Ive been reading this awesome story " Mating Madness" written by Strumfita 55 ( I'm shamelessly addicted to it!)

Which got me wondering, what would happen if the ladies felt the * Urges* instead of the guys...

and being the provert ( pro at being a pervert...and no I don't want cured xd!) that I am decided to mix it up.

Characters may seem ooc...it intentional * Evil Smirk * Levy gets to explain what happened 0 ==0!

Warning... contains Lemons/ smut... may be forced...still undecided...

If you no like sex...swearing or guy's getting jumped on by horny chicks...TURN BACK NOW!

Yes...I redone this chapter for a couple of reasons...1: my computer hates me and my stuff ends up screwed up AFTER I post it...very irritating if your me... 2: Not enough Natsu pleasure happening...yep he deserves it!

Ok mini-rant concluded... Please enjoy the story! I own nothing except my dirty imagination... ( sobs)


Lucy sat at the bar chatting with Mirajane about the job that Gray and Natsu had taken. " Maybe you should have went with them Lucy...you know damage control. " Mirajane says cheekily watching the horrified expression on her guildmate's face. Lucy holds up both arms making an x with them. " No way... we always have to pay for it out of our reward money." Lucy grumbles before taking a drink.

I really am bored...its so quiet without the boy's starting a brawl every ten seconds….even Erza has taken off on a week long spa retreat with Cana. Lucy grumbles as she picks up her purse before sliding off the bar stool. Maybe a job will cure this funk I'm in...if not...maybe sometime at the hot springs, I really could use some me time. Lucy pauses to let two drunken wizards stagger towards a nearby table. How about that room makeover job…. Sounds fun but... I wonder….how much does it pay. Lucy muses catching sight of Levy studying the request board intently.

" Levy...want to come over tonight? I need your help with a scene in my book!" Lucy begs forgetting all about getting a job. Levy snatches a job down. " Sorry Lu...I can't..." Levy mumbles shoving the request in her pocket. Noticing for the first time the dark smudges under her brown eyes and how she seemed to be avoiding eye contact. " Levy if something is wrong...you know you can talk to me right?" Lucy says lowering her voice and placing her hand on Levy's shoulder. " Sorry ...I can't drag you into my mess." Levy mumbles as a haunted look crosses her face. Biting her lip, she pushes past Lucy.

Feeling slightly hurt, Lucy wanders back to her seat. " This reminds me of the time Loke quit the guild….something is wrong.. Lucy finished off her drink. I have to do something, she is not getting off the hook that easily. Lucy slammed her glass down on the bar. Even if I have to tie her to a post...I will get answers. Lucy hopped off the bar stool and stomped towards Levy. No matter what it takes. Even if I have to beat some sense into her….I will….

"-You should take someone with you." Mira's irate tone jarring Lucy from her mental rant. " Mira...please I can handle this on my own." Levy insists folding her arms. " I will go and you…. can't stop me. " Lucy stumbles to a halt shocked by the beligerence in her friends normally soft voice. Lucy frowns noting the battle ready stance that Levy shifts into. I've never seen Levy be so….so assertive before….it's actually kind of funny…..she sounds more like Natsu does, after someone makes him mad….

Everything faded away as a the world takes on a dream-like feel. Natsu grinning as he unbuckles his belt. Her mouth goes dry as they sag revealing a tantilizing glimpse of pale skin covered by a fine dusting of hair. Her fingers itching to follow that trail down to his-. " Hey Lucy are you...ok?" Levy voice breaking through the haze clouding her mind. The full impact of what she just saw hits Lucy like a tidal wave. " Wha...where did that come from." Lucy groans burying her burning face in her hands. It felt so real…..Am I losing my effing mind?

Ummm...Lucy...are you running a fever?" Mira asks noticing how red Lucy's ears are turning. " I'm ok...just a little warm in here today...that's all." Lucy's muffled voice comes out a couple of octaves higher than usual. Play it cool….don't act like you were having really perverted thoughts about Natsu. Lucy drops her hands taking a deep breath. " It feels quite nice in here to me." Mira remarks blandly as she pulls out several cups and setting them on the bar. " Sis is right, you do look a bit flushed….better go home and get some rest Lucy." Lisanna says cheerfully as she walks past with a tray loaded down with food.

You just think that your getting Natsu all to yourself...over my dead body Hag Instantly Lucy feels ashamed of her own hateful thoughts. What the hell is wrong with me? Lucy takes a deep breath, forcing a smile despite the throbbing pressure that begins building inside her head. Lucy clutches her head as Levy's voice fades away. His hands left a trail of fire as they slide down her hips, his hot breath warming her lips as her hand brushes his inner thigh. "Lucy." He gasps as she slowly inches down his body leaving a trail of kisses behind her. " Your killing me Luce." He gasps as her lips brush his nipple.B..but..d. 't..s.s-" He breaks off with a hiss as she lightly scrapes her nails across his chest.
" Lucy..."

