Yo Guys Geo here and welcome to Unleashing the Unexpected this Story is gonna be...Weird how so? well consider this a Tamer version of my other Story Odd Obsession also the first chapter has a few references here and there try to find them also this is the first story that takes place during the events of Season 5 so YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! anyway I hope you all enjoy!

It was a calm summer Monday afternoon, as the sun was blazing hot through all of Royal Woods. Lincoln was wearing his orange swim trunks and sitting in the backyard tire swing sweating like if he was in a desert, hell he was below a shade and he was sweating as if he just ran a marathon. All his sisters had gone out for the day searching for working A/C with their respective friends, leaving him home alone with his parents. Speaking of whom, his father Lynn Sr .was inside the house talking with an AC repairman who was in the middle of fixing the family's broken cooling unit. Having a big family meant on summer days like this it was used beyond what it was capable of cooling.

"Only one AC guy, man that repair is going to take forever..." Lincoln panted as he pulled out a bottle of sunscreen and wiped some of the contents on his forehead hoping it would protect some of his pale white skin. As Lincoln was suffering from a possible heat stroke, he noticed his mom, Rita, walking out the backdoor wearing a pink Bikini that showed off her best features and way more skin that it should.

But with that attire Lincoln could admire her rather gorgeous and massive heart shaped ass. And her boobs are natural DDs too! Round soft mounds that are soft as pillows, her age not affecting how firm they are as Lincoln noticed a little conic reaching the nipple area as her nipples were hard and stood tall and firm, poking the fabric of the bikini. Her areolas were bright pink as the Bikini top did nothing to hide them Lincoln would be lying if he said he wasn't attracted to his mother can you blame him? Can you really, his mother popped out eleven kids and had this goddess-like figure, despite her age. Lincoln did also notice that his mother had a small blush on her face and a very awkward smile just like Lisa's smile, that was a little creepy. As his sight drifted towards her hand and noticed she was carrying a wine bottle in one hand and a wine glass in the other, this made him tie some knots and figure out his mother had been drinking a lot, and given how hot and humid that day was, it was more than justified.

"Huh this could be the first time seeing mom "tipsy"" he muttered as he hopped off the tire swing and walked over to his mom, who was currently sitting in the lawn chair, preparing to make the best of a hot day and get a decent tan. "Ummm Mom?' He said as she turned her head to him and gave him a very drunk smile, Lincoln was surprised her mom was not just a little "tipsy" but rather she was very, very drunk.

"Oh! Lincoln honeeeey! Moooommmmy's sssssthweet Baby!' she babbled as she gave a small hiccup as Lincoln gave her an uneasy look, sure in the back on his mind was rather curious her mom inhibited by some glasses of alcohol, but he never wanted to see his mom this drunk, worse part her attire wasn't helping the situation at all.

"M-mom!?...I uhhh can see you're enjoying a drink just here...and…" He would have continued had it not been for Rita cutting him off. "OH THISHhhh!?...Y…..YOU SHHHHHTUPID! FATHER'S FAULT!...Thinks we should get a DiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiVvvvvvvORCE! He was a chad when I met him -hic- but now-" she mumbled as Lincoln felt his heart, holy shit drop a divorce!? Like a very low gut punch that took out all the air in his lungs. Why? To Lincoln his parents' marriage was always stable, yeah sure they had some arguments now more than ever, but whenever they did, it was never anything that serious. At least in the eyes of Lincoln and his sisters. Lincoln knew it was somewhat the alcohol talking, but he needed to know why his mom was talking about this, maybe there is some truth in her drunken words?

"Liiiiiiinshhyy be a dearrrr and pppput sooooooome suuuuunscreen on Mommy, preettyy pleasshhhsse?" Rita babbled as Lincoln was brought out of his mental dylema, and gave a nod but before he could open the bottle he felt Rita slowly rubbing his crotch, only his swimming trunks separating her soft hand from touching directly his member.

"Uhhhhh M...Mom?' Lincoln panicked and gulped as Rita pulled down his shorts like if it was a normal thin, letting his 7 inch dick into the open, making Lincoln blush. Lincoln was a little taller than the standard height of teens around his age. Though he knew already he had a monster in his pants, the highschool bullies would find an excuse to laugh about it, and after a few hours he could hear them crying on how little they are compared to Lincoln in the bathrooms of the school. "Mmmmmm~ My shweet Baby is so fucking big~ Mama likes it~" Rita purred as Lincoln did his best to suppress him letting out a moan, as he felt her soft hand grabbing his dick like if she was a porn pro. Rita slowly started to stroke it, feeling its length, girth, and warmth. until it was rock hard and standing tall at 8 1/2 inches. "Oh My~!, Mamas -hic- hands are still magical! Looks like I made you VERY happy" she chuckled in a drunk tone, stopping her sexy massage on the member of his teen son, as she turned around and unclipped her top allowing her mammaries to bounce free in front of Lincoln's face.

