"Now to begin the second match, may Shikamaru Nara and Temari of the sand come down" Genma said
"God this is so troublesome, I don't want to fight a woman" Shikamaru said with a sigh
"Kick his ass Temari!" Naruto yelled from his seat
"Hey aren't you supposed to be on my siDE?!" Shikamaru said as Naruto tossed him over the guard rail
"You'll thank me later" Naruto said with a grin
"No I won't." Shikamaru said groaning as he got back up
"Hey blonde, if I win can I get a date from you?" Temari yelled at Naruto with a smile as she grabbed the fan off her back and got ready
"Love rival!" Tohru growled out seeing this as her teeth turned sharp and she crushed the rails she was holding on to
"Oh sit down" Elma said with a sigh as she ate some popcorn
"You gonna share some of that?" Ilulu asked Elma
"Sure" Elma said holding the popcorn to her
"Man I really don't wanna fight a girl" Shikamaru groaned
"Okay I'll tell your mom you said that!" Naruto said
Shikamaru stiffened as the thought of his angry mother smacking his head with her frying pan came to him
"Shikamaru vs Temari….begin!" Genma said holding up his hand
Temari swiped her fan sending Shikamaru to the wall with a blast of wind "Still think of me as just a girl, now?" she asked him seemingly offended he said he didn't want to fight her just because she was a girl
"Ugh this is why girls are a pain" Shikamaru groaned as he got up
"You're not gonna win if I stay away from you" Temari said as she readied her fan
"Watch out, he has a parachute in the air to extend his shadow!" Kanna yelled from her seat
"Huh?" temari said as she looked up and saw that indeed there was a makeshift parachute
She saw it was getting close to her shadow so she jumped away from it
"Who's side are you on, your home village or not?" Shikamaru said
"She's cool" Kanna said simply as she ate a doughnut
Temari smiled at this "Thanks squirt" she said as she readied herself to swing her fan
"I give up" Shikamaru said simply as he held up his hands
this caused everyone to face fault at how anti climatic this was
"Really?! You barely did anything!" Temari said upset
"That parachute stunt took a good part of my chakra and if I keep trying to grab you with the shadow jutsu all I'm going to do is run out" Shikamaru said
"Huh that actually makes sense" Elma said with a nod of understanding
"Winner, Temari." Genma said as he held up his hand
"If you can call it much of a win." Temari grumbled as she went back to the stands upset how she barely did anything and he just surrendered
"Don't worry I'll give you a good fight" Naruto said with a smile at temari as she jumped up to him
"Karui and Sakura Haruno." Genma said
"Finally." The redhead said grinning
Time to show I'm not the same anymore Sakura said as she jumped down in a new outfit
"Why is Sakura dressed like you, Anko?" Lucoa asked curiously
"Oh she decided to commit a hundred percent to being my student" Anko said with a smile
'Oh boy.' The girls thought thinking this was gonna be fun to watch
Karui and Sakura looked at each other in the arena
"Hmmm looks like you grew up a bit in the last month" Karui said with a smirk at Sakura liking how Sakura was carrying herself now
"I have so don't expect an easy win." Sakura said as she pulled out a kunai
"Karui vs Sakura…..began!" Genma yelled holding up his hand
Sakura ran at Karui who jumped up dodging a swipe of Sakura's kunai
Karui then landed away from Sakura and she unsheathed her sword before it began to spark with electricity
"Wow she is good she can actually use elemental chakra" Naruto said with a smile
"You keeping an eye on the show whiskers?" Karui said glancing back at him
"Yep and enjoying it!" Naruto said with a thumbs up
"Is every girl in this trying to get his attention?" Ay muttered to himself
Sakura tossed several kunai at Karui who blocked them with her sword
Karui glanced at one that went by her head and smelled it "Covered in poison." she muttered
"Well it's a tranquilizer but a pretty strong one" Sakura said as she threw some shrunken
Karui jumped up dodging them and swiped at Sakura
Sakura jumped back to dodge but still saw a few strands of her hair fall from her head
"Pretty quick….not bad" Karui said as she landed in a crouching position
"So are you." Sakura said as she threw something to the floor which exploded into a flash of light
"Flash bomb!" Karui yelled as she closed her eyes
Sakura ran at Karui her kunai ready
Karui stabbed her sword into the ground sending a wave of electricity in all directions
Sakura screamed as she got electrocuted
"Sakura!" Lee yelled from the stands clearly upset
Sakura fell to the ground unconscious and genma ran to her to check on her
"She should be alive the ground made that attack way less powerful" Karui said as she got up and opened her eyes
Genma nodded at this as he confirmed that Sakura was gonna be OK "Winner Karui!" he said as he held up his hand
"Will Sakura be OK?" kanna asked curiously
"Yeah Karui just gave her a bit of a zap, the thick dirt cut the attack in half, it seems that attack is better when used in water" Elma said
Tohru saw that Karui looked up at Naruto who was with the other combatants and smiled at him confidently
"Another rival!" Tohru growled out not happy at all
"Oi." Naruto said rolling his eyes as he heard this even from his seat with the other combatants
"Samui of cloud and Dosu Kinuta of sound please enter the arena" Genma said as both combatants entered the arena ready to fight
"Jeez that chick is stacked" Anko said looking at Samui
"Mine are bigger" Illulu said with a scoff
"I just hope she can stand against his sound attacks" Elma said
