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"NINA!"
Crash ( A/N: The urge was too great I needed sound effects XP )
The next thing that was heard was giggling and feet scurrying as a frustrated sigh was let out.
It had been 4 years since the birth of Nina and one and a half years since the birth of Nina's little sister Kiyohime. After an hour of arguing Natsuki had given in and let Shizuru name their second daughter.
Kiyohime was an angel she barely made a noise and was the most adorable child one could ever see. She looked similar to Shizuru.
Nina looked similar to Natsuki she had the Navy blue hair and wore it down, but not her eyes. Nina's eyes looked like a lighter version of Shizuru's eyes.. Nina had the personality of both Shizuru and Natsuki. The child was polite and lady like in public but like to do not environmentally friendly things when left alone. The only person she would listen to was Shizuru. Which meant Natsuki was the parent that Nina would trouble the most. Nina was a brilliant little girl but mostly used her talents to pull pranks or create something destructive rather than use it to help anyone.
Natsuki blames her behavior on all the Green Tea flavored baby food Shizuru fed her as a baby. (A/N: I don't think this stuff really exists but it sounds fun so I put it in the story)
For example, now Nina had just broken the television by tipping it over. Now Natsuki was left to clean up the mess.
'That child is going to be the death of me someday' Thought a frustrated Natsuki as she went to go find a broom to sweep up all the glass shards.
As Natsuki was sweeping up Shizuru had just came home carrying a giggling Kiyohime.
Nina had ran up to Shizuru and grabbed onto her leg.
"Mama look what Papa did!" exclaimed Nina.
Nina had never gotten out of the habit of calling Natsuki Papa.
"Ara.. How did Natsuki break the T.V. ?"
"I didn't do it your child did it!" exclaimed Natsuki
" No. Papa did it. Papa even gave me this and told me to say I did it." said Nina as she took a fifty dollar bill out of her pocket and waved it around.
"HOW DID YOU GET THAT!" yelled Natsuki 'I knew letting Nao baby sit my kids was a bad idea she's even teaching them how to pick pocket!'
"Did Natsuki bribe our four year old child?" Said Shizuru with a stern look on her face.
"NO! She must have stolen that from my wallet! I told you letting Nao baby sit was a terrible idea!"
"Is Natsuki suggesting that our child is a theif?" said Shizuru not loosing the stern voice
"Yes!"
"No mayonnaise for Natsuki tonight."
"WHAT!? BUT WHY!?"
"Because you suggested that our daughter was a thief and I have something planned for tonight and I don't need you stuffed full of mayonnaise." said Shizuru with a suggestive grin on her face.
"ICKY!" shouted Kiyohime and Nina as Kiyohime covered her eyes and Nina covered her ears.
"Shizuru!" Yelled a blushing Natsuki
"I was only talking about our date tonight we can't go dancing if your to full to even move… Ara What was Natsuki thinking about?."
"Nothing.." said Natsuki still blushing.
"Natsuki please clean up this mess while I feed Kiyohime and Nina please give Papa back her money."
"Sure. Why not? Its not like I have anything else better to do." grumbled Natsuki
"Okay Mama! But can I go out to play!" exclaimed a happy Nina as she gave back Natsuki her money.
"Sure Sweetie just make sure to be back before it gets dark."
"Okay!" and with that Nina hugs her parent and skipps out of the house, to the next door neighbors house where Haruka, Yukino and there child Diana.
Diana had blonde hair like Haruka but looked more like Yukino she even had the glasses. Diana hair was a short and boyish. Diana was five years old, a year older than Nina and she had personality traits of Yukino. She had a vast vocabulary mainly because of Yukino, she wouldn't let Haruka have anything to do with teaching Diana how to speak. She was a follower, she followed Nina every where and did what Nina did. She was quiet and shy in public like Yukino, but when she was with Nina she got a little more talkative.
Nina ran up and rang the door bell.
"Hello Mrs. Kikukawa can Diana come out to play?"
"Yes, one moment please…."Yukino says in a quiet and calm voice as she goes to find her daughter.
Yukino finds her daughter and her wife having an all out war with the T.V. They seem to be yelling at the television while throwing snacks at it.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Haruka shouted at the wrestling match on the television.
"Diana, Nina is hear to see you and be back before it gets dark" interrupted Yukino
"Okay! Mom" after giving her parents a kiss on the cheek she runs out the door to greet Nina.
"Haruka dear, should you really be watching stuff like this with our child? Don't you think it's a little too violent?"
"Why not? Our child needs to beware of Greeks baring gifts."
"….?" Yukino gave Haruka a confused look. Assuming Haruka was drunk Yukino sat next to Haruka quietly as Haruka yelled at the television some more.
Meanwhile the children were outside on there bicycles. Any body who would have happened to pass by would have thought nothing of it, but little would they know that the child with the Navy colored hair was plotting an evil scheme.
Nina's bicycle was dark blue, she had wanted it the same color as Natsuki's motorcycle. Diana's bicycle was green, her favorite color. As they were cruising along they saw many other children on bikes.
"Hey Diana, Wouldn't it be cool if we made one huge slip and slide out of the neighborhood street!?" Nina's said turning to look at her friend.
"That would be amusing, but what shall we use as the slippery substance? I'm not sure it would be possible to glide on tar even with the proper components." said Yukino as she thought about the giant slip and slide.
