampire Layer when she died to the Master in that cave which wreaked Chaos on The Powers That Be's plans with that Prophecy of her dying that night and staying dead. Then there is your general life where Chaos gives you those fun life experiences that have no permanent side effects, like all the demon girlfriends, that love spell fiasco, Dracula minion, and the funny syphilis. Also, that general Chaos makes things happen like summoning the demon who turned Sunnydale into a singing musical village, giving you unique insights into how to handle things like using that rocket launcher to take out the Judge, blowing up your high school to kill the Mayor, and serving Buffy the Vampire Layer magically spiked beer that made her go all cave-woman. Overall it gives you a fun-filled life while messing up everyone's plans in chaotic ways and explains your whole comic relief attitude as well." Janus told Xander, explaining how Xander as an Altar Boy of Chaos spread the Chaos around.
After thinking for a few moments. "Ok, I will give you that, I did lead a very unique life and had fun messing up the plans of the bad guys. Also, it's Buffy the Vampire Slayer, not Buffy The Vampire Layer." Xander replied to the God of Chaos and agreed with him about how his life ended up, although he did find Buffy the Vampire Layer funny.
Janus looked at Xander with confusion etched on his face for a moment before looking down and opening up the file on his desk reading it quickly then looking at Xander to speak. "No I was right, it's Buffy the Vampire Layer. It says right here that Buffy likes to have sex with Vampires that are nothing but Demon-Possessed corpses with small penises, they have massive penis envy of the living which is why they are always so angry at the world. It is also why the female version of those Vampires is always so slutty, only a living guy can give them a proper fucking." Janus explained to Xander while pointing down at the file on his desk before looking down at it again then flipping the page to read again when a look of realization came on his face and then he spoke up again. "Ah that explains it, it seems some fallen Power That Be named Jasmine is the reason why Buffy fell for and had sex with Angel in the first place, the whole Spike thing was just fall out from Jasmine messing with the Slayers mind but it also says here that she genuinely and greatly enjoyed having sex with Vampires too after her first time with Angel. It also says Angel and Spike aren't the only male Vampires she's had sex with, it lists two other ones as well." The God of Chaos explained to Xander what he just found out in the file.
Xander being who he is couldn't resist. "So both Dead Boy's had small dicks huh, poor Buffy. Why are they so small though?" Xander commented about everything the God of Chaos said while asking a question that he was curious about.
"Those types of vampires are Dead, capital D dead! So they have no heartbeat, no heartbeat means no blood pumping in their body which means their peckers can't get longer and thicker, or even hard; they can just keep them straight so they stick out like a finger. So you are right poor Buffy, even says here Riley was slightly below average in size as well." Janus explained to Xander how the demon vampire's male equipment worked and why Buffy had such a crappy sex life.
"Suddenly I feel very happy but also sad that Buffy had sex with such poorly equipped guys." Xander commented to the God of Chaos before adding "So what do you want with me, you obviously want something or I would be in heaven right now surrounded by Twinkies and naked girls." Xander said to the man behind the desk getting to the point of the matter.
"Well, you see my brother Death is unhappy about how things with his Priestess Buffy are going, yeah Slayers are the Priestesses of Death by the way. Also, my sister Fate 'cough' bitch 'cough' is unhappy with the whole Jasmine thing who not only messed with Buffy but also your friend Willow as well and with The First Evil escaping its prison thanks to Glory and Willow too." Janus started explaining but was interrupted by Xander.
"What do you mean Jasmine messed with Willow and how did Glory help The First escape?" Xander asked the God of Chaos, interrupting him.
"Might be best if I start from the beginning, you see when the Creator first made your universe your world was populated by man but they were just small tribes. One day an extremely powerful Ancient God-King Demon broke through the dimensional barriers into your world making the main Hellmouth in Sunnydale and two smaller ones from the aftershock of breaking through which have been dormant since that demon broke through. That Ancient God-King Demon was power-hungry and egotistical so decided to call itself The First Evil. Years later the demons were running rampant on your world so Death decided to step in, he took a small fragment of his power and gave it to a tribe of Shamans. They took that fragment and infused it into the Chief's only child, his daughter and they called her The Slayer, Fate also tweaked things so when one Slayer dies another is called. An interesting fact about that Ancient God-King Demon, it was the one who created the Turok-Han Vampires or Ubervamp as you call them to gain more foot soldiers, and it was the Turok-Han who created the demon-possessed corpse Vampires that you are familiar with." Janus started explaining but paused to conjure two Twinkies, he tossed one to Xander before starting to eat the other.