"Mom!" Lincoln exclaimed as he saw Rita approached him like a sort of succubus, walking sexily so her boobs would "boing" as she walked towards Lincoln, stopping in front of him as he tried to cover his erection, and with that she shooed his arms and wrapped her boobs around his shaft. "Don't be worried -hic- let mommy do all the work~" she purred as she licked the tip and began to move her breasts around his dick causing Lincoln to let out a few small moans. One boob up, one boob down, the soft and hot sensation was too much for teen Lincoln, since it was his first legit sexual act in his life, and he was trying so hard not to bust his nut in his very attractive mom's face right there. 'Why am I letting this happen!?' Lincoln thought his legs were shaking like jelly, as Rita began to suck his dick harder, almost as if she was worshiping his schlong.

"Ahhhh M...Mom I….I-It's my first-!" Lincoln used his muscles not to blow his load in his mom's face, and tried to warn her, since Rita was sucking harder and faster. Sure this was incest, and all this activity was sobering down Rita, but hell would freeze first if she was going to let go this god like dick. She even throated him a few quick times, and before long he busted his nut into her mouth, squirt after squirt of hot steamy semen, puffing her cheeks, but she didn't spill even one drop. Rita took a few moments to enjoy, and swallowed the massive load down before wiping her lips and smiling into his face.

"Mmmmm You taste way better than your father honey~ WAY better~" she purred as she hooked her top back on, surprising Lincoln , and for his surprise he was a little let down as she was redressing again, as she kissed his forehead. 'Don't worry baby we'll have more fun later~" She was totally sober at that point. She didn't care a lot, she purred as she stumbled back into the house, since her legs were giving out too.

*The Next Morning*

The sun was slowly rising over the Loud house as the light hit Lincoln in the face waking him up as he gave a tired yawn and sat up. Even with the fact that his milf mother fellated his sould out of him one day before, his first real nut was so satisfying that he slept like a rock. "Ugh...Man why did it feel so good...why does it feel so good and wet right now...wait a minute!" he said as he immediately noticed that his blanket was moving up and down. Being curious, Lincoln moved the blanket and saw Rita was sucking him off, again with her sultry succubus-like smile. 'Well -pop- good morning sweetie~" she purred, and gave the length of his meat a slow lick. "MOM!?...WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE!?" Lincoln froze up, immediately lowering his voice, as he shivered at the lick his mother just gave to him.

"I figured my big strong baby boy would be thrilled by his mommy servicing him as he deserves in this very lovely morning~" Rita smiled as Lincoln blushed. This was kinda cool, and felt nice. "Well I did enjoy that blow job,...WAIT SO YOU….?" Lincoln just figured his mom remembered everything. "Remember what I did yesterday? Of course I do honey? FUCK that was so good, I fingered myself yesterday to be able to sleep, and I slept so well~ Now sit back, its time I service you as you deserve~" Rita purred and winked at him. She hopped off his bed, and stood up, slowly beginning to disrobe her mom outfit slowly, first her pants shaking her hips as that piece of attire fell off. Then her shirt, popping every button slowly, her boobs jiggling out but still held by her bra. Then sultrily walking till she was in front of him and basically ripping her white bra in his face, letting her mammaries breath and bounce in his face. She kept on the sexy strip show, until she was completely naked. She slowly walked backwards, reaching and locking his door. She then hopped into his bed again like if she was a kind of cat in heat, and placed her sex above Lincoln's full mast, teasing her outer pussy lips with his head, and finally impaling herself slowly enjoying Lincoln's natural lenght and girth. 'Breath Lincoln breath! You're mom's about to take your V card just BREATHE!' Lincoln panicked a little, but started enjoying it as he gave a soft moan as he felt Rita's inner walls squeezing his dick as she lowered herself on him.