"Hmmm she seems like a capable and calm person" Lucoa said as she was good at reading people
"Samui vs Dosu...fight!" Genma yelled holding up his arm
Dosu aimed his hands at Samui and fired off blasts of sound
Samui jumped dodging the attack
Dosu held up his arms and made what looked like blades extend from his gauntlets
Samui scoffed at this "Fool." she said as she readied her katana and charged at him
"We'll see who the fool is when I blast your head off!" Dosu said as he charged as well
Both of their swords clashed and they both struggled to push each other back
The two made slashes before backing off
Dosu had a smug look on his face before cracking was heard as the gauntlets fell off his arms
"Your gear is shit, uncool" Samui said simply as she slammed the butt of her katana into his gut sending him flying into the wall
Genma ran to Dosu to check on him and saw that he was knocked out. "The match is over and the Winner is Samui!" he said
"Wow the lightning ninja are pretty good" Fafnir said from his seat next to Hiruzen
"Of course they are my brother trained them well" Ai said with a proud smile
"Yeah son, I don't make duds" Killer Bee said as he struck a pose
"OK next match is kankuro vs shino" Genma said
"I forfeit" Kankuro yelled from his seat
"Okay then." Genma said with a nod Sasuke and Gaara next then
"I don't stand a chance as your bugs would eat up my chakra threads making my puppets useless" Kankuro said to Shino
"Uh… Sasuke ain't here!" Naruto said
"Kakashi..." Hiruzen said as Kakashi was probably giving him last minute training
"I say we move on, just because he's a Uchiha it doesn't give him the right to just get extra time" Ay said
Hiruzen signed at this and nodded at genma
Genma nodded back at this "Because he didn't show up in time Sasuke Uchiha is disqualified" he said as this got some boos from the crowd
Suddenly in a burst of leaves Sasuke and Kakashi appeared in the middle of the arena
"Are we late?" Kakashi asked with a small wave
"Yes you are the Uchiha is disqualified" Genma said simply
"What?! I didn't even get to fight!" Sasuke said in anger thinking it was unfair
"Next time be on time, just because you're a Uchiha doesn't mean you get special treatment unlike the others who came here taking this seriously." Ay yelled down at him
"You-" Sasuke was saying before Kakashi covered his mouth
"OK next match is -" Genma was saying before they heard a massive explosion
"Ah what now?" Omoi said in annoyance
"What's going on?" Kanna asked Tohru as what looked like feathers appeared around all the people in the stands
"Genjutsu!" Naruto yelled to them
Lucoa nodded and snapped her fingers making all the dragons glow lightly
"So was that the sound to start… your invasion Orochimaru?" Hiruzen asked the 'Kazekage'
The 'Kazekage' looked at him with wide eyes
"When Naruto helped Gaara the sand team informed him of everything." Hiruzen said removing his robe showing his battle armor
"Especially since Gaara can tell your not his father" Ai said with a glare
"You've been caught like a rat, yo!" Bee said as he and Fafnir got up
Four figures jumped onto the roof and some snake summons attacked Ai and bee sending them away from the area
The four figures landed on the four corners of the roof and made some hand seals together and in a instant a dark purple barrier appeared around the rooftop
"Nice light show." Fafnir said with a unimpressed look
Orochimaru threw off his disguise and made some seals with his hands and slammed them on the ground making 4 coffins appear
One had a 1 on it one a 2 the third a 4 and the 4th a spiral
"You didn't." Hiruzen said with wide eyes
Orochimaru grinned as he finished his jutsu
The coffins opened up to reveal… Hashimaru Senji, Tobirama Senju and…
Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki
"I owe that dragon boy for sicking his pets on me so I figured why not kill him with his parents" Orochimaru said with a cruel smile
"And I owe you… a trip to the shinigami for this" Fafnir growled as his eyes slitted from his rage as Naruto's parents bodies were violated with this technique and this would hurt Naruto and that was something she couldn't forgive ever
"Careful if you go full dragon you may be hurt by this barrier" hiruzen said
"Hiruzen, is that you?" Tobirama asked
"Man, you have gotten old." Hashirama said with a chuckle
"So… my reanimation jutsu huh?" Tobirama said feeling a little ticked was on him
"W-where is Naruto?" Kushina asked as it was like she blinked and her baby was gone
"Out there, fighting to protect the village." Hiruzen said to her sounding a combination of proud and sad
"Yes and I'm gonna send you and you husband to kill him" Orochimaru said as he pulled out some kunais with put in them like he did Hashirama and Tobirama
"I don't usually use my magic for this but I refuse to let you get away with this." Fafnir said as his hands glowed and he was instantly in front of Kushina and Minato and slammed his palms into their heads which made a magic aura appear around them
Two bodies fell from theirs and the two gasped as they looked at themselves
"I've just taken away two of your toys, and brought them back to life truly this time." Fafnir said with a glare at Orochimaru
"Y-your are capable of that?" Orochimaru asked with a slight look of fear
"We dragons can do things your mind can't even comprehend." Fafnir said
Minato and Kushina instantly attacked Orochimaru making him back off
Hashirama and Tobirama smiled at this as they turned to dust since Orochimaru didn't finish the jutsu
"Noooo!" Orochimaru yelled as so much planning ruined in a singular moment
"Yes!" Fafnir said as he slammed a magic seal into Orochimaru's chest "I've taken away the use of your arms" he said