"Thanks." Xander said after catching the Twinkie, he was enjoying the history lesson thinking it was way better than what Giles always spouted off.
"About a year after that three low-level Demon Gods, the beings known as The Powers That Be, and the Slayer worked together to destroy The First's body. The low-level Demon God's helped because The First was killing people on his own side just as much as on the other side and they wanted him gone as he was bad for business. Once the body was destroyed they combined their powers to trap The First's demonic essence inside a cage that they placed in another dimension that was completely empty and then they sealed that dimension from all forms of access. Now when the Vampire you know as the Master who was also part Turok-Han, drank the blood of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and broke through that dimensional barrier he was trapped behind, the Master ended up making a very small crack in the dimension barrier where The First was trapped. It was just enough for The First to be able to whisper through from its cage to gain its Priests also known as The Bringers, who with a ritual and channeling power from the Hellmouth was able to manifest The First in that ghost form you saw. Back then The First had no power at all, it was just an evil toothless chihuahua with an annoying bark." Janus started to explain the history of The First before pausing to take a bite out of his Twinkie.
"Now when that skank Glory used The Key in Dawn's blood to open that dimensional tear in reality trying to get home, it turned that crack in the dimension barrier into a hole and the violent force of opening that tear in reality sent a shock-wave that made a nice-sized crack in The FIrst's cage. This allowed The First to extend its influence even more so than it could before, it could now manifest without aid from its bringers which is when it recruited Caleb. Now Willow was given magic by Jasmine, and Jasmine also just so happened to be a Power That Be that helped imprison The First. When Willow, who has a link to Jasmine's power cast that spell to resurrect Buffy she did so by tearing a hole in Heaven and ripping Buffy's soul out of it, also keep in mind Buffy's soul has been touched by Death's power as The Slayer. When Willow did that spell she completely smashed open the dimension barrier where The First was trapped which also released a shock-wave when she smashed through that barrier, which in turn made that small crack in The First's cage made by Glory into a hole. That hole was big enough for The First to infuse some of its essence into Caleb making him The First's High Priest, now all The First needs is the complete destruction of The Slayer line to destroy its cage, and thus escaping its prison. That is something no one wants, which is why we are talking." Janus explained to Xander why things went so bad in Sunnydale recently.
"Wow that sounds like way above my pay-grade, if we are talking then it means you expect me to help but I don't see how I can as I'm dead and The First's prison sounds like it's beyond repair and only a matter of time before it can escape." Xander told Janus, not understanding why he was talking to him about all of this.
"That is where my offer comes in." Janus said, followed by shifting to look just like Morpheus in the first Matrix movie, and then extended both of his closed hand's palm side up in front of Xander. "Now you can take the Blue Pill and go to the land of Twinkies and naked girls also known as Heaven." Janus said in the same voice as Morpheus while opening his left hand revealing a Blue pill. "Or you can take the Red Pill and go down the rabbit hole of Chaos to change things in your world for the better." Janus said in the same voice while opening his right hand revealing a Red Pill.
"Some I'm Neo huh?" Xander replied to the God of Chaos with a smirk on his face, Xander didn't even think about it. "Fuck it." Xander said before grabbing the Red Pill which lit up his whole world in a flash of red light then Xander heard the sound of a ringing bell and clapping.
