Violet and Isadora buy a cottage and learn all the different ways you can love someone.

This whole thing should have never happened. Writing a fic was a mistake. While I take a pause to get my life relatively in order, have a mini-fic intermission to the series

In which Jerome Squalor learns about his engagement to a woman he has spent one evening with.

All the Wrong Questions Fan-Fiction. One-shot. Moxie has information that Ellington wants but has no intentions of giving up without a fight. MoxiexEllington and MoxiexLemony.

The sequel to "Here" Do you ever have something you can't stop staring at because you hate it so much? That's essentially what happened to me, except I wrote 80,000 words about it, only to realize that I STILL WASN'T DONE. And so here we are, a few dozen chapters later, with a story still to tell. So enjoy the aftermath of my literary equivalent of hate-scrolling, Heathens.

Count Olaf is the bad guy, or so everyone thinks. Who's the real villain behind the scenes? AU For the Writer's Anonymous Character Development Writing Challenge.

Unable to stop the wedding from taking place, Violet is named Count Olaf's wife. She swears to both her siblings that she will find out the reason they were put into this misfortune, and in the mean time, promises Olaf she'll spruce up the house full of eyes, while learning all of the duties a Countess must learn. Violet has more than her plate full, but must save her siblings.

Violet and her mother get into an argument, on the day her parents die. Her thoughts on what she should have done.

What if Count Olaf had a reason behind the reason? Rated T for a reason.

An hour passed and her steely eyes became soft. "Why do you hate me?" She pouted, "Why have you always hated me?" "No tears." Olaf titled the second or third bottle in her direction. "This is supposed to stop those." She looked down at the blood-red liquid in her glass. "Is that why you drink it so much?" A Violaf AU.

An unstoppable force meets an immovable object-his jealousy and her stubbornness respectively. I just. I hate this ship so much but at the same time, I'm fascinated by it. And so I've written a book to get it off my chest. It's driven entirely by psychotic hate, and yet I KEEP COMING BACK TO IT. Enjoy, Heathens.

Here, here; The riches are too grotesque; The nobles too insane; The poor too unfortunate; The living too damned; The dead too unrespected; The time too fast; The rules too tight; The crimes too numerous; The words too tedious; And a girl...who isn't afraid of the world.

This, of course, is only a fragment of the plot.

Their names were JS and JS.

Just some family fluff with The Baudelaire's while they lived with Uncle Monty! :)

Please find enclosed herein the misfiled fourteenth (14) report from the previously numbered thirteen (13) reports filed under "Suspicious Incidents" in our archives.

Food has an uncanny habit of lodging itself in one's memories. The aroma, the taste, even the appearance can manage to stay with someone for a lifetime. So when one comes into contact with a certain food, even many years later, that food can bring about memories, both pleasant and unpleasant. (Short stories centered around the different types of foods in the series)

Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargained for! See the VIDEO at: /watch?v twfgfbzZ-8

What happens when your favorite characters drink energy drinks? Read and find out.

I have been tasked with writing down what transpires when a young lady by the name of Carmelita Spats plays Candy Crush Saga. You, however, have no such obligation, so if such a story causes you too much nausea, headaches, and/or uncontrollable yodeling, I urge you to read something happier. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.

"What happened to Phil?" he asked, alarmed. "We need to talk," she responded. On her face she wore a deeply concerned expression that immediately troubled him. He said nothing, but gave a solemn nod in agreement. He was missing something here, and by the looks of things, it was rather big. Set during the Netflix version of "The Miserable Mill".

Film the history of VFD in an aboveground basement studio, co-starring Count Olaf & the Quagmires - what could go wrong? Violet thinks the Weather Machine is the key, if only she could figure out how it works, while Klaus wants to use the film to trap Olaf. Meanwhile, are they really safe under the Vaporous Flame Dampeners? Can they keep control of their own narrative?

Dear Reader, If you wish to never read one more word of the rude, violent, and filthy little girl Carmelita Spats then I suggest you do not read this story. With all Due Respect, Lemony Snicket.

Fire destroys.

Poem: As life dragged on, not even reading could give Klaus joy.