"WAKE TE FUCK UP YA FUCKTURTLE" Were the words Harry Nutsack-Pubic-Hair-Styles woke up to,

Harry checked his watch. It was 6. Damn.

But Jesus kept knocking on the damn door. Harry got up from his bed in the closet. Harry shouted back "If you keep knocking, I'll skullfuck your mother with your dick"

The knocking stopped. Harry opened his closet door. He looked at the ugly man with a large nose, ugly moustache and large afro that was his uncle. Harry passed Jesus and went to the kitchen.

Life at Pivet Drive was shit. In a typical day, Harry would have to make breakfast for Jesus, watch One Direction music videos with Jesus, be a sex slave for Jesus, clean the toilets and read fucked up porn books ( like the one where a man chops a woman in half and gives her top half a blowjob). All in all, life sucked ass.

Today will be the same thing. Harry walked to the stove and threw bacon on it. He set the temperature to 99 degrees and cooked it.

"Hurry up the damn bacon or I'll force you to watch Harry Styles strip naked" Jesus shouted. Harry hurried the bacon.

The bacon was done. Harry gave it to Jesus. "Close yer eyes Harry, I'm givin ye a treat" Jesus said. Harry closed his eyes. A few seconds later, Harry felt a long item go in his mouth. Tastes like bacon.

Harry opened his eyes and almost threw up. He was sucking his uncles dick, wrapped in bacon. Harry pulled his head back as fast as he could, but wasn't quick enough. Jesus grabbed Harrys head and stuck his mouth in his dick.

"Not so fast are ye" Jesus said to Harry.

The more Harry resisted, the more pressure Jesus put on Harrys neck, making Harry twitch in pain. Finally, harry gave up and fell asleep sucking his uncles small hairy cock.

Harry woke up in a bright room. The room was full of pictures of Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson having sex. Harry tries to vomit, but there's nothing in his stomach.

And something in his mouth.

He tries to swallow but cant. It's like there's a ball in his mouth with straps. Harry looked at a red ball in the mouth. Not good. He tried to get up, but he was chained to the couch. He tried to struggle against the chains, but finally gave up.

Then a snake appeared. Harry tried to scream, but the ball was still stuck in his mouth.

The snake withered its way closer. Nowhere to escape from the coming doom. Harry backed away from the snake as far as he can while the snake went up the couch. Harry felt a slimy skin slime through his balls and behind him.

And then he felt himself get unchained. He brought his hands up and looked at them. No metal on them. And it was thanks to the snake. Next Harry felt the tightness around his mouth loosen and the red ball fall off. "Thanks dicktails" was all Harry could say. The snake then quietly laughed to itself.

"What's so funny" asked Harry. The snake slithered up Harry's leg. Harry jumped in return, but didn't shake off the snake. The snake crawled its way to Harry's ass and squeezed through and into Harrys anus. Harry felt pain cloud his ass. The pain lingered long enough for Harry to fall unconscious.

Harry woke up in a bed. With a dead dog. And his uncle.

And Harry felt aroused at the dog.