"Why can I never understand what your saying? Did Mrs. Suzushiro teach you how to speak? That would explain a lot."
Diana sighed "That sounds fun. What do I have to do? Now can you understand me?"
"Yep, Now lets get started!" Nina said joyfully as she sped over to her house.
For the next hour. Nina and Diana could be seen throwing thing out onto the street in front of there houses and running back in forth from the street to there houses carrying random foods and liquids. Both of the children's parents didn't notice what their children were up to those kids were always doing unusual things so they didn't bother to notice.
"Okay so we have everything we need we just need water now!." Nina said as she and Yukino ran up and down the street turning on every hose they could get their little hands on.
A couple minutes later they were sliding up and down the street and gliding around on their bicycles. Other children had saw what they had did and decided to join in on the slippery fun. Soon all the children that lived on that street were gliding around in the street. Some where on bikes others on skateboards some where even playing body bowling. Everything seem fun and happy.
None of the adults had noticed that the kids were playing around in a huge slip and slide yet. .
Natsuki was "fixing" the television, more like hitting it repeatedly with a screw driver, and Shizuru was right next to her teasing her about the way she was "fixing" the T.V. Kiyohime was sound asleep. Yukino was fixing dinner and Haruka was now taking a nap on the couch.
Boom
A sudden explosion was heard outside. Haruka had fallen off the couch and was helped up by Yukino then they both ran outside. Natski had accidentally hit her finger with the screw driver and was screaming out profanities until Shizuru kissed it, to make it better, then dragged Natsuki outside. Surprisingly Kiyohime was still asleep.
All the adults had run out to see what had happened. The scene they saw was something they did not expect.
It was total mayhem outside. Kids were crying because they had bumped there heads. Broken skateboards had littered the streets, all the trash cans and mail boxes had been knocked down. The hoses were still on so everything was flooded. Kids were running around nude. Most of the kids had started to run around like they were crazy In the middle of the street there was a ten bicycle pile up that was on fire and some kids had made a bonfire out of it. Throwing anything they could find into the mini bonfire.
"What did you use?" Diana asked Nina.
"I don't know I found it in our Garage I found a lot of cases of this. I think it was my Papa's, its labeled 'Budweiser' and it says that its beer, What's that mean?"
"Oh boy.. Well that would explain why the kids are acting goofy." Said Diana as she and Nina walked over to Natsuki and Shizuru who had just ran outside.
All the adults were scrambling around to claim their children and get the fire out, but couldn't successfully do that because everything was so slippery.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR CHILDS FAULT KUGA!" Yelled Haruka as she stomped her way over to Natsuki with Yukino following closely behind.
"Well of course it's my child's fault I have the child from hell over here!" replied Natsuki
"Ara Natsuki must remember that our child does not come from hell and that if Natsuki keeps saying thatshe is, Natsuki will not see even a tea spoon of mayonnaise for a month." Said Shizuru smiling at Natsuki.
"But Shizuru!"
"No buts Natsuki."
"Fine!" Replied an upset Netsuke 'Why must she always attack my mayonnaise what did it do to her?'
"HEY WERE STILL HERE!" Yelled an angry Haruka.
"What do you want!" Yelled Natsuki.
"WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR GOING TO DO ABOUT THE DAMAGES KUGA!" yelled Haruka
"Haruka don't forget to ask about next Thursday." Said a calm Yukino as she took Diana's hand and led her back to the house.
"AND WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU COULD BABYSIT FOR US NEXT THURSDAY!" Yelled Haruka as she added on to what she had said earlier.
"See you tomorrow Nina!" Shouted Diana as she waved at Natsuki.
"Later!" Shouted back Nina as she was led back to her house by Shizuru.
"TO ANSWER YOUR FIRST QUESTION WAIT TILL THE COPS GET HERE! SECOND I WOULD GLADLY BABY SIT FOR YOU ON THURSDAY IF YOU BABY SIT FOR US TONIGHT!" replied Natsuki.
"FINE!" yelled Haruka and shook hands with Natsuki then they both went back to their houses. Not even bothering to help the other adults clean up the mess outside.
After the police had came by Natsuki was not arrested but was only fined for the damages. They told her that they would send her the fine in the mail after they were done adding up the damages.
A week later the whole family was sitting at the table eating breakfast. Shizuru was feeding Kiyohime, Nina was eating cereal, and Natsuki was looking through the mail. Natsuki had come across the fine for the damages. As she opened it and looked at the numbers Natsuki's eyebrow twitched. Nina saw this and was out of her seat and running before Natsuki could even put the letter down. Natsuki soon followed chasing her four year old daughter around the kitchen table.
"Papa I just ate if you make me run I'm going to throw up!" Yelled Nina hoping that Natsuki would stop chasing her.
"Throwing up is the least of your worry's you crazy little child!" shouted back Natsuki
"AAHHHH!"
"GGGRRRRRRRR!"
"What a happy family we have." said Shizuru as she made funny faces while feeding Kiyohime the green tea baby food. Kiyohime just clapped and giggled.
Author's note: I hope you like the story. I don't know much about kids or baby's so I think some of it may not be quite right. I'm also new to writing Fanfics. so I have a couple of things working against me, not good but hopefully this came out well. Please Review!