(with Naruto)
Naruto ran to Tohru and the others who were attacking some sound ninjas except for Lucoa
"OK you all we need to split up and try and stop this attack" Naruto said
"What do you want us to do?" Tohru asked him wondering what he had in mind
"Stop any of the sound ninja, protect any civilians in trouble" Naruto said to her quickly
"I'm gonna go protect the academy there are kids there!" Ilulu said as she sprouted her wings and took off
Lucoa frowned at this and ran after her
"Since when does Lucoa do anything?" Naruto asked knowing that she was part of the spectator faction
"She may not like fighting but she loves kids so…." Tohru said with a nervous look
"Oh Jeez she's gonna scare someone isn't she?" Naruto asked with a sweatdrop on his head
"Probably scare them all." Elma said
A squad of ninja soon attacked them and Kanna looked at them with a glare and a flat look
"What are you gonna do brat?" one of the ninjas asked with a laugh
Kanna put her palms together and charged a massive lightning attack
"Hit the deck!" Elma yelled as she and tohru grabbed Naruto and got down to the ground
Kanna pointed her palms at the ninjas and fired a massive beam of lightning at the ninjas instantly killing them and trashing some buildings behind them
Naruto got up along with Tohru and Elma and saw the damage Kanna did
"Jeez Kanna you're that strong?" Naruto asked seeing the damage she did
"Mmmhmm!" kanna said nodding at Naruto
Suddenly the very sky seemed to darken
"Oh what now?" Naruto asked looking up
"Looks like someone pissed lucoa off" Tohru said with a sigh
Suddenly something began to reveal itself from the clouds above
"Holy… shit!" Naruto said looking at the giant face looking down at the village
"All sound ninjas! you will leave this village now or feel my divine wrath!" the massive serpent dragon yelled down at the village her booming voice shaking the entire village
Various ninja's eyes rolled up as they fainted dropping to the ground
"That's Lucoa?!" Naruto yelled as he slightly shook in a little fear
"We did tell you she's a goddess." Tohru said with a smile
"Ex goddess" Kanna added simply
"Jeez no wonder she hates fighting she can end a fight instantly" Naruto said as he saw a bunch of sound ninja fleeing
"Actually she hates people getting hurt" Elma said as she was clearly pissed
"Ah a pacifist" Anko said with a nod of understanding
"Yea so the most you will probably get is her being intimidating" Tohru said as they watch Lucoa look down on them all
They took notice of the cube over the Kage viewing area as it suddenly came down and four people carried Orochimaru away
"Should we go after them?" Elma asked Naruto as she readied her trident
"No we should check on the old man" Naruto said as he sprouted his wings along with the others and flew off and when they arrived at the rooftop they saw Hiruzen and Fafnir with two people that looked familiar
Naruto's eyes widened seeing the two people he never thought he'd get to actually meet…
His parents
"Hello son." Minato said as Naruto landed on the roof
Kushina ran over to Naruto and pulled him into a hug with a bright smile
"H-how?" Naruto asked looking at Hiruzen as his mother hugged him
"Orochimaru used a reanimation jutsu and Fafnir did some magic to restore them." Hiruzen said in annoyance and anger
Naruto looked at Fafnir In surprise
"I didn't want that scum to use your parents to kill you so I figured restore them to life" Fafnir said simply
"Thank you… thank you so much." Naruto said with a bow at him
"No need for that, you're our sage right?" Fafnir asked with a smile
"Yes, yes I am." Naruto said as he raised his head
"Also the combination spell I did made them like you." Fafnir said before he dropped to the ground "I've never had to do such a complex combination spell/curse before." he said
"So they are gonna be dragons?" Tohru asked curiously
"Yea now someone get me a mountain of food" Fafnir said as his stomach growled loudly
"I doubt they'll ever come back." Lucoa said as she dropped down next to them with a smile
Naruto walked over and kissed her cheek "That was awesome, thank you." he said
Lucoa paused at this and smiled as she opened her eyes and looked at Naruto
"Way to make us all look pathetic Lucoa" Ilulu said with a pout as she flew over
"Who are all these women?" Minato asked curiously
"Oh! Introductions of course this is Tohru" Naruto said pointing at Tohru
"I'm Naruto's maid!" Tohru said with a smile
"Kanna, whom I have taken as my little sister." Naruto said
"Hi" Kanna said simply
"Oh she's adorable!" Kushina said with a smile as she pulled her into a hug
"Is this what having a mom is like?" Kanna asked cutely as she let Kushina hug her
"Well… they are my parents and your my sister so" Naruto said
"Where are her parents?" Minato asked curiously
"They kinda gave her free roam." Tohru said trying to be nice about it
"Oh please they kicked her out of the dragon realm for pranking them for attention" Naruto said with a scowl
"THEY WHAT?!" Kushina roared her eyes slitting and her hands turning into red claws
"Dragon families can be cruel in human eyes." Elma said "I am Elma, a dragon of the Harmony faction." she said
"Nice to meet you and who are the ones that would make Tsunade blush?" Minato asked with a chuckle seeing lucoa and Ilulu
"This is Ilulu and Quetzalcoatl but she goes by the name Lucoa." Tohru said
"Hmmmm so… are any of you dating my son?" Kushina asked curiously
"Mom"! Naruto yelled as his face turned red at the fact that his mom was already embarrassing him
"No but they really want to. Them and others" Kanna told her
"Traitor" Naruto said with a pout at Kanna
