100 rules for Robin (past and current)
A/N: For the sake of the story, Jason, Dick, Tim, and Damian are from BEFORE Bruce's death, Jason is not a antihero, and since I have not ready any comics yet with Steph, she does not exist. So, Dick made Bruce make 42 rules, Jason 51, and Tim 7. Damian has just been introduced to the Rules, and Bruce has made Jason, Dick, and Tim go over the rules with Damian, but since none of them have read the other's rules, They'll do that first. Result:
Dick's rules
1: You are not allowed to patrol alone unless I say so.
"Wait, you caused Bruce making that rule?"
"Um, yeah, Jason."
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THAT!"
2: You are not allowed to paint all of my Batarangs pink.
3: You are not allowed to paint the Batmobile the Boy Scout's colors and say it's the Supermobile. In fact, stay away from paint in general in the Cave.
"What did he do to you for that?"
"I had to clean them off and none of Alfred's cookies or patrol for a week."
4: NEVER sing Call Me Maybe before fighting and say that's it's the new official Batman theme song. First, you're terrible at singing, Second, I don't WANT a theme song and Third, Call Me Maybe is too…. Not Batman.
"Dick! CALL ME MAYBE?!"
"Next rule, Next rule, Next rule."
5: DO NOT WATCH THE LEGO MOVIE! It portrays me HORRIBLY!
"Ok, I am SO watching that movie. The instant we're done with the brat."
"If Bruce likes it so little, there might be a reason. But fine."
6: NEVER IN YOUR LIFE ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET SHOT CUT OR HURT IN ANY WAY!
"….."
"Way, overprotective."
7: You should not(heh,heh,heh) be nice to the Boy Scout.
8: Don't change the rules so they say the opposite of what I mean. From now on, you aren't even allowed to TOUCH this book without MY permission.
"What did you do when he finished writing that one?"
"I touched it of course!"
9: Never tell the League that I tried to kill you, and me that the League tried to kill you and make each other mad enough to actually kill the other!
"You did WHAT?"
"It was April Fool's Day. They never looked at a calendar. Once the fight was over, I told them."
"No patrol for a month."
"Yup."
10: You should never get hit by laughing gas on purpose. Or fear gas. Or any other gas.
"He didn't have to punish me. I had nightmares for the rest of the year."
11: You should ALWAYS ask my permission before you do something brash, reckless, or unlikely to work.
"That is just WAY too protective of you, Bruce, way too protective."
"I know, right?"
12: Never say you want to be the Boy scout's sidekick!
"What would you have been, Superbird?"
"Hey! I take offense to that!"
"I think you were supposed to."
13: Never pretend to get hurt. EVER. I don't care about the circumstances, never say you're hurt unless you're REALLY hurt.
"That's why he said I broke a rule when I pretended to be dead on Halloween."
"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."
14: Always be MY sidekick, not the cursed Boy Scout's!
"OK, is that over possessiveness or what?"
15: NEVER ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET UNDER THE CONTROL OF SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME!
"First time against Poison Ivy."
"Wait a minute, HE can get us under hypnosis or mind control, but no one else can?"
"Apparently so, Jason. Apparently so."
And CUT. I will do 14 rules next chapter and 13 after that. Reviewing makes me happy.