My first attempt at a humor fic. This is my version of Book 12, in a way you probably haven't seen before...

These songs are to the tune of different songs with my lyrics. Please R&R, and check out my stories, they're tragic but good.

This dreadful story is completed, unlike the title. A Lemony and Beatrice story.

When Quigley is carried away from the Baudelaires down the Stricken Strem, all feel badly, but Violet feels worse. But is there hope yet? : oneshot

Like all orphans, the two kidnapped brats were so stupid that they didn't even look scared as Mrs. K carried them away."- Vice Principal Nero (Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography) Read and Review.

Violet has an assignment, a dance. Duncan is watching her every move... VioletDuncan of course!

If you love Carmy comedies, read this! PG for brief crack and highness references, and some disturbing rude humor.

Quigley finds his sweater. one-shot

POTC meets ASOUE. What will happen next?

It's the way you say it that really changes things. VK.

Flacutono is worried. 100 words. Flacuna.

We all know what happened to Jacques in the village. VV spoilers. R&R.

Some thing's we didn't see while the Bauldelaire's where staying at Count Olaf's. Warning: Slash, rape and some abuse! You've been warned R&R! Don't like, don't click on the link. Important AN!

This is my first fanfic. What I did was take the two most unlikely catagories and made them a crossover.

The Baudelaires adventures in the 12th book with Kit Snicket. Has nothing to do with The Penultimate Peril. CHAPTER 9 UP!

It's just like the book which never stops giving! Although I must warn you that it includes aeronautics, a clarinet, a new code and some arch-shapes hallways....oh, and trust me, it's not a silly Hotel Denouement fic-the children need to do something else

DuncanViolet. Set in The Austere Academy. What if it was Violet and Duncan running S.O.R.E.'s? And what will Nero do to Violet after she fails her work? No language, some violence in later chapters

You may think that you are in for a pleasant surprise when you read this story, but you'd be terribly wrong. This fanfic includes many rotten things, including a silver mirror, a broken chair, and a desperate author seeking the help of the general public.

Violet watching Klaus in their library. Implied VK

I lie in a tattered hammock, in a world of smoke. And think.

Volume the 2nd in the K. Baudelaire Chronicles. Sunny is kidnapped, and it's up to Klaus and Co. to find her. Will Sunny ever be rescued? Is V.F.D. gone forever? And why is this mysterious woman so determined to get revenge on Klaus? Read and find out!

Crappy title, i know but I will change it soon.:-)Olaf has something of Violet's and she wants in back. She agrees to help VFD but it the process is getting her stolen item from Olaf.

One-shot. Semi-songfic. After getting bored with my other story, I made this one, it's about Violet's daughter writing home from camp. R&R! May write sequel, if I get enough reviews.

Count Olaf had gotten away, but his problems weren't over. He could still remember her,she haunted him in his dreams... Based on the movie covb

The rating and genre may change depending on where this goes. Charater death and woe inside.