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She was his soulmate, his purpose, and he was her downfall. Lemony and Beatrice oneshot.

The schism that divides V.F.D. rages on, and the Baudelaires find themselves thrown into more trouble than ever before. Now apprenticed to V.F.D., Violet and Klaus do their part to try and turn the tables in the Volunteers' favour while continuing the quest for their lost mother. A tale of love, adventure, mystery and three rather familiar triplets. AU.

A parody of The Bad Beginning written by my nine year old brother.

Find out what really happens to my siblings and myself. For I, Violet Baudelaire will tell you everything.

So this is my version of Lemony Snickets great book series! Set in 2013 each event for Violet is a modern day problem that any teenager might have. For every book he wrote, I'll write a chapter, plus the Prologue. Hopefully it will be a relatable story. Rated T for future chapters. Review would be awesome :)

The Baudelaire's weren't the only ones orphaned by the wretch known as Count Olaf. There was also an Unfortunate Little Girl, who stayed with them on their journey, and who found a light in the darkness that was her life, a light whom many of you may know as Violet Baudelaire. Violet/OC (OFC), femslash. One shot.

Violet and Klaus Baudelaire find themselves alone in the Hinterlands, with their family scattered across the country and a mysterious organisation called V.F.D. searching for them. With everything else falling apart, can the Baudelaires find their place in this new society and bring their family back together? AU.

Violet Baudelaire has lived in many houses and such few homes in comparison. After last book, one-short

In which the Baudelaires encounter an evil pair of guardians, a set of glass slippers, a deadly fire, a pinstripe wardrobe, and a masquerade ball. ASOUE takes on a Cinderella twist!

Klaus goes to hospital for a minor operation. It may sound simple, but it involves a whole lot of question-asking and confusion for the six-year-old Baudelaire. Please read and review! :)

Klaus sighed. "Come on, Isadora. Take in the moment around you and feel it. I mean really feel it." Just a one-shot about two normal kids with not-so-normal problems sitting on a roof.

Mr Poe never told the Baudelaire children of the terrible fire on the beach. Mrs Beatrice Baudelaire did. AU.

It is my woeful occupation to carry on my associate, Lemony Snicket's life work. I am sorry to say that the orphans lives don't get much better without Count Olaf, a dark cave, a dark rock a mysterious set of tunnels and cold soup on the floor is just some of the woes that the Quagmires and Baudelaires now have to deal with. I advise you not to read this but if you do - enjoy!

Violets point of view, she is telling the story of how her brother and her fell in love. Don't read if you don't like plus major character death. Please read and review.

This is an interpretation of what happened on the ledge between Violet and Quigley during the Slippery Slope.

Olaf punishes Klaus Boy on boy sex, don't like don't read.

There were many times Klaus has found his sister beautiful, and just as many times Violet has found her siblings worth protecting, Oneshot, olafXViolet one sided KlausXviolet

The story of the too-tall too-thin man and that teenage bride of his. Oneshot olafXviolet

This poem is inspired by the youngest Baudelaire. It tends to be forgotten how Sunny is still a baby and needs protection.

The story ended, but the lives of the Baudelaire orphans did not. This is the untold story of what happened to them after the left the island. Somewhat AU. And you'll never guess some of the plot twists. Worth your time.

The Baudelaire orphans have been adopted by a loving couple and finally start feeling at home. However, as they forget all their worries and troubles, they don't realize that Count Olaf is lurking in the dark, waiting for revenge and a fortune he could kill for... and already has.

At twenty five, Violet Baudelaire has courted misfortune all her life, and has secluded herself inside an old, drafty mansion, away from the rest of humanity. But what happens when a lost sailor washes ashore on Violet's island and looks to her for help?

"Hello, goodbye, 'twas nice to know you." Lemony Snicket is haunted by the memory of Beatrice.

Dark clouds are brewing in the Quiglet and Kladora relationships on the sunny beaches of Fiji. -Kladora with some Quiglet.-