Lucy...Luuucy...LUCY!" Mira's voice shattering the waking dream like nails on chalkboard. "What...er...yes...what she said..." Lucy splutters wiping her shaking hands on her skirt. I need to stop reading those naughty little books I..erm...borrowed from Gray's personal stash. Before I turn into some sort of a sex-crazed monster… just one more chapter...then I swear I will. I'll take Lucy with me...saftey in numbers I suppose." Levy breaking up Lucy's internal babble-fest. " So now you want me to go...what's the deal with that." Lucy huffs feeling beyond humiliated as both girls look at her with identical knowing expressions.

"It's not what you think." Lucy wails indignantly as both of her friends dissolve into helpless giggles. " Lucy you were moaning loud enough to wake the dead just then." Mira chokes out before busting into a fresh wave of giggles. " Poor Natsu…." Levy gasps wiping her eyes. " It had nothing to do with Natsu nor was there any moaning. !" Lucy insists glaring at both of them. Both of then are leaning on each other laughing. Lucy's face felt like it was on fire as a few cat-calls erupted. " Oh… that was priceless." Mira grins as she winks at Lucy. Aaggg...they both need a hobby...well Mira does anyway.

"Lucy ….you better come with me….no buts allowed." Levy orders grabbing Lucy's wrist, dragging her towards the door. " Both of you be careful...I let the master know what is happening. " Mira yells. " This is bad, Lucy is already hitting stage two...its not supposed to happen so fast...the bond between her and Natsu must be extremely strong already… I have to hurry… Levy scowls as she drags a protesting Lucy behind her. I'm glad Freed is putting together a back-up plan...if this fails. Levy spots Freed giving him a thumbs up as they past by. One of the most embarrassing conversations ever. Jet and Drop step in front of her forcing her to stop. " I said I would come with you like twenty times now….your crushing my wrist." Lucy snarls waving her keys threateningly.

" At least let us come with you...it could be dangerous.. Jet pleads as he backs away as Lucy turns her basilisk stare on him. " Look I know your worried but its just a simple library job...the worst that can happen is a papercut." Levy snaps impatiently stepping around them dragging Lucy. " But..." Droy protest dies as Levy turns around. " My decision is final...Not Another Word. Levy hisses threateningly. Jet and Droy back away as Lucy holds up Loke's key with a devilish grin. Levy spins back around almost colliding with Juvia.

" May I join your group too Levy?" Juvia asks twisting her fingers together nervously. At least we don't have to track her down. " Sure...meet us at Lucy's house in twenty minutes? " Levy smiles until she notices that Juvia's eyes lose focus abruptly. Without thinking about it Levy punches her in the shoulder as hard as she can. Not Juvia too….Gray is going to either develop a complex or kill me… Levy mentally groans as Juvia blinks a couple of times looking dazed. "Thank you." Juvia says smiling absently as she walks out the door. Poor girl….but knowing her she won't be the least bit upset… " Earth to Levy! Why my house? " Lucy grumbles as she tugs on her skirt.

Levy skins prickles, she can feel the pair eyes watching her intently from the second floor. So he finally shows up… Forcing herself not to look up she continues to drag an outraged Lucy behind her. He smells faintly of iron...but richer...darker..like that expensive chocolate...and I want a taste…. And I will have it...soon…..

Gajeel watched as Levy tilted her head slightly, from that angle his see her delicate nostrils flare just ever so slightly. It sends a fission of alarm through him. Did she just…..but how? Gajeel's frown deepens as she drags Lucy out the door. Its all three of them...their scent is a little off...well bunny still reeks pretty strongly of Natsu…. Gajeel straightens up as he walks towards the stairs. I'd better tag along...wouldn't want salamander's panties getting in a bunch if something happens to his bed warmer.

Snickering at the thought of Natsu wearing women's underwear, he reaches the bottom of the stairs. Just keep telling yourself that….its the bookworm you are interested it...maybe as your own personal bed warmer? The inner voice taunts. " Shut up….the idiots have a point they need protecting. " Gajeel mutters crossly refusing to pursue that line of thinking. Drop the noble act….. you can't deny that you like her new smell….I mean Hot Damn...you would have to be dead not to! The inner voice growls approvingly. Gajeel smothers the inner voice ruthlessly. This is going to be interesting….its been awhile since I had a real challenge. Gajeel grins causing several members to back away. Spotting Lily , he makes his way over to the table...


Which guy should get caught first hmmm... Gray... Natsu...Jellal...or Gajeel ?
As soon as everyone weighs in...well this is going to get interesting hehehehehe...

P.S... I can't BELIEVE I put naked in the warning instead of horny... ( Needs therapy...)