As the red light cleared from his eyes Xander looked around and saw that he was now on the set of one of those cheesy 80's Game Shows on TV, there were flashing lights, ringing bells, the sound of clapping, and even a big sign flashing WINNER. Xander saw Janus appear looking just like Bob Barker with the long stick microphone and spoke into it with Bob Barker's voice "Congratulations Xander you won The Powers Package Game, not only do you win the door prizes but you also win your choice of a grand prize from behind one of those four curtains." Janus said, pointing to the stage in front of Xander that had four curtains. The first three were normal looking, the first curtain was Black and Yellow, the second was Green and White, and the third was Orange and Black. It was the fourth that looked bizarre, it was silver with Yellow, Black, White, Green, and Orange colored question marks on it. "Now Xander what do you want to do first, learn what the door prizes you won are or see behind those curtains and pick your grand prize?" Janus the God of Chaos asked Xander in the voice of Bob Barker from The Price is Right.
"Bob, tell me about the door prizes first!" Xander exclaimed happily while clapping his hands, he was having the time of his life...well the time of his post-death experience.
"First we are going to be sending your soul and most of your memories back in time to your thirteenth Birthday, which is also when you will get both of your power packages. You won't remember any of the monsters of the week crap because Fate insists on that in exchange for letting you remember the Big Bads when the time is right, like remembering all about the Mayor's Ascension after he does the ritual to make himself invincible and remembering all about Glory after her first encounter with Buffy. You will remember Buffy is the Vampire Slayer, so you can prepare things for her arrival but you can't directly interact with her until after she gets to Sunnydale. You get the extreme honor of killing Angel when he shows up in Sunnydale before Buffy, those Demon-Possessed Corpse Vampires with souls pisses off Death big time. Death and Fate are also going to be tweaking things to make things better for Dawn " Janus as Bob Barker said to start explaining what Xander won.
"For Dawn, the monks ritual will be tweaked so they make a fetus from Buffy's mom and dad's blood, this way she will have a soul this time around unlike last time which is why she was a little off, Dawn will also have real memories of a life as well, she will still be The Key though and aged up so she will be 14 when the Summers family first arrives in Sunnydale to balance things as Fate insisted." Janus explained to Xander about the changes to help Dawn.
"Wait Dawn didn't have a soul?" Xander asked, with surprise in his voice and also shown on his face.
"No she didn't, what those monks did was magically clone Buffy while re-rolling her genes so Dawn looked different then they crammed The Key where the soul was supposed to go." Janus said explaining the truth about Dawn's creation; himself, Fate, and Death hated how that happened.
"I'm happy for Dawn getting taken care of this time around, now you said something about Power Packages as in more than one." Xander said with the voice of a comic book geek who was just told he was going to get superpowers.
"First you are going to be elevated to my High Priest of the Lighter side of Chaos, my first and only High Priest by the way, this will keep The Powers That Be from messing with you, to do so will incur my wrath which they don't want. You will be given the power of Cloaking, which means when Cloaked you can't be seen, heard, smelled, sensed, or detected in any way; you will be completely undetectable from all beings except for the upper-level God's like me, and no Glory will not be able to see through it. You will be given the power of teleportation without a range limit, this makes it so you can move around a lot easier and faster when needed. You will be given the power of Compulsion, you will be able to make all but those of High Priest rank or higher do pretty much whatever you want; also you can use it to make people forget things which can't be undone except by you; this way you can protect your secrets. But you can't make them go against their deep-rooted moral codes, like making a pacifist murder a baby or make a devout catholic nun to go into the porn business. You are going to get a minor form of a Veela aura, which means standard human girls and women will be mildly attracted to you as long as they are attracted to the male gender, this will make things easier for you so you don't always have to mess with people's minds. Instead of giving you a huge monster-sized cock to make them male vampires jealous, you are going to get a one size fits all, which means you can control the size and shape of it and even grow a second one for them kinky girls. You are getting all of this for being my High Priest as your Base Power Package." Janus said explaining the Base Power Package Xander is getting with the tone of voice and body movement of a game show host as the crowd cheered and clapped in the background.
"That sounds awesome! How does the Compulsion Power work though what is its range, can I do it while Cloaked, and can I Cloak others as well?" Xander said in an excited voice full of glee.
"You need line of sight for the Compulsion to work, you can use it while Cloaked, if for example, you wanted to use both of those gifts to rob Drug Dealers and the other scum of society; however you can only cloak yourself." Janus replied to answer Xander's questions to clarify the limits of his powers.