'OK LINCOLN IT'S HAPPENING! You're mom's about to take your V card just BREATHE AND DON'T CUM INSTANTLY!' Lincoln thought as he gave a soft moan as he felt Rita's inner walls squeezing his dick as she lowered herself on him, grabbing her own breasts, putting her nipples in her mouth to muffle her own moans. "Ahhh Fuck YES! You're reaching places Lynn's never been able to touch! You're making my slutty womb very happy~"

she gasped as she slowly started to speed up her rhythm, given how her pussy perfectly enveloped the log like a glove, it was just a perfect fit for her, his meat was touching her inner walls in all the right places. Lincoln's heart pounded like crazy as his mom began to move faster going wild riding him, gritting his teeth sometimes so he would blow his load inside her. Feeling a little daring and to keep his mind a little distracted, Lincoln reached up and began to play with her tits, causing Rita to let out a loud gasp of pleasure. "Your hands feel so good! So big and manly~ My twins love it!" she moaned as she began to rock her hips faster. "Mom Mom! This is fucking amazing!" Lincoln moaned as he moved his hands from her tits to her hips, to help her hip movements, both reaching more pleasure. "AHHH HARDER! BABY FUCK ME LIKE A MAN! MAKE ME YOUR WHORE" Rita exclaimed as Lincoln started to feel his dick swelling up again, this was it, it was inevitable, he was about to blast his load deep inside his mom. "Mom I'm -gonna-cum!" he moaned as Rita curled her toes as she felt what seemed like a gallon of cum filling her body. She wouldn't have it any other way, she needed to be filled up, feeling for the first time and reaching places Lynn would never reach.

"AHHHHHH! FUCK YES!...I Love Your Man Milk~ My womb is very very happy" Rita panted, still feeling even more cum poured in to her, as she bent down and deeply kissed lincoln surprising him, as the kiss lasted for a good few minutes.

Lincoln was a little concerned he just creampied his mom, but given how amorous she was, she intended for this to happen.

*Later that Evening*

The Louds were all gathered at the dinner table enjoying pizza, all except for one, one of the few good treats of the weekend. Since now, and given that everyone was grown up, they needed more food. For years the normal 2 pizzas, transformed into 4 pizzas that day. Even if Lori didn't live there anymore. "Hey! Has anyone seen mom?" Leni naively asked, as the girls all noticed their mother was missing. But even that made them stop eating as much pizza as possible. "Huh, weird. It's not like mom to miss pizza night on purpose!'' Lynn Jr. spoke with a shrug, as she noticed Lincoln was giving a weird face. Given it was Lynn jr. She didn't realize the deep blush he had in his face. "Uhhhhh you ok bro?" Lynn asked. "Huh? Uhh yeah I'm okay Lynn, just thought of something funny that is all, and that I almost choked" he smiled as underneath the table Rita was enjoying her new night treat, quietly deepthroating Lincoln like crazy. Being Rita, she was a pro at doing that. 'That's it mom! Keep sucking, I'm almost there!' Lincoln thought as she used her hands to fondle his nutsack as Lincoln gave a moan (Disguised as a yawn) as he filled her mouth with spunk, just as Lynn sr brought the legendary 5th box of pizza. "Kids, I'm glad you're mother's not here because...well…." Lynn Sr. sighed and grabbed a slice, he did know that he had been neglecting his marriage lately, he didn't expect that it would come and bite him this quickly though.

"What's wrong dad?'' Lana asked, getting herself a new slice as well. All the loud girls noticed Lynn sr's uneasy look. Lincoln grinned a little, he already knew what was about to happen. "You see….your mother and I….are getting divorced" he sighed as the table was quiet for a while. All except for the sound of sucking and choking but they just thought Cliff was trying to spit up a hairball as their reactions were all varied. "WHAT!?" All the girls shouted at once. "WHY!?" Luan screamed "WAS IT OUR FAULT!?" Lola and lana said out loud. "I BLAME LENI!" Lynn Jr. was pointing with her finger at Leni.

"YEAH I BLAME LENI TOO!...HEY!" Leni said. All the sisters argued with each other, as Lynn Sr. pulled out Rita's rape whistle and blew it. Why did he have it in his shirt? We will never know. "Now hold on a moment! It's not anyone's fault! It's all your mothers fault" he said as Lincoln felt Rita sucking his dick harder, she was really a pro. 'Mom must be getting angry, but I'm sure she is sucking me with a smile.'

he thought as Lisa raised an eyebrow. 'Father If I may ask, how is it Mother's fault? What is the logic of your argument? You can't come here to us and just say we are getting divorce and it's all your mom's fault. We need evidence so we can conclude on a solid answer" Lisa said, and with her cold but logical monologue managed to stop all the fights. Plus Lisa wasn't having any of her dad's shenanigans.