"Don't talk bad to your sister." Kushina said as she hugged kanna
"Oh? Are we gonna make her ours officially?" Minato asked his wife
"Of course! she's adorable and needs actual parents!" Kushina yelled at her husband
"I'm hungry" Kanna said simply
"Same." Fafnir said
"Oh and that's Fafnir. He's a librarian and he tends to hang around the house as he loves playing video games. There and with his roommate" Naruto said
"Well let's head home since the fighting is over" Elma said
"You all live with Naruto?" Minato asked curiously
"And with Anko." Kanna said simply as Kushina put her on her shoulders to carry her
"Yea she is gonna be a dragon too along with Hinata" Lucoa said
The Raikage Ai and Killer Bee landed on the roof behind them
"And I thought I wasn't gonna get a workout… in." Ai said seeing Minato
"Save it for later I just got my parents back and I'm not losing them because of some bullshit grudge" Naruto said with a growl at the Raikage
"... I like you kid." Ai said
"And not just you." Killer Bee muttered to him with a snicker
"Well let's head home, you live at the namikaze compound right?" Kushina asked Naruto
"Yep." Naruto said as they all headed home
(Namikaze compound)
"Wow you have kept the place looking good" Minato said with a smile as they all entered
"Of course it looks good. I pride myself on being the best maid for Naruto kun!" Tohru said with a grin
"Why is there alcohol in this fridge?" Kushina asked
"That's Anko's and Lucoa's the two have drinking habits" Naruto said scratching his cheek
"Yea we are party girls!" Anko said as she hugged Lucoa with a smile
"Well make sure my little marshmallow doesn't touch it!" Kushina said hugging Kanna close
"Of course I'm not a fool" Tohru said with a pout
"Gramps, try giving you your job back? You know when he told me I was kinda angry he help everything back from me, until I got over it" Naruto said as he sat on the couch
"He probably will and I'll probably take it he's way past the point where he can deal with the Council" Minato said
"But you gave it back to him, I don't think it works like that" Naruto said
"At least until I can find someone to become the 5th hokage" Minato said
"Oh please your in your prime Minato you should be hokage put some fear into Orochimaru" Kushina said as she entered the kitchen to start dinner
"Can I help?" Tohru asked with some hope in her eyes at learning from Naruto's mom
"Sure."Kushina said with a smile at the dragon maid
"I know I'm in my prime but I'd like to spend time with my family, time that was taken from me" Minato said
"Can't you just use a clone for all this? I mean you will be a dragon soon and will be able to make way better clones" Elma said as she ate some chips
"No snacks!" Kushina yelled as she waved a frying pan at Elma
"She likes snacking" Naruto said
"Yea that's why she has a fat ass" Tohru grumbled as she chopped some vegetables
Tohru grunted as Elma hit her on the head with the flat end of her trident and turned her hands into claws and glared at Elma
"No fighting!" Naruto said with a firm look at the two
"Yes Naruto kun/Sama" Tohru and Elma said
"So… when should I be expecting any grandkids from any of you?" Kushina asked them
"No though not for lack of trying" Lucoa said with a pout at Naruto
"She likes to wear skimpy things to tempt me." Naruto said
"Awww my baby is a gentleman" Kushina said with a smile
"Glad jiraiya didn't influence you" Minato said with a sigh of relief
"Yeah, they kicked his ass the first time they met. And I traded his dumb toad wallet for a awesome dragon one." Naruto said holding up said wallet
"Naruto has a thing for dragons and maids" Kanna said as she waited at the kitchen table for dinner
"You like maids?" Minato asked with a quirked eyebrow at his son
Naruto sheepishly rubbed the back of his head at this "Well these maids at a Cafe were always nice to me growing up" he said
"That explains the maid related things in your room." Kushina said with a chuckle as she started to fry some rice
"And when did this love of dragons begin?" Minato asked
"Oh old man hokage told me stories about dragons and took me to movies as a kid" Naruto said with a smile as he remembered
"And now you're becoming one, as are we, and you live with them and one is your maid, must be heaven" Minato said with a chuckle
"It comes with it's own troubles occasionally, like someone trying make me eat their tail meat or me having to worry about some kind of love potion being slipped into my ramen" Naruto said glancing at Tohru
Tohru laughed sheepishly at this as she chopped some meat
"Love potion?" Minato asked curiously
"It's more of a aphrodisiac" Elma said simply as she drank some tea
"Tohru really wants to get in Naruto's pants" Kanna said sipping some juice
"Who taught you that?" Kushina asked with a scowl
"Pervy sage said it, can I have more juice" Kanna said as he finished her juice
"Remind me to gouge his eyes out later and of course you can have more juice sweetie" Kushina said as she patted Kanna on the head
"Yeah he tried peeking on them when they were in the hot springs, Kanna was with them" Naruto said
"And where is that idiot now?" Kushina asked as her hands turned into claws
"I don't know he never showed to watch my match" Naruto said
"He said he was publishing his new book" Ilulu said as she ate a doughnut
"No doubt with you lot in it" Minato said
"Oh yea that idiot sent you something Naruto" Anko said handing Naruto a package
"Oh great" Naruto said with a sigh not knowing if he should open it
"I swear if it's smut." Kushina said
"That's okay, Tohru reads it." Naruto said
"Pervert" Elma said with a look at Tohru
Naruto opened the package and saw it was indeed a book but….