"Good to know and that's a great idea for making money, but I will do that on the other side of the country just to be safe." Xander responded to the God of Chaos, he didn't want to risk robbing the scum of society in LA just in case it affected Buffy or Sunnydale somehow. Xander also planned to use those powers to make his parents better and get Jesse out of town so he doesn't die this time around.
"Now a few conditions to this deal, Buffy is off-limits for you dating wise but all the others are open season; me, Death, and Fate will make sure she doesn't start falling for male vampires this time around. Death with my help will be tweaking things so Kendra doesn't die this time, don't worry about Faith because Death is going to make sure she has a better life this time around. The whole Halloween Costume event from Ethan is still going to happen, what you chose from behind one of those curtains will be your costume for Halloween which will then let you reveal those powers to your friends instead of having to keep them hidden. The costumes for the others are going to be hand-picked by me and Fate, I will also make sure they keep the gifts of those costumes after Halloween. Fate will be using this event to make sure Willow won't be allowed to use Magic, Willow has an addictive personality and it doesn't mix well with magic." Janus as Bob Barker explained the conditions of the deal to Xander.
"I wouldn't want to date Buffy anyway, she is like a sister to me after all this time. That's good about Willow not being able to use magic anymore and you're right about her personality. Who will be the resident magic user then?" Xander replied to Janus before asking a question about a potential problem.
"Dawn will be the resident magic user because of her Halloween costume, she will be able to handle it and have the right mentality for the gifts she will be given unlike Willow was. Also no, I won't be telling you what those costumes are, you get to wait and find out but keep in mind some are chosen as a punishment for their previous actions and some to keep The Powers That Be from interfering with them. You don't have to worry about Jasmine messing with things because me, Fate, and Death are going to destroy her essence completely. After all, it was all her games with Angel and trying to get a body for herself that led to the whole situation with The First. Granted that small crack will still be made by the Master but that is something my sister Fate 'cough' bitch 'cough' insists on happening to balance the scales of sending you back, but you don't have to worry about the crack as it will be repaired this time around with my and Death's help before Glory shows up, thanks to Kendra staying alive." Janus said in his Bob Barker guise and voice.
"It sounds all good to me, so what's behind the curtains?" Xander replied to Janus, he wanted to see the main powers he will be getting.
"First I need to explain something, those demon Vampires you are familiar with get a 10X multiplier increase to the base strength, speed, endurance, and healing of what their hosts are capable of. The Slayers get a 10X multiplier as well but unlike the Vampires, a Slayer can increase their base strength and speed to get stronger and faster with proper exercise and training up to the maximum of human potential. These multipliers are important for what's behind those curtains, let's look behind the first curtain, shall we? Oh, you will also get all the memories and detailed knowledge on how to use both Power Packages." Janus said in Bob Barker's voice and a tone meant to excite those around him while pointing at the Yellow and Black curtain.
After the curtain lifted Xander saw what or rather who was standing behind it and gasped before speaking. "No fucking way, Wolverine? That's awesome!" Xander exclaimed with glee.
"Yes, first up is The Wolverine. You know all his powers already but the downside is that Wolverine is only a 2X multiplier which means his adamantium claws and healing powers will be heavily used while also making Vampires a real pain for you to deal with and even more so with Glory. Good perk is that thanks to his healing factor your sexual endurance will get a huge boost and his cum shares his healing powers with those who swallow it or whose bodies absorb it" Janus explained the downsides and perks of the Wolverine package to Xander.
"Yeah that does make sense about vampires being a pain for him and the sex perks are great, but let's see what the others are." Xander replied.
"Let's get a look behind the second curtain shall we?" Janus spoke up in Bob Barker's voice while pointing at the Green and White curtain as it lifted.
"No way, Green Lantern!" Xander said showing his comic book geek side.
"You already know all about the Green Lanterns powers but for the downsides, he is only a 5X multiplier and has no healing factor of any kind. But he can survive and fly in space which you can do for fun to blow off steam and relax, it also allows you to toss things into the Sun like the cut-up pieces of The Judge and Acathla." Janus explained the downsides and perks of choosing the Green Lantern package.