"Yes Lynn, go on and tell them how it's my fault?" They heard Rita say as she walked inside Lincoln raised an eyebrow when he reached for his crotch and felt that she wasn't there.

*Wow she's fast*' he thought as Rita approached her sweating husband.

"Well because….because you won't let me keep my ties!" he exclaimed, like a whiny bitch.

"You gotta be shitting me….and no I'm not apologizing over that" Lynn Jr. said, and every Loud girl nodded.

'Well, it's true! That tie collection means the world to me and there's no way I'm getting rid of it!" he said, crossing his arms as Rita rolled her eyes.

"THIS is why we're getting a dicvorce kids he cares more about that stupid tie collection than he does us!" Rita said to the girls, the tension heating up in the room.

"WHAT!? That's not true!" Lynn sr snapped as he gave a huff.

"Kids he spent all of our vacation money on that stupid collection you know, plus my personal savings for a new A/C unit for the house!" Rita said.

"HE DID WHAT!?" they all yelled, even Lincoln. "You mean because of dad and his stupid choices we won't be able to go to the Bahamas this summer!?" Leni exclaimed as Rita gave a nod as Lynn sr gave a nervous smile.

"Pffft The Bahamas are just too overrated...right? Right?" Lynn Sr. proudly said, seconds before all the girls went over him

*Later-er that evening*

Lynn Sr. was currently nursing a black eye and a swollen head why? Let's just say pissing off 10 angry kids and their equally angry mother was a bad idea. While the bald moron was suffering, Lincoln was currently in Rita's room pounding her ass into the bed.

"Ahhh Yes Yes! Harder fuck me harder!" She moaned as Lincoln balls slapped her cheeks as he rammed his dick in her ass over and over.

"Mom Mom! I'm cumming!" Lincoln was close.

"Pull out and cum in my Pussy, paint my womb!" Rita drooled

"But Mom…" Lincoln panicked.

"Fuck it! I don't care about what happens Lincoln, just do it!" she exclaimed as lincoln pulled out of her ass and jammed his dick into her pussy and came into it as he reached her womb's entrance

"AHHHHHH!" They both moaned softly as Lincoln fell forward and rested on her chest.

"...Mom?" Lincoln timidly asked.

"Yeah sweetie?" Rita panted.

"I Love you" Lincoln said.

"I know I love you too" she sighed happily as Lincoln didn't think anything could ruin this moment.

"Also Rita rule number one. I only want creampies…..that's why there are so many of you" She giggled.

*Knock Knock Knock*

"Hey Mom, Luna and I wanted to know….HOLY SHIT!?" Unless you count Luna and Luan walking in on them ruining the moment.

Lincoln and Rita froze up in fear and shock as Lincoln felt himself blush.

"Uhhhhh I can explain?" Lincoln said nervously as he saw their angry faces.

'...you...you...YOU FUCKING PERV! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FUCKING OUR MOM!...without Us!" Luna said as her anger instantly vanished as Luan closed and locked the door.

"Yeah we even made a raffle to test the monster in your pants!" Luan said, angrily taking off her clothes.

"Wait what?" Lincoln freaked out a little, as Rita sat up happily.

"Oh! My babies are sluts just like their mother!" Rita exclaimed as she started to cry tears of joy.

"Well duh, most of everyone's amazon accounts are exclusively for sex toys. HELL even Lisa sleeps with a jumbo buttplug inside her" Luan said, now angrily taking off her underwear.

"Yeah and I'm a little jealous Lisa, Lucy and the twins got to you first Bro! They're some legit semen demons" Luna smiled.

"Wait what?" Lincoln asked.

"You didn't know whenever you go to sleep they sneak in your room and suck you off" Luan told him as Lincoln looked puzzled.

"That explains the wet dreams I keep having of them, WEW I thought it was all on me…." He thought as he felt Luna and Luan get into the bed with him and rita.

"Cmon Luan let's show our big brother how much we love him~" Luna purred as Lincoln was pushed onto his back as the three horny women encroached on him with Looks of hunger and lust in their eyes.

"And remember Lincoln…..no one in this house is on the pill" Rita said.

"Yeah fuck those, those shits are worse than actual drugs" Luna added.

"...What are the consequences of what I'm about to endure?" he whimpered with anime tears flowing down his eyes.

"Oh Daddy~ just 9 horny girls and their milf mother~" Rita added, before going wild on the poor lucky Lad.

Poor Lincoln Don't worry he'll bounce back...can't say the same for Lynn Sr though anyway Lincoln Confront his younger sisters about their...Nighttime activities when it comes to his body and Lori comes home for a Visit!