"Not the best wake up"

Harry woke up to the cries of a pale looking Neville.

"Right dear, what's the matter?" questioned Prof. McGonagall. "Pull out your tongue." As Neville did so, a great orange boil type thing was on the tip of Neville's tongue, oozing a purple gunge. Not the best thing for Harry to wake up to really.

Despite all the fuss around him, Harry decided to get dressed as quickly as possible and set off for his new early morning Quidditch practice.

He was half way down the grand staircase when he heard-

"Harry!"

"What?". It was Hermione. (TUT)

"All sporting events and curricular activities have been discontinued." Informed Hermione, looking at the disbelief in Harry's face.

"HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIPS IF WE CAN'T PRACTICE?" Raged Harry.

"I don't know Harry, and oh yeah you and Ron are being moved to a different dormitory, due to Neville's Jistler Boil.

(A/N: WOW, I'm only 30 seconds into the story and quite a lot has happened. Tell me if you think I'm moving to fast in a review please!) Anyhooooooo.......

Harry and Hermione walked back to the Gryffindor common room to find it- sealed off? Fred and George popped round the corner to their aid.

"According to McGonagall, it's a 'Jistler infected scene'." Said George.

"A what?" asked Harry.

"A place where a person with a Jistler boil has been practically." Replied Fred.

"So what's this Jistler boil then?"

"A-''

"-Jistler boil is a large spot on the consuming points of the body.'' Interrupted Hermione. "Passed through Yen rats. Rats, however bigger and the strength of an adder, and the poison of it too!!"

"But how did he get a Gihistler boil or whatever if he's been in school for the last 6 months and he has no access to one?" Wondered Harry, fearing the worst.

"Use your initiative"

Fred and George just laughed it off and found it exciting at the fact they might go home early if this Yen rat couldn't be found. "Who wouldn't?" they said. They didn't think of how Harry thought of their little fantasy. But their idea of a dream is Harry's idea of a complete NIGHTMARE!

THE DURSELYS!!!!!!!

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