"Miss Uzumaki's dragon maid?" Naruto said curiously seeing on the cover a drawing of Tohru and a female version of himself
"Big bro is a girl" Kanna said flatly
"Here a note" Lucia said picking up a piece of paper that fell from the erupting paper
Naruto took it and read it outloud "This is my biggest hit that's not smut so thanks for the inspiration PS. I made you a chick because Yuri sells love-Jiraiya"
Anko snorted at this and laughed as Naruto blushed
"What's yuri?' Kanna asked with a tilt of her head
"G-" Lucoa's mouth was covered before she could speak by Elma's tail
"Eat your dinner sweetie" Kushina said as she put a bowl of ramen in front of her
"If this is a dream, I don't ever wanna wake up." Naruto said with a big smile on his face as Tohru put his own bowl in front of him
(a few days later)
"ACHOOOO!" The house shook as Naruto sneezed as he headed for the living room
"You OK?" Ilulu asked from the couch where she was watching tv
"My nose is stuffed up, my head hurts and why is Elma on fire?" Naruto groaned as he looked at Elma
"You're sick you should go back to bed" Lucoa said to him firmly
"I'm sick? you're the one with cosplay outfits in your closet" Naruto groaned out
"Not that kinda sick." Elma said with a roll of her eyes
"How can I be sick, I've never been sick before except that one time." Naruto said to himself
"Probably a late reaction to you spending all night in the rain looking for Tohru" Lucoa said as she placed her hand on Naruto's forehead "You're burning up." she said
"My Naruto kun is sick because of me?!" Tohru yelled panic on her face
"My first week back to life and my baby's sick." Kushina said as she hugged him and fawned over him
"I'm gonna go get medicine!" Tohru yelled as she ran out if the house and took off into the sky
"Wow she's committed to Naruto" Minato said with a chuckle at Tohru
"Well she owes him her life as he single handedly pulled out a sword of the gods from her back" Elma said
"That's a big deal?" Kushina asked curiously as she helped Naruto back to his feet
"Wait, sword of the gods?" Minato asked wondering if he heard that correctly
"Well she was dying so yeah, kind of a big deal" Elma said
"Come on sweetie, you can help me make some chicken soup for Naruto." Kushina said as she picked Kanna up
"I'll find some spell that can help elevate the pain" Elma said as she summoned a book in front of her
"Since when are you a unicorn?" Naruto asked Elma flicking her horn
"Oh yeah definitely lay down." Minato said
"Whoo it's the big booty bitches dream!" Naruto cheered as he saw Lucoa and Ilulu
Minato snorted at this and dragged Naruto to his room
Ilulu blushed darkly at what Naruto said as she looked at herself "I don't have a big butt...do i?" she asked the others
"I think the word humans use for us is called Thick" Lucoa said with a giggle
"And perhaps find some duck tape." Kushina muttered as she covered Kanna's ears
(later)
"I'm home and I brought medicine!" Tohru yelled as she barged into the house
"Wow you were only gone 20 minutes" Elma said
"I've got berries, these should help him right up" Tohru said holding 4 berries in her hand
Tohru went into Naruto's room and gave him the berries before he returned to sleep
(3 hours later)
"TOHRUUUUUUUUU!" Naruto shouted
He now had cat ears on his head, long cat whiskers and a tail "WHAT IS THIS?!" he yelled
"W-well the berries were meant for beast folk, you are cute though" Tohru said with a nervous smile
"I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS!" Naruto shouted as the house shook with his shouts
Later we see Kanna playing with Naruto using a cat toy that Naruto interacted with like an actual cat
"So cute!" Lucoa said with a giggle at what she was seeing
Ilulu giggled and took out a Laser pointer and pointed it at the wall near Naruto
Naruto went after it batting at the red dot with his hand
"This isn't permanent is it?" Minato asked Elma sense he knew she was the one to ask
"No no give him a day and he will be back to calling Ilulu and Lucoa big booty bitches" she said with a laugh
"I did what?!" Naruto yelled snapping out of chasing the red dot
"Yeah apparently your dreams have been telling you something" Lucoa said with a mischievous look on her face
"That and you were so out of it you called Elma a unicorn." Kanna said
"I swear if any of you tell Jiraya about this… " Naruto said knowing this would be in his new book if he found out
"I don't know….what's in it for me?" Lucoa asked with a grin
"I'll take you out on a date" Naruto said to her
"I would've taken a kiss but I'm sold." Lucoa said with a smile
"After I'm back to normal though and no bars!" Naruto said quickly
"Aww." Lucoa said with a pout
"I'm hungry." Naruto said as his stomach growled
"I'm making fish" Tohru said giggling from the kitchen
"You're not funny" Naruto said with a pout as his dragon friends giggled at him
(The next day)
"Oh thank goodness" Naruto said as he looked into the mirror and saw he was back to normal