"Stronger than Wolverine, but the lack of healing factor sucks." Xander spoke up, offering his opinion on the Green Lantern package.
"Let's get a look behind the third curtain shall we?" Janus spoke up in Bob Barker's voice while pointing at the Orange and Black curtain as it lifted.
"Holy fucking shit is that who I think it is?" Xander exclaimed loudly while having a nerdgasm.
"Yes, Xander you are looking at Goku in his Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan 2 transformation, now for the downsides. There is no healing factor or Senzu Beans and there is no Gravity Room or Hyperbolic Time Chamber, which means trying to build up his strength, speed, and powers are going to be almost impossible for you to do. The good thing is he can survive and fly in space so you can go there for fun as well as throwing things into the Sun." Janus explained about the downsides and perks of choosing the Goku SSGSS2 package.
"Yeah without a Gravity Room or a Hyperbolic Time Chamber the most I will be able to do strength training-wise is bench pressing junk cars in the scrap yard. How will SSGSS2 hold up against Glory with my limited training options?" Xander spoke up stating his opinions on the Goku SSGSS2 package before asking an important question.
"With that limited training, you will be slightly below Glory in strength and speed." Janus said, answering Xander's question. After all, the Super Saiyan transformations were just huge multipliers to what they could do in their base form.
"So what's behind the fourth curtain, given the multicolored scheme I'm taking a wild guess it's a mix of the other three?" Xander asked Janus.
"You are correct, let's see what is behind the fourth and final curtain. Oh, what you will see is you by the way but different." Janus said in Bob Barker's voice and a tone meant to excite those around him while pointing at the multicolored curtain.
Xander saw what was behind the curtain, it looked like himself except there were some differences. He looked to be about 18 years old, with slightly more muscle bulk that is also very well toned. He had Neon Blue hair that was about 2" long in spiky clumps, Cobalt Blue colored eyes, and his facial features had changed some, he only knows this is him because Janus said it was. "Ok now that looks cool but what are the perks and downsides to this unnamed power package?" Xander asked with curiosity in his voice while looking at the unique version of himself.
"This is a custom form that I came up with by tossing the other three in a blender and adding a side of chaos, I call it Mystic Warrior. First, this form comes with a Gravity Room that you will be able to teleport both yourself and others to, it has Wolverine's Healing Factor but is three times stronger thanks to the influence of the Green Lanterns' power source. Now Ki or Energy is what powers that Power Package's abilities, the Healing Factor will restore Ki from 0 to 100% in about 30 mins. It has all of Wolverine and Goku's senses in either base form or the transformed state that you see now and the bones from your base form and the transformed state are made from Celestial Mithril but will look like completely normal bones." Janus started to explain the fourth option before Xander spoke up.
"What is Celestial Mithril?" Xander asked Janus, interrupting him as Xander never heard of that metal before.
"Celestial Mithril is stronger than adamantium and completely indestructible no matter how much force is applied because even adamantium has its limit. Like that time when Superman snapped Deadpool's Adamantium sword when Deadpool snuck over to the DC universe for more hi-jinks. Celestial Mithril can absorb any and all kinetic energy and vibrations like Vibranium but better, because Vibranium has limits and Celestial Mithril does not. It is unaffected by any magic that the wielder doesn't want it to, can't be phased through, and hurt those that are phased. It is also immune to all magnetic effects and detection. It is the metal of the Gods, this fourth package has this metal for bones because of the God nature of Goku and the Celestial Powers that are the source of Green Lantern's powers, this is for your protection and safety." Janus explained what made Celestial Mithril so special and how it ended up in the power mix.
"That's good because with Goku's strength from Gravity Room training he would be able to eventually break Adamantium as Superman could." Xander spoke up showing he understood why the Celestial Mithril bones will come in handy, even though breaking Goku's bones needs someone stronger than him it is better to be safe than sorry Xander reasoned.
