A/N: These are just a group of one shot Halloween themed drabbles and Clark/Lois. They aren't related to one another. Varying ratings. Varying Seasons.

Trick or Treat

"We're going to Hell for this."

"Really Clark? Out of all the things you've done in your life, this is what's finally going to push you over the edge?" Lois asked. "Don't be so melodramatic."

"Point taken. But it's still immoral."

"Immoral!" Lois snorted, "It's deceptive at best! It's Halloween Smallville. A night for mischief, just think of it as getting into the holiday spirit."

"That's reaching and you know it." He replied.

"Well, you obviously must not think it's that bad or you would have deserted me before house number four." She shot back triumphantly.

"I'm only here to look out for you." He answered lamely.

Lois laughed. "Get over yourself, Clark. Admit it- you're having fun."

"Maybe a little." He gave in, "but for the record, I still think this is wrong."

"Dully noted." Lois said distractedly. "Oh! Look there's one!" She said excitedly grabbing her companion, by the wrist and hurrying across the street.

They tailgated a small group of adults and kids to the next house. Close enough so that they seemed like apart of the crowd, but far away enough so that no one in the actual group was suspicious. It was an art Lois had perfected in her teens.

Immediately after the kids received their candy from the older woman sitting on her porch, Lois and Clark made their move.

"Hi," Lois said sweetly, still holding Clark's hand. "We're so sorry to bother you, but our daughter is sick and she couldn't come out trick or treating with her brother tonight," Lois paused to look behind her and smile at a little boy dressed as Spiderman. He couldn't have been more than six and he was busy searching though his pillowcase of candy, in the middle of the stranger's walkway.

She turned back the woman holding the king sized Reese's cup. "So we're collecting some candy for her."

"Oh, how sweet!" the woman smiled plunking the candy bar into the Jack o' lantern bucket.

"Thank you so much!" Lois smiled. And Clark mimicked her, silently, grinning like an idiot.

After they were at a safe enough distance, Lois pulled the Reese's from the pail. "Tell me this isn't worth a little white lie."

Clark sighed and looked at his watch. "We still have a little time before we have to be at the Planet- one more house?"

Lois beamed up at him. "Welcome to the dark side, Mr. Kent!"

Clark smiled down at her wondering if she realized they were still holding hands.

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