"Hey Naruto you done hacking up hairballs?" Jiraya asked as he entered with a massive smile
"Who told you?" Lucoa asked with a frown as she didn't want to give up her date
Kanna stood behind him with a large lollipop in her mouth
"You bribed her with candy" Elma said with a flat look
"Want one?" Jiraiya asked holding out one to Elma knowing she loved food
"You're forgiven" Elma said as she took the lollipop from jiraiya
"Hello you pervert" Naruto said with a chuckle
"So I just heard, saw… and got hit by your mother so that's good" Jiraiya said with a light chuckle still getting used to the fact Kushina and Minato were alive
"You're lucky she didn't use her new claws to neuter you" Naruto said with a wince
"Yes, these dragon punches are making me miss Tsunade's punches." Jiraiya said rubbing his face "Speaking of Tsunade your dad gave me the assignment to bring her back" he said
"So he's officially hokage again?" Naruto asked with a smile at the fact his dad was hokage again
"For now, he wants the future of kage to continue so he believes new blood is needed" Jiraiya said
"So why are you here, pervert?" Tohru asked as she brought out some omelet rice for everyone
"I wanted to bring Naruto with me." Jiraiya said to them
"Sure I could go for a mission" Naruto said with a grin
"Well go pack up we may be gone for a week at most" Jiraya said
"Awww what about our date?" Lucoa asked
"You were gonna take this girl out on a date?" Jiraiya said before Elma hit him on the head
"Not that kind old man." Naruto said "I'll take you out when I get back, in fact I'll take you all out ok?" Naruto said knowing he had to play defense with all these girls
"All?" Kanna asked curiously
"I wanna go to the beach!" lucoa yelled with a smile
"You just want to show yourself off in a bikini" Illulu said
"And you don't?" lucoa asked the short stack next to her
"Touche" Ilulu said with a smirk
Jiraiya giggled at this and took notes in his notebook
"OK you idiot let's go" Naruto said as he already had a backpack ready just In case
Tohru looked at Naruto worried
"I'll be fine Tohru you know me" Naruto said with a smile
To set her worries at ease Naruto gave her cheek a kiss
"Eeeeee!" Tohru squealed as she fell to the floor hearts in her eyes
"Well at least she's not worried anymore" Elma said with a chuckle
"Let's go look at swimsuits for the beach! illulu said with a smile
"Oooh Ah!" Jiraiya said poking his head in before Naruto pulled him by his ear
(later in town)
Tohru was doing some grocery shopping in town today since they were low on food
'It seems like we go through food so much more lately' Tohru thought with a smile as she picked up a pack of meat and put it in her basket
Two men wearing hats over their heads with red clouded cloaks, one having something covered in wrappings on his back walked past her as she left the store
The one with the object on his back bumped her shoulder making him stop
"You know, when one bumps another, an apology is required" The man said looking at Tohru
"Oh! sorry I was thinking about what I should make my master for dinner" Tohru said with a bow scene she knew Naruto would want her to be polite
"It's quite alright miss….who is your master if I may ask" the other man asked as he looked at her horns sticking out of her hair and the green tail wagging behind her
Tohru looked up with a smile "His name is Naruto Namika-" she was saying before she saw the second man's eyes
Is he in town?" The man with the object on his back asked
Tohru felt the man's killer intent and frowned "Why do you care?" she asked
"Oh Tohru there you are." Kushina said as she walked over "Found the fruits we need" she said
Y-you" the one with the bandaged object said fear in his voice
"Yes… do I know you two?" Kushina asked curiously
"No." the other man said
"Are you sure your voices sound familiar" Kushina said
"One of them has the sharingan" Tohru said with a slight glare
"So… you've grown Itachi" Kushina said her playful sounding tone turning serious
"And I thought you were dead" Itachi said
"Don't bother with the illusions your mother taught me how to fight them." Kushina said
"Surely you remember me" The other said tilting his hat up to show a fish like face
"Didn't I kick your ass for calling me tomato head….Kisame right?" Kushina asked
"The seven swordsmen still remembered that humiliating dance of blades you gave us" Kisame said
"Not my fault you couldn't keep up with my kitsune blade." Kushina said
"You owe me a rematch Kushina" Kisame said
"Oh please if you think I was a threat before...Kushina said as she unleashed her claws, wings and Tail "You haven't seen anything yet!" she yelled
A yellow flash got between them "Is there a issue here" Minato said glancing at the two groups
"The yellow flash!" Kisame said as he took a few steps back
"I know you are supposed to be dead how is this possible?" Itachi asked