"Now for the rest of the powers, it can fly and survive in space thanks to the perks from Green Lantern and Goku, which means you can toss things in the Sun too. It can make hard light constructs like Green Lantern can but is limited to hand-held weapons that are normal size, a shield, and a containment sphere of adjustable size. It has the Saiyan ability to get stronger and faster without limit while also increasing the max Ki storage capacity. This fourth option only has the Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan transformation thanks to the improved Wolverine's healing factor making this option immortal and the mix of Celestial Power from the Green Lantern side. The downside of the SSGSS transformation for this Power Package is that it will only give you a 100,000X multiplier to your strength, speed, and durability. The good side is you will be able to transform right away but it will drain your Ki very fast so you can't use it for long until you build up your Ki reserves and/or master the form, mastering the form is when there is no longer a drain on your Ki at all to maintain the transformation which is something you should work on before Buffy shows up. Because of the nature of SSGSS, it has Impenetrable skin like Superman that is only vulnerable to Celestial Mithril or other God-level weapons which means you can go swimming in the Sun if you want. It can shoot energy blasts, but it is limited to energy balls only that can not be bigger than the size of an SUV. This means no energy beams or energy wave attacks; the energy blasts are Electric Yellow in color by the way and can dust vampires easily. Finally, the base form of this Power Package has a 10X multiplier, also like a Saiyan in their base form you can increase your base strength, speed, durability, and max Ki capacity without limit in your base form as well." Janus said in his Bob Barker guise as he finished explaining the last of the powers, perks, and downside of the Mystic Warrior Package.
"That sounds like a very nice and well-rounded Power Package that the Mystic Warrior has. You said earlier that it comes with a Gravity Room that I can teleport myself and others to, what can you tell me about what it has and of its limits?" Xander replied to Janus showing he understood the ups and downs of the fourth Power Package then asking about the Gravity Room to see how good it is. Xander knew with being able to teleport others in there he will be able to bring both Buffy and Kendra in there so they can get the most out of their Slayer powers.
"It has 5000 square feet of open floor space in a perfect square with a ceiling height of half a mile. The floor, walls, and ceiling are made of Celestial Mithril so you won't have to worry about breaking them. The Gravity Field Generator has both physical and voice controls with no limit to how high it can go, there are also weighted wrist and ankle bands that you can control the weight to without limit but they can't be removed from the room. Time flows the same in and out of it, it also has perfect reception for a cell phone or pager." Janus replied to Xander's question telling him all about the gravity room with its perks and limits.
"Wow that is a nice Power Package, the limits on the powers from the first three are made up for by the powers from the others and how they interact with each other. Bob, I will take the Mystic Warrior Power Package." Xander spoke up giving his opinion on the final Power Package option before making his choice.
After Xander made his choice he saw the Mystic Warrior turn into a glowing Yellow and Blue ball that then slammed into his chest which caused a download of information into Xander's head. After his head cleared Xander spoke up. "Wow that was a head rush, now you said earlier I can't directly interact with Buffy before she comes to Sunnydale, does that mean I can work from the shadows so Joyce believes Buffy about the Vampires when she told her mom back in LA so Joyce doesn't send Buffy to that nice place with the padded walls and the fun pills." Xander said to Janus, he knew how much going to that mental hospital messed with Buffy, and having to hide her being the Slayer for a while made many headaches for Buffy.
"Yes you can, you can even make it so Pike starts that fire in the Gym instead of Buffy too, the main thing is you can't be seen by her or talk to her." Janus replied to Xander to clarify about the Buffy situation Pre-Sunnydale. "Any more questions Xander?" Janus asked his newly made High Priest.
"No, you covered everything important." Xander replied to the God of Chaos.
"Remember your main goals are dusting Angel, keeping Kendra alive until the Halloween event which is when she gets her power upgrade, and making sure Glory doesn't tear a hole in reality. Take care of those things and don't go trying to take over the world or destroy it and you can pretty much do whatever you want, you can even go play Superhero in a major City after Halloween if you want." Janus told Xander after shifting back to his original form followed by saying. "Time for Chaos!" Janus said with excitement while snapping his fingers and causing Xander's world to go black.
AN: That is the end of this chapter, please comment and/or review so I know someone out there is reading this. I might also take inspiration from reviews for things to happen in this story.
