"I can get you a glass of water."
Olivia frowned and spit the red liquid in her glass. Fitz blushed, totally embarrassed. This was their first real date, and Olivia's first time drinking wine.
"Fermented grapes are very bitter."
"Would you like a glass of water."
"Water? You drink rain on this planet?"
"Yeah, we can't survive without water."
"It is a scarce resource on my planet."
"I want to know more about where you come from."
"You are seeking more information about the Andromeda galaxy?"
"Yes Olivia."
"Okay, I don't know where to start. Humans have never travelled to a distant star system. Your leaders sent the satellite Voyager into space with primative technology, and it is now entering interstellar space. Your species cannot travel faster than the speed of light, and you do not have the intelligence to build a warp drive. I really don't know how to converse with you about the universe."
"What are your hobbies?"
"What is a hobby?"
"It's something you like to do when you have extra time in the day."
"Okay. I like having sex with the supreme leader on my planet. Is that a hobby?"
"No."
"We can't procreate. He likes me to sit on his face. It's a great way to cheer myself up after a long day working at the palace. The dickheads always have hard dicks after work."
"You can't have sex with anymore dickheads."
"Is that a rule of marriage?"
"Yes."
"Can I sit on your dick after work?"
"Yes."
"Great, I'm looking forward to many more orgasms."
"So am I."
"Fitz Grant. Can we leave this restaurant?"
"Yes."
"Thank you. I would like to go home with you and have sex."
"We can do that."
""You are a very nice husband Fitz Grant."