"Little secret… now… what are you doing in my village, kinslayer" Minato asked
"He did in the Uchiha clan? I owe him a free meal" Tohru said with a smile
"Murdered everyone, including my best friend and the very woman who brought him into the world." Kushina said with a glare
"Wait….the kids too?" Tohru asked with her eyes obscured by her hair
"Well him and his little brother are the last of their clan kisame" said with a fanged grin
Tohru was instantly in front of kisame and swiped at him with her claws
kisame blocked with his bandaged sword but the force behind the attack sent him back a few feet
"Your next murderer!" Tohru roared at Itachi as she swung her tail at him
Itachi then became a murder of crows which flew away
"Coward, come back!" Tohru yelled wanting to end that child killer
"We need to find Naruto now they are after him they put Kakashi kurenai and asuma is the hospital" Minato said
"On it!" Tohru yelled as she spread her wings and took off
"Jeez that girl is more hot headed than you" Minato said to Kushina with a chuckle as he looked up at the sky
Before Kushina could respond she saw Elma walking down the road with a grocery bag of what looked like sweets "Elma!" she yelled as she ran over to the aqua dragon
"Lady Kushina, what's wrong?" Elma asked as she swallowed a bite of a cinnamon roll
"Naruto's in danger!" Kushina said
"Tohru is already in pursuit of him but we need you to-" Minato was saying before being interrupted by Elma dropping her bag of food and taking of into the sky after Tohru
"Wow these dragons really like Naruto" Minato said as he waved his hand to move the kicked up dust away from his face
"I know I'm gonna have so many grandkids to spoil!" Kushina said with a smile at the idea
(With Naruto)
Naruto was resting in his motel room him and jiraya had and got up hearing a knock on his door
"Ha! you get rejected or you blow your one shot?" Naruto asked as he approached the door with a smile
as he opened the door he saw kisame and Itachi on the other side
"Whatever you're selling I ain't buying" Naruto said
"Please come with us." Itachi said
"Fuck off" Naruto said
"The mouth on this one, can I cut off a leg?" Kisame asked with a smirk
"Try it fishstick" Naruto said as his eyes turned into the rinnegan
"T-that eye" Kisame said as he paused
"The rinnegan tell me how did you acquire that?" Itachi asked
"Wouldn't you like to know… family killer. Sorry no Uchiha around here for you to murder" Naruto said with a glare
"Itachi!" a voice yelled
"Except that one." Naruto said with a sigh
"Sas-" Itachi was saying before Naruto slugged him in the face with his dragon-fied hand
"Don't look away from an opponent!" He said with a grin
before kisame could react Naruto turned and slammed his tail into kisame sending him through a wall leading outside
"Stay out of this dope!" Sasuke yelled as he charged a chidori
"You're just gonna get your ass whooped!" Naruto said
"Out of my way orphan!" Sasuke yelled as he ran past Naruto
"fine go ahead I'll take fish face" Naruto said as he ran after Kisame
"You really think you can fight a swordsman of the mist without a sword?" Kisame asked grabbing his off his back
Suddenly Naruto and Kisame heard a roar and soon a torrent of water struck Kisame
"He won't need one with me here!" Elma yelled as she landed next to Naruto her trident in hand
"First the crazy strong maid now you what the hell are you crazy Brods?" Kisame growled as he took a battle stance
"Uh hello? Scaled claws and tails take a guess" Naruto said as he breathed a small flame
"Guess the brat doesn't have the same skills the mother has, she embarrassed me and all my fellow mist swordsmen with her kitsune blade." Kisame said
"Hey, for the record I do too know how to use a sword, I was trained by my mom's student" Naruto said pointed out
"Then where is it?" Kisame asked with a cocked eyebrow
"I don't have my own yet" Naruto said with a sweatdrop
"Pfft HA!" Kisame said laughing
"Enough of this you will surrender now or I will turn you into chum" Elma said with a glare at the fish man
"Better than you have tried… Unicorn" Kisame said seeing her horn
"I'm a dragon you idiot!" Elma yelled in a rage
"Dragon? pffft!" Kisame said as he started to laugh
Naruto took a deep breath his chest large from the intake of breath before he let out a wave of fire
Kisame used his sword Samehada as a shield
Elma jumped forward and stabbed Kisame's sword with her trident
the sword screeched on pain at this
"Samehada!" Kisame yelled before he jumped back
Naruto glanced back see Itachi standing "Knew your brother couldn't beat you" he said
"Don't make me kill you" Itachi said with a glare
"Please with someone of your vast skill you could've killed me easily, you're holding back" Naruto said with a smirl
"Yes you two obviously want Kurama from him so you can't kill him" Elma said with a glare
"No he's holding back for more than that aren't you?" Naruto said keeping the smirk on his face
Itachi glared at Naruto at this and looked at "Kisame we are leaving" he said
"Careful using that eye, you may go blind" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Why are we leaving? We barely started!" Kisame yelled not happy that they're leaving so soon
They then heard a roar in the sky and when they looked up they saw Tohru in her dragon form
"D-dragon? Itachi stuttered In surprise
"Yeah and she may want to chew you up, crow boy, especially considering all those Uchiha children you murdered without a second thought" Naruto said
"That's that crazy maid?!" Kisame yelled in surprise
"Yup I'm the new dragon sage so you should leave before it's feeding time" Naruto said with a glare
"Pain isn't going to like this" Kisame said before they turned around only to run into Jiraiya
"Going somewhere Akatsuki?" he said
Itachi glared at Jiraiya and his sharingan changed
Jiraiya jumped back as a blast of black fire appeared which he dodged
"Amaterasu." Elma said in shock as Tohru Landed in her human form
"This fire dangerous?" Naruto asked as the area went up In flames
"It can't be put out by normal means and it will burn for days so we need to stay and try to stop it Elma said looking back at Naruto
Tohru took a deep breath before literally sucking the flames in "Against fire dragons it's like eating hot peppers" she said
Naruto chuckled at this and patted Tohru on the head "You may have to teach me how to do that… without my insides burning" he said wanting to keep his stomach functioning
"Looks like they used this as a cover to escape" Jiraiya said seeing a that Itachi and kisame were gone
"Sasuke is back in the hotel" Naruto said simply knowing they should check on him
Jiraiya nodded at this and jumped back into the hotel threw the hole Naruto made from his attack on kisame
"If Itachi hated his clan so much, why spare his brother?" Elma asked curiously wanting to know why someone who murdered his clan would spare one
"There's more to Itachi than meets the eye, when he used that amaterasu he quit holding back" Naruto said as he could feel Itachi's strength
"So you were right he was holding back" Elma said to him
"Yes and albeit faintly when I made jabs at him for him murdering his family, I felt the slightest feelings of pain and sorrow" Naruto said
"Really? that guy seemed cold to me" Tohru said with a curious look
"There's more to this entire thing than what we know." Naruto said having a feeling something was going on that they didn't know
Jiraiya jumped down with a unconscious Sasuke in his arms "I'm gonna need one of you two take him back to konoha and to the hospital" he said to Tohru and Elma
"Forget it I'm not a beast of burden for that scum" Tohru said with a scowl
"Tohru please I need you to do this for me" Naruto said to her
"... Fine….but I want a dinner date after the beach! " Tohru said with a stomp of her foot
Naruto kissed her forehead "Done." he said with a smile
"Ahhhh~" Tohru squealed as she gained hearts in her eyes
"Let's go you loon" Elma said with a shake of her head as she slightly pouted at the fact Tohru had Naruto's attention
Naruto kissed her cheek making her stop and gain a massive blush "Happy now?" he asked with a smile
Elma smiled at this and nodded as her and Tohru picked up Sasuke her holding the arms and Tohru the legs "Come back safe ok?" she said
"You know it ." Naruto said with a grin as he gave a thumbs up to the two dragon girls
they both smiled and took off into the air with Sasuke
"You're gonna end up getting so much dragon tail if you keep being a sweet talker" Jiraiya said to Naruto
"Eh it'd make 'em happy if I ate their dragon tail meat." Naruto said cluelessly
"I've been meaning to ask, have you been working on your rasengan any more?" Jiraiya asked as he rolled his eyes at how clueless Naruto was
"Not really why?" Naruto asked curiously
"Well your dad was wanting to try and add a element to it to complete it and since you can breath the elements you may have a easier time doing it" Jiraiya said to him
"…..you taught me an incomplete technique?" Naruto asked flatly
"Well technically your dad tried to complete it but..." Jiraiya said trailing off trying not to put in the part of him dying
"Ah OK you were hoping I would complete it" Naruto said with a nod of understanding
"Hey! who trashed my motel!" a male voice yelled
"That's your problem" Naruto said as he ran
"Hey! Wait for me, we have to go find Tsunade!" Jiraiya yelled as he ran after him
"Oh yea the one girl you actually love right? at least that's what my mom told me"" Naruto said with a smirk
"Well that and she's your godmother" Jiraiya said to him
"Oh good I'm gonna kick her ass!" Naruto said as he slammed his palm into his fist
"Hey cut her some slack she's been through some shit" Jiraiya said as Tsunade had a rough past
"Well let's hear it while we run" Naruto said to him
Jiraiya nodded as they both ran to avoid explaining who trashed the hotel